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#32 - Deadpool: Constantine, you are so fucking pretentious!

Inside the Sister Margaret's Bar.

Dizzying lights flashed overhead, and a group of tattooed mercenaries were blowing off steam with beer, crudely joking around.

Clatter ~

As Natasha pushed the door open and entered, the male hormones in the bar rapidly soared, and they started making loud, lewd jokes, fueled by alcohol.

"Yo~ Who's this chick? How much for a night?"

"I like her delicate skin and tender flesh, she must scream comfortably!"

"Did you see those long legs? Simply the best!"

"Hahaha......"

It wasn't until Natasha pulled out a lady's pistol that these guys quieted down a bit.

In the mercenary world, there has always been a legend: if you encounter children, the elderly, or beautiful women, you must be extremely careful!

"Constantine, look at that chick, that body is so hot!" Sitting at the bar, a fool in a red tight-fitting battle suit, carrying two carbon steel knives on his back, tugged at Constantine's arm.

Disgusted, Constantine silently distanced himself.

Speaking of which, this Marvel universe is really strange. Although there are no mutants with the X-gene, Constantine unexpectedly encountered Deadpool.

Deadpool, whose real name is Wade Wilson, is a former special forces soldier.

In a genetic experiment, he gained super regeneration ability. Whether it's chopping off his head or taking out his internal organs, it's not even a minor injury for Deadpool, who has super regeneration ability.

"Haha... She must be here for me!"

Seeing Constantine's disgust, Deadpool didn't care. Instead, he put his hands on his hips, wiggled his butt, and became excited.

Speaking of which, he, Deadpool, can be considered a well-known figure in the mercenary world. He is confident that among these ugly people, only he, Deadpool, is the most handsome guy in the audience!

"Idiot."

Rolling his eyes, Constantine silently exhaled a smoke ring.

Natasha Romanoff, code name Black Widow, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s ace female agent.

Such an important character could not have appeared here for no reason.

"Sure enough, she's looking this way."

Constantine's expression remained unchanged, and he naturally turned to the side. Only Deadpool was completely unaware of the situation, excitedly shaking his body back and forth, repeatedly blocking Natasha's line of sight.

"See, Constantine? She's looking at me, she's been looking at me, right?"

[Emotional value from Natasha Romanoff +473]

Natasha rolled her eyes in anger: "......"

"Little妞, you don't know who you are just because you have a gun? Quickly have a drink with me!"

The mercenary world is never short of reckless characters.

Here, the "warrior" who challenges the legend has appeared.

Admiring the other party's courage, Natasha greeted him with a "head"-on blow with a cold face.

"Hiss——"

Watching the "warrior" clamp his legs, tremble, and fall down, Deadpool protected his little Deadpool as if he felt the same pain.

"Too spicy, too spicy... Little Deadpool is frightened."

However, among the mercenaries in Sister Margaret's Bar, there are always some who value relationships.

Seeing their own people being bullied by outsiders on their own turf, they couldn't tolerate it no matter what.

They patted their chests, and more than a dozen people, with full confidence, roared and rushed out.

In just over a minute, they were howling and flew back, all of them kneeling on the ground with their legs clamped, typing GG in pain.

"Hiss...... Pain, too much pain, Mr. Wade can't stand this!"

After a dozen or so identical parts were hit hard in a row, Deadpool's eyes were numb. He took two steps back, sat back at the bar, picked up a glass of beer and drank it down to calm his nerves.

"Mr. Constantine, a commission of $100,000, I don't know if you're interested?"

Seeing that no one was coming to provoke her, Natasha hooked her red lips, strode over with those long legs, twisted her waist, and walked over affectionately.

Clatter.

"Not interested."

Taking out a lighter and lighting a cigarette, Constantine put the cigarette in his mouth and refused coldly.

"My office is booming, with dozens of commissions a day, a mere $100,000......"

[Emotional value from Natasha Romanoff +500]

"......"

Natasha twitched the corner of her mouth and cursed inwardly.

Can you not put gold on your face? Your desolate office hasn't even received a formal commission yet, okay!

Seeing that $100,000 was ineffective, Natasha quickly changed her strategy.

A mature agent always creates opportunities for herself.

Stepping forward and leaning against the bar, she rhythmically lowered the zipper of her top, slowly revealing her full, white breasts. Her eyes were full of affection, with a fatal temptation, she supported her chin with one hand, and breathed softly.

"Mr. Constantine, you just......"

"Constantine, you're too damn good at pretending! You don't even do a $100,000 business, come and teach your brothers!"

Seeing Constantine's face change instantly and his temperament become cold, Deadpool was stunned.

He knelt on the ground with a thud, stretched out his hands and hugged Constantine's thigh tightly, and howled.

No wonder Constantine is so popular with women. If he, Deadpool, had this ability, he wouldn't have to live in a rented house with Vanessa. He would have gone to heaven and earth long ago!

[Emotional value from Wade Wilson +623]

Natasha's expression froze on her face, and she couldn't wait to slap Deadpool, the bastard, to death in her heart.

The seduction had just begun... and it was ruined.

Pushing Deadpool's head away fiercely, Constantine was speechless.

Ever since he met this idiot, he felt that his IQ had dropped again and again.

"No, I can't be affected by this idiot......"

Thinking this in his heart, Constantine decided to change his attitude.

"Never mind Wade, tell me about that commission."

[Emotional value from Natasha Romanoff +501]

Delighted, Natasha ignored Deadpool and began to introduce the details of the commission.

"Manhattan, there have been an unusually large number of deaths in the past week.

Their bodies are invariably blocked by a large amount of water and sediment in their cavities and trachea, causing suffocation and death......"

"After comparing the data of these substances with the water source of the Hudson River, we were surprised to find that the two are surprisingly consistent in composition."

"Even more terrifying is that the bodies of the dead began to move on the second night......"

"Therefore, we at S.H.I.E.L.D. suspect... this case is very likely related to supernatural forces!"

Taking the document handed over by Natasha, Constantine casually flipped through it, revealing an interested expression.

"$100,000... not bad, I'll take it."

On the ground, Deadpool's eyes were straight.

......

Hudson River.

As a famous river in New York State, USA, it is 507 kilometers long.

It originates from Lake Tear of the Clouds in the Adirondack Mountains. The Mohawk River joins the Hudson River upstream, connects to the Erie Canal in the west, and flows into New York Harbor at the end, which is an important economic lifeline of New York State.

Near Pier 5, on a certain shoal.

Natasha, Constantine, and a certain Deadpool who followed shamelessly, were discussing a male corpse.

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