Looking at the sporadic firelight in the distance, Jiang Bai decided to be an old yin by himself.
Who knows if the other side suddenly gave himself a shot and hung up, and the matter of sending death was still left to Deadpool.
Now Jiang Bai has not reached the level where he will not die if he is shot.
Thaw Deadpool and kick out.
“Wade! Over to you!! ”
Deadpool dangled his bare ass and rushed into the darkness with Tinker Bell.
“Help!! Uncle Deadpool was robbed!!! ”
“Is there anyone? Uncle Deadpool was robbed!!! ”
Deadpool shouted all the way to the fire, directly alarming the kidnappers guarding here.
Hula Hula rushed out of the darkness and didn’t know that a group of robbers rushed out of that corner, looking at least a hundred people.
The robbers were carrying guns and flashlights when they saw a naked pervert with a hood coming straight towards them.
Shouting and dancing.
“Hahaha!!! Envy it!! Uncle Deadpool’s Tinker Bell is the best! Don’t worry, you’ll feel it soon! ”
“Take off your pants! Uncle Deadpool is here!!! ”
Logan stood beside Jiang Bai and asked, “Just let him pass?” Won’t those robbers transfer Tony Stark? ”
“And you didn’t think about throwing Deadpool’s knife at him? He doesn’t seem to be able to beat those with guns with empty hands, right? ”
“Don’t worry, you have to believe Wade, he can’t die anyway, not to mention that he will explode now?” He can spit and blow up this group of robbers. ”
“Wouldn’t it be better if Tony Stark was transferred? We can ask Nick Fury for more money, let’s just say that the robbers here have superpowers, even you, a warrior of the level of Wolverine and Deadpool, can’t fight, you have to add money! ”
Before Jiang Bai and Logan could finish speaking, they heard gunshots on the opposite side.
Deadpool was instantly beaten into a sieve, and even standing behind him could see the light coming through, forming beams of light behind Deadpool.
Now Deadpool looks like a lantern used in a dance hall, leaking light everywhere.
Deadpool clutched his chest with one hand, stumbled and still ran forward, hugging one closest to him and leaning into the robber’s arms in the frightened eyes of a group of robbers.
“Ah! I finally met you, my dear, do you remember the good times we spent together? ”
“Do you remember the summer rain lotus on the shore of Daming Lake?”
“Today we finally meet again…”
“Snap!” With a bang, the robber who was held by Deadpool knocked off Deadpool’s hand on his ass, and took the gun in his hand and shot out a shuttle of bullets at Deadpool’s brain.
Deadpool yelled, began to step back, and then slowly lay on the ground like a slow-motion replay.
Just lay down and felt that the ground was a little hard, quickly stood up and stepped on two feet hard, and then changed to slow motion and lay down slowly.
I still felt uncomfortable lying down, so I changed my position and put myself in a position to lie down again.
“Ah! I’m dead!! After speaking, he also touched two handfuls of blood on the side of his mouth.
Watching Deadpool perform from a distance, Jiang Bai hurriedly asked, “Where did you say he learned this?” It stands to reason that Deadpool should prefer to watch popcorn movies, right? How did he still come up with a theatrical style? ”
Logan threw away the extinguished cigar in his hand and said, “How do I know?” He’s a pervert and not a fool, why can’t he watch a play? I’ve seen Shakespeare! ”
“I always feel that you have been discriminating against me and Deadpool, why do you look down on the two of us who have gone to school as a prenatal teacher yourself? I used to be a teacher at X-Men Academy! Deadpool is a military school graduate! Bah, you prenatal education graduate scum! ”
Logan took a sip with disdain, only Jiang Bai and Laura of all of them had not gone to school, and he still wanted to discriminate against two who had graduated from college?
“Is there? How did I not find out? “Jiang Bai looked up at the sky, what’s wrong with me graduating from prenatal education? Can’t you think that Deadpool is a good fool after graduating from prenatal education?
A robber wearing a turban took a gun, carefully walked up to Deadpool, and pushed Deadpool with the muzzle of his gun.
“Boss, it should be dead!”
“Bang!” With a bang, the person called the boss by the robber directly shot the robber to collapse: “You just died, your whole family is dead, go to a person again, is that pervert dead?” ”
Immediately out of the group of robbers, a younger man with a gun pointed at Deadpool and went down: “Boss, no problem now!” ”
“Bah, neurosis, even the army of the bald eagle can not be found in the middle of nowhere, where are the perverts?”
“Go, go back and see if that big rich man has the intention of running away while he is now!”
As soon as the boss of the robbers turned his head, he felt that his neck was being licked by the landlord, and his ears felt licked by something and heard sucking! Sucking sound.
When I turned around, I was so scared that my headscarf fell off.
Just see Deadpool wrapped his arms around the robber boss’s neck and licked his ear with his tongue.
All the robber brothers held their guns one by one and did not dare to move, and the timid ones had begun to slowly retreat.
“Serve Uncle Deadpool! Uncle Deadpool is already hungry and thirsty! ”
“Pull out your Tinker Bell and compare it with Uncle Deadpool! Uncle Deadpool is the strongest in the world! ”
The robber boss quickly shook off Deadpool’s gun and rushed at Deadpool.
“Ah! How can you be so desperate? Deadpool took off his hood and pulled out his intestines slowly.
“Look, Uncle Deadpool’s heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys have been given to you in exchange for you being so desperate! By the way, have you seen the Meteor Garden? ”
“Which male protagonist do you like? Uncle Deadpool likes Dominion Temple the most! ”
A group of robbers were frightened by Deadpool while pulling out their hearts, livers, spleen, lungs and kidneys while chanting which male protagonist was more handsome.
“Allah bless!! Allah bless!!! ”
“It’s the devil!! It’s the devil!! Immortal demons!!! ”
A group of robbers with guns in their hands were frightened by Deadpool and retreated, and none dared to shoot again.
The boss of the robbers threw down the gun in his hand and turned around and ran.
As soon as I saw the boss running away, a group of robbers also followed the girl and turned around and ran.
“You’re back! Don’t you love me anymore? Uncle Deadpool’s Tinker Bell can also be given to you!!! ”
“Don’t go! How can you be so indifferent and need warmth in this cold desert!!! ”
A group of robbers ran one by one, shouting as they ran: “Run!” The devil is coming!! Run, the devil is eating people!!! ”
In the blink of an eye, the robbers were gone, leaving only a variety of firearms, as well as lost shoes and headscarves.
Deadpool stood in place and stretched out his hand as if to hold back, and suddenly laughed: “I knew it!” Uncle Deadpool’s dragon is really great, they are all ashamed of the landless self-containment!! ”
“Hahahaha!!! Uncle Deadpool is so great!!! Jiang Bai, you little follower, come and offer your ass to Uncle Deadpool!!! ”
“Boom!!” Jiang Bai suddenly kicked Deadpool to the ground from behind: “If you don’t wear clothes again, Logan will cut off your Tinker Bell to make wine!” ”
“Soaking wine?” Deadpool quickly got up and looked down at his Tinker Bell: “Good idea!” It’s a pity that he is so great that he doesn’t use it for wine!!! ”
Logan re-lit a cigar and looked at Deadpool, who was looking for stones all over the ground and preparing to perform eunuch surgery on himself, and said to Jiang Bai: “Unexpectedly, the robbers here have such a bad will to fight, and Deadpool will scare and scare them and run away.” ”
“This group of robbers with guns in their hands is not as effective as those little mutants in Eden!”
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