Am I a person of interest as a newbie in the second dimension?

The encounters between people are always mixed with all sorts of strange fates. In Japan, when many couples talk about their past events, they always describe the first encounter as an attraction between fates, that is, a destined encounter.

This kind of encounter may be picking up a dropped note, or a collision at a certain intersection, or maybe...

However, no matter what it is, it is full of romanticism.

Kondo Isao is no exception, he continued to talk about it full of pink memories.

"Yes, while I was in a daze, the mamas from the evening show came over and asked me if I needed a bartender? At that time, I was half drunk and half awake, so I nodded."

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

Hey, hey, what about the fateful encounter we promised? Is this just your way of decompressing the life of a middle-aged office worker? Hasn't that woman appeared yet?

"I didn't expect that with a random finger, I pointed to Miss A Miao."

"Click,"

Hijikata Jushiro felt that a certain chord in his mind had broken.

Not to mention that the woman is a bartender, just the encounter between a customer like you and a waiter - please apologize to me in advance as if this was a fateful encounter.

"Fifteen, please listen to me first..." Looking at Hijikata Jushiro who was about to get angry, Isao Kondo quickly said: "Miss Amiao, she is the only woman who doesn't use the word "gorilla" in front of me when she calls me. No, I can’t say it’s a woman, it should be said that among all human beings, Miss A Miao is the only one who doesn’t think of a gorilla when she sees me.”

Hijikata Jushiro's anger level has decreased slightly, but it's just a monkey. Isn't Boss Kondo's request too simple? Ahem, okay, it’s not too simple. Why don’t you give an order to the Kondo team that from now on, when you call the boss Kondo, you are not allowed to use the word "gorilla".

After thinking for two seconds, Jūshirō Hijikata gave up the decision. If he was not allowed to wear the word "gorilla", many people would not be used to it, and Mr. Kondo would be isolated.

The most important thing is - Jushiro Hijikata glanced at Kondo Isao with a complicated expression. The face of the gorilla, Mr. Kondo, will only make people think of the gorilla for the first time!

"Hey~!" After sighing, Hijikata Jushiro said quietly.

"Based on this, you think that woman likes you?"

Isao Kondo rubbed the back of his head and said, "No, later on when we chatted, I learned about Miss A Miao's excellence and confirmed her good impression of me."

Hijikata Jushiro blew out a smoke ring: "Ah~! That's it~! Then what did you talk about?"

Isao Kondo's memories.

It was a night of loud singing, and Miss A Miao took a big sip of champagne: "Mr. Kondo, any trouble you have can be washed away by wine. Do you want me to pour you a glass?"

"Um, is it troublesome?" After Isao Kondo ordered the bartender, he huddled in the corner.

A Miao looked confused: "Mr. Kondo, are you talking about trouble or not?"

"Isn't it bothersome to have to drink with a gorilla just for a small amount of money?" Isao Kondo suffered from low self-esteem.

"Hahaha..." A Miaojiao laughed and said, "What else can Mr. Kondo say? Is this a new way of making fun of yourself?"

Isao Kondo, who still feels inferior: "No, I just..."

A Miao covered Isao Kondo's lips with her fingers: "I know, Mr. Kondo is a genuine human being."

"Even if I look like this?" Isao Kondo raised his head.

A Miao shook her head: "Appearance is only a part of human beings. Nowadays, many people do not accept the theory of appearance. Only the soul and character can reflect the excellence of a person. Some people look like dogs, but their souls are filthy. Some people have ugly looks. It’s ugly, but it can’t hide the interesting soul inside…”

"Then, Miss A Miao, do you like an excellent soul or an excellent appearance?" Kondo Isao couldn't wait to ask.

"Of course he is an excellent and interesting soul." A Miao chuckled.

A flash of deep thought flashed in Isao Kondo's eyes: "What if that outstanding and interesting soul has an ugly appearance? For example, he looks like a gorilla."

A Miao was stunned for a moment, then said in a positive tone: "If that soul is really outstanding and interesting, then I will like his appearance as well."

At that moment, Isao Kondo seemed to see the Bodhisattva who saves all sentient beings.

"Mr. Kondo, come and have a drink. Now, it's my working time. It's my bounden duty to get the guests drunk until they leave satisfied." A Miao said with a playful wink.

Isao Kondo woke up from the light. He took the wine handed over by A Miao and drank heavily until he fell unconscious.

The next day.

Isao Kondo woke up from his sleep. He felt that his heart was beating randomly "bang, bang, bang...", which was something he had never experienced before.

But he knew that he was in love and she was his calamity. No, it should be said that she was his blessing.

Time returns to the present.

After listening to Kondo Isao's description, Hijikata Jushiro said: "###^_^###"

"How's it going, Fourteen, are you very touched?"

Hijikata Jūshirō: "Sou, Boss Kondo, I didn't hear any clue that that woman likes you."

Isao Kondo: "She never calls me gorilla..."

Jushiro Hijikata covered his face: "No, Boss Kondo, this is just a personal recuperation of a bartender girl, right? If it were someone else..."

Jushiro Hijikata stopped talking and remembered several encounters with Isao Kondo.

"Wow, it's a gorilla..."

"It won't bite, right?"

"Drinking with animals requires extra money..."

…

Isao Kondo: "And, didn't Miss Amiu say that? What she values ​​​​is not appearance, but an excellent and interesting soul."

Hijikata Jushiro: "Since you were regarded as a stalker, your soul has been filthy."

"Ale..." Isao Kondo looked lost.

Jūshirō Hijikata: "Sang, Boss Kondo, men are inherently pathetic creatures. If they are comforted for a few words, they will think that the other person has a good impression of him..."

He took a puff from his cigarette and said, "Besides, that violent woman said such gentle words, do you believe it?"

Kondo Isao: "Fourteen, don't keep calling Miss A Miao a violent woman. In fact, violence is what makes me sure that Miss A Miao has a crush on me."

Hijikata Jushiro was confused: "Huh?"

Kondo Isao raised his index finger and said: "Miss A Miao is famous for being a good beater in that store. Usually customers who harass her will be beaten and sent to the hospital for at least a month."

Hijikata Jushiro " # ^_^"

Where does this violent escort girl come from? Isn't that shop afraid of crossing the line?

"But it only took me a day to recover from Miss A Miao's beating. Fourteen, do you think this is unique to Miss A Miao's tenderness towards me?"

Hijikata Jushiro: "##^_^ # "

"That guy Sougo said that gentle people will be gentle to others, so you can never figure out what a gentle person is thinking. On the contrary, the gentleness that a violent guy inadvertently shows out is exactly proof that you are attracted to him. Keep it in mind.”

Jushiro Hijikata rubbed his hair: "That orangutan, Boss Kondo, but are you sure that it's not because he has become stronger after practicing kendo that his recovery ability is not as strong as others'?"

Isao Kondo turned his head unconsciously: "Haha...it shouldn't be possible, right?"

Hijikata Jushiro took a puff of cigarette: "Let's do this. I'll ask Mr. Guilong to help you arrange a few more blind dates..."

"No!" Kondo Isao stopped him quickly, clenched his fists with both hands, and roared loudly: "The blind dates in the past made me realize that those feelings are all fakes. What those women value is not Kondo Isao as a person, but the Kondo group. And what I want to pursue, what I want to master, is the real thing contained in it!"