American comics: weaving myths, starting from urban legends

Marvel Universe.

New York.

After sending away the three”believers” members, Chu Mu also immediately withdrew from Source Castle.

He looked at the [Special Creation Hatching Egg] boiling in the large pot in the kitchen, and he was not sure about leaving this thing at home. After all, he had always paid great attention to gas safety.

“Got it!”

Soon.

Chu Mu thought of a solution.

He found a big pot in his storage room, then chopped up his mahogany dining table, and took the [Special Creation Hatching Egg] and a bunch of The things went back to Source Castle.

Of course I didn’t feel bad about the dining table or anything like that. Judging from the situation in SHIELD’s warehouse, wooden furniture was not liked by others, so Chu Mu would move some home every now and then.

Seeing this hundred Is it a house of more than 70 square meters? It doesn’t cost a penny to decorate it.

“Bazibazi~”

Chu Mu set up a large iron pot in the palace of Origin Castle, and then put the [Special Creation Hatching Egg] in, and cooked it here. No, it was hatching the [Special Creation Hatching Egg]. Absolutely It was very safe. There would definitely not be any gas hazards, and it would not be reported by neighbors or visited by thieves.

After confirming that the [Special Creation Hatching Egg] was constantly bubbling in the big iron pot, Chu Mu also withdrew from Source Castle. , and I don’t know what wonderful expressions the three members will show if they know that the tall Mist Council is actually used as a kitchen by the great Lord of [Destiny]

“Set off!”

Chu Mu took out a few normal eggs that he had thrown in from the iron pot that he had previously used to cook the [Special Creation Hatching Eggs], and then walked out of the room while eating the shelled eggs.

No need to squeeze into the subway.

You no longer have to worry about perverted female students on the way to work. The streets of New York are still relatively dull in broad daylight, and there are far fewer random incidents with black guys lurking. As soon as you enter the gate of

S.H.I.E.L.D., you can see Colleagues who went to other departments also had happy smiles on their faces. No migrant worker would miss his or her job on payday.

Even the agents were no exception.

Chu Mu even saw some people with disabilities and mental disabilities. Jian’s agents, even with crutches, have to come to the department building to check in, as if they are afraid that SHIELD’s financial department will think that they have died gloriously.

“In fact, we have the option of having our wages paid into our bank cards.”The payroll staff in the finance department gave a serious reminder to almost every agent who chose to receive cash.

“Thank you, but I prefer the smell of ink.”

“I don’t want my ex-wife to take more alimony from me”

“I’m in the technology department and I know how easy it is to tamper with bank data. Don’t fool me. There is no safer way to get your paycheck than cash.”

……

In S.H.I.E.L.D.

There are not a few people who choose to receive their wages in cash.

Who is the most distrustful of American official institutions?

That must be the internal employees of official US agencies. All other conspiracy theorists must step aside. Only the staff of official agencies know that some conspiracy theories are not just conspiracy theories.

“How to hide your own money is a kind of exercise for us agents.”Chu Mu also declined the financial staff’s request to let him choose the salary card method.

His reason was very dedicated. If the financial staff hadn’t recognized him as the”King of Fishing”, the financial staff responsible for distributing wages might have really Just believe it

“Have you received your salary?”

Chu Mu returned to the office of the Supernatural Processing Department with a thick envelope. He saw two colleagues who had arrived at SHIELD earlier than him.

“If I hadn’t had yesterday’s dreamlike experience, maybe I would still feel that I was an elite… Hey, I understand why those rich people jumped off buildings when they went bankrupt.”

Jemma Simmons was reminiscing about yesterday’s classic red wine and kept typing something on the computer. Chu Mu thought she was working hard to complete her work. As a result, when she got closer, she realized that Gemma Simmons was actually using her working time. Chatting with her grandma.

Perhaps yesterday’s experience increased Gemma Simmons’ knowledge.

Gemma Simmons was telling her grandma about how she used her identity as a female agent in the FBI to successfully sneak into high-end restaurants and arrest people. About the Mexican spies

“The FBI doesn’t care about arresting agents.”

Chu Mu kindly reminded Jemma Simmons of some errors in details.

“My grandma didn’t know. She always thought that I was an FBI agent and that I would pose for criminals in various poses like Charlie’s Angels.”

Gemma Simmons doesn’t look back.

“So, have you ever been in the field?”

Leo was also typing on the keyboard. Chu Mu turned around and discovered the news that he was actually making fake documents. It seemed that this honest otaku had finally grown up.

“I helped Colson take out the trash in the office. This should also be counted as a field trip?”Jemma Simmons recalled the three minutes of sunshine that day.

“I really envy you, you can get high temperature subsidies while lying in the office.”Even though Chu Mu is fishing in the office all day long, his organization has always been regarded as the field team of the supernatural department.

“We didn’t lie down.”

Jemma Simmons finished telling her story to her grandma, grabbed her phone, rolled down the back of her seat, and started reading the latest Hollywood news on her phone.

“This is lying down.”

Jemma Simmons grabbed another bucket of popcorn from the side.

“You guys learn so fast.”

Chu Mu looked at his colleagues who already knew how to fish. He praised the two of them with joy. He also returned to his work station and tidied up the desktop.

The clock on the wall was moving.

Time flew by.

It was about to arrive. At lunch time, supervisor Colson walked into the office with heavy steps. He saw everyone idle and bored in the office.

Leofitz was using his position to create a fake identity.

Gemma Simmons was chasing The drama.

Chu Mu had already counted the banknotes for the sixth time in idle boredom.

The pleasant atmosphere made Coulson feel that his department… probably should not last long.

“Didn’t any of you sort out last month’s information?”

Colson reluctantly reminded everyone not to go too far. He couldn’t understand why three excellent SHIELD agents became what they are now in a short period of time.

“Wouldn’t it be nice to wait until Grant comes back and let him sort it out?”

Chu Mu doesn’t like clerical work.

Well.

He doesn’t like working.

“Yes, as long as Chu tells Grant, Grant will definitely go and sort it out.”Leofitz still firmly believes that Grant Ward is a g

“good idea!”

Jemma Simmons put down the tablet in her hand and saw Colson looking over. She was obviously not used to being a qualified civil servant.

“I’m studying… aliens. After all, my position is life science research. Maybe the supernatural events we encounter in the future will involve aliens?”

Jemma Simmons didn’t dare to show Coulson the tablet because she was watching the American TV series”Doctor Alien”, and the aliens in it didn’t have anything special except that they liked to mess with colleagues.

“……”

Colson sighed tiredly.

“Grant won’t be back for a while, and we have temporarily lost an excellent companion.”Colson was really sorry when he mentioned Grant Ward.

After all, it seems that Grant Ward is the only one in the entire department who can work seriously.

“Did he sacrifice himself? ?”

Jemma Simmons’ eyes widened with an expression of disbelief.

“Thank God.”

Uh.

Colson decided to pretend not to hear Chu Mu’s exclamation. He knew that Chu Mu had always been annoyed by Grant Ward’s enthusiasm, and he also doubted whether there was something wrong with Grant Ward’s orientation.

“For now, just for now, Grant is still alive, but seriously injured.”Colson sighed and talked about the reason why Grant Ward was seriously injured.

“The nuclear power plant on the other side of the island exploded again. At that time, Grant was collecting folklore on the Spoke Island. You should be able to see the relevant news this afternoon.”

It can only be said that Colson’s use of the word”and” is very spiritual. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“He didn’t even die after being blown up by a nuclear power plant!”

Leofitz looked in disbelief.

Gemma Simmons was also directly led astray. She showed a shocked expression,”Oh my god, this…it turns out that Grant is the superman of our department!”

The two people were so amazed that Colson’s face was full of dark lines. He looked at Chu Mu, as if waiting for Chu Mu to give him a sharp comment that would make him heartbroken.

However,

Chu Mu did not speak..

This made Colson very happy. I felt that Chu Mu was still more sympathetic to Grant Ward’s experience. I don’t know, Chu Mu was actually thinking at this time that the island country’s nuclear power plant exploded again, and he should drop a nuclear power plant into the island country. [Godzilla] Or should we put [Sadako] or [Tomie] instead?

Nuclear radiation causes the souls of the deceased to mutate, and due to the mysterious resurrection, those souls become evil spirits that cause harm to the world. It seems that it can be said to be past it. explain?

“Grant was not at the nuclear power plant. Wouldn’t you two use your brains to think about why you would go to a nuclear power plant to collect Japanese folklore?”

“He was just affected by the earthquake caused by the explosion of the nuclear power plant, and accidentally fell into a cesspool in the countryside together with the rural residents of the island country.”

Colson hesitated for a moment before telling the truth.

“？？？？”

“？？？？”

“？？？？”

Confused

“Can you be seriously injured even if you fall into a manure pit?”Chu Mu felt that Colson might be bullying him for not doing enough field work.

“Yes, even if Grant ate some… some indescribable things, he shouldn’t be seriously injured and hospitalized, right?”Jemma Simmons’ expression is very strange

“Is there a water monster in the manure pit?”

This is the only possibility that Leofitz can think of.

“……”

Colson regretted telling what happened to Grant Ward, but facing three puzzled faces, he still hesitated to tell what happened to Grant Ward.

“The countryman who fell in with him was cutting grass in the field and had a sickle in his hand. When he fell in, he accidentally cut a large gash in Grant’s arm.”

Colson also felt that such an encounter was too unlucky,” Grant Ward needed to face amputation due to severe wound infection.”

The office fell into silence for a few seconds.

“This is too tragic.”

Jemma Simmons felt a little sympathetic to Grant Ward. She only felt that Grant Ward could be elected as the unluckiest person in this year’s Guinness Book of Records.

Well, okay.

As an agent, Grant Ward can’t even participate in this kind of selection. Can’t even get a Guinness certificate, which always seems to make Grant Ward even more unlucky

“Hope he gets better soon.”

Although Leofitz was very afraid of gays, he also felt that apart from being a bit annoying, there wasn’t much to criticize about Grant Ward.

“Will he come back?”

Chu Mu is more concerned about whether Grant Ward will come back to bother him. This depends on whether he needs to spend a day to throw fantasy creations at Grant Ward’s house.

“Don’t worry, the technology department has recently produced some new research results, which may be able to install a robotic arm for Grant that will not affect his life and work.”

Colson obviously misunderstood what Chu Mu meant. He looked at Chu Mu with great relief.

“Mechanical arm? Cool~”

Leofitz suddenly felt that this might be a blessing in disguise for Grant Ward. What man could refuse an extremely cool mechanical arm?

“Does his left or right hand need to be amputated?”

Chu Mu asked a question out of the blue.

Colson was stunned.

“I understand! You want to say that if his right hand was amputated, he wouldn’t be able to do it in the evening, right? After all, using a robotic arm to do something would be very harmful to the body.”

Gemma Simmons doesn’t look like a serious girl at heart.

“……”

“……”

“……”

It wasn’t just Coulson who was stunned.

Chu Mu and Leofitz were also stunned.

Heaven can teach you.

Chu Mu was just wondering if Hydra would install the Winter Soldier’s robotic arm on Grant Ward. Who would have expected that Gemma Simmons would have such an association?

“I do not know her.”

Chu Mu’s tone was very serious.

“I’m not familiar with her either.”

Leofitz turned around again and pretended to type the code.

“……”

The world where only Coulson didn’t know what to say was achieved. Seeing that Jemma Simmons also had a social-dead look on her face, Coulson could only help change the subject.

“Chu, you need to go on a field trip later. After all, you are the only one left in our team. Missing persons cases often occur next to the interstate highway in this area.”

“There were a total of twenty-six disappearances, with no bodies and no trace of anyone. The local police classified the case as a case of teenagers running away from home.”

“However, I still think we need to investigate and rule out whether it is the cause of supernatural events.”Colson took a stack of information and handed it to Chu Mu.

“In the area where the twenty-six citizens were active before they disappeared, there is only one bar where hippies often gather. You may be able to focus on that to find out more about the situation.”

Colson gave some field advice.

However

“Can I say no? I think it is necessary for me to visit Grant. As colleagues, it is necessary for us to buy some fruits and flowers to visit him.”

Actually, Chu Mu wanted to ask Grant Ward if missing an arm would affect his field work.

“Aren’t you getting paid today? Maybe you can treat this survey as an entertainment event to celebrate your salary, that is, go to the bar and ask about the situation.”

Colson had obviously already thought of how to trick Chu Mu into going out in the field. He described the beauty of going out into the field to Chu Mu in a slightly encouraging tone.

“Drinking a drink, eating something, and chatting with the bartender will help you relax. Don’t worry, SHIELD will reimburse you for all drinks and expenses.”

I have to say.

Colson obviously knows the art of being a leader.

Chu Chumu is really moved.

“Sounds good. But can you give me the money first? I think the word reimbursement sounds unreliable.”Chu Mu exercised the caution that an agent should have.

Anyone in the family who has been on a business trip should understand this caution.

“……”

Colson didn’t know how many times he was speechless today. What else could he say? He could only take Chu Mu to his office and open the office drawer.

There are stacks of banknotes neatly placed inside, and each banknote is as brand new as if it had just left the factory.

“I’m superficial!”

Chu Mu exclaimed after seeing the banknotes.

“？”

Colson was startled again by Chu Mu’s surprise. He looked next to him with doubts… Chu Mu, who was once excellent, even he thought he could train him to be his successor.

“It turns out that our SHIELD can legally print counterfeit money!”

Chu Mu exclaimed as if he had discovered a new world, which made Colson feel very uneasy.