Azeroth Shadow Trail

Chapter 1144 240. The Bad Boss Sent Me to Patrol the Mountains and Find Someone to Buy Dinner

Outside the bamboo forest on the mountain peak, a large group of chattering hozens were fighting with their rough spears, and some of the strongest monkeys carried a "sedan chair" made of bamboo two fronts and two backs.

Or called a simple slider.

"Slow down, idiot, I'm dizzy, you're going to knock me to death if this goes on!"

Bu Laike, who was still very weak, yelled and cursed. He lay on the sliding pole in a very lazy, as if boneless posture, and directed his newly conquered hozens to walk down the mountain.

Thanks to Bo Laike providing enough jerky and wine to the rebellious hozen, these foolish guys are temporarily willing to be driven by him.

And the little murloc with a bandage on his arm was sitting beside the sliding pole. Its faithful dog leg of Bu Laike had been smeared, and it was carried forward by the stupid monkeys.

Benbo Erba was also holding a murloc telescope, constantly looking at the distant scenery.

The architectural style and cultural landscape of this continent of Pandaria are completely different from the world outside the mist. The panda people have developed a very advanced civilization in ten thousand years of peace.

Their houses are not as boxy as the outside world, and there are no castles or anything, but the villages of these rolling people are arranged very poetically.

There are still many peach blossom trees planted in front of Podong Village not far from the foot of the mountain. It will be autumn, and when the wind blows, it will bring up pink leaves all over the ground, which looks very beautiful.

It will be dusk, and the murlocs can still see some pandaren busy in the fields through the binoculars, as well as some red pandas who are collecting flower petals and putting them in wine barrels.

Presumably for winemaking?

According to the stinky pirates, the wine brewed by the panda people is the best food in Azeroth, and they have even developed a systematic wine culture.

What an unimaginable luxury.

Although the little murloc was not a wise man, he followed Laike through most of the world. The civilians in the human kingdom occasionally had to worry about their livelihoods, and the orcs racked their brains to eat.

Murlocs all over the world can beat each other's dog brains out in the mud for a few fish bones.

But these chubby panda people started to make wine with all kinds of food that they can't eat thousands of years ago, which is really a heinous crime.

"Let's go to Podong Village to have a good meal in a while. The panda people's cooking skills are as superb as their wine skills. Those rare delicacies can make the barbarians outside the mist swallow their tongues."

Bu Laike, who was lying on the slider, was thinking about the next plan, and said to Xal'atath:

"Have a night's rest in the Pandaren's village, and then we will depart for the Qinglong Temple"

"Where are you going?"

Void Essence asked in surprise:

"Didn't you say that the Qinglong Temple in the Emerald Forest is the ashram of Yulong Tianzun, one of the four gods of Pandaria? That is a serious guardian demigod, the leader of the order camp.

A guy like you who exudes an evil aura from head to toe went there, wouldn't you be beaten up? "

"Going to."

The pirate rubbed his dizzy forehead and said:

"The hozen told me that not long ago, many outsiders were captured by the Qinglong monks and brought into the Qinglong Temple, so I have to confirm their identities.

In the magical land of Pandaria, it is not a good thing to let a group of warmongers cultivated by Kul Tiras run around. If they can't control their emotions, disaster will happen in minutes.

I'm not worried about the sailors, but it would be troublesome if Y'Shaarj's remaining sha was released early because of their messing around.

secondly

If the attack on Jade Dragon Temple gets the attention of the pandaren's most powerful Shado-Pan faction, then by the time those black-clad hunks gather in the Jade Forest, I'll be able to flex my muscles elsewhere.

As for Yulong Tianzun, I am not particularly worried. "

The stinky pirate rubbed his chin and glanced towards the center of the Jade Forest. The distance was too far and there were mountains blocking him, so there was basically nothing useful to see.

He said to Xalatath in his heart:

"The Supreme God of Wisdom and Power is about to perform his own reincarnation ceremony, its power is weakening, and it has not appeared for a long time.

As long as we're careful and dodge the monks' pursuit, we'll be able to get out of the Jade Forest before things get too serious.

Speaking of which, can you absorb Y'Shaarj's residual sha energy? "

"I don't know, because I haven't tried it, and in the past countless times, I have rarely set foot on this mysterious land.

The supreme gods are more dedicated than their wild demigod counterparts. They have guarded the foggy continent for millions of years, making it difficult for my holders to find opportunities to infiltrate. "

Void Essence puts it bluntly:

"Although I can theoretically devour other ancient gods, Y'Shaarj's situation is quite special. It has no entity and only energy left. I guess this should not be difficult.

But after such a long time, it's hard to say whether Y'Shaarj's power will change or not.

It has been dead for millions of years after all. "

"Then on our way to Qinglong Temple, let's stop by and have a look."

Bu Laike grinned, and then yelled at the hozens who were carrying the sliding poles in front of them, making them lift more steadily.

To be honest, this scene is very similar to the funny scene where the monkey king who occupies the mountain and takes his irritable and stupid minions down the mountain to rob.

The unruly hozens howled, and sometimes sang and howled loudly. They were just like Jingjie tigers along the way, not to mention seeing other wild animals on the road.

Even the small animals were scared away by the noisy hozen in advance.

These big horse monkeys are indeed stubborn. They walk on the road very cheaply and want to whip everything they see with their spears a few times, which seems to be "swearing sovereignty" in this way.

However, the hozens did not live well in the "capital" of the pandaren, the Jade Forest. The local pandaren were very powerful, and there were monks patrolling them from time to time.

Farther north, in Kun-Lai Summit, where these jovial and goofy guys belong, the wilderness is almost entirely dominated by hozen.

"The hozen is coming! Run! Go and invite the monks!"

When they made a fuss all the way to Podong Village, which was close to the pandaren, when they saw a large group of hozen approaching the village, the pandaren farmers who were working in the fields immediately let out horrified cries.

They left the farm tools, took the red pandas who were playing, and fled one by one.

Gongs and drums were also beating in the village located by a river, and soon there were pandaren monks riding strange camel beasts and carrying plain swords and long sticks rushing out of the village.

"Hey, naughty idiots, we're not here to steal this time!"

The hozen that Boo Laike came into contact with before had its own name, Kenken.

It is said that the elders of Gulu Jinhou Mountain helped it to set it up. In short, this hozen carried its own spear and walked up to the pandaren monks who were riding on Mushan beasts and glaring at them, saying:

"We are here to buy things for idiots, we want good wine, delicious food, and some dry food that can be taken on a long journey.

This is money.

Look, our bad bad new boss is rich.

He said that there is no need to use fists to solve things that can be solved with money.

I think what he said is very reasonable, just as reasonable as what you sages are saying. "

The bruised and swollen hozen took a bag of money from the tattered grass skirt around his waist and threw it to the pandaren monks in front of him. A female monk took it and opened it for a look.

Huo, good guy!

There was a whole bag of strange coins, including gold coins and silver coins, with faces of unknown faces on them, which should be the currency of outsiders.

During this period of time, the Jade Forest was messed up by those strange guys who came from beyond the mist, so the monks of Qinglong Temple and Tianchanyuan have already sent notices to the various pandaren villages, Gun Gun knows that outsiders have mixed in Pandaria.

But this was the first time they had seen an outsider tame a stubborn hozen.

Or maybe these irascible hozens robbed some hapless outsider and snatched the money.

But anyway, the hozen don't intend to steal or rob in the village, but to use money to buy food, which is a good thing for both parties.

Podong Village is still some distance away from Qinglong Temple. Once there is a real conflict with the more than one hundred hozens in front of them, they will definitely not be able to protect the old and weak of the village.

After discussing with several pandaren monks, they agreed to the hozen's request for buying and selling.

But before turning around and going back to the village, the big monkey Kenken took out another piece of paper and threw it to the monks. It crossed its hips and shouted:

"The new boss who is very bad and bad wants to eat these dishes by name, so you hurry up and find the cook to make them and give them away, if you don't have enough money, ask for it, our new boss is very rich and generous.

Hurry up, idiots.

We carried the slider all the way over, and we were almost starving to death. "

The female pandaren monk who took the paper twitched her eyes.

The new boss of this hozen seems to be a fastidious person, so it's all on the order. She looked down at the name of the dish written on the paper, and was even more astonished.

"Ma Po tofu, black pepper ribs with shrimp, sea mist rice noodles, egg spring rolls, and the baked food of the mad wine master. The drink is a cocktail that needs to be paired with 13 kinds of wine.

Tsk tsk, I really know how to eat, I can see that I am a glutton. "

The pandaren monk smashed his tongue and shared the note in his hand with his companion, causing all the rolling monks to look at each other.

They sent the menu back to the village, and soon sent someone to tell Bo Laike that the cook in the village could not cook some dishes, so they had to replace them with home-cooked dishes.

He also said that if Bo Laike wanted to compensate those high-end dishes, he suggested that he go to Mid-Levels in the Valley of the Four Winds.

It is the distribution center for the best chefs in Pandaria, and the pandaren's "six dishes of cooking" can only be fully seen there.

Bo Laike was not angry, nor did he expect top-notch meals in a small village.

But the pirates were waiting for the pandaren to serve food, but they saw the little murloc sneaking out of the peach grove next to Podong Village with a bag of things.

The little bastard ran up to Bo Laike and showed the pirates what he had stolen.

He also looked smug.

Bu Laike looked at the bag of things in Benboerba's hand in astonishment, including pandaren coins, some exquisite pottery and lacquerware, and several strange-looking letters.

It's just that, without exception, these things all carry a strange smell of incense.

"Bah, bah, bad luck!"

In a fit of anger, Bu Laike grabbed the wooden stick at hand, beat the little murloc, and scolded it:

"Why did you steal the offerings from other people's tombs? You also stole money from dead people! I'm really ashamed of you. Have I ever taught you to be a grave robber?

Return it quickly!

The pandaren attach great importance to these things. If they find you stealing sacrifices, they will beat you to death here.

go!

Go back!

Put a few coins from your bag on the grave and ask the dead souls to forgive them. "

The little murloc jumped up and down after being whipped by the bamboo sticks, and ran back to the peach grove with the bundle of things screaming, still feeling aggrieved, the customs are different here.

When it was down and out with Braike back then, it wasn't like it didn't touch things in other dwarves' tombs when it was wandering in the Eastern Continent.

Now it's just a return to old business.

When the little murloc came back with an unlucky croak, the pandas in Podong Village also gave out the food and dry food bought by the hozens.

Hozen are not particular.

One by one, they swarmed up and took the food, then squatted on the ground and started to eat and eat, the appearance of eating was extremely ugly.

But the stinky pirate is a fastidious person. He also begged a small square table from the pandaren, sat by his own sliding pole, picked up the pandaren's unique tableware and chopsticks, and began to taste the steaming food in front of him.

The little murloc doesn't know how to use chopsticks, so it holds a fork and shares this rare delicacy with its owner.

The meal was very refreshing.

The only problem is that when the naughty hozens drank too much, they started to fight drunkenly in place, and they fought each other noisily, which made the chickens fly for a while.

But this noisy environment reminded the pirates of his days on the ship, and the stinky pirates under his command would also fight and fight each other after drinking too much.

"Well, eat and drink enough, it's time to work."

The stinky pirate rubbed his stomach, and the feeling of happiness that his stomach was filled with delicious food made him stretch, and after a whole day of recovery, he finally got rid of that terrible feeling of weakness.

Although I still can't really fight, walking is no longer a problem.

"Snapped"

The pirate stood up and picked his teeth with a toothpick.

Kicked the drunken hozen around him a few times and got up to carry the sedan chair for him, but these guys groaned and didn't want to get up, but Braike waved his hand and got a lump of ice slag on his face, all screaming jumped up.

"Let's go, let's go to the heart of the dragon."

Bo Laike lay on his sliding pole, and yelled to the hozen who were walking crookedly:

"You were all full just now, now you will do some exercise to digest food, come on, little ones! Run fast, you can get there just in one night."

"You guys are full, I'm still hungry."

Xalatas complained in the heart of the pirate:

"I helped you fight Azshara before. I was very tired. How can you compensate me?"

"Didn't you just talk about Y'Shaarji? I, a prophet, told you that there is your favorite 'snack' under the Dragon Heart."

The smelly pirate grinned, rubbed his hands and said:

"We're all blessed today."

(end of this chapter)