As a player, can you be normal?

Regarding the fact that Master Mirror was brought to Night City, Li Nuo felt quite guilty.

So he said: Ah... well, when you ask others to help you, you have to give benefits first, Mr. Cairo.

Mr. Cairo pursed his lips: I, what benefit can I give you?

It's up to you. Li Nuo sat on the stone, crossed his legs, and smiled softly: This is a deal. I can't ask for it unilaterally. That's not decent.

While Cairo-kun was thinking, Nanami came closer to Chabai and asked in a low voice: You have some cyber weapons, did you get them in Night City?

Chabai was using his magic to turn off the [Focuser], tears streaming down his goggles, and he looked at Nanami.

The latter was stunned. Which chord of your heart did my question touch?

Marjie came over and said, Do you want it? My repair shop...

No need to advertise your big, hard bed.

Tch! Brother Ma turned his head in displeasure: What I wanted to say was that I still have many repair shops...

Who is the old man Cairo is talking about? Tom was curious.

Li Nuo's ears twitched and he patted his forehead. Before confirming whether it was Master Mirror, he asked, First of all, can you tell me who is chasing you?

The old guy's name is Ronald Omdis. Mr. Cairo paused and said, Some people also say that he once called himself Gunter Odim.

Mei Xuan said from the side: If I am your friend, I can help.

Li Nuo panicked: Don't cause trouble, you can't do that old bastard!

Marjie's eyes suddenly froze: No... Li Nuo, Mr. Cairo is coming from Night City, Master Mirror won't follow you, right?

silence.

The wind is very noisy.

[Voice Nest players have already dispatched]

[Players in the exorcism camp please be prepared. After five minutes, your protective layer will disappear, and the demons will invade your area.]

It wasn't until the sound of the system appeared that Cha Bai said, I'm overthinking it. The fact that Li Nuo wasn't cut into pieces means that Master Mirror didn't come over.

Li Nuo breathed a sigh of relief: That's right... According to Xili, he can feel the existence of other worlds, but he can't travel at will...

Nanami and Tom on the side had dark faces, and they had basically the same question in their minds:

What did he do to the Mirror Master?

What did he do to Ciri?

What did he do to Cyberpunk?

What's wrong? Li Nuo was very professional at observing people's expressions. Seeing the slightest change in the faces of these two people, he turned around and asked.

It's okay... Nanami remained calm, her heart was as turbulent as ocean waves, and she asked calmly: What can this Cairo-kun do?

It doesn't matter what you can do. Li Nuo turned to look at Mr. Cairo and said with a serious face: You also heard that the old people from your world may come over and threaten our lives, so I am using my life to To help you, what can you do?”

Mr. Cairo: I...

Li Nuo emphasized again: Our lives are threatened, what can you do?

Mr. Cairo: I, I will help you modify things, sign a good employment contract with you, and compensate you for some props. Other than that... I really don't know...

Give me a little of your bodily fluids. Li Nuo said. He didn't dare to do anything too stressful to the guy who played the funny game, but Cairo-kun's decoction has always been his favorite. Even if he couldn't kill Cairo-kun, he could at least get some body fluids to practice some interesting decoctions. Medicine?

But as soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes changed when they looked at him.

Amano Piao took another sip of wine to calm down his shock: You are more perverted than me... You are so hungry that you can't choose what to eat.

Kanzaki Thirteen crossed his arms across his chest, frowned and said, I didn't see it...

Ichijo Akira whispered: What are bodily fluids used for?

Marger explained: Do you know konjac? Drill a hole in the konjac, put some bodily fluid on it, and then...

Kanzaki Shisan stepped out and covered Marjie's mouth.

She is only 14 years old!

Li Nuo ignored them, looked at Cairo Jun and asked with a smile: How is it?

Mr. Cairo nodded: But you must come and help us one day.

Of course~ Li Nuo smiled like a flower.

If a normal person knows what Li Nuo did to Cyberpunk, and thinks of his current behavior, he will definitely regard him as the trumpet mirror master.

Fraud, deception, lies.

But there is one thing Li Nuo is determined in his heart. It is necessary to go back to Cyberpunk 2077. I don't know if Mirror Master's contact with Cairo will have any impact on him in the real world, but as long as it does, he will die. undoubtedly.

not to mention……

An important part of Chabai's treatment method is body replacement.

Perhaps there is some undiscovered technology hidden in the world of Cyberpunk.

In short, after the basic contract was reached, Li Nuo obtained the following additional things.

[Cairo-kun’s Super Summoning Scroll]

[Quality: Junk~Epic]

[Effect: Each script can summon Cairo Lord once, but the help he can give depends on luck]

[Brief description: (*￣︶￣)(ノ￣▽￣)】

This thing is an upgrade from [Kaiiro-kun’s Summoning Scroll].

The second item is a spray.

[Cairo Jun’s air purifier]

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Effect: Offset a certain amount of negative effects]

[Brief description: Since I sprayed this stuff, the mosquito bites have turned into semi-circles]

This thing can be buried together with [Psycho Spray].

Li Nuo thought about this and looked at the bottles of Cairo Jun's saliva he collected. Although it is disgusting, there are few alchemy materials that are not disgusting. He has long been used to it. As long as he can make something useful, even eating raw meat Maggots may not be unable to give it a try.

Let's talk first, my hammer is not fully charged and can only be used once, and the success rate is not 100%. ​​Mr. Cairo took out [ Mr. Cairo's Workshop Hammer].

You don’t really need to hesitate too much when it comes to smashing something.

For safety and security reasons, I decided to smash the car.

The moment the hammer fell on Cairo Jun, Emil's sales car gradually turned into pixels...

To be honest, this is more mysterious than my Onmyoji. Ichijo Akira said something that even she didn't understand. Kanzaki Jusan and Amano stood behind her. They just didn't adapt to the rhythm of the players.

After all, these three came from the Japanese shogunate era a hundred years ago.

The pixels were re-stitched, and Nanami sighed: This Mr. Cairo... I seem to have seen related portraits in our world.

Li Nuoxu said with eyes: Nonsense, how did you get the idea of ​​Cairo Game World?

Then I can catch one when I get home. Maybe I can trigger some special conditions when I return to the 'Endless Corridor'. Nanami thought rightly. She nodded to herself: Let it install a belt for me. The arm of the electric drill will have its revenge then.”

No matter how much the meaning of revenge she hinted at him, Li Nuo said: I advise you to give up this idea. First of all, although the things created by Mr. Cairo have their own unique advantages, they will also have corresponding shortcomings. This is related to his characteristics from the comedy game, which is unavoidable, and as a character in the comedy game, his danger is unpredictable. You may not do anything that hits his climax, and this guy will go crazy. You beat me to death, you know, funny, higher than the law of cause and effect.

Nanami: I just...

Li Nuo continued: What's more, in the real world, you should be just an ordinary girl who has experienced a rather tortuous life. What qualifications do you have to talk about catching a weird thing that can build a spaceship?

Nanami was stunned: How do you know...I...

You can see it in your behavior... Li Nuo paused and said, Ah, by the way... I don't want anything to happen to you. It's true.

Ha... stop joking.

I plan to invite you to be a permanent guest in our temporary team, Miss Nanami. Li Nuo said solemnly.

Well... Nanami was a little agitated by the sudden seriousness: My fighting method has some similarities with the white-haired girl and you.

Don't think so of yourself, Nanami, you have your own uniqueness. Li Nuo said calmly: Your complaining skills are far superior to ours, and we still lack a permanent complaining officer here.

What a beautiful idea! I will never cooperate with you again until I die!

Do it, it's done! Mr. Cairo danced with his hammer in hand.

I saw that the reorganized Emil's sales car no longer had any trace of the sales car.

It is all red.

The height is not much different from an off-road vehicle.

The shape is just interesting.

The outer carriage is pieced together one by one, lying on the ground like a caterpillar, with a length of 5 meters, and the windlass is replaced by a dozen mechanical legs.

The only characteristic that can still be seen about Emil is that there is Emil's head on the front of the car, and Emil's two round eyes are exactly the car lights. It opens its mouth, and inside it is the cannon.

There are six movable turrets mounted on both sides of this vehicle. There is a port at the rear of the vehicle, which can use [shit blocks] to spray biogas to support combustion or set off cannons.

The coolest thing is that it's also a convertible.

Let's call it Red Comet. Li Nuo said.

You made it impossible for me to look at the Gundam. Tom couldn't help complaining: I don't want to sit in it at all.

Nanami swallowed: Yeah, I always feel like I'll lose something important if I sit in...

Okay, it's time for me to go back. Mr. Cairo said, I heard a voice calling me to go back...it's so fucked...

From his cute look, he looked a little cute when he said the word fuck.

By the way, do you know how to treat viruses? Li Nuo asked.

No. Mr. Cairo said, We are not a hospital. You should consult professionals about the virus.

Li Nuo nodded and could only summon Mr. Cairo next time to ask for more details.

An oval-shaped hole appeared under Mr. Cairo's feet. He slowly sank into the ground. Before disappearing, he did not forget to say: Don't forget! Come and save us!

Before he finished speaking, there was a system prompt that only Li Nuo and Cha Bai could hear:

[Special main plot has been triggered: saving an old friend]

[Quest level: lv50~lv100 (maybe higher)]

[Mission details: Your fellow villagers are living in dire straits. If you don’t find a way to save them, sooner or later, your contact with Mr. Cairo will be interrupted. Worse, there is a possibility that he will follow a certain path. These things, finding you and saving others are all yours, but there is no need to worry, you can’t do anything now]

Cha Bai glanced at Li Nuo. His expression was calm and unruffled. This matter was not something he should think about now, so Li Nuo threw all the information into the undecided options in his mind.

Hey, brother, what are we doing now? Black brother Wells floated over and asked.

However, at this moment, Li Nuo's pupils tightened and he suddenly lowered his body!

At the same second, a black shadow flashed overhead and hit the pixel car that was being pieced together!

Holy shit! Nanami gritted her teeth and pulled out her sword!

The blade flashed.

The white blade reflected the attacker's appearance.

Faust!

That perverted doctor Faust!

Under the flickering candle, a long figure moves from far to near.

Cha Bai picked up the stone and said silently: carraigh (fortress).

The stone shattered into foam, and the fragments exploded into a net, forcing Faust back and covering him in a grid made of magic.

Kill? Cha Bai asked.

Have you been infected by the Gate of Hell? Li Nuo bent over while holding his felt hat, gripped his cane tightly, and swallowed: Cut down your life and leave the rest alone.

Faust crawled on the floor on all fours like a reptile, with a fiery red light shining in the only eye hole of the paper bag on his head.

He took out two scalpels from his arms, hit them on the magic grid, tore the magic grid apart, and the bones of his body were broken by the backlash.

His limbs were twisted and twisted, and his bones were constantly twisted, dislocated and rejoined.

Let yourself face everyone in an extremely weird posture.

The world here is full of violent elements.

It inspired Faust's potential and suppressed murder.

He was looking at Li Nuo.

Looking at a person who has long since recovered but whose disease has been forever engraved in his bones.

After the calculated operation, he fell into madness and for a period of time believed that the best way to save people was to die.

A sharp blade popped out of Marger's palm, and he squinted and said, He can see that you had a serious illness before, but that illness did not end with recovery.

So he wants to terminate me? Li Nuo took out something that could summon Hidechiyo: His life is useful, he can't become a monster now.

Mei Xuan on the side was a little confused by this scene. Everyone did encounter something strange. Although the strange red moon did appear and the information about the sound nest was in front of them, Ichijo Ming and others lived hundreds of years ago. The characters before can’t get used to it yet.

Fortunately, Mei Xuan has rich life experience. She has been to another world a hundred years ago and witnessed the future a hundred years later. She understood the truth the moment she saw Faust going crazy.

We are truly at the intersection of underworld and earth.

So, the moment Li Nuo finished speaking, Mei Xuan took a giant step forward. This step moved five meters forward.

The soles of his feet landed on the ground, the blade came out of its sheath, and a white light flashed.

Faust dislocated his bones, flipped on the spot, and dodged with weird and exaggerated gestures.

Mei Xuan's wrist shook slightly and he executed three consecutive slashes, forcing his opponent to take out a wheelchair from his arms to stop him.

Faust's fighting style is extremely grandiose.

There seems to be a four-dimensional space in his clothes, and he can take out countless weapons and props.

Li Nuo knew that now was not the time to waste time and immediately summoned Hidechiyo.

In mid-air, there was a cloud of blood mist.

The half-demon woman pulled out the Nodachi and cut off the connection between Faust and Mei Xuan, and the air blade shook the two apart.

Hidechiyo took out a Yin-Yang Talisman with his backhand and stuck it on Faust. The [Calming Mantra] sounded in his mind, allowing the doctor to return to calm.

Faust sat on the ground with a smile, pulled his dislocated arm, and said with a smile: Hey...what have I done...

It seems I can't take you with me anymore. Li Nuo held a map and didn't care about what happened just now. He looked at it silently and planned the route for a while.

You almost went crazy again, Faust. Mei Xuan put away her weapon and said. The doctor just lowered her head and smiled. She turned to look at Hidechiyo and said, Thank you just now.

Faust chuckled, took off the paper bag on his head, revealed his true appearance as a bald doctor, and handed the paper bag to Li Nuo.

Hehe... I guess I won't have a chance to treat you. If you become like me one day, wearing it will be useful.

Li Nuo took it and looked at the panel for a moment.

【Faust's paper bag】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: Suppress madman]

[Brief description: Hehe...hehehe...hahahahahahaha! Secretary Flushing checked in! Ah Dakla! 】

This thing...

Li Nuo's pupils inadvertently stopped on Cha Bai.

At Faust's slight cough, Li Nuo withdrew his gaze.

That guy from the anorectal department. Faust took off the surgical gown under his coat and handed it over: If this guy becomes a madman, as a doctor, you have to find a way to prescribe him a cure.

Marjie took the clothes and said, Humph, it doesn't have to be so numb...fuck.

【Faust's Surgical Coat】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: Can store four weapons or props]

[Brief description: The doctor took out a chainsaw from his clothes in the operating room! it is true! 】

Okay, let's get serious. Nanami brought the topic back, looked at Li Nuo, and asked, What is your plan? Commander.

Li Nuo smiled mysteriously: I have a plan. You see, I have been marked in a range of activities. There is a high probability that the players there will think that we are going to build a tower defense for defense, so we just rush over.

Isn't that asking for death? said Tom.

Yes. Li Nuo smiled and said, But don't forget, you will get gold coins for killing players, and you will get special random cards for killing monsters.

Tom felt like he had never played such a big game before and was a little timid.

Li Nuo reminded: Tom, remember, you won't get anything by being cowardly.

Tom was speechless.

Next, please ask Sister Mei Xuan to help protect us. Li Nuo looked at Marjie and said, You can play with the operation of the Red Comet as you like.

He took out a map and pointed to a path.

Miss Axiu, please come with me.

Hidechiyo nodded.

Brother Wells, please come with us, I need a translator.

Wells said Yo.

Marger puts on [Faust's surgical coat], because he is taller, and when put on it looks like a long, thin coat.

Tell me how to do it.

Li Nuo licked his lips: Because everyone needs to cooperate with each other, the name of the plan is - dogs rely on human power.