At The Beginning, I Counted The Immortal To Death
Chapter 44 Hemorrhoids
Jiang Bai quietly stepped back and came to Qin Xiaofeng's side. He turned his head to the side, covered his mouth and asked softly: "Mr. Qin, didn't you say that Xiaoyao Hou Yushu is facing the wind, and he is free and unrestrained? What a pervert. !”
"No, he was really charming when he was young!" Qin Xiaofeng was also a little unsure.
"Perhaps his nature is like this, it's especially obvious that you and I were deceived by him!" Dugu Qing never misses any opportunity to cheat Xiao Zizai, and said quietly from the side.
This is a bit too greasy and perverted. Although Jiang Bai has seen all kinds of weird things in his previous life, a monk with such a high level of cultivation and such a hobby really refreshed his three views.
"Mr. Qin, do you seniors with advanced cultivation have special hobbies like this Mr. Xiao?" Jiang Bai seemed to have thought of something, and decisively stayed away from the two of them, looking at them with slight disgust.
Qin Xiaofeng blew his beard angrily and glared: "What are you talking about? Boy, what do you mean by that look in my eyes? Please tell me clearly."
"Anyway, this bastard is definitely a pervert, for real!" Dugu Qing said.
"You guys, when you talk about others behind their backs, can you lower your voices? At least turn your back!" Xiao Zizai looked at the three of them with an unkind expression.
The three of them immediately changed the subject with laughter, as if nothing had happened.
"Can you tell me now why you went to Divine Phoenix City?" Dugu Qing asked.
Xiao Zizai no longer concealed anything, and said lazily: "A good friend of mine asked me for help. I had nothing to do, so I went to take a look. I probably want to compete for the position of the Lord of Divine Phoenix City."
Dugu Qing thought for a moment after hearing this, then suddenly his eyes lit up and he said, "Liu Qingqing?"
"Yes, it's this girl!" Xiao Zizai nodded and admitted.
"You're still having an affair with her?" Dugu Qing asked in disbelief.
Xiao Zizai looked up at the sky and said with a slightly vicissitude in his tone: "It's just a little young and frivolous!"
That posture, that expression, that tone, he is as handsome as he wants. Although he is no longer in his prime, he still has a mature uncle look, which can definitely charm a lot of uncle-loving Lolita.
"Who is this Liu Qingqing?" Jiang Bai asked curiously.
Dugu Qing touched his chin and said: "Liu Qingfeng's biological sister, people give her a nickname, Liu Qingqing is a ghost, she is unreasonable and unreasonable, and she fights for three points without reason. You can even talk about such a shrew, Xiao Zizai, You said you’re not a pervert!”
Xiao Zizai spread his hands and said helplessly: "Qingqing was not like this when he was young. It's just that something happened and his temperament changed drastically!"
"Is it because of you? Otherwise, you would come here to help her fight for the position of city lord?"
Xiao Zizai whistled with a slight embarrassment and abruptly changed the subject: "Hey, look at that bird, it doesn't have wings!"
"I am bound to win the Divine Phoenix City this time. Xiao Zizai, you'd better take care of that crazy woman."
Dugu Qing also had a headache when he thought of that crazy woman.
If it was just her, it wouldn't be a big problem.
There is nothing more than a monk in the Body Integration realm.
Can't afford to make too many waves.
But with Xiao Zizai, it's different.
At this moment he suddenly felt a little lucky.
If it were not for taking care of Jiang Bai, he would not take the flying boat.
He would not meet Xiao Zizai halfway, and made an agreement in advance that Xiao Zizai would not interfere with him.
Moreover, it seems that Xiao Zizai is very interested in Jiang Bai. In this case, it is not impossible to use this to stop him from helping that crazy woman Liu Qingqing.
Xiao Zizai spread his hands and said: "She asked me to help her, and I have no reason to refuse. Being able to not interfere with you is already my biggest concession!"
Xiao Zizai looked helpless.
Dugu Qing narrowed his eyes slightly, stared at him, and said coldly: "Stop joking, do you Xiaoyao Hou care about women?"
"Don't say it so bluntly. How can I pick up girls if outsiders hear it?"
Xiao Zizai glared at him fiercely and said, "Also, is this the attitude you should have for a defeated general?"
"Stop talking nonsense, talk about the price!" Dugu Qing didn't look down on him at all.
"I said it's impossible, it's impossible, Lao Qing, I'm saving face for you, don't get in trouble!"
"I helped you deal with the Liu family in Xiaoyao City. I know you miss your old feelings and don't want to do anything, so I'll help you." Dugu Qing said.
"That's my family matter in Xiaoyao City, you don't need to take care of it!"
Xiao Zizai glanced at him in surprise and said, "Okay, Lao Qing, I have really underestimated you for so many years. You have planted a lot of nails in my Xiaoyao City."
"If you don't like it, I can recall them all and deal with the problems of other forces together, and give you a clean Xiaoyao City!"
Xiao Zizai's character determines that he doesn't like tactics, so he rarely manages Xiaoyao City.
So much so that Xiaoyao City has almost become the base camp for spies in the Tiannan Region.
If he hadn't been so powerful, Xiaoyao City would have been in chaos!
"Don't threaten me with this. If I want to, I will clean up Xiaoyao City from top to bottom in a minute!"
Obviously, Xiao Zizai is very aware of these things.
This made Dugu Qing take a high look at him.
It seems that the guy opposite is not a simple fool who only knows about cultivation and women.
Dugu Qing simply stopped pretending, pointed at Jiang Bai and said: "He will lend you a period of time, don't say you are not interested in him!"
Xiao Zizai immediately put on a smiling face and said hey, "You still understand me!"
Jiang Bai:? ? ? what's the situation?
"Stop, stop, Lord Dugu, what do you mean?"
Xiao Zizai put his arms around Jiang Bai's shoulders and said, "Brother, follow the big brother and eat three meals a day!"
"What does it have to do with me?" Jiang Bai was a little confused, why did he get involved.
"Only during the period of Divine Phoenix City!" Dugu Qing emphasized.
"Enough is enough!"
With that said, Xiao Zizai took Jiang Bai and walked towards the inner cabin of the flying boat.
"Ah! What are you going to do?"
Jiang Bai struggled frantically, but the opponent was too strong and it didn't work at all.
"Lord Dugu, save me. Save me!"
It’s so frustrating, so frustrating!
Jiang Bai got goosebumps all over when he thought of Xiao Zizai's lewd eyes.
He never expected that Xiao Zizai, who was quite handsome and looked like an uncle, was actually curvy!
Yes, that's right, but why would you fall in love with him?
"Brother! Hey! Brother! Look if Dugu Qing is better, and Qin Xiaofeng looks softer too!"
"What are you talking about? What's the deal with them?"
Jiang Bai was shocked when he heard this. It seemed that the three of them often played together and there was nothing new about them!
"Brother, can I just ask you one thing?" Jiang Bai begged.
Xiao Zizai said impatiently: "Say it quickly!"
"Take it easy later, I've been suffering from hemorrhoids for the past two days!"
Xiao Zizai:...?
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