American comics: This guy is crazy

At midnight.

Tony took his wife and daughter into their new home.

The sea view villa that was originally located in the suburbs was attacked by the Extremis organization and was abandoned.

However, for Tony, who has a fortune of hundreds of billions, the loss is insignificant.

Because Morgan had been kidnapped, Pepper was worried that it would happen again, so she simply slept with her daughter.

It cannot be ruled out that Morgan got up in the middle of the night and transformed into Symbian and escaped.

After Tony finished washing, he lay on the bed and turned off the light to prepare for sleep.

Just as he closed his eyes, a figure moved quietly in the darkness.

Snap!

A flash of fire reflected the light of the fire.

Then the spark ignited by the fuse burned.

As soon as he heard the noise, Tony opened his eyes to check the situation.

I saw a figure lifting the quilt.

Crackling...

The sound of firecrackers made a muffled sound under the quilt.

In a moment, Tony hurriedly lifted up the quilt and rolled out of bed, then reached out and turned on the light.

"Ellen!?"

He saw Allen standing at the end of the bed holding a lighter, and asked angrily: "You are mentally ill, why are you setting off firecrackers on my bed?"

"Who told you not to call me uncle?"

Revenge is over.

When it's over, brush off your clothes and go.

Allen stepped into the portal in one step, walking very gracefully without looking back.

However, Tony waited numbly for the firecrackers to go off, and his mind recalled the threatening words Allen had said on the island.

"I'm really #@￥￥@, I'm really #R$#$@, damn #@#￥#￥*..."

Tony could only curse helplessly, with extremely maternal greetings in his words.

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The next day.

Alan went out early in the morning.

It’s market day again on Friday.

The charity organization distributes supplies extra on Fridays. After all, we need two weekends off, and we are worried that the homeless will have nowhere to find food. Therefore, we donate food for two more days to ensure that they can survive safely.

Squeezed in the crowd, Allen scrambled to find the clothes in the iron frame.

"Damn, the new shoes are so beautiful."

In the end, Allen grabbed a pair of blue rubber-soled flip-flops and exited the treasure box opening session with satisfaction.

Volunteers are used to it.

Alan is often seen coming to collect supplies.

Although he is wearing a clean hospital gown and doesn’t smell like a homeless man’s sweat, at least he never takes more than he needs and is sometimes very picky.

This time, I only took away a pair of slippers and ignored other clothes.

"Alan, why don't you get some casual clothes?"

Volunteer Mary kindly reminded: "Wearing a hospital gown can easily attract weird looks."

"No, I think it's good to be a psychopath."

Alan looked like he was mentally ill and proud of himself.

Sure enough, he was as confident as ever.

Seeing this, Mary stopped trying to persuade her.

In fact, they all know that this guy is a superhero, but his brain is abnormal.

"It's so confusing. I want new shoes, but I can't bear to part with the slippers on my feet."

Allen looked at the brand new flip-flops with a bitter look on his face, unable to choose between the two.

"Why don't you wear it on your hands?" Mary suggested casually.

Suddenly, Allen cast a shocked look with wide eyes.

"I'm just joking, don't be angry."

The thought of mental illness made Mary mistakenly think that she had angered Allen, and she couldn't help but quickly change her story.

"Shet, you are such a genius, why didn't I think of that?" Allen said happily.

"..."

In front of everyone, Allen put on flip-flops with both hands, and then stood on his head and walked with his hands.

"goodbye!"

Before leaving, Allen waved his foot very politely.

On this day, a mentally ill man appeared in Gotham City who was walking upside down with his hands in slippers. Pedestrians along the way retreated when they saw him.

"Father, do you think it's Allen?"

On the rooftop, Damian pointed at a figure.

Bruce beside him looked around, frowning and said angrily: "Ignore him, let him play alone."

Recently, the comedy group has been doing a lot of things, and he is a little worried.

Allen, who had formed a comedy team, did not stop him, which made Bruce furious.

At this time, Allen stopped and looked at the lawn next to a residential building.

"Old TV."

On the lawn, there is a pile of debris that is furniture that residents do not need. It is placed outside waiting for those in need to take it away.

After all, labor costs are very expensive in America, and it may cost hundreds of dollars to hire someone to clean it out.

"The wild resources have been refreshed."

Allen looked around and found that no one was paying attention. He picked up the TV and rushed to Arkham Asylum.

You know, he brought back a video tape summoning Sadako from his last time travel, and it needed an old-fashioned TV to play it.

First of all, I have no money, and secondly, no one is selling worthless antiques.

He happily rushed back to Arkham Asylum with the TV in his arms.

The security guards on duty cast surprised looks.

In their understanding, Allen usually comes back in the middle of the night, and it is a bit unreasonable to go home in the middle of the day.

Of course, who has nothing to care about a psychotic idea.

Once in the private room, lock the door.

Allen found the socket and plugged it in, then turned on the TV to confirm that it could play normally.

"Azhen, after such a long time, we can finally meet again."

With that said, he took out the video tape from his crotch and stuffed it into the gap under the TV screen.

With an expectant look on his face, Allen took off his pants to his knees, faced the screen, and said coquettishly: "I want to give Ah Zhen a surprise. The ring on it is like a proposal. Hehe... Ah Zhen will definitely be very happy." happy."

However, Allen's expression suddenly froze.

…

‘The time and space anchor has been locked, and the host can travel through it. ’

‘You can currently choose professional knights, necromancers, and druids. ’

‘Warm reminder: The seventh career upgrade experience is increased by 150% in difficulty. ’

…

The sudden seventh time traveling caught Allen off guard.

"System, did you do it on purpose?"

Allen said angrily: "You can't want me to be single and want me to be a single person all my life."

The system prompts that the time for choosing a career is shortening by the minute. However, the person involved remains unmoved and curses himself.

…

‘Selection timeout, random allocation in progress. ’

‘Congratulations to the host for choosing the Necromancer profession. ’

…

‘The available multivariate lines are as follows:’

‘Justice camp: Magical Alliance, Parliament of Elements, Cybertron. ’

‘Evil camp: Kang’s Reign, Deadpool’s Legion, Darkest Night. ’

…

"I just don't choose. I want to have a tryst with Ah Zhen."

Allen shouted angrily: "Nanawi already has a partner, I am the protagonist, how can I be alone, is there any justice, is there any law, idiot author, come out to me, I want to open a harem, I want to be a Stallions, I want to see one push the other, push the other and throw the other..."

Allen, who was scolding vigorously, completely ignored the system prompts for time.

Anyway, I'm used to passive acceptance, and it doesn't matter what world I go to.

…

‘Selection timeout, random allocation in progress. ’

‘Congratulations to the host for choosing Darkest Night. ’

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