Arknights is too real, right?
Chapter 562 Extra: Dimensional Dating Conference
Ninja and Texas opened the door.
"Apulpa! Huh? Ifrit, why are you hung on the wall by your father?"
"who?"
"Why were you hung on the wall by Ceria?"
"Oh, it's nothing. Ceria said it looked cute when I hung it on the wall, and I thought it was quite fun."
The capable angel whispered to Texas next to him.
"Actually, if she is hung on the wall, she will stop causing trouble."
"kindness"
Then, the capable angel shook his head in a dashing way, almost shaking off the halo on his head.
"Texas, don't you see anything different about me today?"
"Not found."
"Oh, I'm the first to appear in the extra chapter today, but I also appear in the main story, holding a gun and shooting wildly. How cool."
Xia Feng's voice came from the door.
"You're so handsome, you can make more money."
After walking through the door, Xia Feng glanced at Ifrit who was hanging on the wall.
"If your feet are off the ground, the virus won't be able to get up?"
The capable angel explained.
"It was Seria who died."
Xia Feng looked at Ifrit's sanctioned look and said helplessly.
"Hurry up and untie it. You all go back to the barbecue restaurant with me. Our Black Feather Group is holding a blind date conference today."
"OK."
The lobby of the barbecue restaurant was now decorated as a studio.
Turtle hung all kinds of balloons and colorful ribbons on the wall, and also made a big heart with roses.
Seeing Xia Feng walking in, Guigui stood at attention and saluted.
"Report to Windmill, the blind date conference is ready."
Xia Feng nodded.
"Are the cameras and security in place?"
"It's in place."
"Okay, now let's invite the guests in."
Nancy sat on the sofa with her chin clenched.
"What kind of venue are you entering? We didn't invite any guests at all."
"What? We didn't invite any guests, so what should we do?"
At this time, a police car stopped at the entrance of the barbecue restaurant, and Xingxiong and Sir Chen walked in.
"Which one is the boss?"
Xia Feng looked flattering.
"Hey, stop making trouble. We're already familiar with each other, Senior Chen, so don't do this. I'm not breaking the law."
Officer Chen is ruthless and selfless.
"We received a report that you were holding an illegal assembly here, and now we plan to demolish it."
"What an illegal gathering? I'm going to hold a blind date conference. Look at the balloons and the love. It's professional."
Xingxiong's eyes lit up.
"Dating conference?"
"yes."
"Ahem, are we still missing guests?"
Sir Chen looked at Xingxiong in confusion.
"What are you doing? We are here to handle the case."
Xingxiong pretended to be serious, but actually said it with ulterior motives.
"Isn't this a misunderstanding? There is no illegal assembly here at all."
Xia Feng came over with a smile.
"Sir Xing, you are right. To be honest, I didn't invite any guests today, and now I can't even open the show. How about you two?"
"Okay, let's sign up!"
Sir Chen glared at Xingxiong.
"What's your name? We are the police."
"It's okay, Old Chen. They don't have any guests. It's a police job to help others, right?"
Later, Sir Chen was forced by Xing Xiong to sign up.
As time goes by, more and more people come here, and everyone wants to join in the fun.
Texas was pushed in by Angel, Hemo was pulled over by Ceria, Silver Gray and Jiao Feng walked in with their shoulders hooked, and Razer and Franka also signed up generously.
Finally, Lapland also signed up secretly.
Originally Wei Na also wanted to sign up, but Xia Feng stopped her. For the sake of the show's effect, he signed up for Ansel.
At this time, a man in a suit walked in.
"Classmate Xia Feng, we meet again."
Xia Feng looked very familiar to this person.
"Who are you?"
"It's me, Xiang Rilou, the product manager of Wangzai Milk in Terra."
Xia Feng shook hands with him.
"Oh, it turns out to be Manager Xiang, what's the matter?"
"I heard that you are holding a blind date conference, so I came here to ask if you need any sponsorship."
Xia Feng thought for a while.
"Sponsorship is possible, but we don't have enough guests right now. As a sponsor, please sign up."
For the sake of efficiency, Xiang Rilou gritted his teeth.
"Sure, I'll sign up. Oh, by the way, I also brought two old friends with me."
At this time Zhang Yuan also walked in.
"Hey brother, finally in the extra chapter, I can appear again, even though it's just a supporting role."
Behind Zhang Yuan, a girl wearing a black robe and an eye patch also walked in.
"Hmph, my contractor didn't even call me when he held a demon-repairing conference through sacrifices. I, Bingyu Xiaran, am so disappointed."
Xia Feng looked disgusted.
"Why are you two here to join in the fun? One is a fat nerd and the other is a middle-aged child. Who in the audience wants to watch you?"
Zhang Yuan was unhappy.
"What's wrong with our conditions? They're so good. We have both arms and legs."
"Audiences don't like your type."
"What type do you like?"
"What kind of person do you like? I can't tell you, it's just that it's more popular."
At this moment, a voice came from the door.
"I'm going to sign up next time."
Looking up, a man in plain clothes slowly walked in from the door.
Xia Feng leaned next to Nancy and asked softly while staring at this person.
"Who is this guy? Why is he still wearing ancient costume? This guy must be part of the show."
Nancy was also confused.
"I don't know. I didn't invite you. Maybe I came by myself."
The man in ancient costume held a folding fan and walked in minding his own business.
Xia Feng immediately stepped forward and asked.
"Brother, who are you?"
The man opens the folding fan.
"Don't you see, the water of the Yellow River is coming up from the sky, and it's Fan Xian below."
Xia Feng curled his lips.
"Fan Xian, I've never heard of it. I think you are a bitch."
"He is my father."
"Don't talk nonsense, we didn't invite you, what are you doing here?"
Fan Xian raised his arms in front of him and replied humbly.
"Fan Xian knew that a blind date conference was being held here, so he came here to look for my girl with chicken legs."
"What about chicken legs and duck legs? Let me tell you, there is no notification fee for you. This is a regular dating show."
"It doesn't matter."
"Okay, go in and sign up."
Dating events should be evenly divided between men and women. Nowadays, there are too many women, so it is not impossible to include a few more men.
At this time, another rich male voice came from outside the door.
"Don't be afraid of any difficulties we encounter, just face them with a smile!"
Xia Feng turned around when he heard the sound, and a rush of positive energy almost knocked him over.
"Who are you, sir?"
The man in front of the door was shirtless and looked to be in his thirties or forties.
"I am Chaoyang Winter Swimming Monster Pigeon."
"What the hell?"
"I'm a weird person. My 41-foot feet wear 45-foot shoes and I don't wear socks all year round."
Zhang Yuan next to him asked while drinking Wangzi and milk.
"What if you have 45 feet? Should you wear 41 shoes or 49 shoes?"
Dongyong Strange Pigeon's face was full of positive energy and did not directly answer Zhang Yuan's nonsense.
"There are gossips all day long, but if you don't listen, there will be nothing."
Later, Dongyong Weige said that he also came to participate in the blind date and spread positive energy by the way.
Although this person was a little weird, he seemed to have quite a lot of positive energy, so Xia Feng agreed.
Now that the number of people was almost there, Xia Feng looked at the time and it was almost noon.
"Let's start quickly, I'm hungry."
At this time, a very naughty voice came from outside the door.
"Don't panic, drag it, just drag it hard, come on, eat a big bird first, it will be very comfortable."
This man had a handsome face and a chef's hat. As soon as this man entered the door, Xia Feng immediately smelled the aroma of food.
"you are?"
"I'm the gold medal chef."
Of course, a dating show must have people from all walks of life, Xia Feng asked immediately.
"Are you really a chef?"
The man turned around and pulled out a frying pan from his crotch.
"My two best dishes are meat, eggs, chicken with green onions, and thousand-layer pancake. How about I give you a live demonstration?"
Xia Feng immediately refused.
"No, no, no, I believe you. How can we record the show if you cook this dish? Okay, I believe you are a chef."
Later, the gold medal chef explained the purpose of his visit to Xia Feng in extremely profound terms.
After listening for a long time, Xia Feng was not sure whether he understood. He thought he understood the second level and thought that the gold medal chef was talking about the first level. However, he did not know that he was talking about the fifth level.
"Okay, okay, if you want to sign up, go quickly."
"OK, take off, I'm taking off."
After signing up for the gold medal chef, Xia Feng always felt that something was missing.
At this time, a handsome boy walked in while playing basketball and singing rap.
"Hey, I'm a trainee with music for two and a half years!"
Xia Feng stopped the music in time.
"Wait a minute, we can't afford you here, please come back, handsome guy."
"Farewell."
Rejected directly by Xia Feng, the man walked away singing and dancing.
Nancy looked confused.
"Boss, isn't this man very versatile? He looks young and handsome. Why did you drive him away?"
"Hey, you don't understand."
It is rare to see a person with multiple talents, but after the basketball boy left, another man in black with a twisting body came in panning.
Although his figure does not look slender, his twisting figure is very soft and enchanting.
As he appeared, a strange BGM sounded on the scene for some reason.
Xia Feng looked stunned.
"Are you? Is this what this bgm is?"
The man in black didn't speak, but his voice came out, and at the same time, his body copied into three identical people.
"Yes, this is, this is your excuse for breaking up~ If you let love start over, will you, will you love me~ Love makes people have happiness, but it also brings torture~"
Nancy clapped unconsciously.
"What a magical song. Even though it's my first time to listen to it, the melody keeps echoing in my mind after listening to it once."
The man in black never stopped twisting, but this did not prevent the clones from gathering back to the main body.
"I'm down here, the Lord of Shadow Stream."
Xia Feng was in awe.
"It turns out to be the Lord of Shadow Stream. Come in quickly, Nancy, and help him sign up."
The Lord of Shadow Stream twisted his soft body and moved in.
As soon as the Lord of Shadow Stream entered, a man with a selfie stick broke in.
"Brothers, it's not the same time, but it's still the same barbecue restaurant. I challenge you to eat again. Why are you pushing me?"
As if he knew what he was going to say, the security guard at the door pushed the man out.
After inviting this expert out, Xia Feng took a look at the guests currently registered. They were all men, and now there was one less woman.
"Nancy, I don't seem to have enough women. Why don't you go up and give me some support?"
"No, my brother won't let me."
"It's okay, it's just acting. Once we hold hands successfully, we'll break up when we get off the stage."
"That's not OK."
At this time, a beautiful female voice with reverberation came.
"Is there a blind date conference being held here? I want to sign up, but I have agreed in advance that if you want to hold hands with me, you must first deposit 100,000."
Xia Feng turned around when he heard the sound and saw a huge body blocking the door.
"Miss, who are you?"
The woman smiled as kindly as a grandmother.
"This little girl is known as Princess Tank in the world. You can call me Your Highness Qiao."
"Oh, please come in, Your Highness Qiao. Our guests today are all stupid and rich people. They can also go to Syria to fight. We should be able to succeed together."
"Great, then I'm going in."
Looking towards the guest seats, Xia Feng nodded with satisfaction.
Xiangri Building Manager, Fan Xian, Winter Swimming Monster Pigeon, Gold Medal Chef, Master of Shadow Stream, His Highness Qiao, plus the old friends who signed up before, the blind date conference is almost ready to begin.
"Nancy, have you found the audience? They are the ones who take the lead in applauding."
"I've found them all. They're all from the book club."
Xia Feng looked towards the audience.
Chen Sir, Yun Fei Wu, Xiao Feng Che, Night Dire, Bai Yuan, Lei Luo, Xianyu Jing, Xing Yu Miao, the unknown employees who finished the job, Yi Ling, Bai Mou, and Ying Han are all familiar faces.
For some reason, Xianyu Jingfei, an audience member, clamored for a close-up shot. Xia Feng had no choice but to let the cameraman take a symbolic photo of him.
After Salted Fish Essence, the audience had all kinds of weird requests, but due to limited time, Xia Feng refused them all.
"Next time, next time for sure."
When everything was ready, Lu Yu and Lu San, who were in charge of photography, made an OK gesture with Ju Di.
Xia Feng waved his hand.
"Okay, the blind date meeting is officially open."
"Wait a moment!"
I saw three young people at the door breaking away from the security guard and barging in. One of them was holding a flower in his hand, and the other was holding banknotes.
The first person took a deep breath.
"Wait a minute, I'm late, I have to sign up too."
Xia Feng nodded, indicating to the security guard to calm down first, and then looked at this person.
"Tell your story."
The man swallowed.
"My name is Xiang Ritian. I am here today only for one person, my cousin Xiang Rilou. Look, this is the sunflower I gave him."
After saying that, Xiang Ritian raised the sunflower in his hand high and shook it towards Xiang Ri Tower.
Xia Feng looked at the second person.
"how about you?"
After Xiang Ritian, the second person also walked in panting.
"It doesn't matter what my name is. I'm only here for one person today, and that's Xing Xiong. I've prepared 30,000 yuan."
"Terra Coin? Or Dragon Gate Coin?"
“RMB!”
Faced with the ability person, Xia Feng immediately agreed.
"Okay, come on in, how about you?"
The last person didn't have any sunflowers or banknotes, but he was holding a small flower with a determined expression.
"My name is Zijin, and I am here for only one person today. I am looking for Hongdou!"
Xia Feng could see the man's sincerity, but he still said helplessly.
"Sorry, Hongdou is not here today, why don't you look at others, we still have His Highness Qiao."
Zijin shook his head in disappointment.
"No, I only have Hongdou in my heart."
After that, he turned around and left the barbecue restaurant. His back looked like a warrior who failed to draw a card.
After Zijin walked out of the barbecue restaurant, it started to drizzle, and the rain fell on his face, which was icy and cool.
At this time, a red umbrella blocked his head.
"I know you. You cheered for me last time at Longmen."
Zi Jin turned around and saw Hong Dou holding an umbrella to protect him from the rain.
"red beans!"
"It's me, you haven't forgotten me."
"How could I forget? I will never forget it in this life. I am your loyal fan."
Anko smiled happily.
"Where are you going? I have an umbrella. I'll give it to you first."
Zi Jin took courage.
"I, I want to treat you to a meal."
"Okay, I happen to be hungry too, let's go, I want to eat charcoal-grilled sandworm legs."
"But we are not allowed to eat wild game now."
"Well, let's eat fried noodles."
With the belated arrival of Xiang Ritian and the player who did not want to reveal his real name, the blind date conference officially began.
Xia Feng stood on the stage holding a microphone.
"Hello everyone, this is the Black Feather Dating Conference exclusively sponsored by Wangzi Company. I am the host Xia Feng. Today's guest lineup is very luxurious. Who will succeed in holding hands with whom in the end? Let us witness it together now. "
"Card!"
A thin arm was raised in the audience.
"Stop, stop, stop recording."
Xia Feng looked at this person slightly angrily.
"You said you won't record it if you don't want to record it? Who are you?"
This man stood up from the audience, wearing a purple coat, a thin figure, and an Afu mask on his face.
"I'm Fengfeng, the author. I'm completely confused now, so I can't record anymore."
Xia Feng rolled up his sleeves.
"Who asked you to invite so many weird guests? No, if you can't make it up, you have to make it up for me. Hurry up."
Fengfeng spread his hands.
"It's no use forcing me. If you can't make it up, you can't make it up."
Xia Feng roared when he saw that Feng Feng was not afraid of being scalded by boiling water.
"Ah Guang, Ah Guang, come here, beat this guy up for me, and then put him in a small dark room."
Aguang picked up a salted fish and walked over.
"Brother Feng, leave it to me and see how I deal with this guy."
Seeing A Guang walking towards him menacingly, Feng Feng Element noticed.
Jumping onto the stage, Fengfeng immediately took out a pen from his pocket.
"do not move!"
Aguang was carrying salted fish.
"What's the matter, you still want to resist? Are you so helpless?"
"Don't move. If you dare to come near me again, I will kill you."
A Guang raised his eyebrows.
"Hey, I don't believe it yet. You think you are a god, and you want to kill me with just a pen?"
At this moment, a sound of out of breath and about to expire came from the audience.
"Ah, breathe, I can't breathe."
Fengfeng stood with his pen in hand.
"Well, this is my superpower as an author. Now that person has a heart attack and will die at any time."
After hearing Fengfeng's words, the entire studio was silent.
A drop of cold sweat fell from A Guang's forehead. Facing Feng Feng's super power, he did not dare to act rashly. This ability to write people to death silently made him very scared.
"Brother Feng, this is too evil."
At this time, a voice full of positive energy came from the guest seat.
"Don't be afraid, the best way to eliminate fear is to face it, Ollie!"
Infected by the positive energy, all the guests rolled up their sleeves and rushed down.
"Domineering and infuriating!"
"Little boss, you are very naughty, watch me turn around and take out the money!"
"This is your excuse for breaking up~"
"Tank Charge!"
Xia Feng waved his hand.
"Everyone, come on. This author is very slow at coding. He can't write so many people in one instant. Come on, grab his pen!"
Everyone rushed forward, intending to "care" for Fengfeng seriously.
Seeing that he was about to be caught, Fengfeng calmly took out his cell phone from his pocket.
"It's so scary, it slipped away."
The phone was thrown upward.
"Snapped!"
The falling mobile phone hit Fengfeng on the face. The figure flashed and Fengfeng disappeared on the spot.
Returning to his small broken home, Fengfeng took off Afu's mask, then took off the mask behind the mask, and threw himself on the bed like a salted fish.
"Hey, this blind date conference is really interesting."
Hey, I just made an extra story. I don’t know what I’m writing. People are already confused. It must be boring for everyone to stay at home during the epidemic. I hope everyone can have fun. I wish everyone is healthy and safe. I wish our motherland will be safe soon. Defeat the epidemic!
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