Am I the only one who didn't ascend?

Lan'er is an interesting girl. She is like a real little sparrow, full of energy and never tired, chirping non-stop.

In addition, no matter how people tease her in a friendly way, she seems to be unable to hear it, and just chirps non-stop.

Of course, the real sparrow's crisp and pleasant calls may actually express "Fuck you", but humans can't understand it. Lan'er will never swear. Even when she frowns and blushes, she can only say "You are so annoying".

And most of the time, she doesn't really care what Wang Luo says, and she is focused on her own words.

"Chief Lu has never brought anyone to Guanghan Palace alone before, and she held your hand when she came!"

"Xin'er said that a man and a woman who are so intimate should go to the bridal chamber. But Sister Wenwen said that if you go to the bridal chamber with someone like Chief Lu, you will be purified by the bow of the Heavenly Lord. So, do you want to go to the bridal chamber with Chief Lu?"

"But Chief Lu has held our hands before. She is very kind to us and always responds to our requests. If I were a boy like you, I should be able to go to the bridal chamber with Chief Lu, right? So, how can I become a boy? And what does it mean to go to the bridal chamber?"

"Alas, I always feel that I don't understand anything. Sister Wenwen said that I was born with a stubborn mind, and she didn't tell me a lot of things. For example, when I asked her what it meant to go to the bridal chamber, she refused to explain it in detail. And , you just called me a bold slut. Actually, I don’t know what slut means. I just feel like you are scolding me. Sister Wenwen said that when being scolded, you don’t need to care about the meaning of the new words in the sentence, just use the sentence "You are that kind of thing" to scold back! But what does slut mean? "

"Sister Wenwen also said that we, the descendants of exiles, have lived in Guanghan Palace for generations, and we have never been exposed to the world of fireworks, so we always know less than others. If we can be like Sister Mo, and be brought back to the world by Chief Lu, we can know a lot of things. It’s a pity that Sister Mo can never come back here after returning to the world, otherwise I really want to listen to her stories, stories about Chief Lu, hehe. "

"Huh? Why call her Chief Lu? Well, Aunt Cheng said However, people who are exiled to the Crescent Moon Guanghan Palace have no connection with the mortal world, so it is not appropriate to call her by a mortal title. She is the chief of the Xianku Forest in Guanghan Palace, so we call her Chief Lu. Let me tell you a secret. One time I accidentally called her mom, which made Xin'er and the others laugh. But what is mom? I can't remember it at all. "

"We usually take care of this Xianku Forest, but Chief Lu asked us not to come here recently, so are you her newly hired gardener? Let me tell you, the flowers and plants here look beautiful, but they are actually very delicate. If they are not taken care of well, the leaves will turn yellow and the flowers will wither immediately, faster than Sister Yunyun's temper! However, I see that after you came, the flowers and trees here are more energetic than before. How did you do it?"

"Block technique? It's Deer The chief taught us. She taught us how to practice! How is it? Isn't it amazing? Chief Lu said I'm very talented! Although you discovered me, when those so-and-so kings came to Guanghan Palace for a meeting, I followed them secretly, and none of them discovered me! "

"Well, Chief Lu is very good at teaching people. Each of us learns something different. Sister Wenwen learns calligraphy and painting. Chief Lu said she has the talent of a master, but she is lazy and rarely writes. Aunt Cheng asked her to draw a few paintings to hang in the corridor, but she always dawdled and refused to work. When she was urged, she painted with her feet. The ones you saw today were painted by her feet. But once, a big man from the mortal world accidentally saw a practice painting she had done when she was serious, and he clamored to buy it. He refused to leave no matter what, and Aunt Cheng drove him away in the end. "

"Aunt Cheng is amazing. Chief Lu taught her a lot of things, and she learned them all attentively. It is said that when Sister Mo was here, everyone had to listen to her. But Sister Wenwen told me that Aunt Cheng is very old and will leave us soon. She has never left Xianyue in her life, and no matter how many skills she has, only we know them. And we will be like her in the future, growing old in this small world little by little, so what's the point of learning skills? I said, if you can learn skills well and make Chief Lu happy, she will have nothing to say!"

...

Amid Lan'er's noise, Wang Luo spent a very fulfilling first half of the night - in the second half of the night, the little sparrow was tired of chirping, and found a soft place with fragrant grass, lying down like a real little animal.

Wang Luo did not disturb her, but practiced on his own while trying to digest useful information from her fragmented words. However, before he could think about the result, his thoughts were interrupted.

"You called me? "

Accompanied by a tired voice, the familiar petite figure suddenly appeared in front of him through the faint golden mist.

Wang Luo recalled for a while: "You mean half a day ago, I asked you to take that little guy away in the Ascension Record?"

Lu Youyou sighed: "Half a day ago, I was convening a meeting of ministers in the Golden Deer Hall. I didn't notice that you called me at that time. I only had time to rush over after the meeting was over."

As she said that, she glanced at Lan'er and couldn't help but smile: "That little girl made you a lot of noise, didn't she? She is always weak in what she says and does, but her mind is clear and brilliant, which is rare in the world. If it weren't for her unfortunate birth, in fact, she There is a good chance that she will achieve great things while practicing. However, for her, being able to eat and sleep freely is probably more satisfying than any great achievements."

After talking about Lan'er, Lu Youyou straightened up, looked Wang Luo up and down, and asked: "Are you adaptable to living in this Immortal Withered Forest? Have you encountered any... uncomfortable places? I mean , the fairy breath here may be..."

"Don't worry, everything is fine. The spiritual energy here is a supreme nourishment for me. I was thinking about practicing here for a long time. The efficiency will be higher than when I was in retreat at Lingshan Dingling Hall."

Lu Youyou was stunned: "You...ah, as expected of you, as long as you can adapt to it, then I'll be relieved. In the next few days, please continue to rest and nourish yourself here. I'm sorry that I may not have much time to accompany you." ”

"It's okay, you're busy, don't worry about me."

"Well, then...see you in a week."

"See you in a week!"

After that, Lu Youyou picked up the sleeping Lan'er and took her away from the Immortal Dry Forest. Although Lan'er has a bright nature, she has a slim figure. She is lying on Lu Youyou's back, and she has a sense of incongruity like a small horse pulling a cart.

Lan'er, who was sleeping, seemed to feel something. She slowly reached out and hugged the woman in front of her, murmuring: "Mom, mom..."

Outside the immortal withered forest, Lu Youyou could only sigh.