American comics: This guy is crazy

"Do you know me?"

Daredevil Matthew looked at the strange man in front of him.

Although he was blind, he had radar-like hearing.

"Excuse me, Lawyer Ma, the wife-killer, I have heard of you on the street."

Alan clasped his hands and introduced himself: "I am Malefake, specializing in justice for the disabled. It is obvious that you are blind and I am mentally ill. We should support each other and create a harmonious future together."

"..."

After a long time, Matthew said awkwardly: "Thank you."

"Don't struggle anymore. I don't want to attack my former colleagues." Falcon warned.

How could Alan, who never changed his nature, give in easily? He said stubbornly: "Old baby."

Have you ever considered the feelings of patients with hemorrhoids?

The question is who can get in?

At this moment, Natasha was in a dilemma, with Falcon blocking in front and drones blocking the road behind.

The tracking signal belonging to Wolverine on the map disappeared.

"Excuse me, I, Malefake, never expect anything in return for doing good things."

However, many heroes who support the bill also encountered the same problem, so they completely dispelled their speculations, because they really couldn't take care of everything at the moment.

At the same time, Tony received a request for help from Peter, which was naturally about the missing Aunt May.

Alan speculated in a mean way: "An old woman in her eighties or nineties has improper thoughts about a young man in his early twenties like me. She is really shameless. Hey, hey, hey..., why are you strangling my neck..., you shameless..."

Natasha's sudden move to tear open her shirt really made Alan excited.

A figure fell from the sky and blocked Natasha's escape route.

And the heroes frowned, what happened was too strange.

Natasha belongs to S.H.I.E.L.D., so it is impossible for her to comply with the official bill.

There must be someone ambushing in secret, otherwise how could a basketball fall.

So Alan can fish in troubled waters and hit the heroes from behind.

Natasha turned around and shot an electric pulse at the drone. The strong current instantly burned the control chip, so that the Falcon could focus on one target.

"But it didn't."

The two of them were like father and son, so they naturally couldn't just sit back and watch.

After that, Allen turned around and waved, saying, "I have something to do and I'll leave first. You can ask the Justice League for help."

Unfortunately, what he got in return was disappointment.

That's right, Natasha saw a touch of lace and wanted to tear it apart to see what it was.

Of course, just one Wolverine probably wouldn't attract much attention. Maybe the Avengers didn't even notice that one person was missing.

"Black Widow."

She had seen her hiding things on her body more than once, in her armpits and butt cracks, and now she didn't even spare her crotch.

Allen covered his chest with both hands, with a look of shame and anger on his face, and panting through his nostrils.

Suddenly, she saw that Allen's collar had an unusual dress.

Natasha strangled his neck with one hand and pinched his nose with the other, saying viciously, "Who are you calling an old woman? I'll give you another chance to say it again."

Boom!

Dongdong...

At the same time, the Falcon equipped with a single-soldier flying wing developed by the military was hovering in the sky.

Alan dragged the unconscious Falcon and walked straight to Natasha, asking in a showy manner: "Are you confused by my heroic act of saving the beauty?"

"Are you crazy? Why are you wearing a bra?"

Alan explained proudly: "I found it too troublesome to wipe my butt when I went to the toilet, so I put this thing in. When I was done, I just pulled it out and didn't have to wipe it clean. Isn't it very practical?"

Falcon couldn't help but suspect that the guy in the dark had poor eyesight and hit the position too far away.

"Who?"

"No."

The expected scene did not happen. Allen just took out a cardboard circle.

Many heroes on the Avengers side were chasing heroes who switched to the Justice League.

The simplest way to stop black people from committing violent incidents is to give them a basketball or a serving of watermelon fried chicken.

"Okay."

If you want to support the implementation of the bill, you must show that you have the ability to protect the families of heroes. Otherwise, no matter how much you say, it will still be unconvincing, and it may cause the Avengers members to fall apart.

Deliberately divert the attention of the Justice League and the Avengers to the rescue.

Bang!

With only one side providing lift, Falcon fell 180 degrees and hit his head hard on the ground and fell into a coma.

"Oops, there is an ambush."

Falcon thought it was not good, so he spread his wings and immediately chose to take off and prepare to escape.

Natasha resumed her cold and arrogant attitude and said disdainfully: "It's impossible for you, don't be so self-indulgent."

Suddenly, the family of the hero was kidnapped, which seemed to be a bit of a self-torture.

However, Falcon came from the military and firmly supported the bill.

"Don't go, Black Widow, I have many new inventions, but they are all designed for human characteristics. Do you want to see them?"

In fact, the comedy group has been busy with kidnapping and secretly detained.

"..."

"A woman who says one thing and means another dares not face her own heart."

Sure enough, it was a black lace bra, and what's more annoying was that two holes were cut out. Normal people would never do it, but it seemed very reasonable to Allen.

The two of them looked at the rooftop at the same time.

The next second, Alan's hand reached into his crotch, and Natasha hurriedly stopped him.

A basketball suddenly fell in front of Falcon.

"Shame on you, I just want to look bigger in the chest muscles, it's embarrassing to expose it."

Allen asked with joy: "What are you looking forward to?"

The previous basketball only attracted attention, and Allen came to his side invisible.

"Sam, I don't want to make a move on you either."

In fact, the current situation is very complicated.

Falcon puts on his goggles again, and a fierce battle is necessary.

And at this moment, Stark Industries Building.

Take advantage of this opportunity.

"First investigate the Owl Council and rescue the family members."

"No, what's the point of hiding a cardboard circle center?"

Um! ?

"Hard! Hard!"

Natasha looked at Allen calmly, thinking that mental illness shouldn't be in Gotham, so why did he appear in New York again.

Visually, it is very majestic.

Therefore, we need to continue our efforts to kidnap more people and bring them back.

"Little fool."

As a result, just when it was about to take off, one side lost lift, and suddenly it was discovered that a strange man was holding the metal wings.

Natasha has a very high level of special agent quality, and staying calm in times of trouble is the most basic requirement.

Natasha was so angry that she inserted two fingers into Allen's nostrils and stirred them up.

For example, Natasha, who still had her senses, firmly objected, and Falcon volunteered to carry out the arrest mission.

As soon as she heard the word 'old woman', Natasha turned into a furious lion, walked directly behind Allen, and used judo locks.

As she walked through the city streets, Natasha wore a close-fitting leather jacket as always, escaping from the drones tracking her from above.

"I hope you don't blame me."

"Of course it makes sense."

Allen buttoned up the buttons aggrievedly, then asked with a suspicious look on his face: "Sister, are you jealous just now? Your anger is written on your face."

"Stop it!"

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"Ouch, what are you doing, you bastard?"

Natasha looked warily at the tent held up by Allen's lower body.

Perhaps Captain America Steve's departure has led to changes in the original camp personnel.

Instantly loosened.

Natasha didn't want to talk to the madman anymore and turned around to leave. Allen grabbed one of the wings of the falcon and dragged it after him. He said mysteriously, "Do you want to know who kidnapped the superhero's family?"

"who?"