American TV series World Rescue

California.

Pasadena.

TBBT Apartments.

Bar downstairs.

"Promise her, promise her!"

The scene of Harley kneeling down to propose had already alarmed the people in the bar, and the onlookers started to boo.

"Zhang Wei, would you like to tell me something? My knees are almost numb. Are you a man?"

Harley frowned.

"This, this is too sudden, I am not prepared at all..."

Zhang Wei said at a loss.

"What else do you need to prepare for this?"

Harley curled her lips and said, "When I took you away from the toilet door, were you prepared? Didn't you sigh that you had gone to heaven that night?"

"Wow!"

"What a cool girl!"

"If you can't do that to that pretty boy, just reject it immediately and get out of here. There are real men who are willing!"

The melon-eating crowd onlookers roared with envy and hatred.

"I do!"

In this atmosphere, Zhang Wei saw that Harley was impatient. He was afraid that Harley would perform the routine of Western women: one second she was in love with her, but the next moment her partner would be as meaningless to her as dead. ’, and quickly agreed.

"very good!"

Hallie stood up. The petite and exquisite girl stretched out her arms to hook Zhang Wei's neck. She gave Zhang Wei a French wet kiss that was almost suffocating. Then she clamped Zhang Wei's head with her right arm and announced loudly: "The proposal is successful! Give everyone in the bar a round of beer, and my brother will pay for it!"

"Yeah!"

"Domineering!"

"Hongba!"

The onlookers in the bar cheered.

"..."

Owen was speechless. Seeing the bartender Karl looking at him, he understood that the other person was waiting for his confirmation, so he nodded.

The bartender Carlton immediately began to greet the guests in the bar who were bastards who did not take advantage of them.

"Harry, have you really thought about it?"

Shahida pulled Halli to sit down and asked quietly.

"What's the big deal? Isn't it just marriage?"

Harley took a sip of beer and said nonchalantly: "When you feel it, act!"

"Then when are you going to get married?"

Shahida said helplessly.

"Just follow the normal procedure."

Harry pouted and said, "It can't really be a flash marriage, right?"

"That is not bad."

Shahida breathed a sigh of relief.

According to Western customs, after getting engaged, you can choose the time to get married. It is inconvenient to wait for a long time, sometimes several years.

Normally, preparations start immediately. It takes a lot of time just to finalize the wedding process, not to mention sending invitations to relatives and friends about three months in advance so that relatives and friends have time to arrange their schedules to attend.

After breaking it down, it is estimated that it will take half a year, enough for Harry to calm down and decide whether to get married.

"Why, are you still afraid that I will regret it?"

A strange light flashed in Harley's eyes: "Don't worry, I have thought about it all and I will never regret it~"

"Um?"

After hearing this, Owen felt something in his heart. He looked at the calm Harley and then at the happy and nervous Zhang Wei, and suddenly he had an ominous premonition.

"It shouldn't happen, right? Harley doesn't have a childhood sweetheart boyfriend, so she shouldn't stage such a bloody incident, right?"

The news of Harley's proposal to Zhang Wei spread quickly. Compared to Penny and the others, Bernadette and the others were slightly surprised, and then they were happy to see it happen.

24 years old is the best time for women. Harley is a ferocious and beautiful scientist. She doesn’t necessarily need to be young, but with the bonus of youth, it’s better after all!

If it were like Mary's determination to follow Owen Lee's example and spend her whole life playing with flowers, it would not necessarily be a good thing.

Not everyone can tolerate waking up every day surrounded by countless opposite sexes. Even if these opposite sexes are of high quality, everyone needs emotional communication. The endless drinking pool and meat forest will inevitably lead to emptiness and loneliness in the end. cold.

As parents, they don't want Harley to take this wrong path. It would be the best thing to take advantage of Harley's happiness and take the initiative to ask for marriage.

As long as the target is not a woman, it is not a big deal if someone like Zhang Wei is poor and honest. Even for a strong girl like Halle, Zhang Wei's shortcomings are actually advantages!

Same sex repels, opposite sex attracts!

Two people with the same personality may not necessarily be able to get along. On the contrary, only with complementary personalities can they be harmonious and beautiful.

Taking the initiative and with the approval of the elders, the preparations for Ha Li and Zhang Wei's wedding were carried out in an orderly manner.

One month later.

"Zhang Wei, you're drinking milk in the apartment again. What's wrong with you? Tell us about it to make everyone happy!"

A fat man wearing glasses walked in and saw Zhang Wei drinking from a large milk box, and joked with a smile.

"Benny, please stop teasing me. I'm bored to death."

Zhang Wei looked at his roommate drunkenly.

"What's wrong?"

Benny walked over and sat next to Zhang Wei. He seemed to be concerned but also seemed to be happy about his misfortune and asked: "Are you not falling out of love? Your goddess girlfriend dumped you?"

"That's not true."

Zhang Wei didn't hear the lemon flavor in Benny's tone, and shook his head: "Our wedding is being prepared in an orderly manner, and I don't even need to worry about it."

"Then what are you worried about?"

Benny said unhappily.

They are all ordinary people. He is still single, but Zhang Wei is lucky enough to be approached by a goddess. Now he is even proposed to by the goddess. All the good things in the world have been taken advantage of by Zhang Wei. Isn't he satisfied?

"Could it be..."

Benny suddenly thought of something, his eyes lit up and he said: "The goddess cheated on her? Did I order you a cup of green mood? Or did you find out that you are the taker?"

"neither!"

Zhang Wei said speechlessly: "Where are you thinking! Hallie is very good to me! It's not what you think at all. I just, as the wedding approaches, I am a little worried about gains and losses. It all feels like a dream.

I was afraid that I would wake up from the dream and she would sit next to me, and I would still be joking with her without knowing anything. Then she would speak, and I would break down and cry. I would hold her and cry until I died. Finally, she would tell me that we It’s impossible, you’d better buy an island doll.

I said I couldn't afford it, and she pulled me over and hugged me, comforting me and saying that you should go to bed quickly and go to work tomorrow to earn money to save up to buy it. Oh, my God, that's so cruel! "

"puff!"

Benny immediately sprayed water and said dumbfounded: "You really have imagination! As for that?"

"What do you think?"

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes at Benny: "By the way, you are still single and don't understand this feeling at all. Forget it, you can go to sleep, I will continue to get myself drunk~"

"..."

Benny's mouth twitched, and he looked at Zhang Wei who continued to hold the milk box high to fill the milk. He really wanted Zhang Wei to drink milk and die.

What happened to him being single?

If tens of millions of singles like him were not working hard alone, World War III would have started long ago!

These single men are suffering for themselves and benefiting all mankind!

"stand up!"

"What?"

"If you want to get drunk, go to a bar. What does it mean to drink milk in your apartment?"

Benny dragged Zhang Wei out.

"I dont go!"

Zhang Wei resisted: "Although milk is not as effective, it is cheap! Especially in the West, drinking milk is not much more expensive than drinking water. I was stupid to go to a bar! Wine is so expensive there!"

"Look at how stingy you are!"

Benny looked at Zhang Wei with disdain: "Are you going to the bar to drink? Drinking makes you lonely! What you need is to relax! Believe me, that's right!"

"No! For you single men, what you get when you go to a bar to drink is loneliness. But for a man like me who has a fiancée, what you get when you go to a bar to drink is IQ tax and hospital bed number. I won't go. Why do you have to pay several times more for drinks when you’re trying to pick up girls?”

Zhang Wei shook his head.

"Hey, you don't want to give me any face?"

Benny got angry and said with a cold face: "You don't want a best man when you get married? Can you invite the best man to have a drink before the wedding and cooperate with the best man to find a bridesmaid? It's a waste of our relationship for so many years!"

"Well."

Only then did Zhang Wei react and said with a sly smile: "I don't mean that. How about I go buy wine and food, and we can drink in the apartment, so don't waste the money!"

"Are you clean?"

Benny squinted and said, "You're drunk, but you have needs, buddy. Since you don't want to go to the bar, I'll let you earn the extra drink money!"

"..."

Zhang Wei's mouth twitched and he said seriously: "I thought about it and decided to go to the bar! We are good buddies and you are my best man. I will have to rely on you more and worry more in the future! This drink..."

After saying this, Zhang Wei's body ached so much that he was speechless several times: "This drink... is mine!"

"This is right!"

Benny patted Zhang Wei's shoulder heavily and smiled with satisfaction.

It's not that he wants to drink this drink, but he likes to see Zhang Wei's flesh hurting when he doesn't want to but has to bleed!

Tell you that I am single!

You are so lucky to have a goddess fiancée!

It will make your flesh hurt to death!

There is a bar not far downstairs from Zhang Wei's apartment. Under Benny's urging, Zhang Wei followed him slowly, and kept emphasizing that his consumption tonight should not exceed the standard, otherwise he would have to pay with alcohol and flesh. !

Benny promised well, but as soon as he entered the bar, he was completely different. He was full of arrogance and was actually much more charming than when he paid the bill himself. I was really attracted to him.

"I'm going to use the bathroom."

Zhang Wei was watching Benny hooking up with girls. He was bored and embarrassed. He said something to Benny and wanted to leave.

"Come on as you go, don't urinate and escape!"

Benny warned quietly: "Otherwise, the best man's speech at your wedding will be very exciting!"

"You are overthinking, how could I escape from urination..."

Zhang Wei denied it, but the wry smile at the corner of his mouth had revealed everything.

Bar toilet.

Zhang Wei was urinating when suddenly the person next to him spoke.

"Tonight is the first time I have taken my deaf brother out to play since my mother passed away..."

"Sorry to hear that."

Zhang Wei couldn't urinate, so he quickly apologized according to Western customs.

"It doesn't matter."

The man next to him continued: "I have to take good care of him from now on. Of course, if I do this, I have to put my dreams on hold, but I am very happy. He is my brother and I love him! Sorry, it's just that all this is to me It’s still too unfamiliar to me, I’ve said too much…”

"Well, I really feel sorry for you. You are a good brother!"

While Zhang Wei was comforting him, he didn't even drink any water. He straightened his clothes and walked out. He didn't know the other person at all!

"Do you really believe that?"

The man's voice suddenly came from behind. Instead of being melancholy before, it became cheerful and a little mocking.

"What?"

Zhang Wei turned around and looked at the other party speechlessly.

"I just made it up halfway through."

The man walked to the sink, washed his hands and smiled: "If this applies to you, then it must also apply to the blond pony next to the bar. Unless you are a complete idiot, what is your name?"

"Zhang Wei."

"Zhang Wei, are you an idiot?"

"I'm still talking to you, so?"

Zhang Wei couldn't help but fight back.

"well said!"

The man smiled as he walked out, walked to the toilet door, turned around and looked at Zhang Wei: "I like you, Zhang Wei!"

"..."

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes, thinking he had met a madman. When he returned to his seat, Benny was already gone. He turned on his phone and saw that it was a text message from the other party that he was going to bat. He was about to leave, but suddenly Seeing that the beer he bought was not finished yet, he couldn't help but sit down and continue drinking.

Can't waste it!

"Zhang Wei, I want to teach you how to live!"

At this moment, a man walked up to him and sat down, put a hand on his shoulder, and said with a very familiar smile.

Zhang Wei looked at the madman he met in the toilet speechlessly. Are they familiar?

"Lu Ziqiao! The one in the toilet just now!"

The man introduced himself familiarly: "You can also call me my nickname, Lu Xiaobu, or my English name, Barney or Joey, as you like!"

"Zhang Wei! You can also call me by my English name, Snake, Matthew!"

Zhang Wei replied politely.

"Very good! I appreciate you even more! It seems that you have learned the first lesson of living a good life without any teacher!"

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder.

"What first lesson?"

Zhang Wei said confused.

"Safety is very important when people are wandering around the world!"

Lu Ziqiao explained: "If you want to play Huancong, you must think about your trumpet in advance, abandon the trumpet at any time, and then reopen the trumpet. It is no joke to rely on the trumpet to save your life!"

"I'm not that kind of person!"

Zhang Wei explained.

"You're not a man?"

Lu Ziqiao interrupted.

"of course!"

"That's it!"

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei's shoulder again and continued his theory without further explanation: "Second lesson, men must not think about marriage before they are thirty years old."

"I already……"

Zhang Wei was about to speak, but was interrupted again by Lu Ziqiao.

"Lesson 3, don't talk for the next five minutes!"

Lu Ziqiao warned, and then regardless of what Zhang Wei thought, he waved to a blond pony and shouted: "Hi, Audrey~"

When Audrey came over, Lu Ziqiao introduced: "This is my brother...Edward, he can't hear."

Then he gestured to the confused Zhang Wei and shouted, "Edward, she is Audrey!"

As he said that, he carried Audrey on his back and winked at Zhang Wei. Zhang Wei finally realized that this was the trick Lu Ziqiao came up with when he was verifying that he went to the toilet...