American comics Lord of Hell
Chapter 822 Ralph’s Story
"Of course, go to the palace and find Princess Vanellope."
Andrew replied: "Princess Vanellope probably knows where Ash is. Even if she doesn't know, she can send someone to find him."
"Princess Vanellope?"
Q: Bert was about to speak, but at this moment, a big man ran from under the Rainbow Bridge and asked in shock: "Vanellope is a princess? Isn't she a system vulnerability?"
"Ralph, why are you here?"
Q. Bert asked in surprise. This big guy is Wreck-It Ralph. He has huge hands, wearing suspenders, and a shining golden medal on his chest.
"Qbert?"
Ralph was also stunned, and then he turned to Andrew and asked loudly: "Did you just say that Vanellope is a princess?"
"Yes, she is the main character of this game, and there is a poster of her on the outside of the game console."
Andrew asked, "Any questions?"
Ralph shouted, "Of course there's a problem, Vanellope isn't a princess, it's a bug in the system, and this country is ruled by King Candy, and King Candy is an old man."
"This sounds problematic, right? How can a game designed for girls produce an old man?"
Andrew shook his head and said: "Except for the candies who are the spectators and Sour Bill who is the referee, all the racers are women."
The audience nodded when they heard this sentence. Who would be willing to control an old man in a girl's game?
The game "Sweet Rush" was released in 1997. It is quite popular in the United States and many people have played it.
"A real game world, a large number of real game characters with their own ideas, and alien technology, it's really amazing."
The audience sighed. They didn't know that these game characters were all local products and had nothing to do with aliens.
So, the earth is really magical and has everything. Maybe one day, the food in the supermarket will come to life and do some weird things.
"They're all women? Oops, I made a big mistake."
Ralph was startled and turned around to run back. Andrew and Qbert hurriedly stopped him and asked, "Ralph, where is Ash? Your world is about to lose power permanently. You need to find him immediately."
Ralph was stunned when he heard this: "Permanent power outage, how could this happen?"
"You, the big villain, have escaped and no one is destroying the house. Isn't it natural that the power will be permanently cut off?"
Andrew said: "Let's talk about what are you doing while we go to the palace?"
Andrew was worried that this unexpected incident would cause trouble, so he planned to ask.
Q Bert also shouted: "Yeah, Ralph, what on earth are you doing?"
"I'm not doing anything."
Ralph defended. He followed the two of them and said weakly: "Yesterday was the 30th anniversary of our game. I was very happy, but I found that Ash and the others didn't invite me."
Q Burt complained: "Who would invite a big villain? Besides, Ash didn't invite me either. Of course, this is normal. I'm just a refugee."
"Yeah, who would hire a villain?"
Ralph sighed and said: "The big villain is unloved and unloved, and he lies alone in the garbage.
I have been lying down for thirty years and I don’t want to lie down anymore. How should I put it? I don’t want to be a villain anymore. "
"Then, you're going to learn Crazy Turbo and time travel games?"
Q. Bert asked dissatisfiedly, and Andrew asked in surprise: "Who is the crazy turbine?"
"He's a terrible guy. Only us old guys know he exists."
Let's introduce Q Bert - Crazy Turbine comes from an early racing game. He is a very self-centered and vain person.
In the beginning, he was very popular, always shouting: "Turbo is the best."
But technology is always improving. Not long after, a new racing game appeared and Turbo was eliminated. He was very unwilling and sneaked into the new game, causing both games to be damaged and permanently powered off.
The audience was a little surprised, why does this arcade world have a backstory? Do aliens think so comprehensively?
"I don't. I'm not a crazy turbine. I just want to find a medal. Once I find it, I will go back immediately."
Ralph defended, and Andrew said: "But in fact, what you did is exactly the same as that crazy Turbine, and if you can't find Ash, your world will collapse just like Turbine's world."
Ralph was silent, and after a moment he said, "I didn't expect that."
"Turbine definitely didn't expect it at first."
Andrew said: "Let's continue the introduction. What did you do after you found out that Ash and the others didn't invite you? Why did you go looking for the medal?"
"I was very angry. They even invited Pac-Man, but they didn't invite me."
Ralph said: “Of course, I didn’t knock on the door, but I came to the door politely and wanted to celebrate with them.
As a result, everyone looked down on me and said that people like me would never get the medal given to heroes. If I could get it, they would give me a large penthouse apartment.
I was so angry that I vowed to find a medal and come back and slap them in the face.
After that, I went to the bartender and asked where I could get the medal, but found nothing. I don’t know if it was luck or misfortune, but I happened to meet a soldier who had a heroic mission.
This soldier spent all day fighting bugs and was about to have a nervous breakdown. He said that as long as he passed the level, he would get a medal.
So, I stripped off his armor, went to Hero Duty, and nearly pissed myself. "
"Scared to the point of peeing?"
Andrew and Qbert were both surprised. It was just a game, and you, a villain, almost peeed in fear?
"Today's games are too cruel and bloody. The sky is full of bugs. It scares me to death."
Ralph said that although he is a villain, how can a young game like "Kuaishou Ash" be compared with a shooting game like "Hero Mission"?
In "Hero's Mission", players control a first-person shooter, constantly shoot bugs, climb towers, and earn medals.
This game has very high definition and relatively advanced operation mode. It is a popular new game released in recent years.
Andrew said: "Obviously, you weren't scared to death, otherwise there wouldn't have been so many things."
Ralph smiled awkwardly and said, "I was very scared. I originally planned to leave directly, but unexpectedly I found out that the medal was in the tower.
I hesitated for a long time and climbed up the tower to get the medal. As a result, I got my wish. However, there were many bug eggs in the tower and I accidentally activated them.
In a moment of chaos, a bug and I entered a spaceship to fight, which caused the spacecraft to shuttle through the transfer station and come to this world.
Then, my medal was snatched away by a little girl, she was Vanellope. "
After a pause, Ralph said with some sigh: "Vanellope is a loophole in the system. Her body often flashes back and forth. Therefore, she is ostracized by everyone and can only live alone in the cave.
Her dream was to become a racing driver, so when she found my medal, she was overjoyed and used the medal as gold coins to participate in racing competitions.
But King Candy and others didn't want her to participate in the competition and kept trying to catch her. Then, after this and that, she and I became good friends.
We're going to win the car race so we can get my medal back. "
In this game, racers have to pay a gold coin every time they compete, and the champion gets these gold coins.
At the same time, the top nine in the game will appear on the list, and players will choose who to control in the race. This is why there are new racing players in this game every day.
"The problem is, now the medal is on your neck," Andrew said.
"I made a big mistake."
Ralph sighed and said: "King Candy found me, returned the medal to me, and told me that Vanellope was a system vulnerability and could not participate in the competition.
Otherwise, when players find her flashing around, they will find someone to repair the machine, or even cut off the power. At that time, others can escape, but not Vanellope. She is a system vulnerability and cannot leave the game.
In other words, Vanellope may be dead by then.
I was convinced by King Candy to smash Vanellope's car and go home alone. "
Q Bert said very dissatisfied: "Ralph, you are betraying your friends."
"I'm doing it for her own good."
Ralph shouted, and the audience snorted. There are always people doing things that hurt others in the name of doing good for others.
In fact, the so-called good is just what they think is good.
Ravel said: "It was no problem, but since Vanellope is a princess, it means that King Candy has an ulterior conspiracy. I want to go back to help that girl and help her get everything that belongs to her."
"There's clearly something wrong with King Candy."
Andrew said: "It's not just Vanellope's business. Your gold coins enter the prize pool. Logically speaking, they can only be taken out after the game is over.
The Candy King took it out in advance, which shows that he has extremely high authority, or may have cheating methods. "
This kind of ability is definitely not what ordinary game characters should have. This Candy King is not simple.
Andrew's eyes flashed: "Is it just a seal? No, if it is a seal, it would be too public. The seal must be as secretive as possible."
"That old guy, I'm going to smash his head in."
Ralph shouted angrily, and Andrew smiled and said, "If I guess correctly, Ash may have fallen into the hands of the old king."
Ralph said: "Then I'll beat him even more."
"How many guards does the king have?"
Andrew asked with a headache. Not to mention that he didn't know this kind of information, even those who develop games might not know it clearly.
"I don't know, but there are quite a few, such as two rows of Oreo soldiers, and some strange breaded dogs."
"No matter how many people he has, I'm going to beat him up," said Ralph.
"It's so courageous. It's been decided. You rush in through the front door, while Qbert and I sneak in to see if we can find Ash."
Andrew said: "As for Vanellope, she was probably captured by King Candy. After this lesson, King Candy will not let Vanellope run around in the game again."
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