American comics: This guy is crazy

A group of veteran mages woke up and found that Allen was using crimson magic safely.

Crimson chains extend from the hips, swinging like tentacles.

"Is my resident Hezi handsome?"

As he spoke, Allen twisted his butt, danced the crimson chain around the trees nearby, and shouted, "My mother is wrapped around me."

Snapped!

In an instant, the trees were reduced to pieces.

"The correct way to use this spell is to imagine that you have accumulated a month's worth of stool, and when the hemorrhoids are stuck halfway, you can feel the pain and happiness."

The crimson chain is like a tentacle, indeed very flexible.

Moreover, the level of power is extremely high and it is immune to many interfering magics.

The veteran mages, looking at Allen's show off, really didn't know what to say.

He was scolded that he should not touch dark magic, but he learned it and could still use it like a normal person.

What's more, his talent is so high that he already knows how to master it.

It's just that the usage is a bit unsightly. Normally, imprisonment spells are extended by both hands, but he controlled it directly from his butt.

"Alan, stop using dark magic too much and leave the dark magic book to us."

Such an outstanding seedling cannot fall into the darkness, and he patiently advised: "You only need to grow to the level of a veteran mage, based on the Ring of Lagogador, and then cast black magic, you don't have to worry about the backlash of the magic. , One of the functions of the Ring of Lagogador is to resonate with the rules of this universe, and by relying on one's own will, one can be immune to backlash."

"Damn it, I already recognized Cytorak as the boss, so you couldn't have told me earlier."

Allen felt greatly at a disadvantage and said angrily: "I slapped a rainbow fart. It turns out that I was just being sentimental. I'm so angry."

"..."

All the veteran mages looked embarrassed.

They can't sense the demon's aura. To put it bluntly, Cytorac does not regard Allen as a favored one. The ability to master black magic depends entirely on his own talent and strength.

"It doesn't matter. We, Karma Taj, have many spells. It's okay to look through this magic book and practice it if you are interested."

They exchanged an advanced magic book for the dark magic book in Allen's hand.

Before leaving, he was given a communication stone to prevent emergencies.

…

Noon the next day.

The Duchy of Princeton, Oak Grove Abbey.

Outside the iron gate of the monastery, four strangers came to visit. They were naturally Allen and others.

"can I help you?"

The young nun put down what she was doing and stepped forward to ask why she came.

"Hello, we are Aotuman from the M78 nebula. We now suspect that there is a Kabukabu star hiding in your home. Woo hoo hoo..."

Before Alan could finish speaking, Agatha immediately covered his mouth.

The church's power is spread across the Eurasian continent, and it is not something that Allen can easily touch and stop his offensive behavior immediately.

"Sorry, there is something wrong with his mind. We are mages from Kama Taj, here to ask about the visit of mage Griffin." Gu Yi explained apologetically.

"Please wait a moment, I'll report it to the dean first."

Seeing that the visitor did not look like a good person, the nun did not dare to let strangers in.

Not long after, an older nun walked over slowly.

"Welcome guests from afar, Kama Taj."

The nun kindly invited the four people into the monastery.

Taking him to an empty seat on the lawn nearby, the nun told about Master Griffin.

And Allen looked at the monastery curiously.

This quaint building with traces of time was once a brewery, and the church moved in and transformed it into a public welfare institution.

In the distance, children's clothes are hanging to dry, proving that they have been taking care of orphans.

At this time, Allen's eyes fell on a tree, and he stood up and walked forward.

He found a dirty, broken rag doll that seemed to have been abandoned for a long time.

Picking up the rag doll and patting the dirt stains, Allen's eyes were full of doubts.

"Guest, this may be a toy that a certain child doesn't want."

The nun quietly approached and explained with a smile.

"I made a mistake and thought someone abandoned my silicone girlfriend."

Allen threw away the doll and asked as if he was familiar with it: "You don't mind if we stay overnight."

"Sorry, the monastery has rules..."

Ding Ling clang!

A handful of gold coins were scattered on the ground, and Allen said calmly: "Dean, your gold coins fell."

"..."

Looking at the dozens of gold coins on the ground, the dean fell into silence.

Maintaining the daily operations of a monastery requires a lot of expenses. Relying solely on church funding and external donations will always make ends meet.

Um…

Allen's eyes squinted, and when he saw that the dean didn't respond, he took out a handful of gold coins and sprinkled them on the ground, and said seriously: "Dean, why are you leaving everything behind?"

"..."

There are at least hundreds of gold coins, and they are too dazzling.

It was the first time that the dean saw such a posture, and she couldn't help but swallow her saliva.

With such a huge sum of money, the monastery will not need to worry about funds for at least five or six years.

"not enough?"

Allen said solemnly: "I don't believe that money offensive can't open a woman's heart."

Ding-ding-ding-ding!

Another wave of money throwing behavior.

The dean was stunned.

Now that inflation is so serious, why not just use gold coins for charity?

"enough!"

Allen was about to spend the gold coins for the fourth time when the dean shouted to stop him. His heart was really beating in his old age.

"Are you cruel to me!?"

Allen's eyes widened in grievance, with an expression that showed difficulty in accepting the facts.

"I mean enough, kid."

Mother Dean knelt down to pick up the gold coins and said without forgetting: "I asked Wei'er to prepare a bedroom for you. You can stay there for as many days as you want."

"Ha..., woman, you make me feel strange."

Allen flipped up his hair proudly and hurriedly walked to Gu Yi to show off: "Mei Yao, another woman has fallen into my money offensive. I deserve to die and have nowhere to put my charm."

Agatha couldn't help but interjected and struck: "Come on, the gold coins in your arms are enough to scatter several times. I will keep them for you, so that everyone will not eat the bark on the road without completing the places on the map."

Haha!

The next second, Allen jumped on Agatha's back and started playing the mount game. He said seriously: "Never only consider the immediate interests. The pursuit of long-term profits is king. Therefore, if you want to make money, you must first learn to spend money. .”

"Where did you learn this crooked theory?" Agatha asked with a weird look on her face.

"The Theory of the Bankruptcy of Capital."

The group settled at Oak Grove Abbey.

Originally the other two nuns disagreed, but when they saw the dean showing more than a hundred gold coins, everyone shut up and selectively ignored the rules.

in the room.

Gu Yi asked in confusion: "Why do you want to stay here? The hotel in the town doesn't cost a single gold coin."

"I thought the monastery was weird."

Allen said matter-of-factly: "Based on my experience of living in an orphanage since childhood, I feel that everything is abnormal."