American comics: This guy is crazy

"Eighty! Eighty! Eighty..."

Allen drove the excavator on the back of the starship bug. The shovel fell one shovel after another, digging out a piece of meat deeply every time.

The starship bug twisted and rolled in intense pain, trying to shake off the trouble on its back.

[Kill the starship bug, experience +100000]

[Enough experience, current warrior level Lv120. 】

[Tip: Complete the requirements and you can return to the original timeline at any time. 】

"You fed me in one go. I am really too delicate. Unlike the madam who knows this well, she can still talk and laugh with her customers 24 hours a day, and smoke a cigarette and touch up her makeup."

The shy expression on Allen's face was replaced by a look of pity, and he murmured: "It would be so cool to be able to explode the equipment."

…

[Character]: Allen (5/10)

[Occupation]: lv120 warrior

【Skill】

Weapon Proficiency: Become proficient with any melee weapon quickly.

Weapon Edge lv1: A layer of Weapon Edge provides attack distance, and the distance increases by 10% as the level increases.

Madness Burning Blood lv1: Burns 1% blood every minute, all attributes increase by 100%, as the skill level increases, the burning speed slows down, and all attributes increase by percentage.

Barbaric Stomach: Can replenish blood through barbaric eating, and reserve extra blood. The amount of blood reserve is determined based on physical fitness.

Blood-soaked form: In the crazy blood-burning state, it will automatically turn on when the killing value is reached, thus entering the war and getting stronger, and unlocking the blood prison field and the blood front.

Blood Prison Field: The blood of the enemy is killed to form a field, and at the same time, oneself enters the blood-locking mode until the killing stops.

Blood Blade: Basic attack adds a blood shadow for 100% damage.

[Time]: 1355, the land of nothingness.

[Requirement]: If your current career reaches level 120, you can return to the original timeline.

…

"Fuck you grandma with long black stockings and long legs. Pretend I haven't played with tainted milk powder, right?"

Allen looked at the introduction of the new comprehension skills with a look of disgust on his face, and said firmly: "The idiot author must have borrowed the red dog from the poisonous milk powder, and introduced a rubbish profession, a version of the sewer, ahem... ugh."

Experience is no longer needed, and looking at the Zerg army feels boring.

Allen looked like a fast guy who walked into a dark alley and came out in less than five minutes, with a serious look on his face indicating that he was not interested in women.

Let’s not ask if it’s serious or not, but let’s talk about whether it’s fast or not.

"Goodbye, Beibei."

As soon as he finished speaking, the colorful excavator transformed into a will-o'-the-wisp again. Allen did not forget to wave to the following Zerg army and said: "Don't send it anymore. Our species are all different, and it is impossible to have results."

The next moment, it instantly accelerated into a colorful stream of light and disappeared into the vast starry sky.

The Zerg army, which suddenly lost its target, looked at the direction Allen left at a loss.

…

Coward star.

After experiencing a colorful fiasco, they encountered the Zerg war again.

Sinestro ordered the Yellow Lantern Corps not to get involved.

He smelled a hint of conspiracy and felt that there was someone behind the scenes manipulating the war. He had to wait for the culprit to come forward before the Yellow Lantern Corps could fight for the benefits.

At the same time, they need to factor in the Green Lantern Corps.

It seems like a catastrophic war that affects the universe, but in fact, in Sinestro's eyes, it may be an opportunity to rise.

Beep beep beep beep…

A familiar and heart-stopping voice echoed in the planet's sky.

The Yellow Lanterns, who had nothing to do, subconsciously stretched out their hands to protect their buttocks.

The unbearable memories that should have gradually faded away suddenly became clear in my mind.

"come out!"

Sinestro rose into the sky, roaring loudly to cover up his inner panic.

As the leader of the Yellow Lantern Corps, he was also helpless and could not avoid showing his timid side in front of his subordinates.

"Lin, soldier, fight, zhe, column..."

The magic sound surrounds my ears.

Not long ago, the shameful trick and spell reappeared.

Sinestro was so panicked that he clamped his legs, covered his crotch with one hand, and protected his chest with the other. He became reasonable and said: "Eren, stop making trouble, come out and let's talk, why bother making it difficult to get off the stage."

"OK."

Allen, who had withdrawn his invisibility, was already less than three meters in front of him. He had already made a thousand-year-old gesture and said with a smile: "Uncle Sai, did you miss me?"

"think."

I think about killing you every moment.

Sinestro added mentally.

Allen flipped his hair coquettishly and said proudly: "Excellent men are always remembered."

"..."

Sinestro adjusted his mood and asked tentatively: "Are you okay?"

"I met a wild Ultraman, and I hit him with a single strike until he turned on the red light. Then, I kept chasing him, and I happened to pass by here to have a meal."

Immediately, Allen said solemnly: "I just thought that the universe is facing a crisis, so I am preparing to form the Lantern Corps to save all living beings."

"..."

The more Sinestro listened, the more he felt something was wrong. He teamed up with the madman to win over the young man. He suddenly had an idea and said, "I recommend you invite the Green Lantern Corps. Their duty is to maintain the order of the universe."

"I don't know the location of Planet OA." Allen said helplessly, spreading his hands.

"It doesn't matter, I can help you lead the way."

Sinestro felt so happy to be able to trick the Green Lantern Corps.

"In return for your help, I invite the Yellow Lantern Corps to join the Colorful Corps."

"ah!?"

The boomerang hit him.

Sinestro's face suddenly fell, and he was unwilling to be associated with a madman.

"how?"

Allen narrowed his eyes and said, "Don't want to?"

"Can you not join?" Sinestro asked awkwardly.

"Don't you have any sense of justice?"

Putting his hands together and showing off the Millennium Kill, Allen solemnly said: "As a lantern, I don't have any sense of mission. I am ashamed to be in the company of you. I will accept the justice."

"stop!"

As soon as he saw Allen's action, Sinestro's already receding hairline shrank back a few centimeters, and he hurriedly advised: "Don't be so impulsive. I mean to join in the name of the Yellow Lantern Corps." , and then get out later.”

"real?"

Allen cast a questioning look of distrust.

"Really." Sinestro said sincerely.

It doesn't matter if you don't agree, otherwise the Yellow Lantern Corps will have another glorious sunflower memory.

It's like going crazy with a mental illness. When the situation turns bad, you turn around and retreat. At worst, you won't have the base camp.

Following Sinestro's orders, the Yellow Lanterns gathered together in the sky.

They saw that although Allen had hatred, he did not dare to show it.

In full view of everyone, Allen read out a welcome speech: "Intelligent life has been locked. Lanterns of the Yellow Lantern Corps, you have the ability to spread colorful justice to the universe. Welcome to join the Colorful Corps."

Allen raised his hands and released seven rays of light, one of which was a green light rising from his crotch.

Of course, it was just a welcome speech, and there was no recruitment process for the Lantern Ring.

However, Allen felt that it was very formal and seemed more formal.