Apocalyptic God and Demon Record
Chapter 3550: Deadpool's method of crossing! 【Three shifts】
"How about it, really decided to leave? Don't tell them?"
Still on Easter Island, Huang Chang and the drunk Deadpool stood side by side. At the same time, the figure of the ancient wizard appeared out of thin air, smiled at Huang Chang and asked: "You just flicked them so hard, just Wouldn't it be too responsible for leaving without saying a word?"
Unlike others, Master Gu Yi knew very well in his heart that the words that Huang Chang and Professor X and others said about traveling through time and space and saving the world are all rhetoric of fools.
In fact, if Huang Chang and the Second Personality had not crossed into this world, then this world would not have suffered such a catastrophe, and he would have been severely pitted for a while. His injuries have not recovered yet, and he is still suffering from time. All kinds of backlash of power.
"If I really don't leave, you should be worried about you, the Supreme Mage."
Hearing Gu Yi's words, Huang Chang smiled and said, "And I'm not completely fooling them, at least I did save a lot of people, didn't I?"
"This is also..."
"Compared with the various futures in the past, this timeline today can be regarded as the best..."
Gu Yi did not deny that although Huang Chang fooled Professor X and the others miserably, he also saved many people and even completely changed the future.
Not only the shock wave, Howard Stark and others survived, even Domam was injured by Odin, unable to invade the earth in a short time, coupled with the soaring strength of Thor and Loki, and was The Dark Legion and Thanos, which are destroyed by the group, will face fewer threats and challenges for many superheroes on earth in the future.
More importantly, even though Huang Chang suddenly disappears without saying any greetings, as long as there is no evidence that Huang Chang is not present or dead, he will always be a threat to the enemies inside and outside the earth, making people afraid to act rashly. .
This is the best ending.
"Okay, it's time to go..."
Huang Chang smiled slightly, then turned his gaze to Deadpool's body, and said, "Help me find Yurou and them, and then take me over!"
However, the next moment, a speechless color appeared on Huang Chang's face.
At this moment, Deadpool is still drunk with saliva, with a silly smile on his face covered with lipstick: "Hey hey... another drink... Miss sister don’t go..."
"Little Wilson still wants to have an in-depth exchange with you... believe me, I'm okay..."
While talking, Deadpool went drunk to uncover his waistband. Obviously, this guy hadn't woken up yet, and he was still immersed in the dream of enjoying the colorful world with Howard Stark.
(—.—)
boom!
The next moment, accompanied by a gunshot and a large splash of brains, Deadpool, who was untying his belt, fell directly to the ground.
"Oh, my head..."
After a while, Deadpool stood up, clutching his head, and couldn't help complaining to Huang Chang, "Damn it, man, you will be stupid by you sooner or later if you fiddle with my head like this."
"Trust me, you can't be more stupid."
Huang Chang curled his lips and said, "Okay, stop talking nonsense, take me to find someone!"
"Look for it, but you tell me who you want to find first."
Deadpool rubbed his head, and then smiled meanly: "Let me guess, find your horse first, right, hehehe..."
"Ahem..."
Looking at the humble smile of Deadpool, Huang Chang coughed dryly and said, "Yurou is proficient in the laws of space and can use the power of space better than me. Only by finding him can I find other people faster, so..."
"No need to explain, I understand, hehehe..."
Deadpool smiled, then looked at it for himself, scratched his head, and finally looked at a public toilet in the distance, his eyes lit up: "Come on, follow me to the toilet..."
"What do you want to do?"
Seeing Deadpool's ill-intentioned smile, Huang Chang immediately showed a look of vigilance.
"Of course to go to the toilet...hehehe..."
Deadpool smiled gradually, but then looked at the muzzle of Huang Chang's raised muzzle, and immediately changed his words: "The things leading to the alien plane are very complicated. Tell you that you don't understand, just follow me."
"Relax, I promise to take you to the world of your horse, but it's not that easy to find him."
Speaking of this, Deadpool walked to the toilet carelessly, and Huang Chang could only helplessly follow behind him.
"Okay, here it is."
Walking to the door of the public toilet, Deadpool stopped and took a very shameful posture, saying: "Man, how about my poss, is there a superhero fan?"
"I just think it's a special sand sculpture. Is this also the preparation to be done before crossing?"
The corner of Huang Chang's eyes twitched slightly. If he is to be so ashamed of crossing, then he might have to find another way to cross.
"No, I just think that going to another world must have a cool debut."
"I can only determine the world I go to, but I cannot determine where I am in that world. Maybe it's eye-catching?"
Deadpool said enthusiastically: "This is the first operation of our X Agent team through..."
"Who followed you with Agent X?"
"I don't want the group to die, nor do I have the good luck of Domino."
Huang Chang looked disgusted: "And Agent X is obviously the suicide squad that copied the DC next door. They are also called Task Force X. They are much more famous than Agent X. There are a lot of independent movies."
"That's because they have Harley Quinn, I am embarrassed to break you, are you watching a movie, you are watching your thighs..."
"Also, Agent X is on the street. The second part is better..."
The dead man said angrily: "On our side, besides me, there are a group of sand sculptures. The only female Domino is an explosive head!"
"..."
Hearing what Deadpool said, Huang Chang was speechless for a while.
Are you qualified to talk about other people's sand sculptures?
"Stop, I don't think we need to talk nonsense between us, take me through immediately!"
The next moment, Huang Chang suddenly reacted, his face suddenly stiffened, and he raised the gun in his hand again: "Otherwise, I will definitely turn your little Wilson into a rubber tube that can only pee!"
He actually said so much nonsense to the sand sculpture in front of him, which means that he was also infected by this **** and started to sculpt the sand.
Otherwise, how could he argue with such a sand sculpture?
"Fine, start now!"
Deadpool was not afraid of death, but he was afraid that little Wilson would not be able to regain his glory, so he muttered twice in the next moment, then he rubbed his hands with excitement and said to Huang Chang: "Come, lend your space power I!"
"good!"
Huang Chang nodded, then took a deep breath, waved his right hand, and the bright blue light swept out and poured into Deadpool's body.
"Oh oh oh oh oh, hot stuff came in..."
"Ahhhhh, I'm almost full, I'm about to overflow, I'm about to be broken by playing..."
Being poured into the body by the huge spatial power, the dead man's eyes turned white and he uttered a shameful weird cry. At the same time, he stretched out his hand, grabbed the toilet door, and opened it.
Behind the door is a somewhat dirty toilet, which looks nothing unusual.
"That's it?"
Seeing that there was no unusual toilet behind the door, Huang Chang was stunned for a moment, but at the moment Deadpool walked into the toilet excitedly, hehe with a weird smile: "Come in with me, Uncle Wade will show you good things..."
"..."
Hearing the salty and wet smile of Deadpool, Huang Chang's eyes twitched slightly, suppressing the urge to blow this guy's head again, and followed him into the toilet.
Then, Deadpool closed the toilet door, and the cramped toilet room became more and more crowded.
"Awesome, trapped in a cramped toilet with a big guy, this plot is my favorite!"
"My dream has come true!"
Closing the door, Deadpool made a weird laugh again, but the next moment, he felt the cold barrel of the gun against the back of his head.
But the nature of death made Deadpool cried out again: "What is the hard thing behind my head, is it Xiao Huang Chang, please tell me it is!"
The answer is obviously no!
boom!
The next moment, the gun sounded, Deadpool's brain sprayed all over the floor, his body fell forward, and at the same time he smashed the door of the toilet.
Then, a scene beyond Huang Chang's expectations happened.
Outside the toilet door, at this moment, it is no longer a deserted Easter Island, but a bustling street.
They crossed?
How did this guy do it?
PS: Nothing in the afternoon, run the chapter of codewords in Internet cafes, okay!
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