As soon as I crossed the United States, I met the pervert of Deadpool.

“Honey! Fast! Uncle Deadpool needs comfort! ”

Deadpool said as he grabbed Jiang Bai’s hand and stretched it towards his crotch.

Jiang Bai hurriedly pushed Deadpool away.

……

In the end, Jiang Bai was still pestered by Deadpool and brought back to his place.

“Jiang Bai! Come and pick you up!!! ”

Jiang Bai, whose memories were interrupted by Deadpool, looked at Deadpool who walked in.

He was still wearing his red and black tights that were already dirty, but this time he carried a small yellow school bag behind his back and jumped on the sofa.

Jiang Bai didn’t have a good time pushing away Deadpool, who was about to come up: “Don’t bother me, I’m thinking about how to make money!” ”

“Uncle Deadpool also wants to make money, otherwise you will settle the money for kicking my two eggs first?”

“How do you prove that I kicked your Tinker Bell? Aren’t they good there? You looked in the mirror this morning! ”

“Huh? How can it be? My poor little money just flew away!! ”

Jiang Bai once again pushed away Deadpool who came up and asked, “You are an immortal body, don’t you want to sell your waist to make money?” ”

Just yesterday, when he was brought back by Deadpool’s stalking, Jiang Bai thought that making money was actually easy.

After all, it is written in the novel that the protagonist can make hundreds of millions of dollars casually at the beginning.

However, when he met making money in reality, Jiang Bai found that the novel was indeed a lie.

Yesterday, Deadpool directly killed more than twenty people of a small gangster for five thousand dollars, and in the end, he only found less than three hundred dollars on those people.

And if you want to draw a billion of the lowest level at any level, I am afraid that you can only go to the treasury if you want to draw a billion if you want to draw a lot.

“Sold it! But then which person transplanted my waist turned into a pile of rotten meat! ”

After a night of understanding, Jiang Bai has some preliminary understanding of this world, this world is not a simple X-Men world, it should be a comprehensive world of American comics at present.

The ability of this Deadpool next to him comes from cancer, which means that he is not a mutant, but seeing the newspapers and news, there are other mutants in this world.

But that was a newspaper from five years ago, it said that Professor X’s Alzheimer’s ability broke out, killing all mutants, and only Wolverine Logan is known to be alive, and there are no X-Men in the world.

The newspapers declared this to be a victory for humanity, who defeated the X gene with genetically modified food, and there will never be mutants again.

There are not only mutants in this world, but there are other dangerous things as well.

For example, Jiang Bai immediately found a lace magazine under Deadpool’s sofa.

The cover of the magazine shows a densely packed bikini-clad beauty around a haughty mustache.

The headline is “Tony Stark sleeps all over a magazine’s December fashion girl, and one of them is twins!” 】

Where there is Tony Stark, it means that there is a purple potato essence cosmic family planning director with a butt on his face who will run to Earth at any time to destroy half of humanity.

Jiang Bai didn’t think that he could beat the purple potato essence by gaining the ability to dominate the hero.

So now he is worrying about how to make money, make a lot of money, how to say that he has collected all the superhuman abilities, and when the time comes, if Thanos really comes, he can be solved by blowing lightly.

The identity problem, yesterday the system has solved Jiang Bai, he is now a Chinese orphan, unemployed vagrant, educated prenatal education.

“Where did you get your bag?” You didn’t rob the children, did you? Hello is also a famous mercenary, although you can’t make money, but you can’t rob children, right? ”

Just when Deadpool thought that Jiang Bai was going to say to return the schoolbag to the children, he heard Jiang Bai continue to ask.

“Is it fast to rob children to make money?”

“Uncle Deadpool knew that I knew at a glance yesterday that we could be friends with nothing to talk about!!! Only you can be worthy of the identity of Uncle Deadpool! ”

“From today we are the myth of the mercenary world, we are the nightmare of children, we are Uncle Deadpool and his little henchman!!!!!

“Uncle Deadpool is going to design a suit for you, of course, you don’t have the majesty of Uncle Deadpool’s dragon, but you barely passed!”

Saying that, Deadpool began to reach out to grab Jiang Bai’s Tinker Bell, and Jiang Bai slapped Deadpool in the face.

With a bang, Deadpool slammed into the floor.

“Wade, if you dare to reach out and touch me again, I will chop you up and throw you into the strong acid of the evolution factory, so that you will always recover!” With your ability to recover, don’t try to crawl out of the acid pool in this life! ”

“Oooo

“We were so sweet yesterday, how can you be so cruel? Uncle Deadpool’s fragile heart has been hurt, and now I need you to accompany me to make up for the wound in my soul, I still want the princess to hug, I can’t get up without the princess holding me! ”

Looking at Deadpool lying on the ground, Jiang Bai was wondering whether it was right or wrong to be fooled back by him yesterday, obviously knowing that Deadpool was a chatter and pervert, and actually thought that following Deadpool might be able to receive some hiring tasks to make some money?

Deadpool himself is poor and can’t solve the pot, although he is a famous mercenary in the mercenary world, but mercenaries give money according to the task, there are not many tasks that can make Deadpool shoot, and there are only a few tasks that can exceed 100,000.

And this guy looks greedy and famous, and it is reasonable to say that he should make a lot of money, but in fact, he has not received money several times at all, because his employer has been killed by him as a pervert.

Jiang Bai looked at Deadpool who was crawling towards him and quickly kicked away to change the topic: “What are you doing when you get a school bag and come back?” Are you really going to rob the children? Now children can have richer money in their pockets than gangsters? ”

Deadpool scurried up from the floor and sat back on the couch.

“I heard that Wolverine Logan gave birth to a daughter, and as his good father, of course he has to prepare gifts! In this way, Logan will definitely kneel and marry his daughter to Uncle Deadpool!! ”

Listening to Deadpool’s illogical words, Jiang Bai muttered, “Wolverine? Daughter? ”

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