Bai Yueguang Breaks Up Everyday

"You! Actually! Really! Also! Sleep! Go! Go!"

Hedong Lion Roar, although it must be late.

She was so weak that Miss Meng Po made a violent bed bang.

Less than eight hours of sleep affects the photosynthesis of plants!

Little Green Tea whispered, "Sister, don't do this. I like men. We have no destiny and can only continue in the next life."

Po Meng: "???"

What kind of weird script did this guy read?

So weak turned over, ready to continue hibernation, was pulled up by the waist, "Sister, what to sleep, get up, hey, the show of heaven is about to begin!"

"...Then let it show off, God wants to be like this, how can you and me."

"No, I mean, one of the nine heavens, Dongcangtian's blind date fashion show is about to begin!" Meng Po spit out, "East Cangtian has made a big deal this time. The 28-star Carnival is out of print fashion. The draw is free. Yes, you don’t have to be a woman if you miss it!"

Two pairs of eyes stared in mid-air for a while.

"We don't seem to be human either."

"..."

Although, the weak is still being dragged out.

With the rapid development of science and technology, Jiuzhongtian is also advancing with the times, combining the cultivation of immortality with technology, and from time to time, black technology appears to benefit the gods.

No, what they are in front of is the masterpiece of Jiuzhongtian——Xuanyun Che.

The tortuous iron ring goes straight to the depths of the sea of ​​clouds, weakly and silently replacing it with a roller coaster in the amusement park.

"Get in the car, get in the car, Dong Cangtian will leave immediately!"

"Two spirit crystals in the upper east sky, ten spirit crystals in the whole journey around the nine layers of heaven!"

"Two spirit crystals, you can't buy it and lose money and you can't be fooled. If you miss Dongcangtian's fashion show, you have missed a good opportunity to win an out-of-print free lottery. I don't know how many hundred years it will be next time! Little fairies, can Seize the opportunity!"

So weak: Fuck, the gods also take advantage of the fire!

Lingjing is the common currency of their three realms, but the most basic unit is Lingshi, followed by Lingyu, and then Lingjing. Calculated according to the ordinary standards of public officials in hell, the monthly salary is only ten spirit crystals. This does not count as the deduction of five insurances and one housing fund. If you go to Jiuzhongtian, it will be all gone. Isn't it black?

So weak want to turn around and leave.

Po Meng hugged her tightly, "Sister, the fare is a bit more expensive, but the carpool can be half price for two people!"

Green Tea Jing said sadly, "Am I just my sister, your carpool tool?"

"Otherwise?"

"I want to break with you."

"My good sister, don't be angry anymore. It's a rare event. Is there any reason not to go?"

She reached her weak ears and whispered, "This Xuanyun car was contracted by Northwest Youtian. You also know that this group of people, who are obviously rich and powerful, are notorious misers, as long as they have money to make money. , I won’t let go of a single wool! It’s the kindness of Dongcangtian’s little brothers, who even gave us a 50% discount on the tickets, and there is a free lottery. It’s a pity that we won’t go!"

"Okay." She was so weak and reluctant to agree. She opened her innocent eyes and tilted her head. "I'm all for my sister, otherwise people are so smart that they won't be slaughtered by a black driver."

A knowing blow.

Po Meng hugged her and rubbed her face vigorously, "Oh oh, we are weak and coquettish. But we still have to pay for the fare."

"Oh." So weak for a second, indifferent, "Don't touch it, touch it for money."

Po Meng: "..."

Grass...wood, so ruthless.

The two women just sat down in the Xuanyun car, and there was a sudden sensation behind them.

A group of Xiao Gong'e ran out like crazy.

Po Meng turned her head and looked at her, Miao Bianfanmeimei, "My mother, is the little brother of Zhong Juntian, Jianmei and Xingmei, a high-ranking power, and I love it!"

So weak and curiously waited and looked on.

Surrounded by clouds and mist, the man was handsome in appearance, with eyes like cold stars, and a purple satin and gold-rimmed robe, which was indescribably expensive. He turned his head and said something to the person next to him, his sword eyebrows were tightened, imposingly but inaccessible.

Po Meng came to Jiuzhongtian for errands. She knew this place well, so she immediately said, "This little brother is very face-to-face, he should have just returned? Weak, let me tell you that I met the little brother of Central Juntian, They must be won fiercely. They are different from Northwest Youtian. They are noble, rich, powerful, and good-looking. The key is to have a good life and be a prosperous wife!"

The other party's icy gaze swept over, and Po Meng shut up immediately, pretending to be motionless.

The guy from Wang's wife is sitting behind them, with a row of empty seats in between, revealing the master's disgust in a subtle way.

Po Meng curled her lips, pulled her weak palm, and wrote six words: The shortcoming is that the thieves hold grudges.

A hearty laugh came from behind.

"Brother, I forgot to bring money, borrow some?"

The person in purple sneered, "Oh, there is no return, don't borrow."

"Brother, you can't just let your brother die just because you can't survive the love catastrophe." The man complained.

The purple-clothed man raised his sword eyebrows slightly, "When did my central Juntian have friendship with your Northeast China? Don't worry about it."

"Tsk."

The folding fan hits the palm.

The other party shook his head and said, "It's no wonder that other girls don't want to love you. If I change me, I'm not happy to associate with you."

"Snapped."

I saw a flash of purple light, and the white-clothed man was submerged by an instant spiritual crystal.

"Close your stinky mouth."

Po Meng's eyes were staring straight, she had never seen so many spirit crystals in her entire life, the one that could drown people! The nine heavens are all triumphs!

She immediately flirted with the weak.

Local tycoon! Golden thighs! Rough thief!

sisters! superior!

So weak: "..."

Can you let her watch a show quietly? She is very disciplined personally. How could she hook up with other wild men before taking down Brother Cui!

"Get in the car, get in the car, Dong Cangtian will leave immediately!"

"Five spirit crystals in the upper east sky, 20 spirit crystals in the whole journey around the nine layers of heaven!"

So weak and stunned, let me go, sir, you are asking for a lot of money than a black car!

Many of them were late and could only be slaughtered with reluctance.

The driver of the black car pulled enough people and set off with satisfaction.

The Xuanyun car furiously shuttled in the sea of ​​clouds. It was the first time she sat down, so weak that she was dizzy and vomited once. She leaned back softly on the chair, but fortunately she had a seat belt set, otherwise she would have to be thrown out.

When the levitation vehicle reached the middle section, the driving speed slowed down, and the tumbling cloud faintly sang the chanting music-this is the site of the Western Buddha, and the speed limit per kilometer is to be driven, so as not to disturb the Buddhist repairs. .

Po Meng also talked about her daily life with the weak, "Hey, the little monks in the West are more handsome than the other, but they don't understand women's hearts."

Unexpectedly, there are also a bunch of classmates with stories behind.

The white-clothed man shook his fan and said, "Brother, it's rare for us to meet once, so you don't tell your brother what's going on? Picking up girls is just that kind of thing, or else I can tell you a few tricks. But I can make it clear in advance that my brother will settle the bill, and the one-minute consultation fee will be paid. Well, if you give you a 9.9% discount, it will be a ray of spiritual source, how about?"

After such a weak conversion, ten million spiritual crystals can be trained into a wisp of spiritual origin, and this person's heart is really black.

The purple-clothed man opened his thin lips lightly, "Go away, egg."

The white-clothed man hooked his shoulders and back with a smile, "Don't be like this, it's all buddies. If you have something to say, you can discuss it."

Under the bewilderment of this three-inch incorruptible tongue, the person in purple seemed to be a little shaken, and asked a little hesitantly, "How did you live in love?"

The man in white smiled.

"Never."

"..."

Emotional liar to die.

A sorrowful scream sounded from the nine-layer sky.

The purple-clothed man retracted his feet and looked arrogant again.

After going through some twists and turns, the plastic sisters Banqiu and Meng Po finally arrived at the fashion conference.

The palace is majestic, and the fairy music is insignificant.

I was so weak and showed his **** residence permit, received a half discount, and found a corner with someone to sit down-anyway, they are all gods, their eyesight is very good, no matter where they sit, they are the same, and the hilltop seat is cheap!

Some people "the heroes see the same thing", and they sit next to them—coincidentally, they are the riders who ride with them.

The white-clothed man sighed, "Jun Tian is weak, you kicked too hard, right? I almost couldn't climb up. Let me tell you, I am a person with insurance! Ouch, who is next to me? Well, it turned out to be the God of Wealth from Northwest Youtian, disrespectful and disrespectful. Is Lingtang healthy? Has Brother Ling married?"

The weak took a melon seed shell, listened to Jiuzhongtian's grievances and grievances, and chose a catchy trumpet based on the color of their clothes.

Xiaobai: "Brother, let's tell you that, I really have planted this trip. I met a little green tea. The Tieguanyin in the tea, the special green, made my dignified fish pond little prince overturned!"

Xiao Zi: "What is green tea?"

Xiao Hei: "On the surface, the years are calm and harmless to humans and animals. Behind the scenes is playing with emotions and scheming."

Xiao Bai: "Yes! God of Wealth, it seems that you are going to the modern world?"

Passersby are weak, saying that they have been offended.

The broken-in love camp continues to speak——

Xiao Hei: "Women are liars, the more beautiful, the more pitiful, but the more cruel."

Xiao Zi: "This is reasonable, but it's a confession."

Xiao Bai: "What whiteness is there, if I can come back again, I will lock up that little girl's film, so that she can taste the feeling of not seeing the sun."

Xiao Zi: "It's too light, I should peel her skin and pump her bones!"

Xiao Hei: "Being a human being, you can never live beyond life."

He sounded so weak with relish, and there was another piece of dried fruit in his mouth. The show hadn't started yet, she was full of melons.

Xiaobai: "By the way, let's share the experience of love and robbery, so as not to commit it again later. Mine is a relatively rare ABO world. To put it simply, A is the dominator, O is the obeyer, I am A, that guy It was from O to A, and now I became brothers in the same category."

Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, and continued: "I was so moved and wanted to be a Xiao Su with her, but my heart was too high, and this marriage was blown up...Hey, why do you look at me like this? I'm normal. Wouldn't you covet your brother under circumstances?"

So weak: "?"

Is this script so familiar?

Xiao Zi: "I was reborn in heaven and was born as an emperor. Since I was young, I have been sensitive and suspicious. My queen has a heart. I love her so badly that I want to keep her by my side for a lifetime..." He sneered, "Finally She poisoned me in the medicinal soup and killed me in order to seek power to usurp the throne and regain freedom."

So weak: "???"

Has she watched this TV series anywhere?

Xiao Hei adjusted his sleeves, "I love power and wealth, so they asked me a multiple choice question, whether it is cruel and cruel to strive for a bright future, or give up the future and only love beautiful people. I chose the latter, gave up my dignity, and gave up My pride, I begged her to turn her head, but there was no response. She got better with another little brother. On that dark rainy night, I was in the rain, and they were doing happy things."

So weak: "!!!"

Have you eaten this melon on your own head? !

"...Oh, brothers are so miserable."

Po Meng rubbed her sleeves and looked pitiful when I saw her, "How can there be such a cruel woman."

The first three turned their heads together.

She was weak and bowed her head and licked melon seeds, trying to block her small face with two small hairs.

The three people's eyes swept across her.

Nothing happened.

They turned their heads and continued the discussion.

"So this love is really harmful!"

"The person who cultivates immortality should cut off love and love, so as to get rid of worries forever."

"The root of the evil should also be cut!"

"But isn't that a lifetime love robbery? The bane may have been wiped out a long time ago. How did you find her?"

Dong Cangtian's fashion show lasted for three days and three nights. She was so weak and forced to listen to the three days and three nights of the "Green Tea Death". In order not to expose himself, so weak didn't even draw prizes, quietly be his passerby.

Po Meng sighed all the way, "It's a pity that I didn't get in touch with the three beautiful men. Didn't it mean that I was broken in love once? As for this, once I was bitten by a snake, would I be afraid of well ropes for ten years? You say Isn’t it, weak? It’s better to fight poison with poison if you are injured, and to enter the next relationship earlier!"

So weak: "Mother-in-law, what you said is right."

Po Meng: "My old lady is as beautiful as a flower, you are the mother-in-law!"

As soon as she returned to hell, she felt very cordial when she saw the black sky, the red clouds, the flowers from the other shore, the bridge of Naihe, and the tauren face that looked a little sorry for the audience.

She moved the next day and changed her immediate boss.

She originally lived in the Fifth Hall temporarily, and the boss was Xiao Yan Luo, but now she moved to the Eighth Hall, and the boss was replaced by the City King.

The name of the city king is very fashionable, and his incarnation is also a very vivacious young man. After consulting the letter of recommendation given to him by Xiao Yan Luo, he enthusiastically arranged foreign talents, "Oh, such a weak girl, welcome, welcome, really warm welcome! It’s more difficult to deal with the wrongs on my side. Fortunately, when you come, I can finally deliver these hot potatoes to you."

So weak: "..."

Is it really good for you to tell the truth like this?

The Metropolis King didn’t come to nothing, so he said directly, “I’m here, it’s very preferential to soul-attractors, living allowance, housing subsidy, medical assistance, of course, five social insurance and one housing fund have already registered for you. , You will be able to settle the account next month. Are you still single, are you? Our little handsome guys, there are a lot of handsome guys, there are cars, houses, and consummation, just pick and kiss!"

It may have something to do with the owner. The Eighth Hall is very busy and efficient, and soon issued a business license to the weak.

So weak and slightly relieved, he took the first order.

In order to get a good start, she gave Party A’s father a discount of 12%.

After receiving the memory, he felt like a huge loss.

Because this is another world she is not familiar with!

She stroked it. The world view sounded complicated, but the core was so fresh and refined—it was nothing more than a story of four men vying for a woman in the interstellar age.

A developed country with a brand-new ruling system.

When mankind entered the interstellar history of the universe, sentinels and guides also came into being.

They accounted for one-tenth of the total population. They were the top elites of the empire. They were sparsely populated, their abilities were against the sky, and they were unknown to ordinary people. Sentinels have developed five senses, and their combat effectiveness is exploding. However, as their mental power increases, they are more likely to lose control, ranging from mental breakdown to self-mutilation and self-destruction.

The guide is the medicine of the sentry, the inhibitor of the sentry, and the companion that the sentry can't live without. As long as the soul fits more than 50%, the two can be combined mentally or physically, planted a brand, and accompanied by loyalty.

A group of male sentinels and a female guide need not think that it is also the stimulating plot of the sky thunder stalking the ground fire.

Obviously weak is the love cannon fodder of this group of heavenly pride.

She is not a guide, an ordinary person, or a girl struggling to survive in a slum. Her parents have died and she grew up in an orphanage. The biggest advantage of the weak body is the brain, and there is a beautiful skin. The former helped her successfully enter the university, and the latter gave her a lot of opportunities to gradually improve her life.

And the biggest opportunity is for the production team of "Selling Romance" to recruit female guests on campus.

"Selling Romance" is a reality show of love between men and women that is popular all over the country. The program group will invite four male guests and four female guests to stay together in the Rose Tower for a month of heartbeat testing.

The audience who watched the first two seasons gave the show countless more down-to-earth names, such as "The Rich Man Guess What", "The Love Story Between the Plutocrats and the Common People", "Whose Vest Is Lost Today", etc. .

Among the eight guests, four were truly rich and four were civilians from poor backgrounds.

One of the highlights of this program is the sexual tension between men and women. The friction during the ambiguous period is the most eye-catching.

The second aspect is the true and false rich people who love to hear. The program team will provide the fake rich with a huge amount of money for them to pack their own "trenches". If they can pretend to the end, this money can be cashed out and used as their trophies. So weak I have to say, the show crew is old and cunning, and there is a guilty atmosphere of money everywhere.

They found a group of the richest people, and a group of people who lacked the most money. Men and women staged a scene of contention, deception, and betrayal.

For Ming is weak, this is an excellent springboard. She got up from the slum, washed the mud on the soles of her shoes, and wanted to look up at the stars wholeheartedly and be a master.

She wants to know the rich with insight, and find the true destiny she is satisfied with!

——Of course it failed.

Because the heroine Jiang Xiaona is the chosen girl who took the script of the group pet HE.

She took the salted fish to the extreme and she won to the end.

When a group of girls woke up early for the date of the day and put on makeup, she fell asleep in the room, but the program crew couldn't see it. They called to urge her to get up, and by the way, asked the male guest to pick her up. The girl didn't know if she was born with a lack of nerves, she went over and opened the door in her underwear.

This mosaic privilege belongs to the female protagonist, so when Ming was so weak pretending to show off her beautiful legs inadvertently, she was immediately attacked by the male guests and vulgar. The barrage of "meat".

The male guest number two was afraid of the water and almost drowned in the swimming pool. He said that it was too late and that time, the salted fish heroine suddenly stopped salting the fish and came up with artificial respiration.

Well, needless to say, this one has also fallen.

The male guest No. 3 is a dog-eyed, weaker and more ambiguous, and the atmosphere is very good at first. The two are getting better and better, and the feeling of CP gradually increases. As a result, suddenly, No. 3 becomes cold to her. It took a long time for her to be so weak before she knew that Jiang Xiaona told people that she was very popular and had many boyfriends.

Note that "there are also many boyfriends."

Fuck, she just talked about a first love, still a senior, the other party broke up after graduation, where did she get many boyfriends!

Jiang Xiaona knew Ming's weak and they belonged to the same orphanage. Because of the different levels of personal effort, the results were different. Jiang Xiaona gave up when she was in high school and worked as a waiter in a Chinese restaurant. However, it was the carp who was so weak that he leaped over the dragon gate. He was admitted to the first institution of the empire, and was the most difficult diplomacy department to enter. The future is boundless.

Regardless of whether she can find her true life in this show, as long as she succeeds in pretending to be a rich man, she can also receive a huge amount of money, which is enough for her to spend four years in college.

But Jiang Xiaona actually revealed her life information!

She was so weak and immediately responded to the program team that Jiang Xiaona violated the program's secrecy regulations and even spread rumors indiscriminately. But the heroine's aura is not covered, Jiang Xiaona has long become a favorite of the show crew by virtue of her bewildered temperament, but she reprimanded her for a few words, without substantive punishment at all.

However, the loss suffered by the weak is incalculable. Her impression in the eyes of the male guests is completely broken, and she feels that she "worships money", "vulgar", "following" and "not self-love".

And the audience is even worse, she was labeled "green tea bitch", "scheming bitch" and so on.

The worst part was that after the show ended, she did not get the bonus, the rich boyfriend did not catch it, and even the first university in the Empire sent a "drop out order", thinking that she was inconsistent in her words and deeds, and her image was damaged, and she was not suitable for the Department of Foreign Affairs. . She worked hard for twelve years, because a nationwide love variety show was completely destroyed.

She is so weak that she feels very unwilling. She doesn't steal or snatch, because she is unwilling to subdue to others and fight for herself. What's wrong?

To say that the employer is also unlucky. She is a civilian and the most beautiful, she inadvertently revealed her ambition and was attacked as a target.

The female protagonist is the most mediocre salted fish. She looks ordinary and has an average personality. She wants to be lazy when doing some work. She is the first place to do nothing. She is helpless, but she is at the end and has the love of four sentinels. Wait. Yes, this show is just playing people. The four male guests are all rich and rare sentry.

And the heroine is the guide who awakens halfway.

It's not that the employer doesn't work hard, it's the nature of the sentry that makes them instinctively chase the guide.

But this—isn’t it the reason for this group of people to trample on the employer?

So weak, I thought, it’s time for them to see how the high-grade green tea can be used without a trace!