Assassin Landlord & Beauty Tenants
Vol 2 Chapter 1100: Yanni is back
The first thousand one hundred chapters are returning
"Don't see who I am." Zhao Tiezhu smiled proudly and said, "I am sometimes helpless. Why do I like girls so much? Is it because I am handsome? It is undeniable that this is a Factors, but I think the biggest factor is still my inner, such a good combination of my inner beauty and outer beauty, is rare in this world.
"Cut, the inner beauty I didn't see, the outside beauty I don't think." Li Linger said disdainfully.
"Hey, Linger, are you not jealous?" Zhao Tiezhu smirked.
"Jealous? How is it possible!" Li Linger denied. "I don't know the girls in our class? At most, let's take a look at it, see if we can have any problems, and then sneak into it. Can accept the category, let's not say that we are not really male and female friends, just like me, I am guilty of eating vinegar? Iron column brother, secretly tell you, nowadays, boys who send me text messages every day, many oh !"
"Oh? Are you chasing you?" Zhao Tiezhu asked curiously.
"Don't say it, who is so stupid to chase me? Now, if you want to chase others, it happens that the man has a boyfriend or a girl, and basically it will not be as stupid as the former, All take the tactics of roundabout, such as sending a text message every day to ask for a good time, or often encounter it, this will not only make people resentful, but also easier to deepen their friendship without knowing it, if you say straightforwardly, I want to Chasing you, it is easy to give people a bad impression. Simply put, I have men and women friends, you still chase me, are you a neuropathy?"
"Well, that, Linger, tell me, who will send you a text message every day?" Zhao Tiezhu asked curiously.
"A lot, there are the same grades, there are seniors, and people in the society. I don't know where they got my calls! But they are very smart, just send a text message, greetings and eating. No, I haven’t slept. I have to wear more clothes when the weather is cold. How are you feeling with you? Are there any twists and turns? You don’t need shoulders. Anyway, these things are not seen. Say to chase me!"
"Well, this method is good. I used to teach us when I was in high school. But you all belong to the next point. Lao Shi said, picking up a girl is just a matter of persistence. You have to send a text message. Anything, it is best to pick a fixed time, such as 11 o'clock in the evening, and then send text messages and not write more, just one, "It's too late, have you slept?" I am going to sleep, go to bed early, bye bye. "It's such a simple sentence, if you insist on a month or two, people will easily feel a sense of dependence on your text message, and if you don't send it one day, the other party may have a feeling of discomfort. It will wonder why you didn't. Made it, do you have anything? Or you forgot it! And if you can make a girl feel dependent on you, then you will be half successful!"
"Iron brother, are you familiar with this kind of thing?" Li Linger looked at Zhao Tiezhu with a smirk. "Is this method used to deceive ignorant girls in high school?"
"Not me, it is Lao Shi!" Zhao Tiezhu said with a firm head. "This method has less investment, and the most important thing is that you can spread the net and eat less, set it up in groups, and then send a dozen. I went out, and I sent it every day, and I didn’t have the text message that I originally wanted to send to a. I said this, I suddenly remembered a sad boy in our high school!” Zhao Tiezhu’s face is full of smiles. .
"Oh? How sad is it?" Li Linger asked.
"That was in the third year of high school. The man had a girlfriend. It was a long time together. They also had a relationship. Then one day, the person didn't know whether it was brain-dead or what, holding his girlfriend. The mobile phone group sent a text message to his friend and brother. The content of the text message is: "I have it", guess what?"
"how about it?"
“Someone will reply soon, “What? Not so fast? We did it yesterday! "Ha ha" Zhao Tiezhu finished, could not help but laughed.
"True tragedy." Li Linger grinned.
"This is not finished, the text message has been coming over, someone replied, "No? I have tt! "Someone replied, "Scratch, this is definitely xxx. The last time we played three times, he got it!" "More people replied, "I will give you 100,000, you will kill the child. "Haha, in fact, it is still good to reply to these questions. The key is that when the buddies watched these text messages, they watched it with us. You didn't look at the faces of the buddies. It is really colorful." The green color on the head is the most serious!" Zhao Tiezhu said, the blushing neck is thick, Li Linger is more calm, and said with emotion, "This green hat, but the most sad reminder."
When the two returned to the villa, it was almost eight o'clock. Zhao Tiezhu called Su Yanni and learned that it would take another half an hour to get to fj, and he was waiting in the villa with peace of mind.
"Iron brother, do you send someone to go to Yan Yan sister?" Li Linger asked.
"Well, isn't it? She is my girlfriend!" said Zhao Tiezhu.
"Cut, my girlfriend is a girlfriend, Yan Yan sister is still our sister! If you count it down, I am still your little sister!" Li Linger said, "Come, call the little sister-in-law."
"Linger, don't you know that the little sister-in-law is half-shoulders of the brother-in-law? And in ancient times, there was a saying that said, slap the little scorpion, and it is justified! What are you suggesting to me?" Zhao Tiezhu smirked.
"Go and go, who said this in ancient times?" Li Linger asked.
"A college student said."
"Who?"
"His name has long since disappeared into the torrent of history."
Half an hour soon passed, Zhao Tiezhu was a little excited, although it was only separated from Su Yanni a few days ago, but it was at Su Yanni's house, not in the villa here. This villa is a development of Zhao Tiezhu and Su Yanni. The testimony is that the two people are now reunited in this villa, which is unusual.
Soon, there was a sound of cars in the doorway. Zhao Tiezhu Li Linger Lucy and Cao Ziyi went out of the villa. I saw a black Mercedes stopped at the door of the villa. Su Yanni, wearing a short skirt and black silk, appeared. In front of everyone's eyes, Su Yanni's hair has grown to the shoulders, naturally draped over her shoulders, with a pair of delicate black-rimmed glasses on her eyes, giving a fascinating feeling under the night.
"Welcome home." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.
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