American comics: This guy is crazy

"Alan, calm down, the citizens of Gotham are innocent."

Edward patiently persuaded him, and for the first time he felt that he still had a kind side.

Allen said sternly: "Dehua, you always said that Aba is smarter than you in Arkham. This is your chance to prove yourself. Aba fell into a trap and was kidnapped. If we can rescue him, it will indirectly prove one point." , you are smarter than him, and you still sit firmly on the throne of Gotham’s second wisest man.”

Edward was stunned. It seemed to make sense and he couldn't refute it.

"I disagree, Batman is the enemy of Gotham's criminals."

Cobot shook his head and refused, not wanting to live under the fear of bats anymore.

"Are you making progress together during your confrontation with A-Ba? Without A-Ba, you would have been standing still and eventually been eliminated by the wave of criminals. I hope you will recognize yourself."

"I'm different..."

Bang!

Allen rarely persuaded patiently, but Penguin was very embarrassed and refused to agree.

The logic doesn't make sense in physics.

Immediately, Allen punched through the solid brick wall, and his entire arm was not inserted into it. He still said kindly: "Can you block this punch after twenty years of effort?"

"I, I don't agree with others harming Batman, and I will resolutely crack down on dangerous elements." Copper said righteously.

"Good ideological awareness."

Allen nodded with satisfaction. Sure enough, the cornerstone of justice is physics.

Edward asked: "What should be done?"

"Tie up the mayor first."

"ah!?"

"..."

The rain stopped and it was dawn.

In an abandoned warehouse, a group of masked kidnappers kidnapped an old man who was nearing retirement.

When people sit at home, disaster comes from heaven.

Hamilton was sleeping soundly in the middle of the night when suddenly a group of masked men broke into his home, knocked him unconscious with a stick and took him away.

Pulling off his hood, he saw clearly the three people in front of him and more than a dozen masked kidnappers.

Woo woo woo...

He wanted to cry out for mercy, but with a sock stuffed in his mouth, he couldn't help but hope that it was not someone else's, and at least his own sock would make him feel better.

One person stepped forward and untied Hamilton's mouth, and immediately shouted: "Batman, Penguin, Scarecrow, I am the mayor, do you know what you are doing?"

"Let me go now, or the entire Gotham City police will want you." Hamilton threatened calmly.

Cobot pointed the tip of his umbrella against the opponent's nostrils and said with a ferocious smile: "Don't pretend to be crazy, tell me where is the real Batman?"

"I can not understand what you say."

A flash of panic flashed across Hamilton's face.

Of course he knew that the person in front of him was not the real Batman, but he couldn't tell the secret.

"Let me do the torture."

Allen held a gecko in his hand and walked towards the tough-talking Hamilton.

"What are you going to do, please stop, don't do it."

In horror, Hamilton watched the other person stuff a big gecko into his crotch, twisting his body in fear and shouting: "Take it out, take it out quickly, don't be like this, ahhh~"

Huh?

Allen tilted his head and said awkwardly: "I made the old man happy."

Hamilton bit his lip, his body tensed, and there was no sign of pain or happiness on his face, which made all the kidnappers look disgusted.

"Shet, I'm going to punish you, not the bell."

Allen said angrily: "Take off his shirt, I want to show the official authority of the Minister of Punishment."

The kidnappers were not particular about undoing the buttons one by one and tearing off the shirt.

At this time, Allen prepared two arm-thick glass test tubes, filled them with quite large wasps, and said: "Dehua, press on both sides of his chest."

"..."

Edward forced himself to do so.

A wasp sting is equivalent to breast augmentation.

After not holding on for long, Hamilton begged: "I said, please stop."

"No, you don't want to say it." Allen took out a big eel, waved it towards the old man and introduced, "This is the wild Pokemon I caught. It's really popular."

Allen put the half-dead eel close to his ear and started directing and acting in a serious way.

"Hmm... I'll listen to what you say."

"What, isn't this too cruel?"

"If you want to treat dishonest people, you should try the ten tortures of the Ministry of Punishment."

"If not, I'm afraid he won't be able to handle it at his age."

…

Everyone couldn't help but feel scared when they saw Allen's illness.

The level of madness is no longer suitable for treatment, and it is directly humanely destroyed.

"I really don't know the whereabouts of Batman. The people behind the scenes are all wealthy people in Gotham City. There will be a party at the Empire Hotel at 8:30 tonight, as if to celebrate something big."

Hamilton couldn't wait to tell the information, for fear that something terrible would happen to him at 1 o'clock in the evening.

"I got the information and slipped away."

Waiting for Allen to leave, Hamilton was tied up alone in the warehouse.

Wait until nighttime, sirens approaching.

Suddenly, the hope of life rose in his heart, but when he saw his chest, tears could not stop flowing.

"Don't come in, don't come in, I have no shame in living, I don't want to live anymore."

Bang!

The warehouse door violently opened.

Director Gordon led the search team and immediately saw the mayor tied to a chair in the center.

Just the sight in front of him made him blush.

…

Imperial Hotel.

The first choice for rich people to have banquets.

Expensive cars parked at the door, and the doorman immediately opened the door to greet the wealthy people who came to attend the banquet.

The men wore custom-made suits without tags, and the women wore fashionable evening gowns from big-name brands. The cheapest thing they wore was probably their underwear underneath.

Tonight, all the rich and powerful people in Gotham City are present.

They control 60% of the city's wealth. Excluding ordinary people's property, the rest are all the assets of the Wayne family.

As guests arrived one after another, the banquet hall seemed crowded.

Each other forms a small circle to toast and communicate. After all, only when there is common ground can we have a good conversation.

At this time, a man walked onto the stage and tapped the microphone lightly with his finger.

Doo doo doo...

Suddenly, the whole place fell silent, and everyone looked at the man in unison.

Behind the man, there was a round clock hanging, and the hour hand pointed to nine o'clock at the next second.

Dong dong dong...

A reminder on the hour.

"Gentlemen and ladies, in nine minutes, we are about to usher in a great moment. Everyone here is a witness. Waiting for that day to come, everyone here has a contribution and will surely reap the rewards they deserve."

The man's impassioned speech made everyone in the audience enthusiastic.

Not only do they want wealth, they also want power, and they even want to get their hands on eternal life.

"Jiejiejie..."

The ferocious laughter echoed in the banquet hall, and a Batman wearing a punk-style suit fell on the stage.

To be precise, that should be the shape of the Laughing Bat.

"The crazy feast begins now."

"Jiejiejie..."

The crazy laughter that showed in the madness not only did not frighten the crowd, but stimulated every nerve of them, and everyone's face could not help but show a fanatical expression.

Just because they are members of the Court of Owls, and the Laughing Bat is their ancestor.

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