American TV series World Rescue

California.

Pasadena.

"I am a good man, I am Zeng Xiaoxian~"

After the show at the bar downstairs of TBBT, he learned that Love Apartment was slapped to the United States due to the Butterfly Effect and turned into an American drama version of Love Apartment or returned to its original appearance. When Owen drove Hu Yifei back, he turned on the radio and searched for it. Unexpectedly, I heard a familiar voice.

"You actually listen to Zeng Xiaoxian's program?"

Hu Yifei in the passenger seat turned her head and looked at Owen with a strange look.

"What? Do you listen too?"

Owen pretended not to know.

"how come!"

Hu Yifei flatly denied it, and then looked at Owen with pity: "If he knew that his show was not only listened to, but also a... fan like you, then he would definitely be crazy with joy... But are you okay?"

"Um?"

Owen smiled and said, "What can I do?"

"There must be something wrong with you!"

Hu Yifei said to herself: "Normal people will never listen to his program. Before my aunt got sick, she was crazy about listening to this program. What happened? My aunt has been going to Narnia for more than ten years!"

"Your aunt had this show at that time?"

Owen couldn't help but laugh: "I hear Zeng Xiaoxian's voice is very young!"

"At that time, this stupid show wasn't called that, and it was hosted by another stupid show!"

Hu Yifei joked: "The good man is me, am I Zhang Xiaobing?"

"Hahaha!"

Owen laughed, and the previous depression about his sister Harley's violent attack on her love completely dissipated.

There is no such thing as true love for a person like him. He will always leave in the end. If it is true love, does he have to stay in this world for Shahida?

impossible!

Therefore, after so many days of thinking, he suddenly realized that he was just greedy for Shahida's body...

Now that the fate is over and it is his sister Hallie who takes action, what is there for him to be depressed about?

Taking a step back, the sea and sky are vast, and there is still much to be done in the vast forest. Why should he hold on to Shahida alone!

As for the system's regulations, when he was not active or intentional, the system did not respond at all, which was obviously acquiescence that this situation was not a disguised harem behavior.

This puts him at ease...

Furthermore, it was really his fault. Ever since he was a child, he had always been very distant from Shahida because of the first task of the system. Later, he left home early and studied for four doctorate degrees in a row, spending time with Shahida day and night. It's always been Harley!

At that time, it could be said that they were sisters, but judging from Harley's subsequent reaction, Harley had actually awakened some special attributes long ago, and Shahida's subsequent avoidance also proved in disguise that Shahida was not without feelings at all. .

Speaking of which, Owen still feels sorry for Harley!

After all, Harley and Shahida were fine, but as soon as Owen came back and the system's ban was lifted, Owen took the ignorant Shahida to dance without saying a word...

It was probably too late for Halle to tell him, so she could only acquiesce to the situation. Later, she casually found Zhang Wei in the toilet and had a flash marriage. Apparently she gave up on herself and planned to bless Owen and Shahida.

But later Zhang Wei was pulled by Lu Ziqiao and missed the wedding, which made Hallie realize that men are actually big pigs. No matter how good her brother Owen is, he cannot escape this law. Instead of Owen making Shahida sad in the future, it is better to let him She gave Shahida the happiness she deserved!

While waiting for Zhang Wei to appear for half an hour, Hallie completed the transformation of her thoughts, and then decisively pulled a lesbian whom she had known before and joined the bridesmaid group to officially announce her coming out!

She, Hallie Wolowitz, was Bernadette's daughter. She never lacked courage. She was afraid of herself when she got angry, so who else could she be afraid of?

After she officially came out, she discovered that her feelings for Shahida were indeed love, but she could only endure it because the person she was with was her brother Owen.

In the end, I couldn't bear it anymore, and that's why the farce happened!

One is true love, and the other is just greedy. In the final analysis, it is not Harley who has pried Owen off, but Owen who has pried off Harley!

Of course Irving knew this before, but knowing it is one thing, and being willing to accept it is another thing. It would be hard for anyone to become a vegetarian after eating meat for a few months, but the system still restricted him from being reckless. It would be strange if he didn't feel depressed. Got it!

Now, with the appearance of Hu Yifei, the system uncharacteristically acquiesced without warning, which made Owen feel very good!

Hu Yifei, who has the shadow of Monica and Robin, and has her own characteristics like Zhang Wei, is very attractive even to Owen!

Taking stock of Hu Yifei's experience, if you want to conquer her, you must be smarter than her or stronger than her. In this American version of the love apartment, Hu Yifei's choice is obviously not either and or, but one and two. She must have both, and Irving fully meets the conditions, otherwise Hu Yifei would not take the initiative to invite him, nor would he get into his car so casually.

"Stop laughing!"

Hu Yifei patted Owen gently and couldn't help but laugh. She covered her mouth and smiled: "Seriously, there is nothing wrong with you, right? They say there is always a thin line between genius and madman. You are a doctor of four materials and one of the geniuses. You are a genius and you like to listen to this program. In other words, you are not a lunatic among lunatics, are you?"

"What if I am?"

Owen joked: "Are you afraid?"

"Afraid?"

Hu Yifei laughed for a while, and then said disdainfully: "I, Hu Yifei, have never been afraid of anything since I was a child, because I am recognized as not afraid of anything!"

"Aren't you afraid of anything?"

Owen smiled playfully: "Isn't this too absolute? Have you never been so scared that you screamed and shouted 'Ah'?"

"How can it be!"

Hu Yifei's eyes flashed, and he held his head high and said: "With my strength, who can make me scream? Even if I encounter a ghost, oh, no, a spirit, I will crush him in minutes. Do you believe it?" Do not believe?"

"So confident?"

Owen suppressed a smile and said: "But what if you encounter a spirit of my level? You can't blast or defeat with a hammer, and you don't scream?"

"……certainly!"

Hu Yifei's momentum froze, but she still spoke harshly.

"Well, I believe you!"

Owen nodded.

"Oh, not bad! You are quite discerning!"

Hu Yifei's face is full of joy.

"of course."

Owen suppressed a smile and said: "I believe you won't be scared by anything and scream 'Ah!'... But you should be able to scream 'Ah!!...Avatar'!"

"..."

Hu Yifei was stunned for a moment, then immediately reacted and gave Owen an angry and funny slap: "Go to hell!"

"Can I wait and die later?"

Owen said nonsense seriously.

"Hey, why?"

Hu Yifei said in surprise.

"It doesn't matter whether I die or not, the key is to deliver you safely first!"

Owen glanced at Hu Yifei.

"Okay, you! I really can't tell!"

Hu Yifei said in surprise: "Originally, I thought you were an honest person, but I didn't expect that you and Lu Ziqiao have the same virtues. To be honest, have you deceived many girls?"

"Unjustly accused!"

Owen smiled and said: "This is the first time I have come out to lie to a girl..."

"Humph! Do you think I can't understand you?"

Hu Yifei snorted: "With your conditions, many girls must have taken the initiative to chase you before, so you don't need to lie at all, right?"

"This really doesn't happen!"

How could Owen recognize it? He is not Owen Lee!

"You can have this~"

Hu Yifei said softly: "Actually, this is normal. There are many women who actively pursue excellent men. What's more, this is the West, like me..."

"you mean……"

Owen deliberately hesitated and said, "Are you not a woman?"

"..."

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and said angrily: "You did it on purpose, right?"

"Alright alright!"

Owen smiled and said: "I know, you are an excellent woman, and you must have been pursued by many men over the years!"

"uh-huh."

Hu Yifei snorted: "We are all adults, and it is normal for men to fall in love with women, so just tell the truth!"

"I'm telling the truth!"

Owen shouldn't say that he hasn't done it before. Even if he has done those things, he won't say them in front of his interesting Hu Yifei.

Yes, he is a straight man of steel, but he is not a straight man of Adelman alloy!

When meeting a beauty of Hu Yifei's level, not to mention steel, even Adamantium alloy will be violently hammered by the explosive Hu Yifei!

She has an ultimate form!

"It's boring if you do this~"

Hu Yifei looked at Owen sideways, as if she would not give up until she reached her goal, and continued to trick Owen: "To be a friend, you have to be honest. You don't want to be friends with me?"

"In no mood!"

Owen shook his head.

"Um?"

There was murderous intent in Hu Yifei's eyes.

Owen turned sideways and gave Hu Yifei a 'pure' smile. The murderous aura in Hu Yifei's eyes immediately dissipated, and she looked away feeling guilty and uncomfortable.

They are all smart people. There are certain things that need not be said. You will understand everything once you look at them.

Owen's smile and eyes made Hu Yifei afraid to look directly at him, but she was extremely happy.

The car was quiet for a while, neither of them spoke, and Zeng Xiaoxian's automatically blocked voice reached their ears again.

“Viewers, welcome to continue listening to Your Moon, My Heart, What is a woman’s biggest dream?

That’s right! Just put on a holy wedding dress and walk on the red carpet of happiness!

Many times, we all live in urban fairy tales but don’t know it!

Xiaoxian has such a friend. He and a girl live in two suites in the same apartment. Unfortunately, one always goes to the left, and the other always...takes the elevator.

So they often couldn't meet each other, until a chance encounter made them get to know each other and push back the wall, only to realize that they had already... wow! So romantic, isn't it? "

"He's at a loss for words!"

Hu Yifei couldn't help but complain.

"I think so!"

Owen echoed with a smile.

"Today they will work together to cultivate their love. Don't be envious, you can do it too! Let us answer the call from the next listener! Hello, hello!"

"Hello, Teacher Zeng?"

A young but slightly aged male voice sounded.

"Yes, I am a good man, I am...Zeng Xiaoxian!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's voice sounded, obviously because an audience actually called and greeted him, which made him very proud.

"It's like this. I was very moved when I heard the story you told me just now, but the person you mentioned must have had better luck!"

The young but slightly aged male voice said angrily.

"Don't say that!"

Zeng Xiaoxian interrupted the audience and preached confidently: "That's how love is, it has already come to you when you don't know it!"

"But what if I always have bad luck?"

A young but slightly aged voice asked.

"This audience!"

Zeng Xiaoxian became energetic, and immediately answered with a very confident and accomplished sense: "Remember! No one is always lucky, and no one is always unlucky! As long as you are determined..."

"You don't know!"

A young but slightly aged male voice interrupted: "I ate sesame seed cakes and ate beer caps! I ate chaos and ate mothballs! I swatted flies on nails! I went to Qingsong Temple to burn incense, but I dropped my phone in the merit box and couldn't get it out! "

"this……"

Zeng Xiaoxian's head immediately became heavy, and he hesitated and didn't know what to say. Could this audience be possessed by the god of plague?

"That's nothing!"

The young but slightly aged male voice did not embarrass Zeng Xiaoxian and answered the conversation directly, minding his own business and said: "I heard the story you told me just now, and I wanted to know if the person living next door is my significant other!"

"Great!"

Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief, answered quickly, and drank chicken soup: "Take the first step bravely and you will find that you will have unexpected gains!"

"Teacher Zeng, you are right. I have listened to so many episodes of your program in vain."

The young but slightly aged male voice deliberately complimented him, and then before Zeng Xiaoxian could get proud, his words changed: "So I just punched a hole in that wall, guess who I saw afterwards?"

"…your other half?"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart. This audience did not follow the routine at all. He was too tired and could only speak cautiously.

"What! I saw the property and the security guard!"

The young but slightly aged male voice said sadly and angrily.

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his chest and almost had a heart attack because of the audience. He suppressed the curse words and said with a professional smile: "Listener, before you break through that wall, you You should first confirm whether it is a... load-bearing wall!"

"You didn't ask me to smash the wall!"

The young but slightly aged male voice began to reveal his purpose, and said roguely: "What should I do if they want to fine me money now? You can't just ignore it! You have to compensate for my losses..."

"Hey Hey hey!"

After all, Zeng Xiaoxian is also a professional radio host, and he has ways to deal with such emergencies. He didn't answer the call at all. Instead, he pretended that the signal was not good, and while 'trying to contact' the audience, he grabbed a piece of paper and held it in his hand. Tuan made noise to match the voice in his mouth to prove that the signal was really bad, and then decisively hung up the call!

Looking for a partner in a load-bearing wall, you are making trouble!