American Comics: Opening Guidance Batman

In Gotham City, on a not bright but still warm morning, Schiller put down the coffee cup in his hand and heard the sound of his colleague Anna's high heels. After a while, a blond American sweetheart came in with a dark face and said: "The freshman The damned slackers at the reporting office have taken a day off, you can take the day off."

Schiller said, "Come on here, please get this cup of coffee."

"You'll never try to get me!" Anna roared, and Schiller happily took the coffee and walked out of the cafe. He glanced at the never sunny days in Gotham City, and began his fifth day here.

Schiller was a psychologist in his last life. After the plane crash, he was thrown into this **** simple city with folk customs. Fortunately, he is neither a hero nor a villain, but a leisurely and stable university teacher. professor.

Schiller was happy to be able to touch fish for another day. The system in his mind "ding dong" and displayed: "Peter Parker has sent a chat request."

As Schiller walked towards the report, he replied in his mind, "What's the matter? Peter?"

"Hey! I'm going for an internship at Osborne tomorrow! You don't know how rare this opportunity is for me! And Gwen...I mean, she's going too, we're together, it's awesome! We can be together Talking about genome helices, those awesome big machines…”

Schiller said silently in his heart, no girl would want to discuss this with you, little spider, stay awake.

Since he came here, Schiller has obtained a "Meiman Chat System". The first person he unlocked was Peter Parker, the little spider, who has been talking to him about how he likes Gwen for four and a half days. , The mental journey of a teenager who wants to pursue her, but dare not.

While encouraging Peter, Schiller walked to the reporting office. He sat down and sorted out the form, waiting for the new year's freshman to report.

However, it is strange to say that Schiller has been here for so many days, and he has never seen a bat light on, and there are no villains to do things. It seems that the people who live a comfortable life are really simple and honest.

Soon, students came to report one after another, holding a pile of materials, and all Schiller had to do was register their names and dormitories.

"Next!" Schiller shouted without raising his head. There was already a whole line in front of him. A boy sat down and Schiller asked, "Name?"

"Bruce Wayne."

"Bruce... Room 306, Building 2, Boys' Apartment..." Schiller wrote on his own, suddenly the tip of the pen stopped, and he calmly raised his head and glanced at it. The boy was blue-eyed and black-haired, very handsome, Schiller said: "Wayne ?"

"Indeed, I am Wayne."

Schiller repeated: "Room 306, Building 2, Boys' Apartment, can't you hear it? Get your watch and leave quickly, the people behind are waiting for you."

This time it was Bruce's turn to be stunned. He picked up the form and asked, "Which department are you a professor?"

"Psychology, don't take my class, boy," Schiller said.

Bruce was aroused by him, but Schiller just wanted to scold his mother, co-authoring Batman and just started college! He said why there is no bat light!

Why is he so stubborn, when Batman goes to college, he transmigrates into a college teacher!

He swears that he doesn't want to be involved in the **** life in Gotham City at all, he just wants to eat and wait to die and fish for a salary in the establishment position! Can Batman stop hitting me! I'm just an ordinary person!

Schiller shouted in his heart that he had a full understanding of the danger of the Batman series of stories, and he didn't want to have anything to do with Bruce, especially the 18-year-old kid Bruce! A nasty dude!

So Schiller was very indifferent and warned Bruce not to come to his class. He didn't want to hear the familiar voice of the clown appearing on the school radio one day!

But it was this attitude that aroused Bruce's interest, he was Wayne! Gotham City's richest man! Why does this teacher seem to be indifferent to him, even... disgusted?

But Bruce didn't say anything. He picked up the form, thanked him, and left. Schiller finished his freshman reporting and was about to go back to the professor's apartment to sleep when he suddenly remembered that he had forgotten his keys in the office. , met a tall and thin professor, and Schiller said, "Hey, Jonathan, are you here to get something too?"

"Yes, you forgot your keys in the office again?"

"Oh, that's right. Today, Anna urged me too quickly and forgot when I left. I'll come down as soon as I finish it. See you tomorrow."

"See you tomorrow."

At the moment when Schiller and Jonathan were in the wrong place, an icy chill climbed up his back, Jonathan... Jonathan Klein!

Super criminal scarecrow!

Jonathan, who had his back to Schiller, didn't see Schiller looking back at him. If he hadn't learned today that Batman just went to college, he wouldn't have remembered it. The memory of the scarecrow appeared in his mind - Gotham University Psychology Professor, Ph.D. in Psychology and Chemistry, scarecrow of the future using fear gas to kill, Jonathan Klein!

Schiller took a deep breath and continued to go upstairs with the same rhythm. Jonathan is not a scarecrow now, because Bruce is only 18 years old, he has not graduated from college, and he has not yet become Batman. Jonathan is not famous in the world now. A high-level psychologist, only famous in the academic circle of "emotional psychology", Schiller is now more famous than him!

Schiller is now a world-class master of criminal psychology and abnormal psychology, a well-known psychological researcher, and Gotham's most famous psychology professor.

So Jonathan's attitude was quite good just now... what's the use of that! Schiller can't develop poison gas! He's a pure liberal arts student, and Jonathan is a Ph.D. in chemistry!

Sure enough, I learned mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and I am not afraid to travel all over the world...

Schiller's hands and feet were cold overnight. He knew very well that the **** curtain on the big stage of Gotham City was about to open, and now he was just a helpless scholar, a weak chicken who struggled to move a chair. Purely intellectual talents, let alone encounter these famous super criminals, they are the background boards in the comics, those gangsters, who can kill him with just a gun!

And his worries became reality. Early the next morning, Schiller, who went to the school's psychology clinic as usual to catch fish, heard a crisp knock on the door just after brewing coffee.

"Professor Schiller, may I come in?"

Schiller took a deep breath. Are there still students in this broken psychology clinic? I'm here purely to fish, okay? Paid vacation, understand? Which **** is so ignorant...

Outside is Bruce Wayne!

Schiller almost spit out a sip of coffee, afraid of what's coming!

Schiller could only grit his teeth and say, "Please take a seat, classmate, do you have any psychological problems that you would like to consult?"

"Can't we come and talk if there is no problem?" Wayne spread his hands, and his **** style was undoubtedly revealed.

Schiller pushed his glasses, resisting the feeling of killing the bastard, trying to be old-fashioned and uninteresting to avoid arousing the protagonist's interest, he said: "This is the place for psychological counseling for the students, if you don't have any Questions to ask, then you can leave."

Schiller swears that his words are so boring that they are more perfunctory than the plane broadcast, but Bruce still asked with great interest: "Okay, then let me ask a question, what do you think is the meaning of life?"

Schiller took a deep breath. He felt that he couldn't go on like this. Whether he answered perfunctorily or seriously, this young Batman made it clear that he didn't want to let him go, and he had to find a way to dispel him. interest of.

God is pitiful, he is not the protagonist, without the halo of the immortal protagonist, mixed with Batman, he will not survive three episodes!

He hurriedly opened the Meiman chat system in his mind. He remembered that he got a random chat opportunity because he guided Peter Parker's relationship issues before, and he quickly wrote in his mind:

"A little brat who swears to take revenge on all criminals who have lost both parents and who still uses the appearance of a **** to disguise himself, now ask me what the meaning of life is, I want him to stop bothering me in the future, how to answer He? It's very urgent to wait online."

Soon, a reply appeared: "I am a teacher. Regarding your question, I think you should be patient enough to give this unfortunate child psychological counseling from two aspects..."

Schiller wailed in his heart, what kind of virgin is this here! This is Batman! Can I say "you want to open up"?

Schiller looked at the name of the dialog box, okay, Charles Xavier! Professor X!

No wonder, the founder and principal of X academy are really old-fashioned.

But Schiller, who paid attention to the avatar, found that Charles' avatar could be clicked. He clicked on Charles' avatar in his mind, and a dialog box popped up: "The first chat can randomly copy an ability (low-level) of the chat object, whether to copy? "

Schiller clicked "Yes" for no apparent reason.

"Telepathy (low-level) is loaded."

Schiller felt a blur in front of his eyes. Suddenly, countless noises came from UU reading www.uukanshu.com, and countless unfamiliar emotions rushed into his mind, making it impossible for him to distinguish. After a while, Schiller realized that he was indeed Gained part of Professor X's abilities.

Telepathy is Charles' housekeeping skill, and with brainwave amplifiers, it can even brainwash all mankind, but Schiller's acquisition is only an extremely weakened version, he can only vaguely sense the other party's emotions, and some flashes in his heart suddenly. It is impossible to read the mind directly and clearly.

But that was enough, Schiller focused on Bruce and found that he was in a messy mood right now, yes, it wasn't that he was so cynical.

According to Batman's life experience, he should have just returned from his studies in various countries, and he should have entered the university just to disguise his identity as Bruce. The real Batman has already hated this boring daily life, and every drop of his blood is in Shouting "revenge", "revenge on those criminals".

In Bruce's eyes, the professor opposite seemed to suddenly fall into a kind of quiet thinking. Schiller has a pair of slightly special gray eyes. When Bruce was stared at by these eyes, his keen intuition began to call the police - he seemed to Being spied on and seen through.

Then, Schiller said: "Perhaps you have been waiting for someone to give you this answer, a positive answer, if you have more things to do after you get this answer, don't bother me again, then I am willing to give you this answer. "

"Oh? What is it?"

"Vengeance." Schiller stared into Bruce's eyes and said, under Bruce's suddenly gloomy face, he stared straight at him and repeated: "The meaning of life is revenge."

Ignoring Bruce's already gloomy expression like Gotham's sky, Schiller said, "Are you satisfied? Mr. Wayne?"