As soon as I crossed the United States, I met the pervert of Deadpool.

Chapter 57: Iron Man lost the first battle!! Knocked down by a handful of mud!!!。

After taking away the black bittern eggs, Jiang Bai began to think about what the purpose of these transformers was.

On the other hand, he was rescued by the bald eagle and was wrapped in bandages Colonel Rhode, and was directly stuffed with a speech script and sent to the podium.

“Just yesterday!!! Aliens have invaded our country!!!! ”

“We won!! We played clean and beautiful!! ”

“Win thoroughly!!”

“Although we also have some losses, those soldiers who died are heroes!!! And those who survived were the heroes of all mankind!!! ”

“Now! I’m standing here and saying to the aliens hidden all over the world!!!!! ”

“The victory is ours!! Victory belongs to all mankind!! Aliens, if you want to fight!!! ”

“You guys!! Vulnerable!!!! ”

After saying a lot of official clichés, Rhode hurriedly answered a few reporters’ questions and hurriedly stepped down.

Today’s press conference was an unprecedented success, at least in terms of ratings, and should be a record high.

Everyone believes that the military took only two hours to defeat the aliens who invaded New York, and they are now hiding like bereaved dogs in all corners of the world waiting to be rounded up.

All the bald eagles who are watching TV are cheering!!

“We won!!! Our great army is invincible!!! ”

“Bah! Aliens are vulnerable!! ”

“Thank God!! Thank you to the soldiers who died for us!!! We are the best country in the world!!! ”

“Kill those alien cousins!!! Kill them!!! ”

At the same time, Nick Fury, who returned to S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters in New York, was also paying attention to this press conference. As the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., 31 Kfury knows far more than ordinary people, even some generals. He knew that the Bald Eagle military was trying to cover up the fact that it was almost wiped out yesterday, and even the attack on the Hoover Dam was blocked.

Now the military is working with those Autobots to find the whereabouts of the source of the fire, and if the source of the fire is not destroyed, it cannot be said that the war has really been won.

Jiang Bai, who was also sitting in front of the television watching the military press conference, had different opinions on this.

“They didn’t even mention Uncle Deadpool’s credit?”

“Isn’t Uncle Deadpool handsome? My handsome ass even an old virgin like Wolverine who has lived for an unknown number of years can’t help but want to try it!! ”

Logan sat on the sofa and rolled his eyes: “Wade, do you feel that your body grows back to its original state and you want to die again?” ”

“Really? Logan are you finally going to confess to Uncle Deadpool? What about your ring? I want an eight-carat diamond that I heard can be stuffed into your chicks for a special thrill! ”

Jiang Bai hurriedly interrupted Deadpool: “Wade, why don’t you go to your little friend?” What about buns? Yesterday you were attacked by aliens, as his leader, how can you not comfort and comfort him? ”

Deadpool grabbed the crotch of his pants and suddenly clapped his hands and shouted, “Little bread!!” Daddy is coming!! Don’t be afraid daddy loves you niii”

After that, the wind smashed the door with a bang and ran out to find Peter Parker’s poor child.

“Look at Rogan, how come you haven’t been able to calm him down after you’ve known him for so long?”

Jiang Bai squeezed his eyebrows at Logan mockingly: “You see how simple it is, just give him a diversion, just hope that poor Peter Parker will not be spoiled by Wade!” ”

Just when the people of the world are immersed in the vulnerability of aliens, and humans are the strongest, especially the Bald Eagle’s strongest, Megatron on the Decepticon side has sent people with the source of fire to find the legendary weapon that can destroy stars to make energy.

Megatron, on the other hand, hid in a place where no one could find it.

Fortunately, he is a robot, and if his leg is broken, he can find something to reconnect, and if he is alone, his leg is broken, I am afraid that the group of younger brothers under him will rebel happily.

The red spider happily led the others to leave Megatron to find weapons, but he kept thinking about when he would become the boss.

In a hurry, time is fleeting, and more than ten days have passed.

In the past ten days, there have been incidents of Decepticon attacks from all over the place, but they are all sporadic robots, which are eliminated by the army as soon as they are encircled.

These news have also greatly boosted the morale of all mankind, making mankind think about various speculative aliens in the past.

Law has had a subtle impact.

Some experts and scholars who have studied aliens all their lives ran out to speak.

“We should step up the development of space technology Aliens are much more vulnerable than we think, and the universe should be human!!! We are going to rush out of the earth to rule the universe!!!! ”

“Humans are the strongest race in the entire universe!! We should not be stuck on the small planet of Earth, we want to occupy the universe!!! ”

Not to mention, there are really many people who support his views, in just a few days, this expert who came out of nowhere already has a fan base of more than 50 million around the world, and even the bald eagle here has already run to the streets to march to demand that the country develop aerospace and demand that the bald eagle rush out of the earth to rule the universe.

Fortunately, the leaders of other countries are not bad, especially the five big bosses of S.H.I.E.L.D. all clearly understand what the Battle of New York is about, and they all secretly take the alien robots that their own country has eliminated to study, at least their energy shield technology is very advanced, and no country on Earth can create it.

After more than ten days of stimulation, Tony Stark finally awakened his Iron Man attributes.

The unfinished Iron Man Primeval Machine in the kidnapped cave was finally brought out by him in the industrial laboratory borrowed from the Osco Group.

“So? Are you ready to turn into a tin can to fight aliens? ”

Jiang Bai watched in confusion as Tony Stark was wearing the Iron Man Primitive Machine and displayed in front of everyone.

Everyone is not optimistic about Stark’s ideas, such as Deadpool.

“Battery man, come and let Deadpool’s father tell you that even if you put a tin on yourself, you can only be a son!” ミ.”

Deadpool pulled out his long knife that he had not used on the enemy, and walked towards Stark.

“Tights crushed by cars are perverted! Let Uncle Tony teach you what fighting is!!! ”

“Good!! Applaud!! ”

Jiang Bai hurriedly took the lead in applauding, and several people around him rolled their eyes.

“What do you see? Hurry up and applaud, the two of them are going to do acrobatics, you respect the actors! ”

Several people weakly followed and began to clap their hands. Deadpool and Stark found an open space and stood opposite each other.

Stark patted his silver-gray unpainted armor and said, “Ugly ghost, let you know what a genius is!” ”

Deadpool backhanded a knife and slitted his throat first.

Blood spurted out, spraying everywhere, frightening Stark to quickly retreat.

“You…. Don’t think your blood can explode to hurt me, Uncle Stark is just a little dizzy! ”

“Little baby, Deadpool’s daddy is here!!”

A cold light could only be heard when Deadpool’s knife had slashed at the unprepared Stark.

The metal collided and splashed a spark, and Stark’s armor was unharmed.

“Boom!!”

Deadpool flew out directly upside down, flipped his head in the air and smashed a dog to eat.

“Oh~~~ Deadpool daddy loves you!!! Comfort Deadpool daddy with your hand cannon again!!! ”

Whoosh!! A few sword lights flashed, Stark did not dodge, boomed, and a few hand cannons in succession made Deadpool red again.

Deadpool, who suddenly got up from the ground, did not attack, but took off his pants and began to pee on the ground. Looked at Stark dumbfounded.

“Come and try Daddy’s love cake!!!”

Saying that, Deadpool lifted his pants, grabbed a handful of mud stained with his golden dragon liquid and pasted it directly on Stark’s face.

Immediately, everyone could feel that Stark’s battle armor trembled slightly.

Stark snorted: “Pervert!!! I’m going to kill you!!! ”

“Boom!!!”

Stark slammed to the ground.

Deadpool ran to Stark, who was blown up by urine, took off his pants and began to scream: “Daddy kidneys are good!” And a little to you!! ”

Pepper, who was watching the excitement on the side, covered his face: “Tony definitely can’t sleep today!” ”

“807 of course! Hahahaha!!! No one can sleep if they are blown up with urine!!! ”

Jiang Bai laughed and quickly clapped.

Even Rogan, who has always been an indifferent walking man without smiling, grinned and began to applaud with a cigar in his mouth: “The performance is so wonderful!” ”

Laura immediately clapped her hands: “Wonderful!!” ”

Pikachu jumped to Stark’s side and looked up at Deadpool in disgust: “Is he out of power?” ”

Deadpool kicked Stark’s head and said suspiciously, “Is there really no electricity?” Hurry up and rescue!! ”

“Pickup truck!!!! 100,000 volts!!! ”

In an instant, everyone was suddenly shaken by a golden electric light and their eyes were teary, and they looked at Stark lying on the ground pretending to be dead as if he was the Terminator in the movie, with sparks and lightning, and kept trembling.

The entire Iron Man Primitive machine has been electrified and is beginning to show signs of redness and about to melt. Jiang Bai couldn’t stand up straight with a smile.

Although the name of Pikachu’s attack is 100,000 volts, it can actually penetrate the air to attack across a distance of tens of meters, and this electricity requires at least more than 30 million voltages, and now Tony Stark has just come out of the Iron Man first machine.

I haven’t realized that I need to protect against electricity and ice, and if it weren’t for the electromagnetic pulse attack launched when the aliens invaded before, Stark wouldn’t have thought of the need to protect against electromagnetic attacks.

Even the most basic damping and cushioning technology has not yet been developed. Hopefully, Stark wasn’t blown up to become a vegetative person.

Looking at the Iron Man armor that was sparking everywhere, Jiang Bai said with a smile: “Pikachu stop, he is about to be cooked, human flesh is not delicious!!! ”

Just when Jiang Bai got Tony Stark out of his tin shell with a few hands and eight feet. The black brine egg quietly appeared in the yard.

“Jiang Bai, I found the trace of the source of the fire!”

“Black bittern egg, won’t you knock on the door?”

“The location is in Egypt, and the military and Autobots have mobilized to destroy the Decepticons!”

。 After saying that, Nick Fury hurriedly left, he didn’t want to bargain with Jiang Bai.