As a player, can you be normal?

I'm Li Nuo.

Please allow me to tell this story in the first person.

First of all, I want to explain that this incident is not a side story, nor is it a written record of real guns and live ammunition. It is a history of blood and tears.

It's 2:35 at night.

I'm sitting on the sofa with a pen hanging from my mouth. Do you think I'm working?

Stop it.

How can it be.

I just use the pen as a cigarette to release my worries that have nowhere to put them.

I can't move.

in other words.

My lower body fell into a state of complete paralysis after resting for fifteen minutes.

I'm wondering if I should call 120...

Cha Bai came out of the house wrapped in a sheet.

There was guilt in her eyes.

You haven't recovered yet?

Ah...no.

There are bite marks from me on her shoulders. Sorry, it's not because of any dark and obscene factors.

There was a tactical reason why I bit her.

There's nothing I can do about the leakage of electricity.

She said so.

Yes, you read that right, her bite mark was one that I couldn’t bite on by myself when I was electrocuted. My teeth were almost broken.

Forget it, blame me.

I can only comfort her in this way. The woman I find myself has to bear it myself...

There must be some things I can't hide.

Let me put it bluntly.

This may be magical.

But you must know the truth.

She's a cyborg and there's electricity leaking out there.

As far as I know, people can perceive currents of 0.7-1.1mA; people can get rid of currents of 10.5-16mA; and currents above 50mA are fatal.

I tested it with an electric pen and found that it is not fatal when it leaks electricity, it is quite safe, it is only 15mA.

She has a leakage protector installed on her body. When the leakage current reaches 15mA, the leakage protector will act immediately and cut off the circuit to protect personal safety.

But I overlooked a fatal problem.

She won't poop.

At first I thought this was an angelic setting.

But now I understand that angels and demons are often one and the same.

Listen to me.

What she eats does not form excrement, but is a source of water and energy.

This causes her body to contain more water than normal.

do you understand……

While leaking electricity...

water leakage……

Electricity and water combined...

What a hell...

Today is like a flood.

I almost died.

Cha Bai looked at me like this, sighed, sat next to me, and comforted me, What... don't blame yourself, I'm not blaming you, forget it today, I'm blaming myself, why are you blaming me, I won't do it today Forget it, what else do you want to do!

I said to her: You go to sleep first and I will take it easy.

She looked at my pitiful appearance, opened her mouth and bent down.

I panicked.

Sister, what are you doing?

See you're still standing, please help me come out.

No need...forget it today...yours is like a whirlpool engine.

The main reason is……

I hurt...

In order to solve her problem, I found a doctor who specializes in Xia Sanlu the next day.

Marjie, is this thing of yours effective?

Hmph, I must.

I took over the souvenirs from their hospital from Dr. Ma.

Marjie said proudly: It is an ultra-thick type and is an electrical insulator. I have used it when connecting sewers to patients. I can't even feel the fleshy wall inside the anus and intestines.

Why do you bring this thing to others?

That patient adheres to the principle of not wiping his butt after using the toilet.

Isn't that just what you're interested in?

But he is a man.

I was speechless and pocketed a whole box of DINK artifacts.

He lit a cigarette in the car: Speaking of which, just bear with it for a while. Besides, even if there is electricity, it's quite exciting to think about it.

I knew he would say that, so I took out the prepared wolf-proof electric baton and stunned him twice.

Doctor Ma understood me this time.

He melancholy took out a cigarette and added it: Damn...what kind of life are you living?

I took out the contents of the box and measured the thickness on my hand: Stop talking, it's miserable.

At this time, an uncle passed by the car where we were.

Through the rolled-up car window, the uncle saw me holding a DINK artifact, and Marjie, who looked exhausted and was smoking.

The uncle suddenly asked: Is it okay to add me?

The two of us took the uncle to the bathing center, straightened him up, and called the police to crack down on pornography.

Taking the box of leeks given to me by the police officer, I walked home.

Along the way, I was thinking about the significance of this box of stuff. Doctor Ma was unreliable, so I still felt that it wasn't working.

I thought a lot along the way.

There was a melon seed seller on the road. I bought a bag and thought about it while eating melon seeds.

The melon seeds were quite delicious. I saw the fragrance of chrysanthemum was written on the bag, so I went back and bought some more and brought some to her.

The sun is very poisonous today, with yellow and orange colors dazzling my eyes.

Passing by a tea shop, I went in and used the air conditioner.

The thief never leaves empty-handed.

I bought some chrysanthemum tea.

When I was going out, I saw my eldest brother hanging naked on the balcony after being caught having an affair.

interesting.

Hmm, interesting.

Interesting...wait a minute, I suddenly have a flood of thoughts!

Marjie, chrysanthemum-flavored melon seeds, chrysanthemum tea, naked big brother... Oh my god, this is Jesus and Buddha slapping my stupid head!

I immediately ran home.

Chabai is mopping the floor.

I picked up my phone and started ordering the materials I needed.

She took a look, showed an expert smile, and then placed a box of things in front of me.

I knew you would come here.

After that night.

problem occurs.

Anyway, back to the beginning.

I told you she was a robot.

This results in extremely high skin hardness and artificial muscle strength.

I can't say it directly.

Probably... I [Beep——————————] was broken and lost a lot of blood. The blood collapsed.

Now I am having a blood transfusion in the hospital.

So Ms. Zhu Li, I believe you will understand why I didn't come to work today after reading this.

Also, in my case, I probably won’t be able to leave the house within a week, and of course I can’t wear pants. If you don’t believe me, you can come to my house and have a look.

So I want to take a leave of absence, maybe a week.

——Hope for approval.

Julie looked at Li Nuo's leave request note on the computer screen.

The assistant on the side was shocked after reading it: This is the longest and most telling leave application note I have ever seen.

Julie's pupils were ethereal, with an expression of being spoiled.

I want to fire him.

But don't you think he is very talented? the assistant said excitedly.

Zhu Li looked at the little assistant like that and said seriously: I know this guy is handsome, but considering the terrible content of his leave application note, you won't be considered a nymphomaniac.

The assistant smiled and smiled, her eyes becoming hollow: Ms. Zhu Li, do you want to see what the men in our company look like? And we work overtime all year round. I haven't been in society for three years. I’ve seen handsome guys for three years... If I took advantage of these three years to be a little more debauched, not to mention having children, I might get syphilis, but now I have to accompany a group of people every day...

Okay, no expulsion... Julie was helpless.

After all, she still approved Li Nuo's request for leave.

after all……

She also hoped that Li Nuo wouldn't come because Li Nuo was too annoying.

…

While Li Nuo was studying alchemy in space, Cha Bai was watching TV series on the computer at home in the real world.

At this time, Li Nuo's mailbox beeped.

Cha Bai opened the mailbox and found that it was from Marjie.

And wrote: I thought about it after I went back. Apart from the box of things, you can try playing games to distract your attention during the process. I have a 10G collection of old games here. Do you want to try it? By the way, help me draw some fanart.

Chabai downloaded it, it is a compressed package.

unzip:

The Fragrance of Charming Meat, My Girlfriend is a Blue Collar, Starlight Cafe and the Death Butterfly, Thousand Blades Wave, Peach Blossom-dyed Princess - Dark Willow and Bright Flower -.

Cha Bai opened the first game.

Two hours later, she was sitting on the computer chair, her eyes blank.

Three hours later, she ate a bowl of noodles and started the second week.

Four hours later, she looked in the mirror and put her hair up.

Does bun hair really have that kind of visual effect?

She looked carefully at her face in the mirror.

meeting.

…

ps: (There are so many things going on today that I can’t post the main text, so I’m using the extra as a request for leave)