As soon as I crossed the United States, I met the pervert of Deadpool.

Chapter 83 Peter Parker has a disease that can be transmitted to Deadpool.

Jiang Bai put down the water cup in his hand and smiled mysteriously: “That big green-skinned man was originally a child!” ”

Who does Jiang Bai like the most in the whole Marvel?

It must be the Hulk, because everyone has a raging behemoth in their hearts. However, not everyone can release this beast.

Jiang Bai’s favorite thing to watch is the Hulk smashing and smashing, like a kind of spiritual catharsis. You can vent all the negative emotions in your heart.

Especially Jiang Bai, a person who is a little abnormal in his heart, in the environment of a group of normal people to abide by the law and abide by the rules, he will feel particularly uncomfortable, and there is always a feeling of being bound by shackles all the time.

Crossing into this world, Jiang Bai knew at first glance that this world was suitable for him, this world was like his own playground, he could act recklessly, whether it was destruction or construction, he relied on his own wishful thinking.

“Harry! Tell Immorton to bring back that big green-skinned baby too! Oh, and your Uncle Stark! ”

Putting down the phone in his hand, Jiang Bai silently waited for Immorton’s return.

Harry looked at Immorton and said, “I want us to bring that big green man back too, and Mr. Stark!” ”

Immorton slowly raised his hands and began to chant unintelligible incantations.

In an instant, a strong wind blew on the entire battlefield, and along with the strong wind came the yellow sand, directly enveloping the entire battlefield.

Just when everyone subconsciously covered their eyes to avoid the wind and sand, in an instant Mary Jane and the Hulk disappeared. Also disappearing were Stark and Harry, Parker, who were lying on the ground and wriggling.

The yellow sand loomed again, and a group of people appeared in the courtyard of Jiang Bai’s villa.

“Master!”

Immorton bowed his head at Jiang Bai, who was already waiting in the courtyard, and turned back to his room.

Deadpool happily ran to Stark, who was still on the ground, took off his pants, picked up his pants and turned to run.

“Damn ugly!!”

Stark’s angry voice came from the Warframe.

“Snap!!”

Jiang Bai’s clapping attracted Stark’s attention.

“Damn ugly little henchman!! Great Stark will never let you go!! ”

“Good! Then you have to crawl out of your tin first, just now Wade obviously ran over to help you free, you actually don’t appreciate it? Stark your emotional intelligence should improve a little, Pepper is more human than you can be! ”

Harry, who was standing on the side, quickly carried Parker, who was already unconscious, and stepped forward: “Parker has been in a coma once, and if he doesn’t save it, he will die!” ”

“Don’t worry Harry, your little lover will be fine!”

Jiang Bai smoothly took out a bottle from the system space and threw it over.

The bottle contained a transparent liquid, and looking at it was throwing a bottle of water.

“This is a life-saving medicine, just drink it!”

In fact, Jiang Bai doesn’t know what’s in the bottle, anyway, the little spider definitely can’t die and just take something to fool Harry.

So I rummaged through the system space and found something that had not been used, that is, the ten consecutive draws that were sent by the system on the first day of meeting Deadpool, and the unknown liquid that appeared in it.

If it is not poisonous, it must be non-toxic, and I don’t know what it is for.

Harry took the bottle and opened it directly and poured it into Parker, he did not suspect that Jiang Bai deceived him, after all, how to say that Jiang Bai is also a person who knows magic, maybe this bottle is a magic potion.

After the liquid was poured into Parker’s mouth, it really worked, and Peter Parker woke up after a few mouthfuls.

“Harry?”

“And me!!!”

Deadpool suddenly snatched the bottle from Harry’s hand, grunting as if he had drunk the rest of the liquid.

After thinking about it, he spat it back into the bottle again, grabbed Harry’s face and shut it in him.

Harry wanted to struggle Deadpool directly to lean his face over and pout to kiss, so frightened that Harry swallowed the liquid mixed with Deadpool’s saliva with a grunt.

“Help!! Deadpool is eating people!! ”

“Get out of the way!!! Vomit!! ”

Retching for a long time without spitting out Deadpool’s saliva, Harry looked at the smug Deadpool with a green face, and gave him a middle finger fiercely.

Norman stood beside Jiang Bai and looked at Deadpool disgusting his son, but he didn’t reflect anything.

“Norman, did you receive some stimulus? Or is Harry not your own? ”

“Hahaha, Harry is usually very shy, only when he meets Deadpool can he be lively! Although Deadpool was just a little disgusted, don’t you think Harry didn’t say anything? ”

Deadpool walked to Jiang Bai with an empty bottle and walked highly: “Another bottle!!! ”

“Nope! Fill yourself with some water! ”

“Water? Good idea!!! ”

Deadpool happily took the bottle and ran into the villa to fill it with some water and do the feat of the three brothers drinking a bowl of Ganges water again.

On the other side, Mary Jane and the Hulk still maintained a posture of up and down, Mary Jane’s paws pressed on the Hulk, and the Hulk grabbed Mary Jane’s paws and looked at each other affectionately.

“Mary Jane let him go!”

Mary Jane raised her paw to show everyone that it wasn’t me who didn’t let go of him, it was he who held his paw himself.

The Hulk was lifted directly into the air and still holding Mary Jane’s paws, as if holding a doll.

Jiang Bai suddenly shouted: “Hulk!! ”

The Hulk looked back suspiciously.

“Hulk, you let go of Mary Jane first, there will be a chance to hold him in the future, come and see that you like to smash things so much, how about playing with us in the future?”

“For food and shelter, for pets, for toys!”

“Hulk likes big dogs!!!”

“Yes, you can have as old as you want, you let go of Mary Jane first!”

Norman stood aside and thought for a while and asked, “Why are you coaxing a child?” ”

“He’s a big kid, didn’t you realize that the whole battle he was actually whoever hit him, he hit whom, is it similar to the child’s behavior?” And Mary Jane just swallowed it in her mouth and spit it out to think about children doing game peek-a-boo? ”

Norman listened to Jiang Bai say this and rethought for a while, and found that it was really like this, Stark ran over and looked at this big green eye is two energy cannons, so he will grab Stark and smash it, if it is a normal enemy, put down Stark will definitely make up the knife, but this green big man did not.

Instead, it was as if he had vented enough and let Stark go.

“You said his name was Hulk? How do you know? ”

Jiang Bai smiled mysteriously: “Guess?” ”

“Bread roll! Bun!! Come on, come on!! ”

Deadpool rushed out with a bottle of water and poured it into Parker’s mouth who was looking at him with a confused face.

“Drink quickly!! This is the holy water that Uncle Deadpool bought for three dollars!! ”

Harry suddenly stammered and asked, “You….. You… Deadpool? ”

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Even Rogan, who had been silently speaking, rubbed his eyes with his hands as if something incredible had happened.

Jiang Bai and Norman also quickly rubbed their eyes.

The gap between Deadpool in front of him and the pervert in tights is really too big.

A long golden hair, a bump all over the body strangled by black and red tights, two long legs, even the ugly face that was crushed by the car I don’t know how many times, became radiant and tender lips red and white, a pair of watery blue eyes.

“Drink quickly!! Drink quickly!! If you spit it out! Uncle Deadpool stewed you!!! ”

Parker was also shocked beyond measure, and was forced by Deadpool to pour water into his mouth, pouring it all over his body. Just before everyone could react, Harry’s eyes suddenly widened: “Parker!” You…. You…. You…”

You haven’t said a complete word for a long time Harry.

Because at this moment, Peter Parker, who was sprinkled with water, also began to change, his short brown hair suddenly turned into long blonde hair, his irrelevant brown eyes became big blue eyes and long eyelashes, and his waist began to become slender.

In the blink of an eye, she became a girl with a convex front and a bumpy back.

Parker also stretched out his tongue and licked his flaming red lips unconsciously: “Is it really water?” It scares me to death!! ”

“What’s wrong with you? Why didn’t you talk all of a sudden? ”

Deadpool’s eyes snapped and threw away the bottle in his hand and kissed Parker: “Hahaha!!! Uncle Deadpool knows magic!!! Mmmm!! Hahaha it’s true!! Hahaha!! ”

The changes are a bit striking and all of you here need some time to digest.

Logan opened his mouth, and the cigars in his mouth fell: “Our water still has this function?” ”

Even the Hulk was stunned, rubbed his eyes with his big hand, found that it still didn’t seem to change, and rubbed his head on Mary Jane’s paws again.

With a big mouth, I can’t believe it, how can I become a woman by drinking saliva? With the brain capacity of the Hulk a few months after birth, I couldn’t understand it at all.

At this time, Parker, who was held by Deadpool and gnawed his hand and still did not honestly pinch his body, also found out that Deadpool was wrong.

Push Deadpool away hard: “You…. You…. Who are you? ”

“Bread roll! Come and let Uncle Deadpool show you the disease!! You see, your chest is swollen so big that Nii, with Deadpool’s brain circuitry, didn’t listen to what Parker was saying, and directly started to tear Parker’s shirt to help him heal.

As soon as Jiang Bai saw that it was not appropriate to go down again, he quickly spoke up to stop: “Wade!” Don’t you feel stuffy in your chest? ”

Deadpool looked back at Jiang Bai: “How could Uncle Deadpool have chest tightness?” I look at the small bread will be chest tightness, the small bread suddenly grew a pair of small bread, Uncle Deadpool must see if this little bread can be eaten! ”

“You see that the clothes he wears are so tight, they must have been stuffy, Uncle Deadpool is now going to save the trapped little bread, do you want a taste too?”

“I think you should look at yourself Wade, don’t you feel that your clothes are suddenly a lot tighter?”

Deadpool scratched his hair and looked down, blinking his eyes and suddenly reaching his chest with his hands, pinching the seedlings fiercely.

“Hey, hey!! Little bread, your disease is infected with Uncle Deadpool! Just!. ”