American comics Lord of Hell

"This is good."

Loki's eyes lit up when he heard this: "I can design a scene so that Jane misunderstands Thor, and then, when Thor explains, he suddenly laughs. In this way, it will be difficult for him to die."

"Be a man, Loki."

Andrew complained that Loki really loved Thor, and as soon as he got the power, he would separate Thor and Jane.

"Anyway, this ability is given to you."

Andrew raised his hand and imprinted the conceptual ability on Loki, and then said: "This ability can also be used in the main universe."

While the two divine spells provided by Loki may have their pitfalls, they are invaluable, and Andrew certainly isn't stingy.

More importantly, Andrew took the opportunity to do some tricks on Loki, so that if there was any problem with Loki in the future, he could sense it immediately.

"Very good."

Loki was overjoyed. He had made a lot of money this time. Countless ways to prank Thor came to his mind. For example, it would be fun to make him laugh suddenly when Thor and Jane were talking.

Then, Loki gave Andrew two magical spells. These two magical spells were very complicated and required a lot of preparation in advance.

Andrew doesn't plan to use it right away. He plans to find a world for experiment first. In addition, he also wants to study it with Gu Yi and Emperor Weishan. After confirming that there is no problem, he will separate all the merged worlds of the main universe and DC universe.

These two universes have merged with dozens of worlds. Once separated, Andrew will be promoted to the multi-level Lord of Hell.

"Traps are successful because they have attractive bait on them."

Andrew shook his head and put the matter aside for the time being. He couldn't rush, he had to take his time.

…

Most people on Earth don't know Andrew's existence. They live in an orderly way and enjoy the beautiful world as usual.

Of course, many people know Andrew's identity, such as the president. He puts a photo of Andrew's back in his office and pays homage to him every day before going to work.

What does the mere President of the United States mean before God?

In the Justice League Hall, Iron Man complained: "I deeply suspect that God deliberately let those people know about his existence, so that he can enjoy the kneeling of those big shots."

“How can God be so vulgar?”

Shazam shouted dissatisfied. The superheroes looked at each other and nodded in unison. A certain king named God is so vulgar.

At this time, Superman arrived late. Everyone couldn't help laughing when they saw him. Hancock shouted: "Superman, you came so late today. Are you constipated or did you not bring any paper?"

Iron Man also said: "Superman, Luther invented a toilet machine specially for you. Do you want to give it a try?"

Superman's face was a little dark, and he said: "I have said many times that God is not that stupid. I only need to go to the toilet to transform, without turning on the power.

I'm late today because there are several Gotham villains running to Metropolis. Batman, keep an eye on the Joker. If I see him in Metropolis, I will kill him immediately. "

Because the time went back, the Joker and other super villains were resurrected. Andrew originally wanted to kill them, but was rejected by Batman. He still implemented the no-kill strategy.

"He's not going to Metropolis, he's going to stay in Arkham Asylum."

Batman changed the subject and said: "Okay, everyone is here, let's see what disaster will happen in the next three months?"

"good."

Everyone nodded, and then everyone put their hands on the table. The table lit up and a holographic projection appeared.

In the holographic projection, a man obtained an alien instrument from nowhere, which can alienate human beings. He plans to use this instrument to allow everyone to evolve into more advanced creatures.

"Evolve into a more advanced creature? Let's not say whether it can be done. Even if it can be done, have you asked humans if they are willing?"

Superman shook his head, and the Man of Steel said: "Just get used to it, Superman, that man is in Metropolis, you will be responsible."

"Leave it to me and I will resolve this matter in advance."

Superman nodded and said, in the next three months, there will be only one big disaster, and everyone is very satisfied.

This is the disaster prediction system that Andrew gave to the Justice League. It can predict disasters in the next three months. In this way, under normal circumstances, there will be no major problems on the earth.

Then, everyone took back their hands and the holographic projection disappeared. Batman said: "Superman is responsible for the disaster. Let's discuss how to help the earth move into the interstellar age.

Because of time regress, the earth's technology has been directly brought back to its original form, and now there is basically no black technology. "

"Speaking of which, Iron Man, can you offer home robots at a lower price?"

Shazam asked: "Without home robots, many things feel inconvenient, such as washing dishes, washing dishes, washing dishes."

Everyone laughed. It seemed that Shazam hated washing dishes very much, but then again, they really missed the omnipotent household robot.

"It's not that it's inconvenient, it's that you've become lazy."

Tony complained, he said: "Household robots are a good thing, but the problem is that without unlimited resources provided by God, it is impossible to popularize robots, and we can only let the earth slowly climb the technological tree.

Okay, hurry up and have a meeting. I have to go back and make the suit. In a month, I will challenge Darkseid. "

Darkseid is the demon king chosen by Tony. He wants to use Darkseid to prove to the entire universe the power of mankind - Darkseid's strength has been beaten back to its original form, and it is not at the level of the Three Palace Demons.

"You have chosen a good opponent. We will definitely support you when the time comes."

Hancock said: "Personally, I'm really looking forward to your suit being torn to pieces."

"I am looking forward too."

Everyone nodded in agreement, and Tony showed his middle finger. You guys will be impressed by these bastards. I, Iron Man, am no longer the Iron Man I used to be.

Everyone has memories of the future, so they all have more or less experience with the earth entering the interstellar age. Soon, a preliminary plan was completed.

Then, as the Justice League prepared to leave, Shazam stretched and said, "In the new era, being a superhero is really comfortable."

Everyone was convinced, and Atom Man said: "Of course it's comfortable. After all, we are protected by God."

Everyone laughed. With God's protection, both superheroes and ordinary people can enjoy life happily and no longer have to worry every day.

Mary asked: "Speaking of which, where is our God named King now?"

"On the Desert Star, he just performed a miracle two days ago, making the Desert Star become fragrant with birds and flowers. The reason is simply that Wonder Woman doesn't like the desert."

Green Lantern said that as a member of the Green Lantern Corps, he knows a lot of interstellar news.

"Again, showing affection and spreading dog food."

People complained that a certain God was spreading dog food throughout the interstellar journey, allowing the whole universe to witness his love with Diana.

Shazam asked: "In the future, will someone publish a book based on the journey of Mr. Wang and Wonder Woman?"

"Maybe there will be. I hope I won't be required to recite it."

Everyone said, to be honest, everyone still feels a little weird about Andrew's identity as God. How should I put it, maybe it's because Andrew has too much humanity in him.

"Okay, let's break up the meeting. I have something to do at noon."

Batman looked at the time and said, Superman smiled and said, "Blind date?"

This time it was Batman's turn to look dark, and everyone laughed. The dignified Batman is now forced to go on a blind date every day. It's really... so fun.

Tony was laughing, and Aquaman said: "Batman, why don't you take Iron Man home and make a perfect couple."

Everyone laughed again, Tony gave Aquaman a middle finger and stepped out of the way, and Batman rolled his eyes and left.

Superman looked at the happy scene and the peaceful and quiet city, and couldn't help but laugh. This is life.

It’s great to have God’s blessing.

What is God doing right now? Still spreading dog food with Diana, he specially created a rainbow star. In the rainbow, the images of him and Diana would be looming.

Diana smiled very happily, not because of Andrew's amazing methods, but because Andrew was willing to put in the effort to make her happy. A God, thinking about ways to make you happy every day, what else do you have to be dissatisfied with?

"It's time for the DC Universe to come to an end."

Andrew shook his head. All the friends who should be helped have helped, the enemies who should be punished have been punished, and the cowards who should have been pretended have been pretended. This universe is complete.

In addition, during this time, Andrew was thoroughly familiar with the power of God. Next, it was time to start dealing with the two magical matters.

At first, Andrew's plan was to capture the hells of other universes, but with those two magical powers, he changed his mind and switched to a faster method, which was to separate the merged worlds of the Marvel universe and the DC universe, achieving it in an instant Dozens of hell lords.

This required a lot of preparation, so Andrew gradually shifted his power to the Lord of Hell.

In short, this universe has come to a successful conclusion, and it is time to start the next journey - the Lord of Hell's promotion to the multiverse level.

After this step is completed, Andrew will turn his targets to the snake god Seth and the great demon Lucifer. How many times have these two guys hindered him? If you don't kill them, you won't be able to think clearly.

Of course, not now, Andrew murmured to himself: "Move forward step by step until you reach the top."

…

Main universe.

Andrew took DC Universe’s Iron Man to drink tea in the ruins of Times Square in New York City, er, tea, the kind that comes with tables and chairs.

"You told me this is Times Square? Where are the big screens? Where are the buildings? And where are the bustling tourists and pedestrians?"

DC Iron Man looked at the ruins around him and couldn't help complaining: "Also, in this environment, you are still interested in drinking tea?"

DC Iron Man returns to his hometown specifically to communicate with the Iron Man of the main universe. After that, he will become an independent individual and live in the DC universe.

The biggest advantage of being an independent individual is that you can find a girlfriend and no longer have to be a 'famous gay'.

Andrew tapped his finger, and a holographic projection appeared. In the holographic projection, a group of supernatural beings were fighting in Times Square.

In the end, the energy in a superhuman's body went out of control and exploded on the spot, and Times Square was razed to the ground.

DC Iron Man asked in surprise: "With so many superpowers fighting in Times Square, no one cares? Where is the captain, Aunt Carter, and the Iron Man of the main universe?"

"It's not that they don't care, it's that they don't have time."

Andrew circled his fingers, and a large number of screens appeared around him. In each screen, there were a large number of superpowers fighting. They were often surrounded by ruins, corpses, and blood.

Andrew shrugged and said: "This is the earth now. We are fighting and killing every day. It is almost like a battlefield. Although the captain and the others tried their best to stop it, the effect was very poor due to lack of manpower."

"How did it become like this?"

DC Iron Man was stunned: "With you, the lord of hell, covering you, and Iron Man, Captain, and the others are here, why has the earth turned into this horrible state? This is unscientific."

Andrew took a sip of tea and said: "It starts from the beginning. In order to raise funds, Pepper and Susan, with our support, started the commercialization of superheroes, that is, producing superhero peripherals and making superhero movies. such as.

People like superheroes very much. Therefore, the box office of superhero movies and the sales of peripheral products are rising steadily. This is a good thing, but at the same time, it also attracts the covetousness of capital.

Capital's pursuit of profit and the popularity of superheroes have allowed a large amount of capital to enter the superhero field, thus giving birth to commercialized superheroes.

Traditional superheroes exist to help others and carry out commercial activities. The same is true, for example, helping children raise funds for treatment, etc.

Commercial superheroes are different. Their main purpose is to make money. The most famous commercial superhero company is Vought. After I became the Lord of Hell and gradually evacuated the earth, they packaged the Super Seven, which became very popular. , even overshadowing traditional superheroes. "

As a big capitalist, DC Iron Man is not surprised by this at all. He said: "It is normal for traditional superheroes to lose to commercial superheroes."

"Yes, traditional superheroes go their own way, but commercial superheroes sell settings, crazily please fans, and coupled with capital promotion, they are constantly exposed and defeat traditional superheroes. It is normal."

Andrew nodded. In fact, this is just like the entertainment industry. It is difficult for ordinary stars to compete with those popular stars.

Andrew continued: “In addition, under the packaging of those capitals, business superheroes are perfect, at least, on the surface.

Ordinary superheroes, because they do not hide themselves, have a lot of shortcomings. For example, Tony Stark is often said to have no respect for women.

This kind of intentional or unintentional suppression and smearing has gradually reduced the popularity of traditional superheroes. "

"Shit, no one respects women more than I do, and I communicate deeply with them on a regular basis."

DC Iron Man snorted, Andrew rolled his eyes, are you sure this is respect?

Andrew thought of something and smiled: "Tony in the main universe does not have a famous gay setting, otherwise there is no need to worry about this kind of smear. Only magic can defeat magic."

DC Iron Man gave Andrew a middle finger and asked: "Tony, Captain and the others, won't they fight back? With the size of the Stark Group and the power of Captain and the others, what are those commercial superhero companies? They will be crushed in a minute. .”