Ancestor, Watch Over Me

Chapter 35 The Brain Circuit Eating Fingernails Is Really Clear

In the coffin, Liu Fan lay dead.

very lonely!

None of the women who were willing to be buried with him thousands of years ago kept their promises!

Women are really big pigs!

Turning his gaze, outside the coffin, Liu Erquan was still crying about the woman.

Liu Fan was disappointed!

If a man really loves a woman, he must be strong. The love in his mouth is worthless.

Only houses, cars and tickets can make women feel the sincerity of your love.

Liu Erquan, the genius of the Liu family many years ago.

Back then, Liu Erquan was traumatized by the dystocia of the snotty baby Liu Xiaoxiao's mother. Since then, his martial arts has not progressed, his potential has disappeared, and he is not among the potential people in the normal distribution statistics.

Now, with Liu Fan's help, Liu Erquan broke through the bottleneck, stepped into the realm of the Great Martial Sect, and activated his genius potential.

In the bottom of his heart, there is still love for Snot Baby's mother. The fetters of this emotion have hindered his road to martial arts.

Liu Fan pondered.

Liu Erquan, you've been in love for too long!

He lacked a kind of hypocrisy like those women in the Red Mansion who claimed to be entertainers but not their bodies, with a honeyed tongue and a sword in their belly, sweetness in their mouth, and a sharp knife in their heart!

Thinking of this, Liu Fan's eyes lit up.

The love of the ancestors - the mantra of the Buddha's mouth and snake, go!

Those who have been cursed must have a mouth like a Buddha, able to deceive people around, but have a heart like a snake and a scorpion, ruthless and ruthless, family interests come first, and feelings come second.

Especially the Liu family stall needs such people.

Liu Erquan is worth having!

The moment the incantation came to him, Liu Erquan was jolted up, his brain seemed to have been electrified, and he suddenly became sober.

There is a feeling of evening drums and morning bells!

Or the experience of enlightenment!

He looked in a daze, remembering that he was immersed in the little girl in the past, but ignored Liu Xiaoxiao and the Liu family, and couldn't help but feel very guilty.

Little mother, she has been dead for many years, I should let it go!

Since I'm young, I need someone to take care of me. I have to marry another woman to continue my life. I can't hang myself on a tree!

Liu Erquan muttered to himself, his eyes brightened.

He raised his head and looked at Liu Fan's memorial tablet with an excited expression: Old Ancestor, this must be your old man who manifested in the sky!

Incense.

burnt paper.

kowtow!

Contribution value +1000!

Liu Fan is satisfied in his heart, the Buddha Mouth Snake Heart Mantra has begun to show results, and the future can be expected.

Outside the ancestral hall.

Liu Tao, Liu Dahai, and several other elders waited quietly.

Liu Erquan's condition was very bad, and they were all worried.

At this time, the door of the ancestral hall opened.

Liu Erquan came out, reeking of alcohol, but with clear eyes.

Patriarch, can you help me talk about marriage? I want to find a stepmother for Xiaoxiao!

oh?!

Liu Tao's eyes lit up, then he nodded with a smile.

Liu Erquan's state is excellent!

Everyone else let out a long breath.

Liu Erhai glanced at Liu Erquan, then looked at Liu Tao, and suddenly said: The Liu family is still too small. Many people are in their 30s and are still single!

In the past, we were poor and had no money, but now we rule the chaotic black streets, and the money is overflowing. I think the members of the Liu family also need to give a gift!

If you don't have a daughter-in-law, marry a daughter-in-law. If you don't have a concubine, take a concubine! Then encourage everyone to have more children. After a few years, our Liu family will be considered a veritable big family!

After Liu Erhai finished speaking in one breath, he found that everyone was staring at him blankly.

What's wrong? Isn't it right?!

Liu Erhai ate the fingernails in his mouth, and asked in a panic.

No problem, what the Second Elder said is so right! Liu Tao admired, he really underestimated Liu Erhai before, the brain circuit created by eating fingernails is really very strange.

It is also in line with the current development status of the Liu family.

Liu Dahai, Liu Sanhai, Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai all nodded in agreement, with longing in their eyes.

Ever since they made great progress in martial arts and broke through to the Martial Ancestor Realm, their bodies have become younger and their body parts have greatly increased in vitality. Seeing beautiful women these days, they always feel that they can't sleep in the middle of the night, causing them to run to the red building several times in private .

Now, standing at the gate of the ancestral hall, in front of the coffin of the ancestors, Liu Erquan put forward this suggestion, which hit their hands!

A group of old men were secretly happy.

In the coffin of the ancestral hall, Liu Fan sighed with emotion, and his eyes fell on Liu Erhai, feeling a sense of surprise.

This descendant was very disrespectful to him, and he was perfunctory when worshiping him. He seemed to have no opinion, and always followed Liu Dahai to eat his fingernails.

But today, his suggestion can be described as a blockbuster.

It hits on the core population problem of the Liu family!

It also hit the value of filial piety that his ancestor cared most about!

Only when the Liu family's population is prosperous, can he receive more tribute.

Could it be that eating too much fingernails has really supplemented calcium and made you smarter?!

After thinking about it, Liu Fan decided to reward Liu Erhai.

The love of the ancestors - the curse of the old man under the moon! Go!

The old man under the moon, commonly known as the old man, is a matchmaker. He likes to help people tie the knot and hold the red thread. He is a messenger of ambiguity!

Don't you see, those old men and matchmakers are such a headache. When you meet people, you ask how old your baby is, and have you ever gotten married this year? !

...

The moment the spell came to him.

At the entrance of the ancestral hall, Liu Erhai, who was eating his fingernails, trembled, and the nails slipped from the corner of his mouth, but he didn't know it at all.

He looked up at the sky and found that the sky was very blue with long white clouds!

On the tree, two sparrows were touching their mouths, chirping, very affectionate.

He looked sideways at the patriarch, at Liu Dahai, at Liu Erquan, and at the others, and found that although everyone looked calm, their brows were full of loneliness, with a rotten air of being single for a long time.

He took a deep breath and felt he had to do something.

Patriarch, leave it to me to reproduce the population for the family!

Liu Erhai said, patted his chest and said: I promise, within one month, the clansmen without wives will marry wives, and the clansmen without concubines will have concubines, and after a year, the number of members of the Liu family will be doubled. fan!

After finishing speaking, Liu Tao was surprised and unmoved.

He snorted, strode into the ancestral hall, and took out paper and pen.

In front of our ancestors, I, Liu Erhai, issue a military order!

After all, he wrote a letter of guarantee in a few strokes, and stated at the end that if he could not complete the task, he would resign from his position as an elder and go to raise pigs with Liu Daquan.

Liu Daquan is Liu Erquan's elder brother. He is poor in martial arts, but he is very good at raising pigs. The meat he raises is fat but not greasy, and he is well-known in the chaotic black world.

Inside the coffin, Liu Fan was very satisfied.

With the addition of old man Yuexia's spells, Liu Erhai, who had always been timid and lacking in assertiveness, also began to contribute to the family, and became brave enough to take responsibility.

All around, Liu Tao and Liu Dahai looked at Liu Erhai strangely, looked up and down, and felt that the Liu Erhai in front of them was not the Liu Erhai they knew.

Second Elder, you have changed! Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai said bluntly, with serious faces.

Hehehe, is that right?! Liu Erhai smiled innocently, took a bite of his fingernail, and it was crispy.

Seeing this, Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai laughed, You are still the second elder we know, you haven't changed!

Next to them, Liu Tao, Liu Dahai and Liu Erquan also let out a long breath and felt relieved.

Liu Erhai in this state is normal.

Liu Erhai just now was a bit scary!

However, since the Second Elder wants to benefit the people of the tribe and become a moon elder, then I will leave this matter to the Second Elder!

Liu Tao said, Everyone will fully cooperate with the second elder. We must double the number of people in the Liu family by this time next year, and the snot-nosed children will run everywhere!