Apocalypse Summoner

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"Yeah, here is the world of octopus... Only this beautiful world can raise a pure silk like octopus..."

The dark octopus cracked open and smiled triumphantly, just as the foreign friends desperately promoted the power of the motherland, screaming and waving the tentacle:

"Master, welcome you to this world, there are no corpses and no bugs, and there will be no dragons. Relatively speaking, it is very safe and special fun. Now you are with the octopus, the octopus is happy. We have to travel together and play all the places of interest in the country, the Great Wall, Hangzhou West Lake, Suzhou Garden, Guilin Landscape, Jiuzhaigou, Hainan scenery... Oh, and Hawaii, Maldives, Las Vegas, Venice... The octopus wants to see how the owner looks like wearing a swimsuit. No, the octopus can't wait, we will be in Hong Kong for a hot spring..."

"Dead octopus, do you have to make me angry!"

The octopus has not finished yet. Li Jiayu, who couldn’t bear it, grabbed the corners of the dark octopus with both hands. Like pulling rubber, the dark octopus was pulled from an apple-like body into a cucumber-like figure.

"Oh, master, you are light, octopus is afraid of pain..."

"Can you be serious? I said... I am a man!" Li Jiayu gnashed her teeth. Suddenly, she remembered a crucial question.

By the way, the octopus is an incredible creature. Although the brain is stupid, it always seems to know some strange knowledge. I don’t know if it knows the changes in me...

"Octopus. I... can I change back? It’s going back to the man..."

"No. Master, you must be a goddess in this life, or else my little silk octopus will be successful against it..." The dark octopus said very seriously.

Li Jiayu’s heart was cold, and her eyes looked solemnly:

"Really not? Why not?"

"Because the owner is the goddess of light..."

"Light your head! Give me the truth!"

"Master, you accept the facts, you really can't come back..." The red octopus's eyes have a red heart shape, and the tip of the tentacle rubs against Li Jiayu's palm, snoring: "It's not better to not go back. Master, you can be your goddess of light and enchanting all beings... The octopus also likes the way the owner is now, hahahaha..."

Speaking of the last squid, the unique signature and wretched laughter was issued.

"Let's talk less! Do you really treat me as a fool? I have been cheated for so many times, and I have already developed resistance..." Li Jiayu caught the tentacles of the dark octopus, put it in the air, and then It is drawn to yourself. Pi Xiao meat does not laugh:

"When you lie... the nostrils will twitch, and there will be red smoke coming out, and the wretched expression on your face will be more obvious... When you lie, it’s just like a thief, if I’m you again Deceive, I am a hundred times more stupid than the big brainless red Xia!"

It’s not easy. Li Jiayu finally got a little smarter. I didn’t know how many times I was pitted by the dark octopus. The most excessive one was that the dark octopus was watching the night outside, and I also put Liu Yinsha into Li Jiayu. s room. Li Jiayu was almost raped by Liu Yinsha...

"Ah? Is there? The octopus rarely lie..." The dark octopus put on an innocent expression, squinting, as if the **** angel Fang Fang was innocent, but it would only look more like it. Wretched, even more cumbersome than the estrus boar!

"Less nonsense! Never tell me the truth, I will give you a blast!"

Li Jiayu is serious this time. Although her hometown knows that she is very happy, Li Jiayu is now extremely insecure, just like a barrel. What's more, the octopus, the bastard, knows the truth, but dares to hang her, deceiving her to never return, it is more uncomfortable than killing her!

Seeing the real killing of Li Jiayu's face, the dark octopus was a quick trip. It has been with Li Jiayu for so long, and naturally knows how violent Li Jiayu is. If you hit the game, you will kill it. It will be unambiguous. Once you touch her bottom line, the consequences will be very bad...

"Oh...hehe, master, can you put me down first? Always hang the octopus in the air and it’s hard to accept..." The octopus accompanied the smile.

"You said I will let you go again! I asked, did you answer, did you understand?" Li Jiayu’s face was in front of the dark octopus, his eyes narrowed and he said coldly, and there seemed to be countless sharp. The ice cone flew out with a breath.

"understood!"

"Why would I become a goddess of light..."

"This, the octopus does not know, the octopus only knows that the master will become the goddess of light, and is still the first beauty in the world..."

"...Whether, this question is too much to test your IQ. You can't know the conspiracy of the goddess of light and the Pope's drums..." Li Jiayu sighed helplessly and continued to ask: "When can I get from the light?" Freed from the state of the goddess..."

"Twenty-four years!" The dark octopus is not thinking, compared to twenty-four tentacles, the expression on the face is quite excited, the nose is twitching, and the nostrils are squirting.

"..."

Li Jiayu squinted her eyes and stared at the dark octopus. She did not say a word. From the octopus's nose, she knew that the guy was lying again. ,

"Oh... ten years!"

"Oh, one year..."

"Master, I am telling the truth... at least one month..."

Under the gaze of Li Jiayu, the dark octopus felt a lot of pressure and changed his mouth. At the end, there was no way to do so.

"Well, in fact, the master will only change the night of the full moon. After the full moon night, the master will immediately change back..."

When I heard the dark octopus, Li Jiayu was shocked, and there was a lot of unspeakable gratification in my heart. The degree of surprise and inexplicable was much higher than that of the small flower that picked the sage, which is no less than the promotion legend!

really. Destiny is just a joke with me. I didn’t want to give me a break...

"That is, after this evening, probably until six or seven o'clock tomorrow morning, I will be back?"

"Yes... as long as the owner thinks, you can change back..."

"Call... that would be great, I really have to do this for the rest of my life, almost let me give the collapse..." Li Jiayu does not want to have the goddess, she just wants to restore the man, even if it is a false mother, it does not matter. Well, as long as there are little brothers, ☆ at least it can be bright and straight with the sables, Xiao Xiqing, and the platycodon, giving them sexual blessings. If you can't combine with the people you love, it's a pity.

Li Jiayu’s heart is ups and downs. There is a feeling of a village with a dark flower and a village. I used to complain about the self-respecting yin, and I was misunderstood. I can’t wait to make a few scars on my face to disfig... Now, Li Jiayu has become a goddess of light, and she knows the former pseudonym. Nie is already very valuable, it is a thousand times ten thousand times stronger than the real mother, isn’t it?

But then again, Li Jiayu still has a small regret in his heart, before the dragons fought. She gave the flower fruit to the bellflower, and the bellflower also promised to share the dragon with her, and ate the forbidden fruit. But now, hey, let alone push her down, even seeing her can't do it.

Thinking of this, Li Jiayu forcibly suppressed his excitement and once again asked urgently:

"Octopus, can I still return to the city? Go back to my world?"

"Yes... very simple..." The dark octopus smiled triumphantly.

"That will let me go now!"

"No, you can't do it... The master thinks too simple. You must have the right time and the right person. If the octopus returns to its heyday, you can open the space by special means... but now you see it, the octopus has changed back to childhood. The amount of period v is lost..."

"Speak the key!" Li Jiayu is impatient.

"The octopus has been scrapped, so I can't help it. The only way now is to wait for half a month and the moon disappears completely, so that you can return to the original world of the owner..."

"Wait for half a month?" Li Jiayu's face was pale and slightly. The time in half a month was too long. She couldn't imagine that she would not be able to sit in the town, would she be in greater danger, half a month. When the city fell, did her relatives and lovers die on the battlefield?

To take a step back, the world is also very dangerous. The ghosts know that those who are guilty of the ruthless will not arrest Li Jiayu and imprison her. After all, the longer she is in this world, the more dangerous it will be!

"Yeah, it will take half a month. If you come to the master, you should relax, relax yourself, adjust your mindset, and take a octopus on vacation. Play for half a month. This world has a lot of fun. Local 咧..."

"Less nonsense! I am now being a singer by the group of idiots, all staring at me like a fire of the eyes. Obviously, I am not well-behaved. I have nothing to do with you. If something goes wrong, it will be very passive. of!"

"Not afraid! Master, octopus will protect you..."

"Just by you? I can smash you out with one foot. I really want to confront the enemy. You can use a fart." Li Jiayu shook his head and suddenly remembered something. His eyes looked strange. The dark octopus said: "Hey, what kind of world is there here? There is no magic, but why is this magical creature born?"

The dark octopus came to the spirit at once, and the golden eyes lit up like a small light bulb:

"Hah, master, this time you are asking for ideas... The world with you is actually the earth, but it belongs to the parallel space. From the Tang Dynasty, history has turned, your world.

The Tang Dynasty of the world continued for thousands of years, but the Tang Dynasty of this world did not even reach three hundred years. After its demise, it fell into the period of division of the Five Dynasties and Ten States, followed by the Song Dynasty, the Yuan Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty, the Qing Dynasty, and the Republic of China. ......"

Li Jiayu wrinkled his eyebrows and said:

"Parallel space?"

"Yes, that is to say... this world and your world are actually similar, that is, the development track is different. For example, Hong Kong is called Xiangjiang in your world, Guangzhou is called Yangcheng in your world, Shanghai is Your world is called the magic capital, the British is called England in your world, the United States is called the American League in your world, and Japan is called Dongpu in your world..."

I saw Li Jiayu immersed in contemplation. The dark octopus narrowed his eyes. Blame:

"Master, the history and political situation of this world is completely different from that in your world. The East is the affiliate of the Heavenly Kingdom for more than a thousand years, but the Japanese in this world almost destroyed the Chinese nation. Nowadays, In a semi-hostile state, the relationship is very tense... Moreover, the hegemon of this world is the United States, and the military and scientific forces and financial resources are so strong that it is enough to reach the upper half of the world..."

Li Jiayu stunned, and some incredibly watching the words of the dark octopus ♀ guy really surprised her. After all, in her world, the Chinese nation is the most powerful, occupying half of Asia. The vast territory, but the Chinese nation of this world, seems to be not very good.

"Master, you don't have to care too much. Anyway, your temper will not be too much to intervene in the pattern of the world... We just need to regard this as a resort for leisure and holiday, oh, every future moon. In the night, call the other mothers to the world and let them have fun..."

"Can they come too?"

"Yeah, when the octopus is promoted to the quasi-legendary. You can bring them over. After all, this is the hometown of the octopus, but the octopus will take a long time to be promoted to the quasi-saga... oh, no, if the master you Give your underwear to the octopus..."

"Snapped"

"You are looking for death!"

The dark octopus hasn't finished yet. Li Jiayu's face flashed a hint of killing. He directly dropped the dark octopus on the ground, stepped on his head and stepped it flat, like a pancake.

The owner of this **** egg yolk wants to stick to the cheap, but also has a strong mouth and flower, Li Jiayu's patience is limited!

"Master, I know it wrong... I don't dare to swear again..."

"The next time, you don't have to be with me. How far is it to go to me!" Li Jiayu raised her foot indignantly and pinched the dark octopus with a finger.

"Yes...is..." The octopus struggled pitifully and swelled for a while, and once again restored the original, and did not even leave the injury.

"Octopus, what kind of creature are you in the end? Why do you have an undead body?" Li Jiayu could not help but ask.

The dark octopus was so excited that he raised his head with a little pride and put on an exaggerated expression, proudly:

"Hah, the octopus is ** silk! To put it bluntly, it is the collection of many sorrowful resentments in the world. The character of ** silk has many hard injuries. They are very firewood, they are afraid of anything, and they dare not do anything. They are vain and pretentiously high; they are shy but self-satisfied; they are self-deprecating but self-righteous; they are at the bottom of society, they have to work hard to move bricks and squats, often bullied by foreman, or play at home every day. A whole day of game, mixed eating and waiting to die, destined to be lonely for a lifetime, can only humble the photo of the goddess, and finally did not even qualify for the wedding..."

The dark octopus screamed and said a lot, Li Jiayu did not understand, and finally seemed to understand the point and nodded:

"It turned out to be ** silk? But why are you so proud..."

"Because ** silk finally has the opportunity to counterattack, every ** silk will have the day to become a rich and handsome, this ** silk firmly believes..." The dark octopus's eyes are shining with water, the eyes seem to have Xiang In the fall, it looked at Li Jiayu with some excitement, said intoxicated:

"Master, you see, this ** silk is not a counterattack success? I am not in the arms of the goddess now? And the octopus is still the most successful silk, because the goddess guarded by the octopus is the most perfect Bright goddess, hehe..."

"..."

Li Jiayu frowned, completely confused, and did not understand what the octopus said. What is the meaning of the "counterattack" goddess?

There is really no way, Li Jiayu and the dark octopus have too much difference in values ​​and ideas, so she will never understand the mood of the dark octopus.

However, there is a point that Li Jiayu is sure that the dark octopus is not a purely natural creature, but a combination of spiritual beliefs, just like the gods in the fantasy world, born from nothingness because of the admiration and faith of the world. Come out, and the octopus is the spiritual crystallization of many ** silks.

No wonder, it’s no wonder that this octopus guy is so bizarre, obviously has a tentacles of pedigree, but never humiliated a woman, it turns out that ** silk has always been colorless, not dare to confess to the object of the confession Ah, yes, ** silk has always been a virgin for a lifetime...

"No wonder you like to eat girls underwear underwear..." Li Jiayu shook his head, ** Where do you dare to go to find a woman with a knife? Under the condition of the ** silk can only be used as a underwear thief, will be in the female dormitory The underwear that was stolen back in my hand was in the hands of some extremely horrible things.

"Master, you can understand the feeling of the octopus, the octopus is so touched, hehe...you should give me an octopus, give me a taste..."

"Snapped"

Another muffled sound, the dark octopus was once again turned into a pancake.

Just as Li Jiayu and the dark octopus were noisy, the door knocked out again, and the voice of the little nurse came in:

"嫦娥仙子,嫦娥仙子... Have you changed your clothes inside... There are many people outside who want to meet you, we can’t stand the pressure...”

It’s true that the fairy priests have lived in Hong Kong hospitals. This news is too heavy. It has already set off a fierce wind in Hong Kong, causing countless Hong Kong celebrities to see the fairy tales for the first time. It’s a bit of a scent, so that the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15 will be more rounded.

"...OK, I will go out." (To be continued., (shuhaige.) vote for the recommended ticket, monthly ticket,,.

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