American comics: This guy is crazy

The midnight bully became famous overnight.

The next day, at the invitation of the mayor, a promotion was held in Wayne Square.

Allen did not make a decision on this matter, it was all arranged by themselves.

As for Azur Drake, the only unlucky guy to be kicked out of the team has been stuffed into a silver coffin.

Instead of throwing it into the ocean, Allen stored it in a warehouse at Arkham Fortress.

By the way, make a larger birdcage specifically for housing bat pets and place it in the fortress.

It's over.

Allen goes out to look for Bruce.

Riding a bicycle through the hustle and bustle of downtown.

As usual, start with a wild wave.

The square patrols the relief points.

As soon as Allen parked the car, he asked the volunteer he knew: "Eileen, what's the meal today?"

"Steak, mashed potatoes, green salad, Dr. C cherry soda."

Erin handed over an envelope containing five dollars in relief money.

Cash is only found once a month, and it's just a few dollars.

Allen took the envelope and said disdainfully: "Are you chefs sick? If you can afford meat, can't you afford salt? The stew is dry and tasteless."

Allen's outstanding cooking skills make him resistant to white dishes.

In particular, the chefs at the relief sites, taking into account the homeless people from all over the world, often prepare different dishes, and the taste is hard to describe.

So, today Allen only takes money but no food.

"You are already a superhero, and you still want to compete with homeless people for food. Don't you feel ashamed?" Erin asked.

If she hadn't seen Allen on the news on TV last night, she would have thought she was a psycho who likes COS.

"What does it have to do with whether I am a superhero or not?" Allen curled his lips and asked.

"Are all superheroes poor?"

Erin wrinkled her nose slightly on her freckled face, unable to understand how she could act like a hero when she didn't have enough to eat.

"Whoever has money becomes a superhero."

Allen rode his one-wheeled bicycle to Wayne Square without looking back.

Regarding these words, Irene fell into thinking and said to herself for a long time: "It seems to be the same thing."

Wayne Square.

People turn out in large numbers to catch a glimpse of the Midnight Bully.

Among the funny group, only Nanawi was asked to take a photo with a group of children.

The Joker, Riddler, and Penguin were jealous of their previous notoriety, and no one dared to approach them to ask for autographs.

Although there are many potential fans of the Joker, no one wants to admit that they are the Joker.

As for the Riddler and the Penguin, many middle-class elites pretended not to know each other. After all, they are the most expensive members of the Riddler Penguin House, and some things are not convenient to talk about on the table.

"They are heroes, who am I?"

On the rooftop, Damian frowned and stared at the event.

I really don’t understand how a criminal can become a hero, and what is the meaning of what he has been doing.

"Damian, things in the world can never be judged with the eyes." Thalia comforted.

"yes."

Damian said angrily: "I don't even know who my father is anymore."

"You damn kid, why don't you believe what your mother says?"

Thalia was so angry that she didn't know how many times she had to explain, but Damian just wouldn't let go.

"The child is in the rebellious stage, give it some time to adapt, Jie Jie Jie..."

When the mother and son turned around, they saw Allen looking coquettishly behind them.

snort!

Damian took out his grappling gun and walked away.

Even though Allen is not his father, his unclear relationship with his mother makes him very embarrassed.

"What are you doing here again!?"

Thalia suddenly felt more angry than ever.

This guy is bound to be up to no good.

Last time, Damian, who was already rebellious, became even more rebellious.

Moreover, her father, the ninja master, was sent to Black Gate Prison last night.

The old and new grudges were settled together, and Thalia secretly hated herself for not being able to defeat the opponent.

"Aba and Catwoman eloped. Before leaving, you asked me to take care of you mother and son." Allen put his chin on his hand and said extremely seriously.

"Are you sick? I saw Selina yesterday." Thalia revealed.

"It seems I made a mistake. Abbat ran away with Wonder Woman and asked me to take care of you, mother, son and Selina. The four of us lived happily together and inherited his Wayne Group."

Allen helplessly spread his hands and sighed: "I am the most generous person, so I reluctantly agreed."

"..."

Thalia squinted her eyes and confirmed, "Are you sure it's Wonder Woman?"

"One hundred percent sure."

Allen suddenly felt a chill running down his spine and exclaimed: "No, there is murderous intent!"

Suddenly looking back, Wonder Woman Diana stared at herself with a cold smile on her face.

"be cheated."

When she was waiting to come to her senses, Thalia had already chased Damian away.

"Your Highness, long time no see, I miss you so much."

Allen bared his teeth and greeted awkwardly. He blinked with adoring eyes and asked, "Your Highness, are you looking at me specifically? You're almost so moved that you're drooling."

bass!

The sword of Vulcan was placed across Allen's neck, and Diana asked: "You often spread rumors about me, right?"

There was a pop.

Allen knelt down spinelessly, hugged Diana's slender thighs, and said righteously: "The conscience of heaven and earth, my feelings for Her Royal Highness can be seen day by day. Over the past decades, I have thought about it day and night, and I have never forgotten it. I’ve lost a lot of weight.”

"I heard that you have a close relationship with Mysterio and Phoenix Girl."

The smile on Diana's face became even brighter, but Allen felt that his heart was getting colder and colder. He looked around to make sure that there was no Mysterious Guest or Phoenix Girl. He put his face against his thigh and said coquettishly: "They are not as good as Her Royal Highness." The hair on my legs is so smooth..."

"If you dare to take another lick, I will insert the Vulcan Sword into your mouth." Diana threatened fiercely.

"Your Highness, don't be jealous. These vulgar fans are simply insulting you by comparing them."

Allen's face was pressed against Diana's thigh, his eyes closed to feel the body temperature, with an expression of enjoyment on his face.

"You all heard it."

"Ha..., are they here?"

As soon as Diana said this, Allen was so frightened that he hurriedly opened his eyes, looked around, and suddenly realized that he had been deceived.

Looking at Diana's proud expression, Allen hugged his thighs with bulging hands and feet and said, "I'm angry. I want to be a pendant on your thighs for a day."

Diana really couldn't figure it out: "It's really puzzling that you can survive unharmed despite your despicable appearance."

"You have to ask the stupid author, I'm so handsome, but I can't let a rich woman take care of me if I have to beg for food every day."

Allen couldn't help but talk eloquently: "It is said that reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles, traveling thousands of miles is not as good as demolition subsidies, and demolition subsidies are not as good as a rich woman leading the way. A rich woman can save you twenty years of hard work, and twenty years of life can be shortened by serving a rich woman." "

"..."

"Diana, who is he?"

At this time, a group of Zhenglian members descended on the rooftop.

Superman, Aquaman, Cyborg, Green Lantern, The Flash, Green Arrow.

Except for Green Arrow, who is an acquaintance, and Flash, whom I met last time, this is the first time for them to meet the others.

Of course, more Zhenglian members are busy saving the world.

"I am the fiancé of Her Highness the Princess, the Prince Consort of Paradise Island, the righteous knight Bateman, the whipwoman of the people, and the protagonist, the Funny Bat."

Allen said proudly: "Da Chao, you must be sweating profusely."

"..."

Superman Clark really wanted to give him a heat stare.

"He is mentally ill and is not normal to begin with." Green Arrow explained.

Allen did not forget to say hello: "Hi, Green Arrow, you are greener."

"..."

Oliver now agrees with the idea of ​​Superman having his heat vision.

"The first priority is to find Batman." Green Lantern suggested.

"Recently, various incidents or trivial matters have hindered us. I think there is a conspiracy among them." Cyborg said solemnly.

Neptune, who always had his own way, ignored the suggestions of his teammates, looked at Orm in the square, and said: "I will arrest the guy who is still serving his sentence first, and then I will settle the score with the guy who let him out."

After finishing speaking, Neptune looked at Allen, who was hanging on Diana's lap like a koala.

"Your Highness, I'm so scared. You don't want to be a widow." Allen hid behind his thighs aggrievedly, with a mean smile involuntarily raised on his lips.

Diana reminded Neptune: "Don't let him go."

"Shet, you must be hating because of love, right? The princess really does have a crush on me in her heart." Allen's expression was happy, with no intention of coming down.

"Is that Bruce?"

Flash Barry pointed to a man in the Batsuit among the crowd.

"It's him, but it's a bad situation."

Clark confirmed that it was Bruce himself through super hearing and super sight, but his current physical condition was very bad.

It seems that it can be seen from the appearance.

The bat suit was badly damaged and his face was extremely haggard. He looked panicked in the crowd, as if he was evading pursuit.

Immediately, everyone in Zhenglian responded to Batman.

"Can you get off my lap? I have to do business." Diana rolled her eyes.

"Okay, Chi Liu..."

"Tsk..."

Alan did not forget to take a lick, which made Diana very displeased.

As Zheng Lian appeared, a commotion broke out.

"Come on, this is a trap."

Suddenly, Bruce shouted anxiously.

Unfortunately it was too late.

The killers hiding in the dark took action one after another and launched sneak attacks on everyone in Zhenglian. However, innocent people must be taken into consideration and each of them must use their abilities to rescue.

At the same time, the Midnight Bullies participated in the rescue, and only the funny group escaped in a panic.

Of course, Nanawi used his body as a human shield to protect the children and evacuate them.

A large number of killers held high hot weapons and attacked indiscriminately. The heroes were so distracted that they did not notice a batarang hitting Bruce.

"No!"

boom…

The fifth metal, Bat Gold, is finally integrated into the coordinate host.

The portal to the dark multiverse has arrived.

A jet-black thunderbolt fell from the sky, pierced through the sky and earth, and landed at Bruce's location.

"Batman!?"

Superman Clark's vision could not penetrate the dark thunder and lightning, and he urgently wanted to know Bruce's safety.

"We are here, we are always here..."

Wait for the lightning to dissipate.

The Dark Knights appear.

However, the Dark Knights, Zhenglian, Midnight Bully and others all looked at Allen.

"I feel like adding a line will make it more atmospheric."

That's right, Allen was saying the sentence just now.