Chapter 1018
Do things like death. In fact, Sougo Tama refused to do it at the beginning, so he can’t ask him to do it, so he should do it right away, right? Although there are many people in this world who like to make big deaths, he is not the same as everyone else. He has to try to make a death before he decides whether to do it or not…
First of all, he had to try to write a small death, because he didn’t want to make a big death as soon as he shot it. After he was done, he would add some fun in, and the fun “DUANG” would come up at once, then it would be very good. Pleasant, very comfortable, and satisfying…
But if this is the case, isn’t that putting the cart before the horse? Doesn’t it prove that death is meaningless at all? It proves that there is no such thing as a guy who likes to die!
So, he did a little work first, and then, the number of deaths increased more and more. After a period of time, Tuma Zougou felt that death was really refreshing. Now he is still doing it every day, what fun. Yes, as long as you die, it will all come out, so you don’t have to look for it…
He even recommends his own way of death to others, to ensure that he is so happy after he finishes it, and others are so happy after he finishes it. If you don’t believe it, you can go to many hospitals to see the objects he used to Amway, those guys. As long as you mention your original death experience, you can still get up from the wheelchair with excitement!
In short, if death is a bad habit, then Tuma Sougen may not be able to quit…
For example, talking with Shiyu Xiazhiqiu now, if you are an ordinary person with a strong desire to survive, you will definitely not say what you want to see each other’s jokes. However, Tuma Zougou always can’t control himself, so he likes it. Seeing others biting their teeth with anger, but showing him helplessly…
For example, Shiyu Kasumigaoka looks like now. Of course, the premise that Sougo Tama has done so many and hasn’t overturned the car is that he will always keep the hole cards that are beneficial to others before he is killed. In this way, even if the opponent is embarrassed, For the hole cards that are beneficial to him, he can only endure it, just like now, facing Xia Zhiqiu who is on the verge of anger, he decisively continues to die while throwing out his hole cards:
“Eh? Is it exposed? Then I will try not to expose next time… ahem, let’s talk about weight loss! Shiyu, how much have you weighed recently?”
Shiyu Xiazhiqiu: “…”
Try not to be exposed next time? Damn it, does Sou Go-kun really think she can’t move people when she kicks? Don’t think she will bear it, isn’t it just to lose weight? She is not rare. She Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu is not an unexpectedly superficial person. Kick, she will kick the other person to death. This time I must let Zong Wujun understand that there is no good end to the bad taste in front of her! Absolutely, absolutely not!
Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, who was thinking so in her heart, lowered her head and said, “Heavy, five hundred heavier…” Well, as long as you sit down, you can lose weight. Then there is nothing you can’t let go of, isn’t it just a little bit of bad taste? Wouldn’t it be next time? If you look at it from another angle, doesn’t it mean that Sougo-kun lives very arbitrarily? Next time, will it be Zongwujun changing directions to show that they will be together in the future?
The perfect answer! While Xiazhiqiu Shiyu madly convinced herself, Tuma Zougou was surprised to grab the words:
“Heavy, 500 tons heavier?”
Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu who was persuading herself in her heart: “…”
What the hell is five hundred tons? Why did you come to this conclusion? Does she look like Bumpman or a big monster! ? Is that surprised look serious?
“Zong Wujun, do you think I can gain five hundred tons?” She gritted her teeth.
“So it’s five hundred kilograms?” Doma Sougo tilted his head.
“How could it be possible!” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu resisted the urge to kick people, “only 500 grams, 500 grams…”
“Shiyu, can’t you just say 0.5 kilograms directly?” Sougo Doma said while thinking in his heart: “I didn’t think it was wrong, but I only cared about it after a pound of weight, the girl’s brain The circuit is really magic…”
“Not 0.5 kilograms, but 500 grams!” After Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu finished stressing, she suddenly lowered her head and said, “Zong Wu Jun, this is my last insistence. If the unit is grams, it sounds like it won’t. Much lighter…”
“But won’t the numbers in front become bigger?” This Soma Sougou really didn’t understand it very well.
“Numbers are not important at all. When everyone hears grams, they will subconsciously feel that they are very light. If the unit becomes ton, even 0.0005 ton, it will give others’Wow, it’s heavy!’ This feeling can be understood by Zong Wujun. ……”
“Probably…” Sougo Doma pinched his chin and said, “Because ton units are mostly used to describe large goods in life, and the words in grams will only remind people of light objects such as rulers and chalk… …”
“Yes, that’s right, that’s it! It’s just a few more rulers, how much can it weigh?” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu affirmed.
“Understood, self-comfort of changing direction…” Tujian, knowing the king, always enlightened.
Shiyu Xiazhiqiu: “…”
Even if you see through it, don’t say it through! Damn it:
“Anyway, in Zongwujun’s eyes, I am a fat woman who comforts herself after gaining weight, sobbing and sobbing…”
“Playing genius” Doma Sougo glanced: “It’s just one and a half points heavier…”
“Five hundred grams!” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu emphasized again.
“…” Toma’s mouth twitched: “Well, it’s just a weight of 500 grams. If you look at it, you can’t tell…”
“How is it possible, doesn’t Zongwu Jun just tell that I’m gaining weight?” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu retorted.
“…” There is reason and evidence, Sougo Tama can’t refute it. Could it be that he is actually some kind of advanced version of HENTAI, those HENTAI can see the three-dimensionality of girls at a glance, he is even better, even the weight Can you analyze it clearly? No matter how you hear this, it sounds like a HENTAI declaration!
“Moreover…” At the same time as someone was thinking about it, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu has continued to say: “500 grams is not heavy, but if you think about the time for the increase of 500 grams, it will increase by five in just over a month. Hundred grams, what if it is replaced by one year, two years, or even three years?”
“Xia Zhiqiu turned into Xia Qiu ball?” Sougo Tama tentatively asked.
“…” Xia Qiuqiu, cough cough, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was silent for a while before he faintly said: “I’m afraid that he won’t be able to become a ball. Zongwu Jun has been scared away…”
“What kind of person does Shiyu think of me? Even if I become a ball, what if I just become a ball and scare me away…” But she didn’t finish her words. Wu has already interrupted in a cold voice.
Shiyu Xiazhiqiu: “…”
Halfway through hearing, she turned her face away.
Sou-go-kun! Is this your promise? No matter if I am fat or thin, beautiful or ugly, you will never…
“Then I have lost a lot…” Just when Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was crazy about his brain make-up, Tuma Zougou had continued: “No matter what, it is the fat ball that I personally fed. If you don’t kick two feet, shoot Two shots, another shot…”
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu: -_-|||
Bring her touch back! Damn it…
“Sou-go-kun, don’t say anything, if I’m really fat and become a ball, then the first thing I must do is to squash you!” Not only did he gritted his teeth, but also quite sure.
Tuma Sougou: “…”
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