American Comics: Opening Guidance Batman

On a cloudy and warm morning in Gotham City, some cold winds and humid fog climbed from the cracks in the windows to the balcony, condensing a series of small water droplets, shining brightly under the light.

Schiller was sitting in his own seat in the office, looking at the papers of the students. After a while, a document was thrown from the table next door. Schiller looked away from the homework in his hand and turned to read the paper. document.

"Prohibition on campus? What kind of trouble is this little genius causing himself?" Schiller asked.

His colleague, Anna, stood in front of the water dispenser, waiting for the water to be connected, while akimbo said, "Obviously, it's our talented new principal. It's not so much a genius as a genius."

Before Schiller could continue to ask her, Mrs. Murphy, the assistant to the principal, moved her somewhat bloated body and knocked on the door to come in. She said, "Professor Schiller, the principal is looking for you."

As soon as Schiller stood up, Mrs. Murphy walked up to him. Gently patted his arm, and whispered, "He's so boring, you'd better be careful."

Schiller came to the president's office. The new president came a few days ago. His name is Seldon. Seldon Smith is a white man who supports the Donkey Party. I heard that he was the leader of the Academic Affairs Office of Princeton University, and I don't know why. I can't think of it, I want to come to Gotham University to be the president.

As soon as Schiller walked in, Seldon tapped the table, motioned him to sit down, he was a very typical white leader, he looked energetic, like a lion, and he said, "I think you should have seen me Documents issued, yes, alcohol prohibition on campus is imperative."

"I really don't know how this school can allow the brewery's car to drive directly to the school gate. This is ridiculous. If this is a mess left by the original principal, then I will definitely clean it up, right now!"

"You know, in this case, we have to take a tough attitude. According to your resume, Professor Schiller, I think it's not harder to deal with a group of children than to deal with those serial killers?"

Schiller heard what he meant: Although I want to be a new officer, you have to be a gunman for me.

Schiller smiled and said, "Of course, of course..."

Then his tone cooled down a little, and he said, "In fact, dealing with anyone in this world is no more difficult than dealing with those lunatic serial murderers."

The principal heard the warning in his tone, he was not stupid, at least smarter than the original principal, he said: "I have heard about the disturbance in the school before, but it has nothing to do with me, a new order is needed here. , and new managers are needed.”

Schiller smiled and said, "Your ambition is very ambitious. To establish a new order in Gotham, I almost applaud for this goal."

"It's not Gotham, it's Gotham University, this is going to be my turf, I don't want to say anything polite about being responsible for the students, I just want to say that the former president was a cowardly idiot, so he got out, but I'm not like him!"

As he spoke, he made various radical gestures, and from time to time, depending on the accent, he pinched his fingertips together to knock on the table, typical of American politicians.

Schiller glanced at his watch and said, "My class is about to start, but since it's a task that the new principal gave me, I will definitely complete it successfully."

After speaking, he left. The new principal stared at his back, his face was not good, his intuition told him that this person was not so easy to deal with.

The next day, a notice of withdrawal was delivered to Bruce Wayne's desk.

It reads:

"...Because you have repeatedly drank alcohol on campus and organized parties containing alcoholic beverages, it has been verified that at least 50 students have drank the alcoholic beverages you paid for. I have to regret to inform you, Mr. Wayne, we will Your student status will be cancelled and you must move out of the student housing within three days. - Professor Schiller Rodriguez."

The next day, Seldon was clutching his forehead in the office, he could tell he was a little flustered, and he said to Schiller, "I don't want... tough, oh yes, tough, but, I mean Say, it's not this tough, it's too tough..."

The new principal cursed inwardly, what kind of lunatic is this? How dare he write a withdrawal notice for the heir to the Wayne family? This is the biggest sponsor of Gotham University! Sponsoring Gotham University billions of dollars a year!

If there is no Wayne, his principal would be a piece of shit!

And I heard that Bruce has been fooling around all the time, very unattractive, and he doesn't seem like a good person to get along with. Is he really not afraid of offending the richest man in the world? !

Schiller, still smiling with no emotion, said, "I don't think it's not enough to overdo it, and if we even fire Bruce Wayne, there's absolutely no way anyone will disobey your prohibition, isn't it? ?"

Seldon opened his mouth, but he couldn't say anything. Now it's hard for him to describe his complicated feelings. He can't find words to refute Schiller. In fact, what Schiller said makes too much sense.

In the whole Gotham University, the person who can drink the most, dare to drink during the day, and dare to go crazy in school after drinking, isn't it Bruce Wayne? And Schiller was right, if Bruce was expelled, the other students were guaranteed to be as good as quails.

But the question is, which private university president dares to fire his own board chairman? ? ?

The principal didn't dare, but Schiller dared. He wished Bruce would get out of here quickly, otherwise Gotham University would get a clown one day, and it would be another big trouble.

Seldon wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "First of all, let's take back this notice of withdrawal..."

"I never take back the letter I wrote, but as the principal, you can call and ask him to deliver the letter to my office in person."

Schiller also tapped on the table like Seldon.

"Mr. Principal, I'm a teacher, do you expect me to nod and bow to the students who make mistakes? How to please the board is the principal's job, not mine. My job is to educate people, I don't care if he is Wayne or not No one, no one can go wild in my class."

"By the way, help me tell him that if I smell any trace of alcohol in my class in the future, I will kick him out directly. Don't blame me for not reminding him."

crazy! crazy! Seldon thought.

What kind of lunatic is Schiller? Why is he always having trouble with Bruce? That's the richest man in the world!

"I was shocked by your stubbornness." After a while, Seldon said with a gloomy face, "I hope you can keep your stubborn style."

Schiller smiled and said: "I will, in fact, in countless major crimes, I have faced those wicked psychopaths and lunatics, compared to them, Bruce is like a newborn pony Col, I hope he'd better get up in front of me before he learns to run."

The principal looked at Schiller. Schiller's face was a little morbidly pale. Those gray eyes, hidden behind the lenses, seemed to be covered with an inexhaustible gray fog.

After Schiller left, the principal pressed the switch of the recorder under the table. He thought, a scoundrel can't bear such a teacher insulting him so much. What Schiller said today, it's better to engrave on his own. on the tombstone.

If a notice of withdrawal from school is not enough to make Bruce angry, then he will add more code. I wonder how Bruce will feel after listening to these recordings?

Seldon thought, no matter what kind of ability Schiller has, he will never be able to compete with the power of capital. There are 10,000 ways for the Wayne family to make a professor disappear from the world. Even if Bruce wasn't that cruel, he wouldn't make it easier for someone who insults him over and over again.

After Bruce received this recording, his expression was very strange, he was not angry, yes, he was not angry at all.

In fact, even if this person is not Schiller, Bruce will not be too angry, because he is not as impulsive and reckless as he has shown.

But after listening to the recording, he actually felt relieved. Fortunately, Schiller didn't throw him some headaches and difficult to answer questions again, and he didn't use the kind of more serious questions when he usually chased Bruce for homework. bad tone.

Bruce knew that this kind of reaction was wrong, how could his requirements be so low? Shouldn't it be Schiller's compliments that would make him happier?

No, no, what's the point?

Bruce threw the recorder on the table and scratched his hair. He had to admit that after listening to it, he couldn't help but think that maybe Batman did a good job in Gotham recently, so The professor's attitude changed.

Of course, he was Batman after all, and soon, he began to think about business.

It seems that the principal did not aim at Schiller in this way. He seemed to have some additional information channels, and he could know that Schiller participated in the trial of the previous principal.

Bruce Mi narrowed his eyes, wanting to create order at Gotham University, rather he wanted to turn Gotham University into a hall of his own, and a dangerous person like Schiller was naturally his first target.

The next day, Schiller went to class as usual, without even looking at Bruce, he picked up the textbook and started teaching.

Seldon, who was able to mobilize the classroom camera, couldn't help frowning. Bruce didn't bother to go to Schiller. What the **** was going on?

Bruce, disguised as a playboy, has gotten into trouble a lot. He beat up several of his classmates alone. Although it is wrong to beat a professor, for the richest man in the world, there is no one he can't beat. There is no one who he can't afford to beat up.

Then he saw an even more incredible scene. When he was collecting his homework, Bruce actually handed in a stack of paper, and depending on the thickness, he probably really wrote enough 3,000 words.

When did Bruce turn in his homework? Which professor at Gotham University dares to accept his homework? Which course does Gotham University have, dare you not give him full marks?

Thinking of this, the principal opened Gotham University's credit system. He found that in Schiller's psychology class, Bruce's homework was less than two points, and the overall grade was at the bottom. The column for teacher comments read:

"As a rich man, he is indeed enjoying life with due diligence, but as a student, he is really bad."

The principal's hands are shaking a little. This is not an internal website, but a website that all students must visit at the end of the semester. They can clearly see the comments of each professor to them, and they also You can leave comments for all professors.

The principal thought this, he turned the mouse wheel down, and then he saw that Bruce's comment to Schiller was:

"I promise I will finish all my homework next semester, if I do, can I get two points for my homework? Or maybe 1.8, if I can get over 90 on my final exam, I sincerely I hope that my credits will not be deducted completely, even if only one point is deducted."

Isn't this a copy of "Teacher, Cai Cai, Lao Lao"?

With a dark face, the principal turned off the computer with a snap. His heart was full of grievances. How many people wanted to join the Wayne Group, which would bring them huge benefits, and of course the principal was one of them.

But it seems that he has no chance. Bruce doesn't care whether he is the president of Gotham University or not. The president is just a position that he can change if he wants.

But it seems that Professor Schiller really managed the richest man in the world, Seldon thought, no matter what, he must get rid of Schiller, and to go further, he must have an irreplaceable in Bruce. Status, Schiller is his biggest stumbling block.

On the other hand, Bruce began to be dissatisfied with the new principal.

Because when he went to return the withdrawal notice to Schiller, Schiller almost wrote the words "get out of here" on his face.

Before the new principal came, everything went smoothly. Whether it was the communication with Schiller or the cooperation with Gordon, it was very beneficial to the socialization of Batman's career.

As a result, the new principal suddenly came up with some kind of prohibition, and Schiller found an excuse to let him drop out. Of course, Bruce would feel dissatisfied.