Automatic Doll Automaton

“Captain Pushike!”

Carrot, who opened his mouth wide in surprise at the appearance of a huge demon woman, looked up at her and immediately explained the situation. After being silent for a while, the commander of the garrison Pushke, who heard the story, opened his mouth.

“No matter how accidental, those of you who cross the cease-fire line without permission deserve nominal punishment. stay here for a while I will come and meet the person in charge over there.”

“Captain Pushike, how do we do this? Can I eat it?”

One of the demon guards pointed at another wyvern who was almost on the verge of death due to the impact of the fall. After the situation calmed down, the demons gathered around looked up at the large wyvern with saliva dripping from their mouths.

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Pushke, who did not simply become the captain of the defense because of his size, said what he had to say in his current position.

“But we didn’t catch it, did we?”

“no! Still, can’t I claim alimony?! Denjamin is under there!”

“Ugh! Shut up and put this away! I can’t get out! Choking!”

A wide-eyed demon came out after recognizing the automaton with Denjamin, who struggled under the wyvern.

“Charle? Are you Charles?”

Charles, who had decided to lie comfortably on the floor covered with a wyvern blanket until he was rescued, greeted the sharktooth demon looking down at him.

“Nice to meet you, Morphine. Have you been doing anything in the meantime?”

“what. Morphine, do you know the doll?”

Everyone looked at the morphine with treacherous eyes. But Morphine was not discouraged. Morphine, with her head slightly lowered and a defiant gaze, smirks, revealing shark teeth.

“The drug your kids took, this guy is connected to the pharmacist who made it.”

Everyone shut their mouths and opened their eyes wide. Then he looked down at Charles lying on the floor.

After scratching his head and letting out a huge sigh, Guard Captain Pushke now looked at Carrot. She grinned, revealing sharp teeth like morphine.

“Hey, little doll. If you share some of these wyverns, we will be able to lead the meeting much more flexibly.”

“Aw! is there any? I’ll help you dismantle it. As for wyverns, my master said that the wings and leg meat are the most delicious.”

As Carrot rubbed her hands together as if she had waited, she gave a quick answer, and Pushike grinned. Then, intrigued, he asked again.

“Are you really an automaton? Aren’t things different from people?”

“It’s because it’s custom.”

Pushike tilted his head in disbelief and first gestured to the waiting soldiers.

“Tonight’s dinner is a Wyvern grilled dinner. dismantle it I’ll meet the person in charge over there.”

“Wow! It’s meat! meat!”

“Ew! meat! ha ha ha!”

Behind the cheers of the soldiers, the commander of the garrison, Pushke, headed towards the armistice line alone. After leaving the village and walking for a while, a line emitting red light appeared on the floor, the ceasefire line. It is merely symbolic and has no effect. However, if you step on it directly, an alarm sounds.

And with the armistice line one step ahead, the general manager of the village on the other side of the Armistice Line bordering the Argon Demon Army and his escorts were standing there smiling as one.

Harrison, who was crossing his arms, raises his head.

“Hello? Captain of the Pushke garrison.”

“Always. Commander Harrison.”

After a grin, Harrison raised his hands first and said,

“This is an accident. say it again This is an accident.”

“Uh, I know. The automatons that came over said the same thing. They say he followed the guy who flew in after being bitten by a wyvern.”

“Are you bitten by a wyvern?”

“I guess I haven’t heard the details yet, but it must have been a real accident?”

Harrison’s eyebrows twitch. Pushke, the captain of the defense, with his arms folded, spoke lowly.

“But externally, this is a violation of the agreement. Of course, we can go quietly.”

“what do you want?”

“Ah home!”

When the captain of the Fuchske garrison cleared his throat inappropriately, Harrison clicked his tongue and bit the escorts who came with him. So, the two of us only talked.

Harrison snorts and crosses his arms to form an X.

“no! You’re already being beaten unofficially! You think I don’t know?! I can’t officially admit that!”

“Harrison is salty.”

“On the contrary, I want your children…!”

Harrison, who was about to speak, put on a look of a headache. It was because Pushike, who leaned over, was smiling like a cat.

“Afternoon! However much. Afternoon! I can send you anything.”

“it’s okay! That’s it! Anyway, that’s not okay.”

“I can’t help it. Then, give me some medicine.”

“approximately?”

“It’s a pain reliever. It’s a sleeping pill for you guys. give me that.”

Captain Pushke, who folded his arms and turned his head, spoke.

“Around this time, the horns fall out of the children’s heads, and it hurts a lot. Supplies are coming from the home country, but relief medicine is scarce. Of course, they are not soldiers.”

In the first place, he wanted to say that it was because the defense forces were here to make an ana, but Harrison, who did not want to disrupt the meeting, decided to hold back.

“That’s good. How much do you need?”

“It would be nice if there were more, but you guys had about 3 sacks of flour and 3 automatons that came over. Uh, no, three generations passed, and one fell. In the meantime, one of them ran away again.”

Harrison asked, clutching his messy head.

“Did all four come in? Three generations crossed the truce line to rescue what was being passed down by the Wyvern, and in the meantime, one went back.”

“Oh, right. He is always good at arithmetic.”

“Thank you for the compliment. I will prepare the medicine.”

“Ah, that’s what I mean… wait a minute.”

Turning around, Pushike went back to their village and brought one more automaton and one more demon.

It was the first automaton I had ever seen, so I tilted my head, but the mask and outfit seemed strangely like I had seen it somewhere.

“You this guy, who is the Master?”

“This is Krank working as an adventurer in the Ark City of Argon.”

“also!”

Harrison with the axeeye reveals it. Pushike, who had been watching with his arms crossed, poked his head out.

“oh! Do you think you know someone?”

“He’s someone I know personally. for a moment! So, is the automaton that was bitten by the wyvern a peanut?”

Charles replied.

“peanut? If that’s what you mean by carrot, that’s right.”

Harrison lowered his eyebrows and took a deep breath before exclaiming.

“Oh ah ah ah ah ah oh oh oh !!!!!!! Come out right now!!!!!”

Asrai answers, and Carrot comes running. Blood all over his body, Harrison felt his heart sink.

“Ohhhhh! Harrison! Did you call?! happy new year! It’s already spring!”

“Wait, no, wait, before that, what is that blood? Could it be that you caused bloodshed?”

Looking at the red blood soaking his overalls, Carrot laughs ahahahaha.

“I’m catching the wyvern that fell together. It seems that people here are very hungry.”

“You really…!”

I know the current situation is an accident and it was an accidental comb, but from my point of view, Harrison was in a position to be angry.

She glared at the automatons beyond the red line and scolded them with colorful expressions, words, and hand gestures, but ended with a short sigh.

“So, Chief of Defense Fushike, if you use those 3 pills, you’ll just pretend this time didn’t happen, right?”

“Um, but it must have been made by some pharmacist. morphine?”

Morphine, slightly smaller than Harrison, raises his head.

“This must have been made by Charles’ master. It was the best medicine I’ve ever obtained and used, as well as supplies from my home country.”

“I didn’t know he was well versed in medicine, but I get it anyway. A one-on-one exchange, right?”

“Of course.”

Harrison, whose face was like a goblin again, looked down at Carrot.

“This peanut butter guy! Stay calm there for the time being until I get the medicine!”

“yes!”

When Carrot raised her hand and responded briskly, Harrison snorted slightly and turned away.

Pushike murmured as he watched the people returning to the village across the street with their arms crossed.

“You’re a funny guy for scolding an automaton.”

“It could be on purpose. To show us our mistakes and sorry.”

At Morphine’s answer, Pushike nodded. She lowered her gaze.

“It happened. You guys should stay here for a while until the ransom comes.”

“It is a matter of adults. All right! Pushke Defense Captain! Please take care of me for a while!”

At Carrot’s words, Captain Fusige laughs.

“You talk so cute, are you really an automaton?”

Carrot smiled Betsy instead of answering. After returning to the demon camp village, they even helped with the work they were doing.

“and! Awesome! I have never seen such a big wyvern!”

All the villagers came out and started to dismantle the Wyvern. The wing cover and leather were moved for processing, and the meat was peeled off and grilled or boiled on the spot.

When Carrot, who had almost completed the dismantling, looked back, an unexpected village party had taken place.

“Wow, everyone is eating well.”

There are pots and grills all over the place, and adults and children alike are sitting and grilling or eating boiled meat. Although they were hostile forces, Charles and Lotte couldn’t stand still due to their automaton habits, and they were sitting next to the demon children, feeding them food or taking care of them.

Demon mothers were very grateful for that and took the children who were running or running around and sat them down. Then, Charles wiped his dirty face and hands and feet with a wet towel, and Lotte took over and gave or scooped a bowl of stew made of wyvern meat.

In an instant, an automaton nursery school was created.

A demon woman who had been watching it happily opened her mouth.

“The human battle dolls were surprisingly friendly. So are you.”

“Automatons do not fight over ideology or greed. And I’m not really ordered to fight right now.”

The demon woman who was tearing open the meat and chewing it quietly looked at Carrot and pointed at the bone and asked.

“then? Will you guys fight when ordered? With all of us?”

Carrot smiled wide in response. Then, he looked at the demon children entrusted to the automaton nursery. And when he saw the demon woman again, he laughed.

I didn’t know what the meaning behind that smile was, but somehow it was the demonic women who felt the physiological goosebumps.

Carrot, who put her hand on her waist, looked at the dismembered Wyvern. There were still mountains of things like organs and bones.

“Rather than that, what do I do with the remaining ones here?”

“Don’t throw it away, guys with good stomachs eat it too. To be honest, I don’t want to chew the intestines.”

Not the answer I was expecting. Blinking her eyes, Carrot looked at what the demons were eating. Mostly, it was all about simple grilling or boiling in a pot.

“No, isn’t there such a thing as traditional demon cuisine?”

“No. I just need to fill my stomach. Well, if there is left over, I make it into preserved food. Are you curious about that?”

Wow, no matter how much the demons are a fighting race, isn’t it too much?

Called Carrot with her arms rolled up.

“Today’s cooking time with Automaton Carrot! ruler! Demonic housewives, please pay attention!”