American comics: Starting from the Dimensional Demon

Tony was quite interested in this matter. He had Jarvis turn on the recording and then specifically asked his men to bring a chicken. After strict testing, it was indeed a rooster.

A large area was cleared on the spot, and Li Ang placed the rooster on a soft cushion on the table.

Clack.

A beam of light shone down from the lampshade on the ceiling, enveloping Li Ang.

"Ladies and gentlemen..."

Rolling up his sleeves, Li Ang showed his arms to the surroundings. His arms were empty, and there were no hidden eggs.

"Now, I will show you the most cutting-edge technological achievements in the world. Believe me, it will definitely shock your eyes!"

Clack, clack, clack.

Holding a camera, Deadpool ran around like a paparazzi, vowing to find Li Ang's secret.

"Can we start?"

Not far away, Tony and Pepper stood quietly together. Seeing Li Ang give an OK gesture, he immediately ordered Jarvis to dim the surrounding light.

The rooster turned its head back and forth, cautiously observing the surrounding atmosphere, appearing somewhat nervous.

Tony slowed his breathing. Seeing Li Ang's hands gently placed on the rooster, at that moment, he clearly saw the rooster tremble all over and let out a sound of "Oh ~".

The voice was so enchanting that Pepper blushed and gently tugged his arm, whispering.

"Tony... Do roosters... all sound like that?"

"......"

Tony was also dumbfounded. He didn't know. Shouldn't it be "Cock-a-doodle-doo"?

[Emotional value from Tony Stark +1172]

Only Deadpool knelt on both knees and slid one meter away with a whoosh, aiming at the rooster's butt and taking a series of crazy shots.

Clack, clack......

The sound was so annoying that Tony's teeth itched, and his fists clenched.

At this time, Li Ang had already entered the state. He placed his hands on both sides of the rooster's head, slowly massaging down along the neck.

This technique was vastly different from the past. If the previous technique before he came to New York was the primitive 1.0 version, then now, after a period of development, this technique had evolved to the 3.0 plus version.

More useless movements were deleted, making the rooster more enjoyable, the egg-laying state better, and the number of eggs increased from one to two.

It's just that this technique seems to have a bit of a strong killing power on the rooster. After it lays its eggs, it will enter a period of weakness for quite a long time.

Considering the value of the eggs, this side effect can be completely ignored.

"Everyone, pay attention to my movements. The following are all details..."

Li Ang's sudden opening made everyone quickly perk up. They were all attentive and focused.

Then, they saw Li Ang clap his hands and chant a set of mantras in Dong Country language. The mantras were profound and sounded... surprisingly catchy?

"One two three four, two two three four, three two three four, four two three four, clap your hands, do it again..."

This set of mantras was simple and clear, with a special rhythm. Pepper held Anya and gently swayed her body, whispering to Tony.

"Tony... Do you think this rooster... will lay eggs?"

Staring at the rooster's face, it was obvious that it was so comfortable that it was about to scream. Hearing Pepper's voice, Tony frowned and thought for a while, shaking his head.

"Impossible!"

It's not like the water from the Zimu River? It's just a simple massage, it won't have this effect!

And our Deadpool, holding a camera, made a "vicious" oath.

"Absolutely impossible! I'd even bet that if this rooster lays an egg today, then I'll perform eating shit upside down on the spot!"

"Oh ho? Wade, it seems you're definitely going to taste this shit today!"

With a wicked smile, Li Ang's hands quickly wandered over the chicken's body like phantoms.

The chicken's reaction was obvious, raising its face enchantingly "Oh ~ Oh ~", hearing Deadpool's heart thump, with an ominous premonition.

Tony quickly called Jarvis to heavily record this scene. Even Pepper Potts widened her eyes and took a step forward with a flushed face, wanting to see more clearly.

Then, they saw the chicken shake its neck, slowly stand up, flap its wings rapidly twice, and in the tense gazes of everyone, it... sat back down again?

Huh? x3

The area under its butt was empty, without any eggs.

"Hahahaha... How about it, Li Ang? The rooster didn't lay an egg!"

With his hands on his hips, and smugness still on his face, Deadpool had just finished speaking when his eyes widened.

Only to see Li Ang gently slap the rooster's back, and then the chicken inexplicably shook, spitting out an egg... ah, not one, but two eggs!

"Impossible? Is this magic? Just a massage, this is unscientific!"

Holding his head, Deadpool shouted, suspecting his life.

Tony also called out Jarvis to project the previous scene in front of everyone, and then slowed it down 200 times. At this rate, everyone clearly saw how the egg was pulled down.

Tony: "......"

Pepper: "......"

Deadpool: "......"

[Emotional value from Tony Stark + 1181]

[Emotional value from Pepper Potts + 1161]

[Emotional value from Wade Wilson + 1199]

Turning his head, Tony looked at Deadpool sympathetically and encouraged him.

"Wade... since you lost, you have to eat it like a man!

Don't worry, a billionaire's shit tastes different!"

What is a slap in the face, what is looking like one has lost their parents, just look at Deadpool now and you'll know.

He knelt on the ground with a thud, with a face that had collapsed his worldview, banging his head on the floor.

The banging was really fierce, and blood was flowing out.

Tony couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to stop him, but Deadpool didn't react until Li Ang walked over with the eggs, and he quickly stood up from the ground with a whoosh.

With a dazed look, looking like Where am I? What just happened?

"Hey, Tony, the weather is nice today!"

"Pepper, does Anya miss her Uncle Wade again?"

"Li Ang, why are you here? Why didn't you call me and let me pick you up at the airport..."

Tony: "......"

Pepper: "......"

Li Ang: "......"

Good heavens, he's too desperate. In order not to eat shit, he precisely lost his memory!

Everyone was speechless.

Boom — —!

A violent wind suddenly rose, and a rough wind broke into the room from outside the window, hitting everyone.

Turning their heads, in the distance outside the window, a thick red beam of light shot straight into the clouds, savagely lighting up the black night sky!

The red light stayed in everyone's eyes, and in the next second when they showed surprise, a rapid telephone ring suddenly echoed in the room!

"Hello, this is Tony Stark..."

The moment he answered the phone, Tony's voice was interrupted by the eager voice on the other end.

"Tony, bring Li Ang and Deadpool, come to SHIELD immediately!

New York... is in big trouble!"

Looking at the SHIELD being shrouded in red mist, Nick Fury's heartbeat was stronger than ever before.....