Am I a person of interest as a newbie in the second dimension?

"The guys from the Kondo group..." A Miao held her glasses, veins popped out on her forehead, but she still forced a smile and said, "Excuse me, what does it mean to meet someone of the same kind for the first time?"

"Hey!?" Sougo Toma became innocent for a second: "Um, did I speak out my psychological words?"

Myo Shimura: "..."

What does it mean to talk about psychology? Don't say hurtful words with such an innocent face!

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

Sougo, this guy, really can’t change his unwillingness to suffer! It's just that the person who can be favored by Boss Kondo is not an easy person. It doesn't matter, he will suffer a loss or something...

"Although he is a gorilla, he is still the general of our Kondo group. I believe that he will not mistake the same kind of gorilla, and..." Sougo Toma stepped forward and whispered: "The general of our Kondo group is also only a gorilla. Do you understand that you can be beaten like this by your own kind? A violent female orangutan."

Whoosh.

A Miao punched out, and the punch was blown by the wind.

"I guess I don't need to understand."

Facing the incoming fist, Sougo Doma just squatted down slightly, then hid and said loudly: "In addition, I am professionally repairing various new eight-jaws. If they are broken, then there will be another new eight-jaw next time." Damaging events…”

Myo Shimura: "..."

Well, what a despicable guy!

Hijikata Jushiro opened his mouth wide: "..."

This, this guy actually found a hostage... No, he must be a person with glasses. By the way, can a skilled person do whatever he wants? Sure enough, this guy never does anything he's not sure about!

Isao Kondo stepped forward at the right time: "Sougo, what are you talking about? If it's Miss A Miao's matter..."

Sougo Doma returned a cold look, Damn it, this gorilla is indeed a pig teammate!

Shimura Miu pursed his lips and smiled: "Brother from the Kondo team, now your general asks you to treat Shinpachi, will you save him or not?"

"Um..." Sougo Toma scratched the back of his head: "Sorry, I seem to have quit the Kondo team now, so I don't have to listen to the instructions of the gorilla leader. How about it, violent female gorilla? I'm the general. !”

Shimura Miao's smile turned cold. No one would choose to offend a doctor (repairman) - she endured it for Shinpachi.

"By the way, I was the one who said at Zuo Otome's laboratory that you two are a good match!" Toma said, so angry that he would not pay for his life.

Myo Shimura: "..."

Test? It's really despicable.

Isao Kondo: "Sougo, do you also think that Miss Amiao and I are a good match?"

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Without him having to take action, Miu Shimura punched out, and Isao Kondo flew out again.

"Sure enough, they are the same species. It's hard to imagine that a female human body can hide such great power. If I get punched, I probably won't be able to repair the New Eight in this life." Looking at Kondo Isao who flew out again, Sougo Doma commented as he touched his chin.

Myo Shimura: "Hehe, hehe..."

Hey, that's enough, don't keep using this threat.

Hijikata Jūshirō: "Please call those things glasses. Why do you even call them Shinpachi?"

Shaking his head, Jushiro Hijikata resisted the urge to complain. He looked at the shivering orangutan on the ground, Boss Kondo. He still chose to leave this place of right and wrong. If he stayed any longer, he felt that the reputation of the entire Kondo group It's all going to be broken.

"Then, if you need any compensation, please contact me or Boss Kondo directly." After helping Kondo Isao who fell on the ground, Hijikata Jushiro said to Shimura Mya.

Miu Shimura nodded: "The best compensation is to keep your Kondo Gym Master away from me."

Hearing this, Kondo Isao, who was leaning on Hijikata, suddenly raised his head: "No, Miss Amiao, I... wu wu..."

Hijikata Jushiro covered Kondo Isao's mouth and nodded: "I know, during this period, I will keep a close eye on the boss, Kondo..."

Sougo Doma also chimed in and said: "It seems that the animal selection plan is inevitable. The hormones of the gorilla owner are obviously beyond those of ordinary gorillas. By the way, violent female gorilla, would you like to help you pay attention?" A handsome male orangutan?”

A # sign appeared again on Shimura Myo's forehead.

"Asshole, don't confuse me with that gorilla!"

Sougo Doma: "Violent female gorilla, you can easily cause psychological distress in me. After all, you have no breasts and are so fierce!"

Click.

Ah Miao, the pain point that she least wanted to be mentioned was revealed.

"Hehehe..." She began to sneer, and in this sneer, Sougo Doma shuddered.

It's strange that the sun is so big in the sky, but it can still feel cold.

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

No, this is no longer a question of coldness or not, this is murderous intent, right? It's murderous, right? Should I say that he is worthy of being someone whom Mr. Kondo values? Stay any longer...

Sougo Hijikata, who was not sensitive to danger at all, said: "Well, Mr. Hijikata, should we go back?"

"Let's go!" Hijikata Jushiro nodded, supported Kondo Isao and walked out.

Three minutes later, inside the Kabukicho XX Police Station, a roar broke out: "That bastard, don't let me meet you again!!"

The sound spread far away, at least the three people who had just left heard it.

"Mr. Hijikata, you seem to have offended someone. The gorilla owner's sweetheart seems to be scolding you."

Hijikata Jushiro lit a cigarette: "No matter how you look at this situation, it is saying..."

"Are you talking about the owner of the orangutan hall?" Toma did not take the blame. Sougo interrupted: "After all, I am also her brother's savior. Taking advantage of a favor to repay this kind of thing is obvious at first glance. It has nothing to do with me, it’s just a pity for the owner of the orangutan hall, such a well-matched couple."

Isao Kondo came back to life: "Sougo, you really think that I and Miss Amiao are a good match, right?"

Sougo Toma touched his chin: "I don't think so at all..."

Isao Kondo: "..."

So it was just comfort? lie? still……

"Master of the Orangutan Museum, how do you fall in love across species?"

Kondo Isao: "No, as long as there is love, these are not problems!"

The corner of Hijikata Jushiro's mouth twitched - Orangutan, Boss Kondo, don't you deny the fact of crossing species?

"Let's not talk about the issue of reproductive isolation." Sougo Toma tried to persuade in a scientific way: "Let's talk about the problem of viruses between different species - the world's first case of HIV was discovered in gorillas."

Kondo Isao "..."

"Speaking of this, I realized that the direction you are pursuing, Master Orangutan Museum, is actually wrong." Sougo Doma stretched out his index finger and gestured.

Kondo Isao looked confused.

"Didn't I make it obvious enough?"

Isao Kondo: "Well..."

"Since the first case of HIV was discovered in gorillas, who introduced it to humans?"

Hijikata Jushiro shivered, and Kondo Isao looked thoughtful.

"It's black people. It's the black people from African tribes who introduced the HIV virus to the world..."

Isao Kondo: "What do you mean?"

Sougo Doma smiled and said: "There used to be a custom in African tribes that before a woman gets married, the gorillas must taste it first, because they think that virgins are unknown. You see, they are all gorillas, and other orangutans are better than you." Much better."

Kondo Isao lowered his head: "Yes, everyone is a gorilla..."

No, he's not a gorilla! He is a real human being! It's really scary... being called a gorilla by so many people, even he himself is almost shaken!