American comics: Starting from the Dimensional Demon

“$200,000, deal!”

Smiling broadly, Deadpool twirled his pistol and readily agreed.

What a stroke of luck! Just retrieving a corpse, that's my kind of job!

As for vengeful spirits?

Hasn't Deadpool seen enough of those?

Ever since he met that bastard Constantine, he's been a sacrifice more than once or twice. It's not like it's a demon or anything, just a mere vengeful spirit, a small case~

After settling things with Deadpool, Coulson, Natasha, Leon, Da Vinci, and Constantine, the five of them rested and recuperated, waiting specifically for daylight to deal with the vengeful spirit.

Their original intention was to go into the water when the midday sun was at its strongest, but fate had other plans. By noon, the weather had turned gloomy.

They called Deadpool over, and everyone gathered together, standing on the banks of the Hudson River, making final tactical arrangements.

“Listen carefully, Wade, once you find Chu Renmei's body, don't hesitate, leave immediately!

There are a lot of living corpses, and even with your immortality, your chances of winning against them in the water are slim..."

As she spoke, Natasha handed him a special smartwatch, explaining how to use it.

“This contains the world's most advanced intelligent navigation system.

Wade, we've already marked Chu Renmei's location. After you dive into the water, search according to the direction given by this watch.”

“Okay, okay, no problem, no problem.”

Deadpool took the watch, happily strapped it onto his left wrist, and excitedly pulled out his phone to take a few selfies.

Click, click, click.

“Wade, it's only been a few days, and your style has changed so much?”

With a cigarette in his mouth, Constantine raised his hand and drew a protective spell on Deadpool's back.

“This spell can protect you from the vengeful spirit's mental attacks, preventing you from seeing illusions.”

“Thanks, Constantine.”

He twisted his waist, feeling no different: “Recently, I've watched some short videos and found that their skills are too amateurish. I thought about it seriously all night and made a difficult decision.”

“What decision?”

“Heh heh, it will definitely blow your mind.”

With his chest puffed out, Deadpool said very proudly: “I'm going to become an internet celebrity! The number one internet celebrity in the mercenary world!”

“......” Constantine looked at him, his complex expression as if he were looking at an idiot.

“What a brilliant idea, I support you! By the way... on which platform will you broadcast?”

“Kick.”

“Not bad~ It's a big platform, what's the content of the show?”

“I plan to make the process of my missions like a blockbuster, guaranteeing instant success!”

“......Very creative, not bad.” Patting him on the shoulder, Constantine encouraged him: “Let me know when you upload it, brother will definitely come and support you!”

“Hahahaha, Old Con, why are we being so formal? You can support me now~”

He licked his face, smiling very lewdly, but Constantine wouldn't tell him that Deadpool's B-grade scenes with limbs flying everywhere, not to mention the censorship issues, would get him arrested by the police.

Speechlessly swatting his face away, Constantine went to draw a magic circle.

“Buddy, you must take this bottle of my carefully prepared milk with you on the road.”

Coming down from a red fire truck, Leon walked over and affectionately put his arm around his shoulder, nervously taking out a small bottle of milk and handing it to Deadpool.

“......”

Holding the milk bottle, Deadpool blinked.

I'm about to go on an expedition, do you know I'm going underwater? The kind with an oxygen tank going downstream.

And you want me to take milk?

【Emotional value from Wade Wilson +731】

“Old brother, I, Deadpool, have seen a lot of things, but this is the first time I've seen someone as sick as you.”

Slapping away his hand reaching for his forehead, Leon despised: “You're just uncultured, aren't you? Cling film is used to catch ghosts, chocolate is used to fight ghosts. After many years of my painstaking research, I found that milk has the strongest killing power against vengeful spirits and strange objects.

So, this bottle of milk is not an ordinary bottle of milk!”

“Oh... pure or sour?”

Looking at it in his hand, Deadpool became a little interested, wanting to open this extraordinary bottle of milk and have a lick.

“Pure, I personally milked it this morning, it's very fresh.”

Leon said, and seeing that he was about to open it, he quickly stopped him.

“Don't open it yet, the effect of this bottle of milk is 7 times that of ordinary milk, the effect will be weakened if you open it now!”

“Why is it 7 times? What did you add?”

Deadpool asked puzzledly, very straightforward.

“I poured 7 bottles of milk into a pot and slowly boiled them, and finally these are the essence!”

“......”

Brother, your sickness is quite serious!

Which mental hospital's talent left him here?

Deadpool really wanted to open his head and take a look at this guy's brain circuits, how could he be so different?

But, Mr. Deadpool said he liked it very much.

He carefully put the milk bottle in his pocket, and put his arm around Leon's shoulder with a smile.

“Good brother~ I've decided to make you this friend. Do you want me to introduce you to a girl? I'm very familiar with the people at S.H.I.E.L.D....”

Not far away, Natasha, who was directing her subordinates to work, suddenly sneezed, not knowing what these two were talking about, why there wasn't a trace of pre-war tension.

......

15 minutes later.

When everything was ready, Deadpool gave the others an OK gesture, put on his oxygen mask, and jumped into the river with a plop.

The watch on his left wrist clearly marked the route forward, and he followed the instructions on the watch downstream, constantly diving.

The further downstream he went, the darker the visibility became. Deadpool looked at the shadows below and had to turn on the small searchlight on his head to clear his vision.

On the shore, some S.H.I.E.L.D. agents set up tents, and controlled two intelligent machines equipped with weapons to enter the water. They may not necessarily be able to play any role, but as insurance, they slowly followed behind Deadpool.

In the water, as Deadpool went deeper, the temperature of these river waters became increasingly cold.

“Hiss... this place is super cold!”

Shivering, Deadpool rubbed his hands together. The surroundings were already pitch black, without even a trace of sound. He could only hear his own muffled breathing.

“$200,000, as expected, it's not so easy to earn!”

Moving his body, Deadpool continued to dive. He soon reached the bottom of the river, searching around according to the instructions on his left wrist.

Suddenly, his eyes froze, and he found a large patch of seaweed in front of him.

When he slowly approached, he realized that these were not seaweed at all, but human arms!

With bluish-purple skin and sharp nails, they drilled out of the riverbed and swayed gently with the flow of the water like seaweed.

【Emotional value from Wade Wilson +748】

“I'll go... even horror movies don't dare to film it like this!”

Deadpool was shocked. There were so many arms, he couldn't even count them.

And the most terrifying thing is... they're still alive!