As a player, can you be normal?

You're cheating!

Damn it, the Alien Exploration Force, co-authored this is a science fiction script dressed in horror!?

Li Nuo complained as he got off the train and entered the space.

It’s still the familiar basement.

It seems that every time no matter how you complete the mission, where the mission is, or being hit by a train and entering the reloading space, it is a necessary process...

He found Cha Bai sitting on the front steps of the hut and asked for the witch's head.

In terms of appearance, without the visual protection of pixel style, the old woman’s hideous face and bloody face are really scary.

[The head of the evil witch]

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Brief description: A long time ago, there lived a bad witch in the world. Every day after dinner, she would drink a cup of freshly squeezed corpse juice... From the world of The Witcher, mutagenesis can be extracted to make a decoction 】

It is indeed the world of The Witcher.

What is The Witcher? Cha Bai asked.

A game adapted from a very famous novel. Li Nuo had already opened his mailbox when he answered, and there were two new emails titled [Realistic Script Rewards].

After taking one of them out of the mailbox, the thing appeared on the palm of my hand with a white light.

After it is formed, it can be seen that it is a letter. The letter inside reads:

[Invitation to the Celestial Sphere: You can use the invitation in any mission to take you and your teammates to the world of The Witcher]

[Note on teammate invitations: Your teammates must also be exposed to relevant tasks before they can accept your invitation]

[Remaining time of use: 72 hours]

[Note: The worldview of the Witcher under the invitation letter is very different from the original work, please use it with caution]

Cha Bai squatted aside and watched silently, waiting for Li Nuo to give an explanation.

She was used to the current atmosphere. Li Nuo would always look at something in a daze, and then give a lot of answers in a short period of time that were completely unexpected but completely reasonable.

Like now.

Li Nuo put the invitation aside and said to himself: The essence of Cairo Game World is a pixel style funny game.

Chabai had read funny cartoons, which Li Nuo drew for her out of fear that she would be bored. She asked, So your essence is the same as that kid who took off his pants and let people look at elephants?

Sister... I have never done anything like this... Li Nuo took out the second reward from the mailbox, which turned into a puzzle and signed Cairo World Puzzle Pieces (Cairo Star Story).

【Cairo Fragments】

【quality:? ? ? 】

[Effect: Each time you collect a puzzle related to your main world, you can unlock a function related to the setting of that world]

[The current puzzle is: upgrade function]

[Unlock: You can summon the forging platform in the script to upgrade props or equipment]

[Brief description: Sometimes, a lower starting point for funny games is not a disadvantage. You have to believe that the upper limit of the word funny is infinite]

Ah... you guessed it right, I am really an NPC in a comedy game. Li Nuo was not disappointed at all, he was actually very happy.

He became increasingly interested in realistic scripts.

Then... I'm also a funny person? Cha Bai pointed at himself and asked.

As this is a high-definition pornographic film, Li Nuo cursed and said, Don't doubt yourself, you are not funny at all.

But what kind of world is that demon hunter you're talking about?

I'll go back and find some information for you to take a look at. The next script will be The Witcher if nothing unexpected happens.

Well, it's up to you.

The assignment of tasks in the Endless Corridor is random. Instead of randomly going to a certain world, it would be easier to go to a prepared world. Li Nuo said as he walked to the reward pool of the [Probability System], and from the blood A new Poke Ball was fished out of the pool.

He glanced at the data.

Damn it.

[Randomly formed MOD Poké Ball]

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: 100% capture rate when the target has less than 2% health remaining. The captured target will be randomly transformed into any creature with a world view that is similar to its strength. It cannot be used on players, including yourself]

[Brief description: Jack defeated the chocolate insect repellent and captured it with a Poke Ball, but when he released it again, Jack's chocolate insect repellent turned into a black-skinned mermaid. She said she was a mermaid, and Jack didn't believe it. Well, he wanted to confirm for himself whether the mermaid in front of him was beautiful or not! A week later, Jack died from food poisoning. Some people said that he died from eating undercooked fish, which caused parasites to invade his brain]

Chabai watched Li Nuo lower his head. His expression changed from happy at first to constipated gloom after reading all the content. She had not been in contact with anyone. The change in Li Nuo's expression made her think about human emotions. So fickle?

What's wrong with this thing? she asked.

Li Nuo looked at the panel of the elf ball and said complainingly: I actually read the brief description seriously. I feel like my IQ has been raped.

Now?

I'll go back and sort out some information, and we'll discuss it in detail tomorrow.

…

the next day.

Cairo Hospital.

A strange thing happened in the courtyard this morning.

More than a dozen medical staff who attended the meeting last night were unconscious in the conference room until morning. These eleven people, including Dr. Xu, were in good health.

Several nurses among them said that they had strange dreams at night, a ridiculous nightmare in which a magical girl used a meat cleaver to exorcise demons.

After the examination, these people were asked to go home and rest if they were in good health.

In addition, Nie Wenyuan, deputy chief physician of the Department of Surgery, was found in the elevator. Compared with the above eleven people, his condition was more serious.

——I played Landlords with two female ghosts all night long.

These are his exact words.

The dean asked the psychiatric doctors to open a special channel for Dr. Nie and expressed the hope that Dr. Nie would return to work soon. Cairo Hospital would always support him.

the same day.

noon.

Dr. Nie fainted in the elevator, couldn't he have seen a ghost?

What nonsense.

I'm referring to the elevator fall accident a few years ago. A girl happened to be in the elevator at the time. Her death was so miserable... her eyes, arms and legs were all smashed. I heard that the little girl was still wearing Red clothes.”

Do you think she still likes to play Landlords?

Two older nurses were chatting at the front desk, and a young male doctor approached them.

Two beautiful ladies, how can I get to the anorectal department? He snorted coldly: I'm sorry, I'm lost on the road of life.

Go straight, turn left, go upstairs, turn right.

Ok, thank you.

Are you the new doctor? a nurse asked.

Yes, my Majesty Marjie, Marjie from Germa, if you have anorectal diseases, come to me at any time, I can teach you without a teacher...

After Marjie left, the nurse who asked the question wanted to slap her mouth... Could it be that the patient in the neurology department stole the white coat and ran out.

When Marger walked through the warehouse according to the instructions, he saw several cleaning staff complaining. When he got closer, he saw that the warehouse was in a mess. It was reported that some unscrupulous person had placed a mannequin with its legs amputated. In the warehouse, the aunt who was cleaning up the warehouse was shocked.

He glanced at the mannequin and didn't take it seriously.

Until after get off work, the first second Marger came into the Endless Corridor, a system voice appeared in his ears: [You have come into contact with a script related to The Witcher, but it cannot be started because it is not in the same world view]

The Witcher? He frowned and immediately went to the tombstone to contact Li Nuo.

Compared with the desolation of NieR and the high difficulty of Final Fantasy, The Witcher is definitely a good place to go. He thought that there might be a way to trigger the script entry method.

…

At the same time, Li Nuo was listening to the TV and searching for information on the computer. He already knew that the nurses and doctors last night were not seriously injured and did not remember the entire incident.

I guess it was the Kaiiro Lord who had some tampering, and he was concentrating on compiling information for the demon hunters, planning to show it to Chabai later.

The Witcher...

There was a sudden knock on the door. He checked the time, then went to the door and looked through the peephole. He could tell it was Dr. Xu from his bald head.

Opening the door, Doctor Xu stood at the door. This old guy was wearing casual clothes.

Uncle Xu, you didn't tell me in advance when you came today.

It's okay, I... Doctor Xu glanced into the room, where the TV was very loud.

[Why are you wearing Pinru’s clothes and using human things? ]

[Since we pursue excitement, we will carry it out to the end. ]

[You are so sexy. ]

Ahem...I won't go in, I'll give this to you. Doctor Xu left Li Nuo an envelope and went downstairs. He didn't take two steps and turned back to add: I may have to go out for a while, Xiao Nuo. Take good care of yourself.

Li Nuo: Oh.

After waiting for Dr. Xu to leave, he went into the room and opened the envelope, which contained ten thousand yuan.

What Li Nuo didn't know was that after last night's incident, all the nurses and doctors who had experienced the supernatural drama had an extra amount of money in their homes.

There are as many as one hundred thousand, and there are as few as fifty thousand.

The difference between Dr. Xu and everyone else is that he has not dreamed of any magical girl. There is only one scene in the dream. There is a slender boy like Li Nuo, pulling his body with a string, and running through dangers. corner of.

Li Nuo put the money on the table and smiled: Uncle Xu...doesn't he still have memories of what happened at night?

The fever is basically gone. To celebrate, we will change it to three updates starting tomorrow.