American comics: This guy is crazy

The song ended.

The humans watching the live broadcast were exhausted.

In fact, Allen's dance steps were too abstract and the movements were too large. Some of the elderly fainted on the spot, while the young and strong seemed to have taken a blue pill and fought in bed all night.

They were dizzy and their legs couldn't stop shaking.

Bruce looked like he had no desire to live. His consciousness was numb and he allowed his body to make shameful gestures.

While Barry was dancing, he accidentally triggered the speed force and his whole body became a mosaic, and his true face could not be seen.

As soon as the singing stopped.

Countless demons breathed a sigh of relief and finally stopped the unbearable and damnable dance steps.

"Vile knowledge entered my head."

Allen stuck out his tongue, shook his head, and sang: "Shake your head and throw out the vile knowledge."

Here it comes again!

Just because their bodies shook and stuck out their tongues together.

"Student scumbags are singing songs, and we present them to you with all our heart."

"What subjects do you know? You can take hundreds of points if you want. Calcium hydride and calcium oxide, as well as carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine and neon... If you don't know any subject, you can take it. If you fail again, I'll ask your grandma..."

The style of the song has changed.

It's no longer the sadness that surged in my heart, but all kinds of knowledge kept emerging in my mind.

From math problems to geometric figures, all the way to the vastness of the universe and stars.

All of them are world problems that ordinary people would feel numb at the sight of, and they appeared without any signs.

It's like your grandma who loves you, regardless of whether you are full, she feeds you food regardless of life or death.

There is a kind of love that your grandma thinks you are not full.

"It hurts, it hurts, my head hurts."

"I can't calculate, I really can't calculate, this question is too difficult."

"I don't want to go to school, I don't want to study, I don't want to..."

The effect of this song on humans is to experience the torture of going to school again, and the whole body and mind resist from the inside out, like an unshakable nightmare.

Questions that looked like heavenly books popped up in their minds one by one.

To be honest, they would rather face the devil than solve the problem.

"The triangle is stable, hiss..., the straight line between two points is the shortest, hiss..., the algorithm for the square is..."

The devil, who was originally simple-minded, drooled as he learned the content in his mind.

However, the CPU was smoking.

The time is ripe.

The gods are going to fight.

Three hundred and sixty-six flags were shining brightly, and the gods of heaven walked out of them.

"Brothers, this vote is over, and our heaven is really done."

The Neurotic Emperor raised his arm and called, and 365 righteous gods rushed towards the devil like wolves and tigers.

In the spirit realm, evil ghosts and fierce ghosts were cleared, and only the righteous gods were hatched. As for the increase in strength, it was just manifested in reality.

Looking at the number of demons all over Los Angeles, the spirituality reflected was enough to sublimate and transform.

No one could see this scene, just because the humans before the live broadcast were immersed in the ocean of knowledge.

On the contrary, the demons died unknowingly while thinking about the problem.

Allen only needed to keep singing and dancing to control the effect, which was enough to give the gods time to kill the demons.

With the sublimation and transformation, the righteous gods comprehended various magical powers and accelerated the process of eliminating the demons.

Waiting for the time when humans wake up.

There is no trace of demons in Los Angeles.

The sky has become sunny again, and the hell passages are all closed. Only the broken walls and ruins indicate that there have been events that endangered humans.

"Master, where are you?"

Bruce woke up and looked at the rooftop. There were no flags flying, and there was no trace of Allen. There was only the hungry Flash Barry.

Maintaining the speed force for a long time, Barry fell into a state of shock without the energy from food.

On the ground, the soldiers who woke up one after another looked at the deserted city and couldn't help but feel lucky to have survived.

At the same time, the official level launched a search for Allen, trying to control him to deter countries around the world.

As long as it is a person, there are weaknesses, and once a person has weaknesses, he can be controlled.

Money, beauty, power, all can be offered.

Unfortunately, Allen is no longer in this universe, and quietly returned to his main universe.

…

Arkham Fortress.

"Left Bag, Right Bag, did you miss me?"

Allen held a red bat in each hand, and covered his body with shower gel and foam.

The first thing to enjoy after returning is taking a bath. After all, mental illnesses must pay attention to hygiene.

It was unexpected that I didn't see the three funny people.

The Joker, Penguin, and Riddler often discussed important matters in the fortress.

However, Nanawei was very puzzled when he was not at home.

He is a married man, and it is very indecent to go out often.

Of course, Allen didn't take it to heart, thinking that the happiest thing in life is taking a bath.

At this moment, in the new nest of the blood clan.

Lilith was planning the future of her clan, and suddenly a shy touch came over, and her pale cheeks immediately flushed.

"Damn it, why does it take so long to wash there?"

The real-time synchronous feedback of the touch allowed Lilith to clearly perceive its shape.

But she had no choice but to go to the door to ask for the missing parts, fearing that it would lead to the real extermination of the blood clan.

But she was used to it, and it was not the first time for a novice to experience it.

Lilith leaned back in the chair calmly, quietly waiting for the end of the torture.

It is not ruled out that she has already accepted it and learned to enjoy it.

Alan rinsed off the foam and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Wow..., I am pure and smooth again."

At this time, raise your right hand.

Alan said to himself: "Xiaoyou, you want..."

After that, Alan became shy, dodging his eyes and sneaking a glance at his right hand, and said coquettishly: "Only once, it's troublesome for me to wash it again."

"Xiaozuo, stop it, we have broken up, and we can't do such intimate things anymore."

"Xiaoyou, you mean to use a little shower gel to make it smoother, you are so considerate."

Alan squeezed the shower gel into the palm of his right hand with a wicked look, and his eyes were full of expectation.

"Commander."

"Ah..."

The holographic projection of Unita suddenly appeared in the shower room, and Alan was so scared that he quickly pressed two points on his chest.

Approaching, only one pair of hands can't cover three points, it's not impossible to sacrifice a little.

"Unita Sensen, it's not what you think, I just want to wash my armpits."

Alan found a reason for himself and said with a firm face: "Yes, I am washing my armpits. Putting something in them often can easily breed bacteria."

"I believe you unconditionally, Commander." Unita glanced at him lightly and said seriously: "I have something to report."

"Can you wait a moment, let me put on my clothes, it's embarrassing to be attacked while taking a shower." Allen lowered his head shyly, not daring to look directly at her.

"I'll wait for you in the hall."

Before turning off the holographic projection, Unita reminded: "Commander, I suggest you turn it out and wash it. Dirt accumulates for a long time, which is easy to cause bacterial infection and inflammation. If you have time, you can consider circumcision."

"..."