American comics: This guy is crazy

"No!"

Geralt cut off the Forgotten Lich's head with a sword, and Dean Ciri let out a hoarse roar of pain.

The only way to break the Oblivion Curse is to kill the Oblivion Lich, but along with it the blood curse is lifted.

Without the source of life support, the illnesses that disappeared from Dean Xirui's body suddenly broke out at the same time.

His face, which was originally glowing red, quickly became filled with deathly aura, and the pain all over his body caused him to tremble continuously.

Not long after, Dean Xirui died in despair.

The nuns recalled the names of the children they rescued.

That was the end of things at Oak Grove Abbey.

Early the next morning, Allen and others set off again.

Demonic incidents that occurred in the monastery were reported step by step in accordance with the church's internal procedures.

Allen and others left not long ago.

The two evil mages who appeared in Temeria are here again.

He took the lead in checking the lair of the Forgotten Lich and found out that the matter had indeed been revealed, and he couldn't help but look solemn.

"Damn guy, ruined the layout for the second time."

"Did you observe that the route they took was where Master Griffin walked. He just spied on our secrets, so he solved it in advance."

"Then things will be simple. Arrange to intercept and kill them at the next location."

"That's right, the time is getting closer and closer, there can't be any surprises."

…

On the forest path.

Allen was riding on Agatha's back, holding a toilet plug in his hand, and said with dignity: "The next target is the town of Red Wine Barrel. Knight Allen is here, drive away..."

"Calm down."

Agatha controlled the spell, making Alan's weight lighter on his back.

She was a young girl, carrying an adult man on her back, and there was no way she could go far. If it weren't for the auxiliary magic inherited from her family, she would have given up her burden long ago.

For the sake of practicing magic, he was just cooperating with Allen's mischief.

Of course, that's what she was thinking, but the reality was that she was enjoying the process.

"Oh..., I think you are reluctant to give up. You say you don't want it, but your body is very honest." Allen said coquettishly.

Agatha retorted stubbornly: "You don't want to let it go, your whole family doesn't want to let it go."

"I don't believe it, just drive..."

Allen waved the toilet plug in a mighty manner and said loudly: "Alan is riding the witch mount Agatha, leading the supreme mage Yao Mei, and the humanoid navigator Geralt to defeat the evil dragon Smaug and rescue the succubus princess."

"Why the succubus princess and not the elf princess?" Agatha asked in confusion.

"The succubus has many tricks and can assume many poses." Allen said seriously.

"..."

"Who is Master Ibuprofen's concubine?"

After two days of busy work, Allen didn't pay attention to the main task. He devoted himself entirely to investigating the Forgotten Lich, and suddenly remembered something to do.

Ancient One said: "Master Griffin is helping a knight in the Church Tribunal deliver a message. There is a nun in the monastery who is the knight's daughter."

"It turned out to be nothing important."

Allen was uninterested and obviously had no interest in other people's housework.

As evening approached, we finally arrived at the Red Wine Barrel Town.

Of course, Master Griffin only stayed for one night, so they also chose to rest for the night before setting off.

At night, it didn't matter that Geralt had night vision, but Allen and the other three were obviously traveling and didn't take it to heart at all.

In fact, Allen really didn't care about the investigation. He went through the process and returned to Karma Taj.

Walking on the streets of the small town, Allen whispered: "I feel like there are countless eyes watching me."

"This is not nonsense. You, a grown man, want me to carry you on your back. How can you avoid attracting strange looks from others." Agatha said angrily.

If they hadn't looked like a group of troublesome people, local bullies might have come to demand tolls.

"Agatha?"

An uncertain voice sounded from behind.

Agatha suddenly trembled and said nervously: "What happened, I met my mother."

She sneaked out and went to Karma Taj to study under the tutelage of a teacher, which inevitably attracted criticism from her mother Evanora.

Speaking of which, every head of the Harkness family is a very powerful white witch, and there is no need to go to other powers for further training.

In fact, Agatha, who was rebellious in adolescence, had a falling out and secretly found a relationship to go to Kamal Taj.

With the prestige of Kamal Taj, Ivanora will not come to ask for help.

"Don't be afraid, I'll cover you."

As soon as he finished speaking, the toilet plug in Allen's hand pressed against Agatha's forehead.

At this time, a middle-aged woman who still retains her charm walked up, wearing a sky blue windbreaker, which was in sharp contrast to those around her.

"What's wrong with you?"

Evanora recognized her daughter at a glance, but she was carrying a man on her back, which was simply touching the bottom line of family rules.

"My legs are paralyzed. It makes sense that I need someone to carry me." Alan Tian said shamelessly.

"Agatha answer me."

Evanora simply ignored Allen.

Geralt was holding the horse in his hand, and if he had to ride on the back of a woman, he must have some hidden agenda.

"She's a unicorn and can't speak."

Allen rolled his hand on the handle and explained: "This is the horn of a unicorn. Look how smooth it is."

Agatha said nothing, her stubborn silence defying her mother's majesty.

"I'm asking nonsense."

Evanora's tone couldn't help but become a little more serious.

"You don't have to worry about my affairs."

Without saying a word, Agatha rushed to the hotel, unwilling to communicate with her mother any more.

"Oh..., it was too fast, it hit me to death, I got carsick."

Bumping up and down, Allen rolled his eyes and deliberately moved his body up and down in harmony with his expression, not to mention how happy he was.

When they met at the hotel, they were surprised to find that the witch group led by Evanora was staying in the same hotel.

The witches wearing the same costumes all smiled meaningfully when they saw Agatha running away from home.

Unable to escape, Agatha had no choice but to face her mother's strict teachings.

Allen came up to the witch group and asked, "Hello, sisters, my name is Allen, and I am a spiritual young man with a tragic life experience."

"Why is it so miserable?" a witch asked curiously.

"I was bitten by a dog as a child and contracted rabies. When I grew up, I discovered that the person who bit me was a licking dog."

Allen asked expectantly: "Sister, do you want to get a licking dog? My tongue is very flexible."

To prove the flexibility of his tongue, Allen opened his mouth wide and made the shape of the four letters "love" on his tongue.

"..."

After a moment of silence, the witch said awkwardly: "You are really talented."

"Everyone recognizes that I am naturally talented, but I often worry about whether I want some toilet music because my farts have a rap rhythm."

Allen stuck out his butt and was about to start. The older witch said solemnly: "We are having a meal, please don't disturb us."

In a flash, Allen came to Agatha again, put his hand on her abdomen, looked at Evanora with a proud smile and said: "Auntie, you don't want the child to be without a father as soon as he is born, right?"

"..."

In an instant, a series of shocked looks came to him, and he was ready to eat melon.

Evanora's expression suddenly changed, her eyes full of murderous intent and questioning.

Agatha observed her mother's murderous gaze, and she said one word to Allen with a cold look: "Get out."

"okay!"

Allen happily agreed, rolled on the ground and returned to the table where Gu Yi and Geralt were sitting. He stood up and gave Agatha a cheering gesture, saying: "I can only help you so much, the rest is up to you." ”

"Don't listen to his nonsense, he has a brain problem." Agatha explained casually.