Arknights is too real, right?
Extra: White Rabbit Milk Candy
Longmen Government Building.
Wei Yanwu was sitting in the empty reception hall. There was no expression on his colorful dragon face, but judging from the fact that he had lost the confident smile of the past, he should be very nervous now.
Wei Yanwu stood on the podium and waved.
"Ahem, please don't get excited. We are holding a press conference today just to hear the opinions of the people."
"Snapped!"
A rotten egg hit Wei Yanwu on the head.
There were several dog-looking guys in suits sitting next to him. After Wei Yanwu was attacked by rotten eggs, these guys subconsciously ducked aside.
Wenyue pulled Wei Yanwu aside from the podium, walked up wearing a safety helmet and continued.
"I know that everyone is very excited. Today we are here to listen to everyone's opinions. Don't be anxious. Come one by one. If you have anything you want to ask, feel free to ask."
There was a large group of people standing in the whole living room. Some of these people were biting sausages, some were holding Fat House Happy Water, and some were shooting basketballs.
A boy wearing a hat stood up angrily.
"I am the player representative, my name is Zijin, I would like to ask Mr. Wei Yanwu, please"
A fat man next to him held him down and stood up with his belly swung.
"Let me ask first. My name is Xingchen Julu. I don't want to talk to you. I just want to ask a question."
Wei Yanwu had already wiped away the rotten eggs. He looked at the player named Xingchen Julu and replied cautiously.
"Player, what's your problem?"
"Where's the white rabbit?"
"kindness?"
"Let me ask you where is the white rabbit?"
As he said this, the Star Giant Deer swung his belly and walked to the podium, poked Wei Yanwu's forehead with his fat finger and asked.
"Where's the white rabbit? Let me ask you, where's the white rabbit? How come the big white rabbit is gone just like that? Huh?"
The crowd below immediately became angry.
"That's right. Where's the white rabbit?"
"Give me back the white rabbit. I ask for it back with my real name. My name is Mo Yi!"
"Me too, my name is Penguin Tang. Do you know how many pounds I've lost in the past two days?"
"I also ask for its return. My name is Zhan Long. This Christmas is not happy at all."
Facing the excited players, Wei Yanwu looked embarrassed.
"Everyone, calm down. I don't care what I said. I'm just a small ruler of Longmen. Now that Tallulah is driving Qicheng to hit me, I'm also panicking."
Player Xingyu Mio mentioned Frostmourne.
"We don't care. Anyway, this matter has nothing to do with you. You must bear at least 40% of the responsibility."
As a ruler, Wei Yanwu is not a fool. He should be cowardly when it is time to be cowardly, but issues of principle cannot be criticized indiscriminately. He raised his hand.
"No, no, no, I can't be responsible for 40%. I can be responsible for 4% at most."
"Then who loses the remaining 96%?"
"They are responsible. I specially brought these guys here today."
Wei Yanwu pointed at the men in suits and ties next to him, and the players below immediately followed his fingers and looked over.
"Who are these people? You, the one with glasses? What about you? Who are you?"
The young man with glasses took out a business card.
"My name is Xiang Rilou. I am the general manager of Wangzai Company in Terra. I am just here to sponsor you. In fact, I am also a player. I shouldn't be sitting here. I will go to your side."
After that, Xiang Rilou left his business card on the table, took off his suit to reveal the T-shirt with Amiya printed on it, and stood in the line of players.
A player named Feng Chenxing stood up and asked another man in a suit on the stage.
"Who are you?"
The man in the suit pushed up his glasses and replied calmly.
"I'm the product manager of YJ Company. Who threw the egg?"
A player named Qiu Dao in the crowd pulled out a saury from his crotch, walked to the stage and pointed the saury's head at the product manager.
"Where's the white rabbit? Why is such a big white rabbit gone?"
The product manager raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.
"I don't know that either, you have to ask him."
"Ask who?"
Product Experience pointed to a guy wearing a shirt next to him.
Qiu Dao looked at this person.
"Who are you?"
"I'm YJ's script writer."
The sharp saury pressed against his throat, and the cold sound of the saury came.
"Mr. Copywriter, tell me, where did the white rabbit go?"
"It's cold."
"Cold?"
"Yes, this is fate."
A player named Ba Wan walked out of the team of players. He stood in front of Mr. Copywriter with his fists clenched, and then turned his attention to the product manager just now.
"Product manager, please translate to the translator, what does it mean to be cold?"
The product manager frowned.
"This doesn't require translation."
"I'll let you translate."
"It's just cold. It's cold. There's no need for translation."
"translate."
"This doesn't require translation."
"I asked you to translate and translate, what does it mean to be cold, what does it mean to meow, what does it mean to say it's cold, what does it mean to call it meow, it means it's cold!"
The product manager was about to collapse. He turned his head and looked at Mr. Copywriter.
"When people ask what cold means, just tell me."
The copywriting reveals the determination to die.
"When you feel cold, just close your eyes in the arms of Swordsman Tower, and then your body slips away and is lost."
Qiu Dao stuffed the saury into his mouth.
"Okay, stop talking."
There were bursts of sobs from the crowd below, and the 200-pound star giant deer cried like a 400-pound sky-swallowing giant kun.
Seeing that the players were in a very low mood, Mr. Copywriter pulled the saury out of his mouth and asked everyone.
"Faust is also cold and Mephistopheles is also miserable. Why don't you care so much?"
Player Yoshino raised his red eyes.
"They are not girls. Men should go through some hardships."
"."
The product manager stood up and reassured everyone.
"Don't be sad, everyone. Life and death are determined by fate. Wealth and honor are in the sky. Everyone has their own destiny. This is the result you see, but there may be more tragedies happening in places you don't see."
"Damn, there's still tragedy, eat my rotten eggs!"
The product manager stopped talking.
At this time, a man in a suit who had been sitting in the corner of the podium without speaking a word stood up.
"Players, I can understand your mood, and I want to say something to you now."
Player Bai someone raised his chin.
"Who are you?"
The man chuckled.
"Yes, I am YJ's."
"He is the boss of YJ. He is the one who harmed Shuangxing. Everyone, catch him quickly!"
The scene instantly lost control. Tables were knocked over and rotten eggs were trampled. Players rushed to the podium with eighteen weapons and beat up the man in a suit.
10 minutes.
The suit was torn into strips, there were several holes in his pants, and he even lost one of his socks. The man was wiping tears in frustration.
"Why are you doing this to me?"
"Who makes you the boss?"
"I'm not the boss, I'm just an operator from the company next door to YJ. I wanted to come see the show because it was so lively here."
The players immediately became a little embarrassed.
"I'm sorry, brother, get up, get up, I hit the wrong person. By the way, which company do you run?"
"I am Zhan."
The player's embarrassed expression immediately turned indifferent.
"This beating is not unfair to you. Please learn from it and don't make the same mistake again."
"Oh, I understand, then I'll go back to work."
At this moment, the door to the reception room was opened, and a large number of heavily armed gantry guards rushed in. The chaotic scene was immediately brought under control.
Officer Chen stood in front of the crowd with a helpless expression.
"Swordsmen, please calm down."
Players Chi Xue, Xia Yan, the captain, and Xianyu looked at Officer Chen eagerly.
"Sir Chen, you have to make the decision for us."
"That's right, Sir Chen, Shuang Xing is in your territory. To be honest, you have to bear 1% responsibility."
"That's right, I recharged a single 648 in order to draw you, and now I still set you on the interface."
Officer Chen waved his hand, and the police officers released the suppressed players, and then said in a good voice.
"Dear swordsman towers, this is not something that our operators can decide. To be honest, even Xingxiong and I don't know what will happen next. We all have to serve the main plot. Maybe one day I will... "
"no, I can not!"
The players immediately stopped Officer Chen's words.
"Sir Chen, nothing can happen to you. If you were upset too, we wouldn't make trouble at the Longmen Government Building. Instead, we would just buy train tickets and go to our home."
Chen smiled happily.
"Thank you, it seems you really care about me."
Player FUZE pointed at Officer Chen.
"Of course, you are my wife."
The star bear next to him immediately kicked him.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Lao Chen is still a young lady."
Player Hanyu Shiro took over.
"Xingxiong, don't be jealous, you are my wife, and I will definitely buy your skin when it comes out."
"Me too, I like Star Bear the most."
An unnamed player in the crowd raised his hand.
"I love you, Officer Xingxiong, the most. I spent 30,000 krypton for you."
"."
Shi Huaiya leaned against the door with a leather whip and sarcastically said to Lao Chen and Xing Xiong.
"Oh, I didn't see it. You two are quite popular, especially you, Xing Xiong, and there are people who are willing to spend a lot of money on you. Do you want to commit yourself to it?"
Xing Xiong’s face turned red.
"Shi Huaiya, what are you talking about? Why are you promising yourself? The most important thing for me now is work. Hey, let's not talk about it anymore. I'm going downstairs to charge my battery car."
After saying that, Xingxiong ran out of the living room with his big shield in hand.
"Tch, you're still shy."
At this time, player Xiu San in the crowd shouted.
"Little tiger, I love you, I've got you full."
Shi Huaiya pulled out the whip in her hand, making a "snap, snap, snap" sound and said sternly.
"Ah? You can love me casually, I only love Longmen coins."
"There are Longmen coins. I have saved more than 1.5 million."
"Not enough, I can't even buy a piano."
"Oh, then I'll go back and save it slowly."
Shi Huaiya laughed with satisfaction.
"Ho ho ho, did you see that someone is willing to save millions of Longmen coins? Old Chen, you can't do it anymore. I am the most handsome boy in Longmen now."
"Crash!"
At this moment, the wall vibrated, a chainsaw broke through the wall, and the Rhode Island operators broke through the wall.
After shaking off the dust on his body, Huang said with some confusion.
"What are all these people doing?"
Wei Yanwu looked at the hole in the wall and sighed.
"Miss Huang, can you act more normally next time?"
"Ah haha, I'm sorry, I like to go off the beaten path. How much does this wall cost? I'll ask Amiya to compensate you later."
At this point, the players' emotions have stabilized a little, but when they think of the White Rabbit, everyone still looks sad.
Player Ziri poked Mr. Copywriter.
"Brother, can White Rabbit come back? She's not really dead, right? Will there be any reversal?"
The copywriter looked thoughtful.
"maybe."
There was a flash of cold light, and the saury was stuffed into his mouth again.
"Don't pretend, maybe it's bullshit. You said that because you were afraid of getting beaten."
"Uh-huh!"
Zijin, the player representative, walked up to the product manager.
"Manager, I want to know when Chapter 7 will be released?"
The product manager scratched his head in embarrassment.
"This. Our urine, you know, we are just a small company, this manpower"
The 200-pound giant star deer sat down on the ground, collapsed and cried.
"A future without the White Rabbit is not the future I want, eh eh eh!"
Infected by the cries of the Star Giant Deer, the players' calm mood became excited again.
"There is nothing we can do."
"We won't see Frost Star anymore."
"No!"
At this moment, a handsome boy holding a roasted sweet potato passed by. Xia Feng said in confusion while eating the roasted sweet potato.
"What are all these people doing, making a movie? There's no such thing as a black rabbit and a white rabbit. If it can eat carrots, it's a good rabbit."
A vigorous figure rushed out from the crowd, and this man grabbed Xia Feng's collar.
"Xia Feng, the extra chapter is almost over, and your boy finally appears."
Looking at this familiar face, Xia Feng was delighted.
"Zhang Yuan? Why are you here too?"
There were tears on Zhang Yuan's face.
"Bai Minzi is cold."
"What white rabbit?"
Before Xia Feng could react, Zhang Yuan grabbed Xia Feng's collar and shouted loudly to the players.
"Brothers, our white rabbit can be saved. This kid, this kid, can keep running around in the world of Terra. We asked him to find the white rabbit three years ago."
Xia Feng was confused.
"What's going on!"
After hearing Zhang Yuan's words, the players swarmed forward, and half of the roasted sweet potato in Xia Feng's hand fell to the ground and was trampled into sweet potato puree.
Player: Xia Feng, you must fulfill everyone’s wish and find the white rabbit.
Xia Feng: I don’t know White Rabbit. I’m very busy, and Turtle even called me home for dinner.
Player: Stop pretending. There are so many people in your shabby barbecue restaurant. One more person is not more, and one less person is not more.
Xia Feng: So what kind of creature is the white rabbit?
Player: Froststar, it's Froststar, her mother saved you, you ungrateful thing, if it weren't for Frostyue, you would have died in Mandel City, and you would have inherited the shitty black and white twins.
Xia Feng slapped his forehead.
"Damn, Frost Star will become cold after three years?"
"yes."
Xia Feng wiped a handful of sweet potato crumbs from his mouth.
"Don't worry, leave it to me. I will definitely find White Rabbit. If you have anything to explain, tell me and I will definitely find a way to convey it to you."
Players were immediately smiling.
"Me, me, me, help me touch Shuangxing's head."
"Me, help me buy her more delicious food, don't let Ifrit bully her."
"Don't forget the Yeti Team. Those guys are good people. Bring them back with you."
Xia Feng took out his ears.
"Any more?"
"And more and more and more."
"Please tell me more. This is a side story anyway. I won't remember it when I get back to the main story."
"Depend on!"
A bunch of middle fingers were pointed at Xia Feng.
Zhang Yuan looked at Xia Feng eagerly.
"Brother, you must not forget it. You don't know how sad and beautiful Shuangxing's smile was before he died. I beg you, go and change it. You can definitely change this ending three years ago."
Xia Feng raised his lips with a confident smile, and patted Zhang Yuan on the shoulder.
"Brother, it doesn't matter whether you forget or not. Even if I don't remember this extra chapter, I will definitely find Frost Star. I will never ignore Frost Star, because I am Fire Feather Xia Feng, give me some time."
Feeling Xia Feng's sincerity, Zhang Yuan nodded vigorously.
"Okay, I believe you."
After receiving Xia Feng's affirmative answer, the players finally dispersed happily. One of the players named Su Yi stuffed 20 yuan into Xia Feng and asked him to go back and buy a sucking jelly for Gui Gui.
Leaving rotten eggs and a saury on the ground, the living room of the Longmen Government Building finally became quiet.
Wei Yanwu looked at the last two players left and asked aloud.
"Everyone has left. Why don't you two leave? Is there anything else?"
The two players looked at Wei Yanwu.
"Master Wei, don't you ask what our names are?"
"What's your name?"
"My name is Sakurakoji Kaguya."
"My name is Yueying, I can sing, dance, rap, and play basketball."
Wei Yanwu looked puzzled.
"None of my business."
"Hey, there's nothing we can do. If you don't ask, we won't be able to show up. There are too many guest stars in this episode."
In the corridor outside the reception room, the player representative Zijin did not leave. He stood in the corridor alone, as if waiting for someone.
After a moment, a girl's voice came from behind him.
"Are you waiting for me?"
Zijin turned around and saw a Sakaz girl with red hair standing in front of him.
"red beans!"
"kindness."
Zijin mustered up his courage and said to Hongdou.
"Hongdou, you have to work hard. You will definitely become a great band guitarist. When the time comes, I will become your loyal fan and buy the first ticket for your concert!"
After hearing Zijin's words, Hongdou's eyes lit up.
"Thank you, I'll try my best."
Zi Jin stretched out his hand and touched Hong Dou's head awkwardly.
"come on!"
"Don't touch my head! I won't grow taller!"
In the corner of the living room, a man wearing a purple hoodie stretched his waist. This man had an Afu mask on his face.
"Hey, it's finally over."
Wei Yanwu walked next to this man.
"Why did you suddenly write an extra story?"
Fengfeng took out a lollipop and handed it to Wei Yanwu.
"Hey, Tangtang."
"Don't interrupt me."
"Oh, actually, I was cooking just now. I threw things into the pot and got bored, so I suddenly thought of making a side story with my friends."
"Just because of your sudden idea, I got a rotten egg?"
"Hey, it's a small problem. The big deal is that I will let you live a little longer in the future."
Wei Yanwu's expression changed.
"Damn, you still want to kill me? Old Chen, where is Old Chen? Catch this guy!"
Ah Fu's mask fell to the ground, and Feng Feng had already rushed out of the door before Sir Chen arrived.
Feng Feng, who was running away, shouted to Xia Feng when he passed by him.
"Don't forget, you must find the White Rabbit. You are my protagonist, you can definitely do it. I'll run away first, bye."
Hey, I wrote an impromptu, free chapter. No book friends were killed this time. Congratulations! Congratulations!
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