American comics: weaving myths, starting from urban legends

Chu Mu’s fishing time did not last until get off work.

There is no other reason.

As the supernatural incident handling department of SHIELD, his office naturally has a lot of things to deal with because of what happened yesterday night.

Although the top management of SHIELD decided to keep the matter of [Nibelung] and [Norton, Lord of Bronze and Fire] secret and did not convey any information to grassroots agents like Chu Mu and others, the existence of [Motherlander] is now It can’t be considered a secret at all, and its influence has begun to spread abroad.

Chu Mu and the other two friends naturally need to carry out work related to [the Motherland], not just investigations, they also need to guide public opinion in the direction of”stability”. after all

【Those videos of the Motherland fighting the Skeleton Monster, the Motherland fighting the Slit Girl, and the Motherland fighting the weird statue [Little Peanut] can really easily cause people to panic.

In fact, everyone is not surprised by superheroes, but when it comes to supernatural things such as weirdness and evil spirits, it is tantamount to a nuclear bomb-level impact to the public.

“The speech of this native of the motherland is quite heartwarming. He actually said that we ordinary people are the real heroes. No superhero has had such a view before.”

Leo Fitz has watched [Motherland’s] live broadcasts and videos many times. It can be said that almost all the videos that can be found on earth are already on his computer.

There is one thing to say.

Although S.H.I.E.L.D. is in many Although it’s relatively low-profile, SHIELD’s network technology capabilities are unquestionable. Even if people’s mobile phones are not connected to the Internet, SHIELD can force the network connection to be opened secretly in the background, and then unknowingly access people’s mobile phones. Download or delete something.

Because of this technology.

Before what happened today,

SHIELD covered up many supernatural events very well.

“Someone is a hero again? Why do I feel this sentence is so familiar.”

Jemma Simmons raised her head and looked around twice, and her hands were still typing on the keyboard. It can be seen that the workload assigned to her by Colson was definitely not easy.

“Not long ago, you said that I was your hero.”

Chu Mu blinked.

He was also working.

But his desire to work was not very strong.

“Hahahaha~”

Jemma Simmons responded with a smile,”If you can help me finish the job in hand, I will admit that you will always be a superhero in my heart.”

No one responded to her rude request.

“I’ve already been a hero, I don’t need to be one anymore.”

Chu Mu continued to bury his head while fishing on his mobile phone, while doing his job unhurriedly.

“Who hasn’t been there before? When I buy you ice cream, you say I’m a hero.”Jemma Simmons was disappointed and started working frantically again.

“I helped you use my professional skills. When you opened the 999 membership on the film and television website, you two also said that I was the real hero.”

Leo Fitz followed not to be outdone.

“……”

Chu Mu and Jemma Simmons were both silent.

“Um? You got the membership, but now you don’t recognize it?”

Leo Fitz’s eyes widened.

“If you can help me adjust the balance of my bank card to ten digits, I can put a label on my forehead that says”Leo” is a real hero.”

Chu Mu spoke to Leo Fitz seriously.

“……”

This time Leo Fitz was silent.

“Hey, the real heroes are those who leave resource addresses under the pictures. We are not heroes. We should hurry up and complete the things Coulson told us.”

Jemma Simmons suddenly stood up and put an end to the topic of who is the real hero. Because of her words, Chu Mu and Leo Fitz agreed from the bottom of their hearts.

In the office, they once again fell into a whirlwind of keyboards and mice. The sound of tapping.

After a long time

“The Vatican Pope is so bad! He actually wants to take advantage of this moment to make a fortune!”Jemma Simmons is analyzing the current psychological”panic level” of the people through the trend of online public opinion.

She has seen that many netizens are calling on the United States to officially purchase crosses and holy water from the Vatican. Not only that, many churches are now full of people. People who want to buy holy water and crosses.

Some people have done something bad and are worried about ghosts knocking on the door, and some people simply want to nip it in the bud. This mentality is like people frantically grabbing daily necessities during certain special periods. Same.

No one wants to encounter those evil and terrible things.

As for the people, the only way they can think of is to seek help from churches – churches in countless cities have welcomed people praying for shelter. People.

In super first-tier cities like New York, people are even crowded on the streets outside churches. This has caused countless people to flock to even dilapidated churches in the countryside.

Some have been pastors for decades. The rural pastors who had never met many believers didn’t even know how to deal with the city dwellers who had suddenly become”ten-year-old believers.”

“I have believed in Christ for fifty years! Thank God! I hope the great Lord can protect me! I hope His glory can protect my whole family from evil!”

“Give me some holy water! Priest! I just want a little bit!”

“Can you give me some of the cross of the Lord?”

Similar prayers are constantly being performed in various churches.

Some people may have only liked Christian girls, but because of the weirdness in the [Motherlanders] incident, they suddenly became staunch Christians or Catholics from birth.

Such people are somewhat shameless.

Many pastors have even seen shameless people who are only in their twenties but say that they have believed in God for a century.

I dare say these people have believed in God since their previous lives.

Many”saints”-like guys suddenly appeared, and the pastors of major churches were dumbfounded.

At first, many pastors didn’t know why people were so crazy, but after learning about the events that happened in the morning, They all finally realized that they might really be God’s servants? One thing to say, in fact, many people choose to become pastors, not because their beliefs are firm.

However, starting from today, many beliefs are not firm enough. Pastors may have to transform into devout believers. After all, evil spirits and other things have emerged. Who dares to say that there is no heaven?

“The Lord will bless everyone!”

Some pastors responded to people’s prayers with tears in their eyes.

However, soon they discovered that many of the people who came to the church to pray and want to obtain holy water crosses were not believers in the church but capitalists. Believers.

As the saying goes, if there is a need, there is a market.

After receiving the holy water cross from the church for free, some people walked out of the church and resold it for a high price. Several millionaires were born in one morning.

Holy water that originally cost no money.

Directly. He was fired to a sky-high price

“A bottle of holy water actually costs fifty dollars? Oh my gosh, this bottle is not as big as a Coke can. I feel like these people are just stealing money!!”

When Gemma Simmons was collecting information, she was immediately stunned by the crazy market. She never thought that one day the church’s”holy water” would sell for more than gold.

“Just throw the battered old cross into the pool, and then recite a spell, and the originally cheap tap water becomes priceless premium water.”

“This business is simply more profitable than selling white flour!”Jemma Simmons was amazed and worried at the same time. The price of the holy water cross also illustrates the level of panic among the people.

“Second-hand dealers are really disgusting.”

Due to the crazy increase in [Destiny Points], Shepherd Chu was almost numb with laughter, but on the surface he still showed an expression of indignation.

“The second-hand dealers will soon be out of work.”

Leo Fitz turned the chair under his butt

“Um? You otaku doesn’t understand this society at all. I see how panicked the people are. The spring of second-level dealers has not yet arrived. I guess there will be third-level dealers and fourth-level dealers tomorrow.”Jemma Simmons sneered at Leo Fitz’s judgment. (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“Don’t worry, they’ll be out of a job by three in the afternoon.”Leo Fitz’s tone was determined. He did not continue to talk about it, but explained to Chu Mu and Jemma Simmons in a strange tone.

“Colson asked me to collect responses from various churches to supernatural events. I monitored their communications and networks. Just now, several major churches had jointly negotiated and were preparing to sell exorcism materials at a unified price. �, holy water and crosses are also on their sales list”

“It is estimated that they are jealous of the second-hand dealers getting rich, and these churches also plan to use the words of pastors to announce to the public that only exorcism items purchased from them will be effective.”

Good guy!

This is a plan to make a fortune behind closed doors!

“Hiss~”

Not only Jemma Simmons took a breath, but even Chu Mu’s eyes widened, making his own contribution to global warming.

“Can you still play like this?”

Jemma Simmons was dumbfounded.

“Unexpectedly, the reason why the various churches finally united and tolerated each other would be the best-selling of exorcism tools.”Chu Mu felt that it was a great merit to have caused such an incident.

Money is indeed the most powerful thing, and it can actually unite churches such as Catholicism, Christianity, Judaism, and Roman Catholicism that were originally at odds with each other.

Magic.

It’s really magical

“Thinking on the bright side, at least there are no middlemen making the difference, which is not a bad thing for the people?”Chu Mu doesn’t want to increase his workload.

He is responsible for religious-related work. He needs to use SHIELD’s network and energy to avoid possible religious activities due to the [Motherland] incident in advance.

In addition to large churches in the United States.

There are many churches that can be called cults. These cults are the focus of attention. Chu Mu needs to find out in advance the clues of what”ascension ceremony” they are trying to hold.

Grassroots S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.

In fact, most of them deal with similar things.

“Haha, Chu, I didn’t expect you to be so naive sometimes.”Leo Fitz held the notebook directly and pulled out a list drawn up by the major churches.

“Damn? Who did you learn this from? Holy water crosses are actually divided into regular editions, bishop editions, papal editions, and limited editions left over from our ancestors? ? ?”

Chu Mu suspected that behind these churches there were people whose zodiac sign might be Penguin, but he had no evidence. The line after line of products in the list pulled by Leo Fitz always made him feel familiar.

“The premium for the Pope’s version is half a million dollars! What kind of family must be able to afford this?”Jemma Simmons’ expression is very wonderful.

“I didn’t expect it, I really didn’t expect it, it turned out that not only Buddha, but also God was also impoverished.”

Chu Mu was also deeply shocked.

Thousands of words turned into a heartfelt sigh.

“Not only did the Buddha never cross the poverty line, there are several inaccessible temples in New York. Do you know how outrageous it is now?”Leo Fitz retrieved information about the temple.

He saw that the temple, which was originally visited by some oriental people every day, is now crowded with white-skinned and dark-skinned people.

Probably these people feel that the church’s price is too high.

If you can’t get crosses and crosses, you can also get things from other religions that can exorcise evil spirits.

Crowds of people gathered in front of those small temples.

Otherwise, those who can open temples have seen the big world.

Faced with the sudden increase in the flow of people, the abbot and abbot of the temple calmly took out the sky-high sales list.

They already have this thing on weekdays, so there is no need to prepare it again. I saw, in Leo. In the video provided by Fitz, someone asked the temple abbot.

“Will the Buddha of the East protect us Westerners?”

The white-skinned woman spoke with a worried look.

Opposite her, the abbot who was over fifty years old looked like he had his eyes closed. He spoke fluent English with a calm and calm tone and a calm expression.

“Buddha loves all living beings, and as long as he is sincere, he will protect everyone.”Good guy, to be a monk in the United States these days, you actually have to have a Cockney accent.

“How should we express that we sincerely want to pray for the protection of the god Buddha?”Many people gathered around the door of the temple were very concerned about this issue.

In full view of everyone.

The host looked at hundreds of pairs of praying eyes. He saw that he gently raised his hand, picked up a pen, and wrote I silently clicked a few times on the original list of items for sale in the temple.

“Amitabha ~” the host recited, then put down his pen, turned around and walked back to the back room of the temple, leaving only a few foreign disciples with him to receive the pilgrims.

“ah?”

As Leo Fitz enlarged the video image, Chu Mu and Jemma Simmons also clearly saw what handwriting the temple abbot left on the list.

Well, it can’t be called handwriting.

With A group of white and black people played a game of temple abbot operated by the Riddler. They just spent a few circles on the list and added an extra zero to the price of each item. Among them, the most expensive items””Commodity”, Zhu (Li Hao) didn’t know whether it was hand slippery or Gu Yi’s, but there was actually a zero that seemed to be connected together at the back.

“Good guy! I call him good guy!”

Chu Mu was stunned.

Sure enough.

When it comes to”Youyuan people”, Buddhism never disappoints people. This operation is more explosive than several churches uniting to formulate a list of exorcism props!

“crazy! All crazy! A piece of tattered paper sells for a thousand dollars, but there are still people trying to earn it and give it away?”Jemma Simmons held her head and felt that the people might be seriously ill.

“The main thing is that no one wants to be visited by evil spirits or something… Wait a minute and someone will follow me to the warehouse to take a look. I think there should be a lot of things with similar effects in our SHIELD warehouse.”

Leo Fitz also wanted to add some protection to his life safety, but because he was deeply influenced by Chu Mu, he did not intend to use money to obtain protection.

“Can it be sold?”

Jemma Simmons’s eyes shone. It was obvious that she didn’t really despise those second-rate dealers. Her previous rejection was just because she hated herself for not being that second-rate dealer.

“But don’t, it will be terrible if you get caught.”

Leo Fitz’s courage is obviously not big enough.

“”Hiss~”

At this moment,

Chu Mu’s gasping sound sounded.

“What’s wrong with using it?”

Both of them looked at Chu Mu

“This operation is really outrageous.”

Chu Mu turned the computer screen to face the two of them. He just did a random search and found that in addition to the news about some people with no money staying in the church and unwilling to leave, there were actually people who didn’t have much money to choose.”Special way” to obtain props that may have exorcism effects

“This is… too outrageous, right?”

“What a talent!”

The two friends were also shocked.

Like Chu Mu, they had no idea that a real”genius” would find another way and choose to steal the Pope’s underwear as an exorcism tool – not just underwear!

The Pope is staying Not even a hair was left in the hotel for the Pope who was giving a program on the TV station…