Apocalypse Summoner

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On the TV station and on the Internet, Li Jiayu’s nationals all saw silly eyes through live broadcasts. Some people who were eating moon cakes and drinking tea directly sprayed the food inside their mouths and looked at them with their families. Staying, the tide is rising and falling in my heart. --./--./--

"How many years have you ever eaten a fairy..."

"She seems to be quite satisfied with the dishes on our planet..."

"It turns out that the appearance of the fairy is so aggressive and domineering. It seems that I have to change it in the future. I can’t eat it again..."

"There is a chance, we also invite the fairy to Chengdu, let her taste the Sichuan cuisine..."

"Hey, what is delicious in Cantonese cuisine, you should let the fairy fairy taste our Hunan cuisine..."

"No, no, it should be let her taste the full feast, that is the wisdom of the millennium cooking technology of the motherland..."

"Mom, that rabbit is so cute, I will use my ears to make chopsticks, and I can speak English and Japanese. Why are our rabbits so stupid? No matter what, I have to buy one... I can feed it every day. Chicken legs and pigs..."

"Dr.! That's really not the rabbit of the earth. There must be a folding space in the belly! I have been watching it all the time. It is a big slap in the palm of it. It is almost ten times bigger than its size. This is totally against The existing scientific basis, only the theory of folding space, can explain this!"

"Professor! The rabbit has at least the equivalent of a 12-year-old IQ! We need to fly to Hong Kong and interview the rabbit?"

"Wife. Did you see it? You have such a good appetite. You don't lose weight, learn to eat, eat and eat, maybe you can eat more like a fairy with a finger... ..."

"Dead ghost! I know that the fairy, the family will give birth to the child in a few days, you will be locked in her mind..."

Not only the people of the whole country, but even a lot of Internet radio stations in Japan, South Korea, Singapore, Europe, and the United States broadcast videos about Li Jiayu!

Although they are foreigners, the aesthetics differs slightly from that of China, but this does not prevent them from being shocked by Li Jiayu, shocked by the heavens, and bowed down to the charm of the fairy!

"Oh, I bought it. She is the fairy that the Chinese often say? How can it look so good, even more beautiful than the legendary Venus and Athena..."

"Your child, look at it! That is the Chinese fairy..."

"..."

"Ying, she is perfect. Isn't it? The female stars in our country seem to have been killed by her..."

"Ah, impossible, Sister Awa, the woman on the Chinese side should not be glamorous to this extent..."

"Songdo sauce, she is not an ordinary person... she is a fairy..."

"Xianren? What kind of environment is it that will give birth to such a perfect immortal. If she comes to our country to make a movie, then our pay will definitely drop by half..."

"Oh, God, are you kidding? Just came a Satan black dragon and immediately sent a beautiful angel to the world. Are you going to let her destroy the evil black dragon?"

The Vatican's Holy See was blasting the pot, the pope and a lot of bishops, and even a large group of devotees living on the island stood in front of the oversized screen, staring at the screen with a big mouth and gorging Li Jiayu. All the believers were deeply fascinated, and even shed hot tears. --

The veteran Vatican Pope fell to the ground directly, opened his hands and piously praised God with sorrow:

"God is finally coming to our world. Our piety has moved God, this world will usher in a new era of gods! Hallelujah!"

"Hallelujah!"

The devout pope and the believers have only seen God and angels in their dreams, but now. They actually saw an angel with gorgeous wings, looks and fell into the country. The excitement is naturally imaginable, and they don’t hesitate to dedicate all their lives to God. Look, the angel has finally come, which means that God exists, and the Bible is not created by the mystery!

"Like God!"

"The Pope, do we want to go to Hong Kong in China to meet the sacred angel..."

"No, angels have her mission, not that we can figure it out. Maybe when she cleans up the black dragon, she will return to heaven..."

"Oh, but Pope, she is not going to clean up the Black Dragon now, but in Hong Kong, China..."

"What do you know? Beautiful sacred angels are shining the glory of God to the East, and let the people of the East also enter the embrace of the Lord. The Lord will become their faith..."

"Oh, but Pope, isn't the holy angel supposed to speak classical English? Why can she speak fluent Mandarin..."

"...give me shut up! Don't question the omnipotent sacred angel. She is omniscient and omnipotent. Don't speak Mandarin, even Mars will say it!"

Originally, a solemn pope was asked by a believer under his hand to be angry and angry, and could not help but scream!

"Hey... Pope, the angels don't all have to eat? Why does she like Chinese food so much?"

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"The pope, the rabbit around her, is it a war pet in heaven?"

"..."

"The Pope, why the outline of the sacred angels will be like the Chinese, there is no such thing as our Caucasians, the only similar ones are white hair and blue eyes..."

"Oh..." The old pope indulged for a moment, frowned, and finally sighed and waved: "Prepare the plane and send someone to visit Hong Kong, China..."

This group of Vatican believers have always seen the world, and the winds and waves have experienced a lot. They should not be chaotic because of a small Li Jiayu.

However, no way, Li Jiayu is the goddess of light!

The sensation caused by the goddess of light to the Vatican Holy See. It is like a strong earthquake of twelve. Let their brains faint, and with their past experience and experience, they don’t know how to deal with this problem.

Even the pope with a little special function, at this time, the brain is short-circuited, while the heart is tumbling, while stumbling in the hall, paying homage to Li Jiayu on the screen...

China Hong Kong--

"Call... eat well..."

Li Jiayu dropped the chopsticks and sat comfortably in the chair, and wiped his hands with a large group of paper towels. She patted the belly with no flesh and a smile on her face. She was very satisfied with this sumptuous dinner, in her original world. Although there are delicious insects, but because of the lack of various spices, it is delicious, but there is always something missing. Anyway, it is not comparable to the dishes made by famous chefs.

In fact, this is Li Jiayu's illusion. Because she has too much physical strength and energy, she will be hungry and eat nothing.

"嫦娥仙子...hehe. Do you have any comment on Cantonese cuisine tonight?" The hotel owner quickly came forward and personally held a plate with some potions made of Chinese medicine, specially used to get rid of greasy hands. of.

Li Jiayu still licked the corner of his mouth and reached out to clean the plate. This smiled slightly:

"Very good, this is the most satisfying and comfortable dinner I have ever eaten in a few years..."

"Thank you for your praise!"

The hotel owner shook his face with fat, and he was so happy that he knew that with the praise of Li Jiayu, the name of Cantonese cuisine would be even louder. And this hotel has also done a heavyweight advertising, and there will definitely be a large group of people rushing to eat at this restaurant in the future...

The so-called eating mouth is short and the hand is soft, even if it is cold like ice and moody Li Jiayu, can not help but slightly converged some indifference, she looked at the messy table. Some smiled awkwardly, and she didn’t know that she could eat it.

one person. A rabbit, it is really exaggerated to eliminate half-table dishes. Li Jiayu suspects that there are several stomachs in his stomach...

"Moon Rabbit" hasn't eaten yet, and he still uses his ear to roll a spoon. He puts the tender and delicious lotus seeds into his mouth, and bites the peanuts and lotus seeds into a fragile sound. It is like a mouse eating soy beans. same!

Li Jiayu caught the body of the "moon rabbit" and lifted it up.

"Enough! You eat this food, pay attention to the image, others have not eaten yet!"

"Moon Rabbit" turned his head, the golden eyes of the eyes looked at Li Jiayu through the sunglasses, squirming the rabbit mouth:

"Master, you still say the image... your lady's image has long been corrupted!"

"Do not talk nonsense! Call you not to eat, don't eat!"

Seeing that Li Jiayu and the dark octopus had stopped the chopsticks, the group of stunned dignitaries next to it reacted. The senior official of Hong Kong’s third-in-command coughed again, sorted out the tie of the suit, and gathered it without any trace. Weng laughed:

"Hey fairy, isn't the moon rabbit eating radish and rice cake..."

Li Jiayu and the dark octopus turned their heads at the same time. Some of them looked at the senior official impatiently and said in unison:

"Who stipulates that the rabbit must eat radish rice cakes? Do you not eat other dishes besides eating rice? It is rare and rare!"

The senior official was stunned by Li Jiayu’s servant’s answer, but he smiled slightly:

"Oh, the fairy is really funny, humorous, and even your moon rabbit is just like you..."

The surrounding dignitaries and celebrities also laughed out loudly. They thought that the fairy scorpion was unattainable, but now she looks at her performance, but it is also very approachable. Although it has been smashed, it has added a bit of humanity. I feel that she is **** and fleshy, and she will not be able to feather the fairy at any time.

"Yu Xianzi, you are in the Heaven and Earth Palace... It is really bitter, very lonely?" A socialite came forward.

Li Jiayu remembered the loneliness of the previous life, silently, but the dark octopus rushed to help Li Jiayu:

"The owner is very empty and lonely on the moon, no one is accompanying her to relieve boredom..."

"哗"

Everyone was violently stunned, and each one tasted the phrase "very empty and very lonely." Short oil, that is clearly the widowed woman who is alone in the empty house. It is difficult for the fairy to leave her descendants to go wide. After the cold palace, is it really so empty and lonely?

"Is there not Wu Gang in the Guanghan Palace..."

The dark octopus rushed and said:

“Wu Gang resigned and went back to the old age nearly a hundred years ago!”

"Uh……"

For a time, everyone is a bit shameful, and Nima’s immortals also need to be old-age? Are immortals not all immortal?

Not many people are willing to believe in the dark octopus, they are not fools.

The only explanation... It should be that the fairy is not willing to reveal too many secrets of the Heavenly Palace, so let the "moon rabbit" play with a half-open joke?

"That, the legendary heavenly peach banquet... The Queen Mother did not ask the fairy to taste it?" Another celebrity came forward.

Li Jiayu was silent, and the dark octopus suddenly felt that it could not be arbitrarily edited. Otherwise, it would be difficult to ensure that they would misunderstand Li Jiayu as a fairy.

The dark octopus is especially enjoying the feeling that Li Jiayu was misunderstood by others, so it hopes that this misunderstanding will continue.

"Well, this is the case... you guessed it." The dark octopus learned the tone of Xie Wenyuan, and there was a "nothing to reveal" expression on his face, but it seemed quite pretentious, and he was forced to push it.

"Hello fairy, I am a special correspondent of the wireless station. I want to take the liberty to interrupt you. What is the main reason for you to go down from the Guanghan Palace? Is it to benefit the people, to revitalize the motherland, or to represent the heavens? Will, many gods, to establish friendly relations with our human beings? Or... You really, as they say, are hit by the captain of the canopy..." A **** reporter dressed in office clothes I got in front of Li Jiayu and handed out a microphone and asked with expectation.

Li Jiayu stayed and said slowly:

"I am traveling down..."

"But why are you covered with injuries, and you are still in a coma... Can you satisfy our curiosity a little? If we can help, the special police force will provide you with all-round assistance..." Female reporter half-open The joke said, in fact, everyone present knows that the special police force can catch the prisoners, but basically it is impossible to help the immortals.

"Oh... I was in the middle of the moment, I encountered a black dragon halfway, and after fighting it for hundreds of rounds, I lost both sides. I finally landed here with you..." Li Jiayu hesitated, half-truth Said.

"What? Fairy, what are you talking about?"

The power of the audience has paid attention and focus on Li Jiayu. On the contrary, it is a well-informed reporter. It was known for the first time that most of the naval bases in North America were bombarded, and the culprit was a mighty domineering pole. Black dragon!

God!

It turns out that the fairy is associated with the black dragon! (The support of this site.com is my biggest motivation.)

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