American comics: This guy is crazy

"How can it be!?"

"How did he do that!"

"An apprentice makes a magic weapon. I must be dreaming."

"..."

When all the mages were shocked beyond measure, Allen completed the first magic weapon in his life.

"Clang, clang, clang..., the Speechless Staff was born."

Alan held the toilet plug high, very satisfied with his handiwork.

The effect can be understood from the literal meaning of the name of the magic weapon. It is a weapon that can silence people.

Returning to the training ground, Allen showed off his magic weapon.

Everyone was confused when looking at the weapon shaped like a toilet plug.

Fortunately, in this era, there are no flush toilets, so if you don’t understand the meaning of the toilet plug, you would otherwise stay away from it.

Agatha had a bad-mouthed habit and couldn't help but complain: "Did you make a strange hammer to imitate a warrior and beat others to death?"

"My silence staff is very powerful."

Allen asked coquettishly: "Would you like to try your power?"

"If I win, I will no longer be a mount." Agatha suggested.

"I'm afraid of being tired."

Allen readily agreed, he wanted to see the effect of the new weapon.

"Wait!"

The white-haired mage stopped him and said, "I will cast a protective spell on you. Whoever's spell disappears will lose."

Although it was for safety reasons, I was actually worried about Allen's safety.

He is the destined Supreme Mage.

Moreover, the bow in Agatha's hand was very powerful, and her life could be in danger if she was not careful.

"Don't ask too much, old man, move quickly."

Allen flipped up his hair and said, "Don't hinder me from training my mount."

Well, it’s obvious to all that Agatha is Allen’s mount. No one wants to meddle in something that you and I agree on.

What's more, everyone who has come into contact with Agatha knows that, relying on the identity and background of the second-generation magician, she often assumes a domineering attitude and speaks harshly, and is happy to see her suffer.

The white-haired mage placed a protective spell on the two of them, covering their bodies with a layer of spells.

Everyone retreated to the edge of the training ground, looking forward to the confrontation between the two.

Of course, most people think that Agatha has a better chance of winning. After all, she has been exposed to magic since she was a child, and her starting point is already higher than that of many apprentices.

"Mount, I'll let you call the start."

Allen shook the toilet plug in his hand and showed off: "The power of my magic weapon is quite terrifying. I can't bear to look at it myself."

"start!"

Agatha took advantage of his unpreparedness and took the lead in making a sneak attack.

Before he finished speaking, he pulled the bowstring.

A golden arrow flew through the air.

Snapped…

Allen flicked the toilet plug and knocked the arrow out of existence.

Three professions are at full level, and his physical fitness is thirty-six times that of ordinary people. He can easily catch the trajectory of arrows, so he can easily withstand the attack.

"you…"

Agatha's eyes widened and she couldn't believe it was resolved so easily.

From this, it can be judged that Allen can defeat himself with only physical strength.

However, this is Kama Taj, known as the holy land of magicians, physically powerful warriors, and not worthy of attention.

The bow string moves together, and the golden arrow stretches like a golden thread.

Allen did not dodge, he raised his hand to form a portal and swallowed all the incoming golden arrows.

"The portal can still be used like this!"

"He doesn't even need a Xuan Ring. I can't imagine how terrifying his talent is."

"I think Allen has a better chance of winning now."

"..."

Apprentices, you communicate with me every word, and you suddenly feel enlightened and learn something useful.

The white-haired mage nodded happily, realizing that Allen had the ability to learn without a teacher.

The same spell can have different effects in the hands of different mages.

"The portal can not only be used for defense, but also for attack."

As he spoke, Allen formed a reverse portal next to him, and golden arrows shuttled out of it, all flying past Agatha.

Obviously, it was done on purpose.

Allen didn't want to kill anyone, so he was just pretending to be cool.

Damn it, he really did it.

Don’t you see it, it’s wonderful in everyone’s eyes.

On the contrary, if you want to achieve this level, you cannot achieve it overnight.

In their eyes, the portal is really just for teleportation.

"Is this the difference between geniuses and ordinary people?"

"Stop talking, I feel like a waste."

"He hasn't even trained. He often meditates on the side and talks about cultivating immortality."

"The question is, what is cultivating an immortal? I also want to become an immortal."

"..."

People are more infuriating than people.

He also lost to a mentally ill person, not to mention how unbalanced he was.

Agatha rolled her eyes and simply did not launch an attack. She stayed where she was, staring wide-eyed, and angrily said, "Let's see how you use the portal to deal with me."

"Hou Li Crab, you are indeed a magical girl, you can actually see through my weaknesses."

The next second, a sinister and mean smile appeared on Allen's face: "I took the initiative to put the portal on my head."

A portal appeared above Agatha out of thin air.

Oops!

It was too late to react.

The portal dropped down, directly covering the head.

And Agatha had already seen Allen close at hand, holding the toilet plug towards her face with an evil look on her face.

Bo…

Suddenly feeling darkness in front of her, Agatha felt that something was firmly sucking her face. She raised her hand to touch the handle of the toilet seat and pulled it out with both hands.

Unfortunately, it seems to be growing on the face and cannot be removed no matter how hard it is used. The face is pulled and painful, and even accompanied by a feeling of suffocation.

At this moment, Alan's proud talk about the portal could be heard in his ears.

"Have you noticed that I moved the portal instead of shrinking it and closing it directly? Otherwise, the corpses would have been separated on the spot. In fact, there are more uses. I will demonstrate it to you when I have the opportunity. Now I want to introduce the forbidden The Speech Staff is a purely hand-made magic weapon. Once it is sucked, you will be speechless. Everyone has seen this effect. I don’t need to go into details. What I really want to talk about is the vibration. The function is very practical, and it is the best choice for men and women to entertain themselves in their spare time.”

It will vibrate!

Feeling the vibration from the handle, Agatha felt an ominous feeling in her heart.

Buzz buzz...

His hands were shaking uncontrollably, and as the frequency intensified, his brain was shaking like a ball of paste, and he completely lost the ability to think.

Agatha had the toilet plug in her face and her body was shaking uncontrollably.

Plop…

Within a few minutes, I finally couldn't hold it anymore and collapsed.

"You are the first opponent to be defeated by my silence staff. You deserve to be honored for this honor in this life."

As he spoke, Allen stepped on Agatha's forehead and pulled it out with both hands.

Bo!

The toilet plug was pulled out smoothly, and there was a red outline mark on Agatha's face, which was the mark caused by sucking too tightly.

At this moment, Agatha's eyes rolled up blankly, and a trace of crystal saliva flowed from the corner of her mouth, with a completely mischievous expression.

Hundreds of years later, when flush toilets become commonplace, she will recall the appearance of the Speechless Staff, which will become a lingering nightmare in her heart.

Allen said with satisfaction: "It seems that you are satisfied."