Azeroth’s Death Track

Chapter 880 79. Love in the Desert. Tyrion's Joke

In Azeroth, there are many stories about devils circulating. Most of these similar stories are about desperate or greedy mortals in pursuit of something, such as wealth, power, or destiny. But he ended up in a terrible end.

Of course, 90% of these stories are written by the church, and their purpose is very simple, that is, to guide people to do good, to waken up the world, never get close to evil, let alone actively associate with evil, but such stories can only To scare children, for adults, there are many things worth pursuing in this society full of desires, and as long as a good result is obtained, selling one's soul is not an unacceptable thing.

However, these smart-ass guys tend to forget the worst endings to those childhood prophecies where everyone thinks they're smart enough, or lucky enough, to escape that doom.

Actually, they can't...

In the sacred hall left behind by the Titans, facing Tyrion's not-so-funny joke, no matter whether it was Archmage Ansrem Luinvivor or his worrying daughter Catherine, Or the Archmage's cheap son-in-law, Dr. Harrison Jones, everyone felt a sinister shudder.

Behind Tyrion, Ms. Maiev, the director of the Dark Blade Intelligence Agency, showed a mocking smile on her indifferent face, as if she was mocking the ignorance and fearlessness of these humans, while the archmage Ronin sitting on the other side He yawned bored... The scene in front of him was very familiar, just like Tyrion used language traps to trick him into a life-and-death struggle with Alfonso Thunder in the dungeon of Grim Batol.

Oh, speaking of this, Luo Ning suddenly remembered that he hadn't had a drink with his old friend Alfonso for a long time. Maybe after this busy time, he should take his wife to the Federation to visit his old friend. Alfonso, an old friend of mine, is now serving as the regional air force commander of the Federation in the Khaz Modan district. I heard that he also formed a family with another undead female dwarf...and adopted a dwarf daughter.

But then again, I haven't seen him for several years, but Tyrion's bad taste still hasn't changed... and this bad habit has a tendency to become more and more serious.

Um?

After waiting for several minutes, but there was no response from the three of them, the great lord threw his body back in some doubts, and the faint blue death energy quickly entangled in the air, quickly forming an Ice Throne shining with cold breath, Tai Ryan was sitting on the throne, with a staff of mist in his left hand, he looked at the three people in front of him with his blue eyes, and said softly:

Have you considered it? Which one do you choose?

Or, you need me to help you make a choice... From my personal point of view, I prefer the third option...

There was an evil light in the eyes of the great lord, and he said playfully:

When I transformed an archmage like you into a death lord, and then ordered you to rush into the country where you were born with ruthless undead soldiers, and ruthlessly suppress those stupid humans who opposed me, when their blood soaked the entire city When you cut off the heads of those stupid human kings, I will feel... very, very happy, Your Excellency Archmage Ansrem, will you be happy because of this?

I...

The archmage tightly clasped his flaming wand with his fingers, and a gleam of death flashed in his old eyes, but at the moment when he was about to cast the spell, Maiev's cold voice reached his ears , the coldness of the blade that penetrated into the bone marrow also ran down his neck and made him stop the beating of his fingers.

The great lord is asking you something... Mage, what is your answer?

Okay, Maiev.

The great lord shook his hand, and the high-level agent Maiev Shadowsong returned to the original place again amidst the flashing shadows. Tyrion said softly:

Don't make the atmosphere so tense. This is a happy thing. Two mortals who pursue immortality will get the gift they want today. The taste of dreams is always sweet... But it seems that Ans Archmage Rem needs to think about it, I can understand, so let's ask Miss Catherine.

Tyrion set his eyes on the trembling Catherine again. He looked at the beautiful female pirate in front of him, and rubbed his chin with his fingers:

Women love beauty, so I think Miss Catherine will choose the second... the blood form of eternal youth. From then on, when you wake up from sleep every day, you will not be scratched because of an extra wrinkle on your face. Madness, every time you fall asleep, you won’t worry about dark circles under your eyes because of carnival all night, your energy will become infinitely surging, and you can enjoy all the happiness...”

The voice of the great lord was like the cold wind blowing from the north, wrapping around Miss Catherine's body. The cold perception was like a poisonous snake, sliding on her skin, making her feel creepy. The female pirate wanted to reject this terrible feeling. Grace, but she couldn't even speak at this time, on her arms and the surface of the skin, layers of frost visible to the naked eye were rapidly covering.

enough!

In the extremely oppressive atmosphere, Dr. Jones bravely stood up with a very manly posture. He stepped forward and blocked the sight of Tyrion and his girlfriend. His body was trembling, and his eyes were a little loose , Obviously, this helpless archaeologist is also afraid, but as a man, how can he allow his wife to be bullied at this moment?

End all this evil trick.

Dr. Harrison clenched his fists. He probably guessed who the big devil in front of him was, but the blindness and impulsive power of love made him full of courage at this moment. Like a beast caught in a trap, he moved toward Tai Ryan shouted:

I will replace Catherine's nightmare, come on, transform me into an undead, let my wife and her father go...

Harrison's roar made Ronin, who was sitting on the side, raise his head, and also made Maiev, who was standing in the corner watching the play, narrow his eyes. He looked at the human in front of him angrily, like a villain whose interest had been ruined.

What qualifications do you have to ask me for eternal life? Harrison Jones!

Tyrion swayed his fingers, and the sapphire bell on the top of the Misty Wand made a clear and ethereal sound. He said disdainfully:

As far as I know, you are just a pathetic person who was born in a noble family and has no achievements. The things you study are meaningless to me. You have been yearning for a bright future all your life, but You've been living a mediocre life, just like your ignorant compatriots crawling on the ground... your soul is not even heavier than an ant on the scale.

Get out of the way! I'm giving you one last chance...

No!

Harrison raised his fist stubbornly, as if he wanted to pounce on the big lord, and behind him, Catherine nervously grabbed her boyfriend's arm, full of fear and regret in her heart, but in this critical situation However, there is a kind of weird sweetness, even a kind of fantasy, even if Harrison and Harrison die here, there is no regret.

Women... are such sensual creatures.

I refuse too!

Probably the behavior of the cheap son-in-law inspired the somewhat hesitant old mage. The gray-haired old mage raised his staff and stood beside Harrison. Anslem straightened his back at this moment, and he looked at Tai Ryan, the last trace of cowardice in his cloudy eyes was also dispelled, as if he had returned to the vigorous state of his youth.

I will die to protect my daughter, my loved ones, and my most important treasure. This is the glory of a man, but I will not live by myself because of my cowardice!

Anslem shouted:

I am a mage... Life and death have long been unable to affect me.

Ah, that's really good! You have successfully aroused my interest, now, let's accept your trial!

Tyrion leaned on the staff of mist, and in the surge of the blue death mist, he stood up from the throne like a world-destroying demon king. His terrifying back shone in this sacred hall, just like a blazing fire. Like a villain who is about to burn the world in the flames, on his cheeks that flickered with light, a distorted smile made the faces of the three people who had made the final decision change drastically.

However, the next moment, the great lord swung his left hand like a sword, and three things whizzed and hit the three people in front of him. The cold and dead energy also burst out at this moment. In their desperate eyes, the vision in front of them was below It became extremely dark in an instant, as if the whole world had dimmed.

Did they just die?

of course not!

Time seemed to stop flowing at this moment. When the three people regained consciousness, they had been thrown in the center of the vast Uldum desert. The cold moonlight shone in this dead desert at night. The temperature made the three of them shiver uncontrollably.

Harrison! Harrison!

The joy of escaping from the dead caused Catherine to throw herself into the arms of her bewildered boyfriend, and the two kissed so affectionately regardless of the old man next to them. Helplessly looking at his dissolute daughter, he glanced at Harrison again, and then snorted very dissatisfied.

The archmage turned around and was about to leave, but at this moment, he found that there was a skull necklace inlaid with black gemstones around his neck. When he touched the necklace, Tyrion's indifferent voice rang in the heart of the archmage. rings in:

Thank you for your courage and your daughter's dedication to love...This bad world is disgusting, but the good things deserve my forgiveness, and you will regain 150 years of life, Anslem. Luinvervor, cherish the new life... When the next death comes, I will personally ask you whether you have wasted the new life I gave you... If you really waste it, believe it Me, you don't want to know what kind of punishment you will suffer.

Death...for you is just the end, but for me it's just the beginning of another journey...

And the young couple who were lingering together in the icy desert also found a ring on their finger that could not be removed after a passionate kiss. It was made of mithril and inlaid with blue star stone. At the same time, Tyrion's gentle voice sounded in their hearts at the same time:

Congratulations, Harrison Jones, Catherine Ruinverver, your deviant love has withstood the test of death...

Here, as the Great Lord of Death, I declare that you will be married as husband and wife and will be inseparable forever...

But, don't let me down...don't let death down... bless you, have the most beautiful treasure in this terrible world, just like protecting life, protect your love.

Harrison Jones raised his head blankly at this moment, looking at the two silver moons in the sky. There are two moons under the night of Azeroth, just like a pair of lovers who will never be separated. , He recalled the scene of facing Tyrion just now, he couldn't help hugging the beauty in his arms, he let out a sigh of relief, and said softly:

Catherine...you and I, just defeated death, right?

Catherine gently buried her head on Harrison's chest, and she said softly:

It was you who defeated death, my warrior...but I'm really tired. You said before that your family still has a manor in North County? Let's go live there...I want a child...

Okay! Let's go now, let the empire, let the Federation... let the damn Brian's summoning letter, go to hell!

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Is this interesting?

In the hall of the Furnace of Origin, Luo Ning quietly drank a cup of tea. He looked at the great lord with his eyes closed, and said in a low voice:

You always like to play this set of test tricks. Is it really so interesting to test human nature?

Of course, this is a game I never get tired of playing, Ronin.

Tyrion replied:

Whenever the ugly human nature is exposed in front of me, I will feel unspeakable satisfaction. You see, everyone is evil. Watching you evil guys criticize the real evil like me sanctimoniously, always It made me laugh out loud...but this time, I am also very satisfied, after all, I have seen too many ugliness, and occasionally watching the family reunion scene is also quite enjoyable.

The great lord raised his wrist and looked at the time. He glanced at Luo Ning and said to his brother-in-law:

I heard that you and Vereesa are planning to have a baby? Speaking of which, you have been delaying for too long...

Tyrion leaned on the stick of mist, looked at the embarrassed Luo Ning in front of him, and threw something on the table in front of Luo Ning:

Take it, go back to Dalaran, don't get involved in these messy things, have a few children with Vereesa early, and then bring it to the Dark Temple for us to see, Alleria is very worried about the inheritance of the Windrunner family The problem... Lilas is really not a qualified successor, so the child should let him live his own life.

Alright alright.

Luo Ning nodded with flushed cheeks, and replied in a bit of embarrassment:

We will work hard, and speaking of it, Cirvanas and Nathanos seem to have some...

Huh? Is the old relationship rekindled?

Tyrion pursed his lips, then waved his hand:

Let them go.

With the character of Second Miss, if she can marry herself, Alleria and I are already thankful... As for who we marry, we don't really care much...

Ronin, I know you have difficulties, but I still advise you to withdraw from these matters with Vereesa as soon as possible... People from the Windrunner family are really not suitable for politics.

So be it!

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