American comics: This guy is crazy

“A pretty average stay.”

Allen let go of the ghost bride's hand, walked straight to the roadside, and grabbed a floor tile forcefully.

Boom…

Floor tiles smashed straight into the glass of the house.

Suddenly, the glass was smashed to pieces.

The corners of the ghost bride's eyes twitched, it was such a long time since she'd been alive.

For the first time, I saw someone running rampant in the spiritual realm.

"Old eunuch, come out here."

Allen put his hands on his hips and yelled at the house: "You're a pervert who doesn't know how to dress up as a woman. Are you afraid of my uncle's python disaster? If you have the guts, come out and I'll whip you a few times from your waist." whip."

"..."

The curse was so filthy.

The Ghost Bride seems to refresh her understanding of it.

It’s completely impossible to see how the little bird looked like before.

At the same time, a figure could be seen vaguely at the window of a nearby residence.

Obviously, the evil spirits were watching the fire from the other side to join in the fun.

Everyone likes to watch fun, let alone evil spirits transformed from humans.

Furthermore, evil spirits like to stay at home and never maintain relations with neighbors.

Seeing that there was no movement in the haunted house, Allen took off another floor tile and threw it at another window.

There was a bang.

Then there was Allen's curse.

"Damn eunuch, you must have thought that men would fall in love with you if you cut them off, but in the end, you were wishful thinking. You are really pitiful. You lacked love since you were young, you lacked calcium when you grew up, you are not handsome, and you are not good at playing. In addition to making other people drool, you... ,can,do,what..."

Bang!

The door suddenly opened on its own.

A tall figure in a black wedding dress stood at the door and stared at Allen fiercely.

The ghost bride had already hid by the trash can, fearing that she would be implicated.

The old ghost man is indeed a very perverted person in the ghost community. He cannot hold back his resentment and is strong enough. He is considered a very powerful group of evil spirits and is very likely to grow into a powerful ghost in the future.

Li Gui can be said to be the most powerful person in the ghost city.

However, having said that, Allen's scolding was indeed vicious, and he continued to express the pain of others.

"I want you to die."

The ghost old man lifted up the black gauze curtain, his wrinkled and pale face showing cruelty.

Ten nails stretched out like sharp blades, lingering with a layer of dark energy.

"Your nails are so long, do you use them to scrape when you go to the toilet?"

Allen shook his head and walked towards a street light.

Under the confused gaze of the ghost old man, he watched Allen pull up the lamp pole with his bare hands.

"You are destined to die, don't run away if you have the guts."

Allen spoke harshly and picked up the lamp pole to try his hand.

"Mortals, this is the spiritual realm. Being strong doesn't mean it's strength."

As he spoke, the ghost old man was filled with dark resentment.

In an instant, the figure was enveloped in black energy like a strong wind, killing him.

The evil spirits hiding in the haunted house and joining in the fun seemed to have seen Allen's end.

Dark resentment can corrode a person's soul, and it will melt into black energy and increase the power of the ghost old man.

Therefore, in the eyes of the evil spirits, Allen is destined to die.

Just because in the spiritual realm, the power of evil spirits can be fully displayed.

Bang!

For a moment, there was silence.

Many disbelieving looks, seeing completely different results.

Allen unexpectedly hit the pole with a stick, causing the old man to sink deeply into the ground, and all his resentment seemed to be dissipating.

Bang!

"The spiritual realm is amazing. Is there anything that I, the Temporary Buddha Bole, can't control?"

Bang!

"Strength is not strength, is it agility?"

Bang!

"Why don't you show off?"

Bang!

"Is it because you don't like to pretend by nature?"

Bang!

"Did you castrate yourself just to show off?"

Bang!

"..."

One stroke after another is like a critical hit.

Not only did it hit the old ghost, but it also hit the hearts of all the evil spirits.

The final shot fell.

The ghost old man couldn't reconcile himself to death.

At this moment, the stars in the center of the temple of the gods suddenly flashed, then dimmed and disappeared into the palace.

‘The Nervous Emperor has returned to his throne! ’

A message indicates that a righteous god has been born on the main seat of the temple of gods.

Close your eyes and look inside.

As if from God's perspective, Allen was already sitting on the throne directly above him in a magnificent palace, wearing a hospital gown.

"This is the Nervous Emperor!?"

It's a completely new me.

Opening his eyes again, Allen quietly activated the magic of inviting gods.

Three feet above the head reflected a bright divine light.

Before I saw the person, I heard his voice first.

"There was a loud bang in the sky, and I made a shining appearance."

Pointing one finger to the sky and the other to the ground, the nervous Emperor who looked exactly like Allen said domineeringly: "I am the only one in heaven and earth."

There was a bang.

Allen looked at the Nervous Emperor and was so embarrassed that the lamp pole in his hand dropped to the ground.

"Why do you throw things around? What if it hits children? If you don't hit children, it's not good if you hit flowers and plants."

The Nervous Emperor earnestly picked up the lamppost, weighed it and felt that he was satisfied.

"Are you pretending to be Tang Monk?" Allen asked.

"Isn't that right? Buddha is the Tao. Why should we distinguish it so clearly? Sometimes it's better for people to be a little confused. That's good." The Nervous Emperor clasped his hands together, as if he were a monk.

"Help me fight."

Allen pointed to a haunted house opposite, where an evil spirit wearing a human skin mask was hiding, and said, "I've seen him unhappy for a long time. This guy is in COS Chainsaw Massacre."

"It's so unqualified to go out and fight. When you have time, let's sit down and drink tea and talk more about life."

The Neurotic Emperor doted on Allen's cheek and coaxed him, "Be good, don't fight."

Damn, I raised a good guy.

If you don't fight, what's the point?

"Don't stare at me with your big eyes. As the saying goes, no one will do anything without benefits."

The Neurotic Emperor said clearly, "Now when you are out in the underworld, you are not the stupid Qinglong brother with tattoos all over your chest and back. You might get killed by others and leave without saying a word. We are all decent people, wearing suits, drinking red wine and smoking cigars. Who wants to fight if there is no money to be made?"

"..."

This time, Allen was silenced.

The Neurotic Emperor was like the leader of the Hongxing who had come ashore. He said one thing and one thing, and he was completely a businessman.

"Boss Shen..., if you don't take action, how can more righteous gods be born? Without so many righteous gods, how can we grow stronger? If we don't grow stronger, who will give us face when we go out? We can't scare people without a face." Allen flattered.

"That makes sense. When Tianting Enterprise was first established, it was necessary to recruit more employees. I am the chairman and you are a shareholder. You cannot do everything yourself."

The Nervous Emperor carried the lamp pole and walked to the door of the haunted house opposite, shouting: "Listen, little ghost inside, do you want to die or do I want to destroy the house?"

Alan and the ghost bride hid in the distance and watched the performance of the Nervous Emperor.

After waiting for a minute, there was no response.

The Nervous Emperor seemed to have lost his patience. His originally calm face suddenly became violent and cruel: "You don't know how to respect me. If you don't accept my toast, you will be punished. If you don't follow the rules of the road, then follow my rules."

Suddenly, he chopped the haunted house with a pole.