Am I a person of interest as a newbie in the second dimension?

What is happiness? There is a vague and classic saying that happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters...

Tuma Sougo concluded that happiness is a state in which human beings satisfy their own spiritual needs.

Therefore, Sougo Doma understands his happiness as being able to say lazily: "I'm back" when he returns home.

Maybe no one will answer, but just open the sliding door and walk into the living room.

You can see the little huddled little dumpling turning around and saying, "Onii-chan, are you back? This game is so difficult, Xiaomi can't pass it!"

That's all.

He would use his strongest strength to help the hamster pass the level, and then explain what should be paid attention to in passing the level. Finally, he would sneer: "I am more than a little stupid, do you understand?"

Then, watching the dumpling turn into a pufferfish, he started to coax him in various ways.

Until, the pufferfish said: "Onii-chan is the best!"

Sougo Tsuchima would pretend to sigh and say, "Hey, there's nothing I can do about it. I'm so useless that I can't even pass the game, so Onii-chan can only take action."

During this period, there were all kinds of pride.

At this time, a certain group will also present a bunch of rainbow farts at the right time. After all, in the end - Sougo Doma will bring a lot of new games, comics and music.

For Sougo Toma - this is happiness.

For Toma Mi - this is the reason for salting fish.

Ah~! Onii-chan is so good, it’s a new game, there are also comics and Kuole! Xianyu is very happy - a happy Xianyu, and occasionally wants to change something.

Not only is it salty fish, when there is no one around, Sougo Tsuchima will often think about whether this is the right thing to do...

Originally, just a touch too much was enough to be useless, but now, under his leadership, she seems to be even more useless. Will she be happy in the future?

At this time, Sougo Tsuchima was thinking.

"Onii-chan, what's wrong?" Hamster Buried, who grabbed the game controller, had already killed the final boss according to Sougo Doma's instructions. At the same time, the IDs of U, M, and R instantly appeared among the third passer. He didn’t care to look at the beautiful CG at the end of the game. After all, he had already seen it many times...

The first two guys who passed the level were all my own Onii-chans, and the CG after the level was shown off countless times.

I still remember that a certain group came excitedly with a game.

"Onii-chan, this game is said to be as difficult as a nightmare, but the official released news saying..."

"You are so stupid. There is no such thing as a nightmare difficulty game in this world. It's all a lie by the developers." Sougo Toma replied with an indifferent expression.

"But it's true this time. The developers have said that only by passing this level of difficulty can you enjoy the perfect CG and ending they prepared for players. Moreover, I have played it and this game is really difficult..."

"..." Looking at a certain hamster with an unconvinced expression, Sougo Toma fell into a confused silence. It was just a game, was it necessary?

Seeing that Sougo Sougo didn't speak, Hamster Buried couldn't figure it out. She wanted to share the fun of the game with Onii-chan, but why did Onii-chan look so indifferent.

Sougo Toma, who was used to being indifferent, said: "???"

Can you blame him?

"Onii-chan is a big idiot." Hamster Buried yelled.

The one he faced was the innocent-looking Sougo Toma. When facing Dango, Sougo Toma would always subconsciously forget to think.

The next day.

A certain hamster received a video from Sougo Doma.

The confused hamster typed and asked: "Onii-chan, what is this?"

"The ending is CG, and the perfect ending." Sougo Doma replied quickly.

Tsuchima buried: "..."

Hey, there are still people on the Internet asking how to defeat the BOSS in the first level. You have passed the level now. The key is, how do you count the awesomeness of the game company?

Not long after watching the video.

Sougo Toma sent a message: "I'm so stupid. I've already said that there is no nightmare difficulty game. How about it? Is the ending good?"

Tsuchima buried: "..."

No, that's not the case! She just wanted to share the fun of the strategy game with Onii-chan. Well, before she even had time to speak, the final BOSS was already defeated over there?

This is like one academic master discussing a problem with another academic master, but as soon as the problem is raised, the other academic master has already used countless methods to solve the problem - we are all academic masters, why bother?

Hamster Buried’s final reply: “The final CG after clearing the level is completely unsightly…”

Sougo Tsuchima thought about it, maybe this was not an irony.

So, he opened a trumpet, played through the ending again, and added a certain hamster: "U, M, R, I'm your fan..."

After various tricks, Sougo Doma once again passed the video to a certain hamster.

A certain hamster wondered at that time in life, is this, this game really simple?

Sougo Doma’s trumpet: “U, M. R, sir, what do you think of the CG created by this clearance?”

Hamster Buried - Don't call me Dada, you are Dada. I feel like I'm a handicap.

But, after all, he is his fan. In order to maintain his character, Hamster's recovery is: "Well, it's pretty good. It's worthy of this difficulty."

After reading the news, Dojian, who was overwhelmed with joy, immediately sent a message: "I am so stupid. Sure enough, you are just telling the truth, haha."

Hamster Buried: "Onii-chan?"

The hamster is buried and turning black.

"It's so ugly. This game doesn't live up to the developer's claims..."

finally.

Hamster Buried ignored Sougo Doma for a whole day.

The confused Sougo Toma was so angry that he also left the word "boring" in his review of the game.

Time returns to the present.

Looking at the CG of the game that had been cleared, Hamster Buried first tweeted. After all, U, M, R is still U, M, R, a proper game master. And in this game, only I and Onii-chan have cleared it. , just thinking about it makes me feel satisfied.

By the way, she has never deleted the video Sougo Doma sent to a certain hamster...

As soon as the tweet was finished, a certain hamster noticed Onii-chan who was in a daze (thinking), so she said, "Onii-chan, what's wrong?"

"Huh?" Sougo Doma, who was thinking about whether his approach was correct, woke up from his meditation. He first glanced at the screen: "Tsk, tsk, stupid Yiduo finally cleared the game..."

Hamster Buried stared instantly: "Salted Fish Oni-chan!"

"It's not salted fish..." Sougo Toma retorted.

Hamster Buried sneered: "Onii-chan, who is in a daze when he touches the ground, is just a salted fish."

"I'm not in a daze, I'm thinking, thinking!" Sougo Toma said, sitting cross-legged.

Hamster Buried put his index finger to his mouth and said, "Is Salted Fish Onii-chan still thinking about work?"

Sougo Doma scratched the back of his head: "Um...it's already started. Hey, you loser, what's that look in your eyes? Is it suspicion?"

Obviously, Sougo Toma's vague words aroused Xiaotuanzi's suspicion.

"Then what is Onii-chan ready to do?"

Tsuchima Sougo "..."

Of course he is a cartoonist, but - if you say it now, there will be no surprises. Life should be full of surprises. When this hamster discovers that Sougo Doma is the cartoonist she admires most, OK again...

Now, of course, if you can fool me, you can fool me.

"Hahaha - there is a confidentiality agreement regarding the profession, but soon we will have cash flow into our account!!"