An Unscientific Marvel Scientist
Chapter 1: Kraft Lee
"Tingjingjingjingjingjingjingling!!"
The harsh alarm clock rang frantically, breaking the tranquility of the early morning.
In a slightly messy room, a little rough hand stretched out from the bed, skillfully grasped the alarm clock by the bedside, and cut off its bell.
"Click."
As the alarm clock was cut off, a monkey at the bedside playing an idol was pulled by something, and fell straight back, knocking the back of his head accurately on an inconspicuous button behind it.
There was a soft sound of mechanical transmission immediately, and the board of the bed where the owner of the little hand was sitting collapsed, and Kraft Lee, who was still in a hazy state, fell without any suspense.
Then…
"what--!!!"
Screams that were harsher than the previous alarm clock continued to sound, and Kraft, who was shocked, covered his ears and suddenly sat up from a pile of screaming chickens.
...
Kraft rubbed his chicken coop head and staggered down the stairs. At this time, his mind was still buzzing. Coupled with the low blood sugar caused by the early morning, he was afraid that it would be impossible for a while. Recovered.
Faintly, relying on the habits of the past, Kraft took a drunken pace and walked to the table and sat down, staring at the table in a daze, and yawning from time to time.
Until Kraft’s adoptive father, Mr. Li, put breakfast in front of him, he was shocked and returned from a wandering in heaven.
"It seems that the new way of getting up you prepared for yourself works well." Mr. Li took out two bottles of milk from the refrigerator, put one of them in front of Kraft, and added: "It's just a bit noisy, I I was shocked downstairs."
"It's bread and milk again..."
Craft ignored the topic of his adoptive father, but picked up a baguette, took a bite, and complained vaguely.
"We are of Chinese descent, even if we don't have preserved eggs, lean meat porridge and pancakes, at least we have to eat buns and soy milk!"
"I'm sorry, Kraft, I don't know how to do those things."
Mr. Li smiled and sat opposite Kraft, and also picked up a baguette.
"So you should hurry up and find me a mother," Kraft urged him, waving his pitted baguette: "It must be a Chinese lady who can cook."
"You urge me to get married all the time, just to find yourself a cook?"
Mr. Li's face was dark, and the baguette in his hand instantly disappeared.
"That... isn't there a saying that says so..." Kraft shrank his head and argued stiffly: "Well... if you have milk, you are a mother? That's right! That's it!"
"Hey...this sentence is not used like that..."
Mr. Li sighed helplessly, his words were exhausted.
"Oh, that's what it means." Kraft waved his hand grinningly, "Just understand the spirit."
"If you really want to eat steamed buns fritters, I can help you order food at Fumanlou."
Although Kraft is only his own adopted son, the friendship between the two of them is not only as simple as the adopter and being adopted, so Mr. Li treats Kraft and his biological son no differently.
"Forget it," Kraft refused decisively. "The price of Fat Liao's shop is too dark to afford it."
"You can still afford it," Mr. Li showed a gratified smile on his face. "I can be considered a rich man anyway, so I don't need to save as much as before, and can't you also make money yourself? If you are greedy, go to Fumanlou to have a good meal."
"Fine It's not enough. As for Martin, your money should be kept to help those people in FEAST."
After eating breakfast quickly, Kraft picked up the schoolbag set aside and walked quickly to the door.
"I'm going to school first."
completely ignored Martin Lee's roar behind him.
"Hey! You haven't washed it yet!"
"Washing your face and brushing your teeth is troublesome..."
Kraft, who walked out of the house, took out the gum from his pocket, threw it into his mouth and chewed it, then rubbed it on his face and hair indiscriminately with his hands, and it was done.
At this time, the school bus used to pick up students also appeared on the corner of the street.
"Well, the time is just right."
Kraft checked the time on his watch and nodded in satisfaction.
"My screaming chicken battle is a big success~~~ It's just a bit too shocking..."
Thinking of the terrible experience that he had just struggled to get up from a group of screaming chickens, Kraft couldn't help but shiver.
"Sure enough, I still need to optimize it further."
"Hey! Kraft! This way!"
When he boarded the school bus, an acquaintance greeted him immediately. The person who called him was also a yellow-skinned Chinese. It was the young master of Fumanlou mentioned earlier, that is, Fatty Liao in Kraft's mouth.
"Good morning, David."
Kraft said hello to the other classmates, while walking to the side of David Liao and sitting down.
"You were actually waiting for the school bus in advance today, so was the screaming chicken battle successful?"
Fatty Liao with a smile on his face asked impatiently before Kraft could sit still.
"Success is success... but the trauma is a bit big... it needs to be improved."
There was an expression of indescribable expression on Kraft's face.
"Oh...it's a pity, I still want to help you sell this wake-up system to Phyllis and the others."
Fatty Liao said with regret.
"Come on," Kraft gave him a blank look, "I told you that I had to go to their house to modify this thing. It is very troublesome and has no value at all."
After a pause, Kraft tilted his eyes to look at Fatty Liao, and asked: "Your son Liao is short of money again? Actually you can see me like this... There seems to be no new game recently, right? Manga Magazine 3 It was only sold a few days ago...what new treasure did you fancy?"
Hearing Kraft’s inquiry, Fatty Liao, who was originally smiling, changed his expression in an instant, and complained to him with a look of grief: "It's not my mother! I did a good job cleaning up, and they found all my treasures! Under my arguments, my parents agreed that I would redeem all those treasures at the original price!"
The collection of Fat Liao’s mouth is actually the **** of a well-known magazine, but Fatty Liao has a very picky vision, and the cover girl who doesn’t suit his appetite will never collect it.
But Uncle Liao and Aunt Liao were actually willing to let him redeem those magazines...
really deserves to be a black shop! Even the children of my own family will not let it go!
"Deserve it!"
Not long after the fourteenth birthday, Kraft, whose interest has not yet transferred to the girl, still can’t understand Fatty Liao’s pursuit.
A woman who can't cook is not as useful as a hex wrench!
"Then you don't have any new inventions recently?"
Fatty Liao hugged Kraft tearfully and did not let go.
"It's really impossible. You can make more brain-crash artifacts and locks. I will sell them in other middle schools!"
"do not want!"
Kraft decisively refused. He used to make brain collapse artifacts and locks in order to raise funds.
"Don't be like this... I can't live without my treasure!"
Fatty Liao grabbed Kraft's waist and started wailing.
"Don't worry, David, when you are about to die, I can give you a look at my collection and renew your life, how about? Is it a friend?"
An African student who has the same hobbies as Fatty Liao joked gleefully with their black machine gun.
"roll!"
Fatty Liao gestured a **** to the damaging friend, and then sternly said: "The big **** brunettes in your collection can't be appreciated by labor and capital!"
"Hey! David! I forbid you to insult my goddess!"
Then the two old critics of different skin tones had a controversy over their respective aesthetic standards.
But soon, Fatty Liao was killed by the black brother's sentence "What's the use of you saying so much, anyway, your treasures have been confiscated".
Only then did he remember his original purpose, and once again he held Kraft's waist and began to cry miserably.
Kraft was really impatient by Fat Liao, and said to him: "The brain collapse artifact and the mechanism lock are definitely gone, but I have a new idea recently. Waiting for the equipment I ordered in a few days, we Just start work, and when the time comes, we will post the video on the Internet to see how the response is. UU Reading www.uukánshu.com"
"It's up to you, brother!"
Fatty Liao patted Kraft on the back fiercely, and Kraft rolled his eyes back and didn't bother to care about him.
But the other students got excited at this time, and they leaned over to ask.
"Craft, do you have another invention?"
"Can you tell me what kind of invention it is?"
"Don't be too expensive, the price of the toilet robot you invented last time is too high, I can't afford it at all."
"That thing was not originally sold to us, okay, it was sold to customers of Qiaoshou Channel. I heard that many people bought it."
"It's nice to have money..."
"Yeah yeah…"
The Vantas Middle School where Kraft is located is not a prestigious school. Most of the students in it are in general family conditions, and the rest are children of other ethnicities like Kraft and Fatty Liao, because the board of directors of this middle school Most of them are made up of Asians, so many Asians in New York are also willing to send their children to this school.
Although the United States chants slogans such as human rights equality all day long, they are actually bullshit. Non-white people are treated differently in this country.
When he escaped from the Maggia Gang with Martin Lee, Kraft encountered the ugly faces of those people, so Martin Lee established the FEAST homeless shelter to help the poor after making money. Kraft once suggested not to accept whites, but Martin refused.
It's a pity that I still don't have the ability to make those magical props.
Recalling the tragic experience back then, Kraft secretly gritted his teeth to the culprit Magia Gang.
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