American comics: This guy is crazy

Allen swam aimlessly and gradually moved away from the trench tribe battlefield.

When I turned around, I found that my companion was nowhere to be seen, so I could only swim forward with all my strength.

Puff puff……

“Body Turbo.”

A few bubbles appeared on the surface of the water, and Allen accelerated in a satisfied doggy style.

Boom!

There was a muffled sound.

Allen's face was pressed against the air, and his face was squashed.

"Hou Li Crab, I have swam to the edge of the map and hit the wall of air."

Touching the air in front of me, it seemed like there was an invisible wall of glass blocking me from the world.

"The humanoid seed-throwing machine puts a magic circle on the harem. It steals people all year round and is afraid of being stolen. It's really stingy."

Allen licked the wall of air with his tongue, smashed his mouth to taste it, and then tried to bite open a gap with his teeth: "Damn it, it's so smooth, I can't bite it at all."

When the God King Zeus created Paradise Island, he set up a magic barrier that not only blocked contact with the outside world, but also ensured the immortality of the Amazons.

Of course, being outside the paradise island is not protected by magic and will age over time.

However, the Amazons are the chosen ones of God, and their life span is several times that of humans.

Except for Diana, who has the blood of the God King and the Amazon Queen, and can live for nearly ten thousand years even in the outside world.

Tuk-tuk-tuk...

Allen knocked on the wall of air and shouted: "My lord, open the door, I am the princess's consort."

After waiting for a while, there was no response.

Allen raised his head and looked at the sky, and said angrily: "You idiot author, open a new map for me immediately, or I will drink seawater and drown myself."

At this time, Allen looked at his right hand holding the Blade of Salvation and said in surprise: "Xiaoyou, you mean to use a dagger to carve an entrance."

"Chisel the 'wall' to steal the light"

"Uh huh huh..., Xiaoyou, how can you be so immoral."

Allen looked at his right hand with a lewd expression, then raised his hand and plunged it into the air wall.

Poof…

"What a rude voice."

Allen's eyebrows were dancing with joy, but he didn't stop his movements.

A chirping sound was like a slit in the cloth, like a crack in space, and a majestic island could be vaguely seen sitting in it.

At the same time, in Paradise Island.

"Her Majesty the Queen, the warning circle has responded. Someone is destroying the barrier."

After hearing the report of the Amazon warriors, Amazon Queen Hippolyta stood up from the throne suddenly.

She was worried that Atlantis would launch a sneak attack. Once the barrier failed, the Amazons would become passive.

Paradise Island, surrounded by the sea, can only fight defensively and has no ability to take the initiative.

The strange thing is that when the Seed Throwing God King was designed from the factory, it forgot to consider the water combat ability.

"Immediately mobilize the troops to investigate, and we must not give the enemy an opportunity to take advantage of it."

"As you command, Your Majesty!"

Following an order, groups of Amazon female warriors mounted their war horses to inspect the island, and even the troops on the city walls went on alert.

Facing the declaration of war from the United Kingdom of Atlantis, the Amazons had to prepare for war.

Due to the unequal numbers and disadvantage of the combat environment, Diana had to agree to go out to find Namor to quell the war.

If the two sides really go to war, without external intervention, Paradise Island will definitely lose.

As for God King Zeus, we can't count on him.

Following the agreement of the old gods, the gods who are powerful enough to overturn the world must leave the earth and not interfere in mortal affairs, unless a world-destroying disaster occurs.

Therefore, even if the paradise island is destroyed, Zeus will not interfere in the human world.

Hippolyta rode a white horse and came in person, which not only gave the tribesmen morale, but also prevented them from staying away when the war broke out.

The sea was calm and calm, which made people wonder if there was something wrong with the barrier. There was no trace of the enemy at all. However, considering that the enemy was attacking from the sea, they did not dare to take it lightly.

"Report to the Queen, no enemies have been found on the west side of the island."

"Report to the Queen, no enemies have been found on the east side of the island."

"Report to the Queen, no enemies have been found on the south side of the island."

"Report to the Queen, no enemies have been found on the north side of the island."

"Report to the Queen, no enemies have been found outside the island."

Um…

For a moment, all eyes turned to the fifth person reporting.

Everyone looked at him up and down with their eyes blinking.

"Sisters, don't stare at people, it's really annoying."

Allen raised his orchid fingers and responded with a shy look.

"Who are you?"

Hippolyta almost had the word disgust written on her face.

At this time, Allen was wearing the leather armor of an Amazon female warrior, with a coconut shell cut in half on her chest. She adjusted her chest with both hands, and said coquettishly: "Just because she has more hair on her chest, she suspects that she is not a girl. She must be broad and purple." .”

As he spoke, Allen squeezed a coconut shell with both arms and showed off: "Is my career line deep?"

hiss…

This guy is seriously ill.

If he really was an enemy, the first thing he should do when he got to the island was hide him. He actually threw himself into a trap and used a coconut shell to disguise himself as an Amazon. Is this an insult to everyone's intelligence?

"Your Majesty, there are enemies ashore."

At this time, a female warrior hurried over, wearing Allen's clothes.

She recognized Allen who attacked her at a glance. He had short hair and a coconut shell on his chest. Anyone who was not blind could recognize him.

"It's him, it's him."

The female warrior pointed at Allen angrily and complained: "Your Majesty, this lunatic attacked me. He not only took off my clothes and put them on himself, but also forced me to wear his clothes. You can't let him go."

"Introduce..., uh..., that..., um..., I don't have it, you admitted the wrong person, I can swear on my predecessor and my current one." Allen's eyes dodge, he raised his hands and vowed.

In the history of Paradise Island, the first human to land on the island turned out to be a mentally ill person, which is quite embarrassing to say.

"Lock him up and continue to be on guard."

Hippolyta figured out that the other party was not an Atlantean, so she took him into custody for observation.

There is no conflict between Amazons and land humans, so there is no need to kill them when they meet.

Two strong female Amazon warriors stepped forward, one on the left and one on the right, carrying Allen away. They looked at him curiously from the corner of their eyes.

After all, there are no men on Paradise Island. Suddenly a rare product appears, and naturally I am curious about what is different.

"Auntie, do you like little puppies?"

Allen bared his teeth and asked: "What do you think of me? Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof..."

The Amazon female warrior on the left rolled her eyes and ignored him.

"Sister, do you like being single and licking dogs?"

Allen stuck out his tongue and made a sound: "Ah, gurgle, gurgle..., hiss, isn't my tongue very flexible? I have specially trained it. I can put a coin against the wall and keep licking it for half an hour without falling off. It's so scary." Pia."

The Amazon female warrior could only think about fighting. She couldn't understand what Allen was saying at all. She just felt that her brain was abnormal and her words were illogical.

Move the person to a cell.

Allen collapsed on the ground and said with tears in his eyes: "Since there is no way to escape your vicious hands, I can only let you control me."

Allen lay down on his back, closed his eyes and said, "Come on, beast, don't pity me because I am a delicate flower, I will cooperate with any position."

Bang!

The cell door is closed and a chain is added.

Allen leaned against the iron railing, stretched out his hand, and shouted miserably at the Amazon female warrior who pulled away: "No..."