Am I a person of interest as a newbie in the second dimension?

Half an hour later.

"Hoo, hoo..."

Hijikata Jūshirō and Hijikata Sougo both gasped and stopped.

"I said Sougo, you've had enough trouble. Judging from your child's physical strength, you should have reached the limit." Jushiro Hijikata took the lead in lighting the smoke.

"Huh, I think guys who consume so much nicotine every day will have insufficient physical strength!" After taking a deep breath, Sougo Toma sat down against the wooden board and said, "So, just let me chop it up, so as not to worry about it. It would be embarrassing..."

"Tsk~!" Jushiro Hijikata blew out a smoke ring: "A guy who can't even stand still is still brave?"

Guilong Tsuchima and others who were standing aside saw the two of them stopped and began to exchange words, and then they spoke out.

"Angry, Master Kondo, is this the so-called friendship between men?"

Isao Kondo: "..."

Are you talking about orangutans again? Did you mention that word again?

Ahem!

Kondo decided to ignore the word monkey and coughed twice: "Sougo and Hijikata are both arrogant guys. They are just not good at expressing their inner emotions."

As he spoke, Kondo signed Sougo's hand and pulled him to Hijikata: "The competition is over, now is the time for reconciliation, let's shake hands."

"Master of the Orangutan Hall, what are you talking about!" Sougo Toma was the first to be dissatisfied. If it weren't for his lack of strength...

Kondo Isao was so excited that he had tears in his eyes - had he called the orangutan owner directly to his face?

"Sang, Boss Kondo, who wants to reconcile with this awkward brat who kicked someone into the pool for no reason..." Jushiro Hijikata also looked away.

The tears in Kondo Isao's eyes became even more abundant - Fourteen, do you even want to call the Orangutan Hall Master?

Fortunately, Kondo has a heart that is not afraid of getting hurt.

After wiping his eye sockets, he turned his head and asked Zhenmi: "Xiao Mi, how did your Onii-chan behave just now?"

"The master of the orangutan hall, Oni-chan, is super strong, super awesome!" After watching a fight between the dragon and the tiger, his innocent eyes let out little stars of admiration: "Stronger than the samurai in those period dramas."

Hearing this, Sougo Toma turned around and gestured with his big finger: "Yes, Onii-chan is very strong."

Isao Kondo took up the topic and asked, "Do you think Brother Hijikata is strong?"

"It's also super strong..."

Sougo Doma thought: Bastard, what does this gorilla owner want to do?

"Does Xiaomi like Brother Hijikata?"

This question made Tianzhenmi shake her head in fear: "Onii-chan said that Mr. Hijikata has Hijikata bacteria on his body. If you stay with him for a long time, you will become bald."

Hijikata Jushiro: " # ^_^"

Isao Kondo: "..."

It turns out that he is not the only one being spread rumors.

Upon seeing this, Katsura Hsuchima quickly said: "Xiao Mi, please don't be rude. How could Mr. Hijikata have the Hijikata fungus that makes people bald?"

"But, Onii-chan said..."

"Don't listen to that boy Sougo's nonsense! Only one of the ten sentences that boy said is true!" Guiryu Toma interrupted quickly.

Sougo suffered a critical blow in his heart. Is this his own?

"But, but, Onii-chan, the owner of the gym is an orangutan, so he didn't lie to Xiaomi!" Tianzhenmi retorted.

Isao Kondo: "..."

That's enough. Can't we just take him out and beat him to death?

"Xiao Mi. Don't be too rude, orangutan. Master Kondo is not an orangutan, he is a human, a human being!" Guiryu Toma taught.

Isao Kondo: "..."

He thanked the rebuttal, but why did he always have tears in his eyes?

"Besides, Mr. Hijikata doesn't have any messy Hijikata bacteria," Katsuragi Tsuchima continued.

Sougo Doma once again felt like he had been stabbed in the back, causing trouble again and again. Sure enough, he was paid for his phone calls, right?

"Besides, Mr. Hijikata will also protect Xiaomi from now on. What do you think of Xiaomi?"

Hearing this, Sougo Toma quickly raised his hand: "I object, it's enough for Xiaomi to be protected by me!"

Looking at the anxious Sougo, Hijikata seemed to understand something. He put out the cigarette and said, "Sister Mi, Brother Hijikata can be responsible for your safety from now on."

Sougo Tsuchima turned around and sneered: "Mr. Hijikata, do you want to commit seppuku?"

"This is a job entrusted to Kondo Gym by the Tsuchama family. It seems that little brother Sougo is not the head of the Tsuchama family yet, right?" Hijikata Jushiro sneered back.

"Just let me protect my one touch!" Sougo Toma said in a voice that only two people could hear: "Or do you want to really have one of your hands chopped off?"

Hijikata Jushi sneered and whispered back: "If you can't even stand still, try to chop him off!"

Tujian Guilong also said from the side: "Zongwu, don't talk nonsense, you usually have to go to class, how can you have so much time."

Kondo, who had pulled Hijikata and Sougo together, saw that the two were smiling and talking "intimately", and quickly said to Katsurayu Tsuchima, who spoke: "Mr. Hijikata, don't worry, the relationship between Sougo and Hijikata has already improved." The bud of friendship has started, and you see how close they are. Sure enough, it is through competition that men can grow their feelings."

Hijikata Souma realized, and Hijikata Jushiro turned around at the same time: "No."

Isao Kondo: "What a tacit understanding."

"Can this really break out into friendship?" Looking at the intimate conversation at first, and then the tacit cooperation, Guilong Tsuchima thought about his life.

From now on.

Sougo's name for Hijikata was changed to: "Damn Hijikata, Hijikata go to hell..."

There were also various sneak attacks in the gym. As a result, their swordsmanship did not improve, but their experience in fighting, sneak attacks and counter-sneak attacks increased sharply.

It wasn't until the Chiai River cement statue incident that Sougo Doma changed from wanting Hijikata to die in action to wanting Hijikata to die in words.

It was also after that incident that the Kondo Gym was officially renamed the Kondo Group.

Lighting a cigarette again and rubbing his head that was swollen from the memories, Hijikata Jushiro said: "Sougo, you're still the same guy."

Then, his eyes narrowed: "Who is that JK behind you? Girlfriend?"

All members of the Kondo Gym looked in the direction of Hijikata's eyes, and then all opened their mouths.

Sougo: "??"

Turning around, I saw a certain Kosaki shivering behind him.

"Mr. Hijikata, has your brain been paralyzed by nicotine? I think the Kondo team's commandments should be more than one, prohibiting team members from smoking - idiots like that, how could you think you are my girlfriend?"

A certain idiot, Kosaki: "..."

Hey, what's that disgusting tone about? What happened to being your girlfriend? She went to school today and blinded a lot of people, okay? Besides, if she didn't have some capital, she wouldn't be talked to!

Hijikata took a puff of cigarette: "It is impossible to ban smoking. It is impossible to ban smoking in this life. I would rather let nicotine numb my brain. No matter what, it is better than a guy like you who has his nerves numbed by ethanol. Since I am not your daughter Friend, how did she get here? Kondo Gym never recruits female disciples, right?"

"Drinking and singing, the geometry of life, you know a hammer, as for why that idiot is here - you can't let me think from the idiot's point of view, doesn't an idiot make decisions just because his head is hot? This kind of thing , you have to ask yourself, I don’t want to lower my IQ to the level of a fool.”