Am I a person of interest as a newbie in the second dimension?

How much can an empty-handed person carry? The answer is - the bigger your heart is, the bigger you will carry it.

hair dryer.

pen.

Steel chopsticks.

ignition stone

…

As Sougo Toma took out one item after another from his back, everyone started to wonder: Are you Doraemon?

It transformed into, ah, this guy is indeed Doraemon.

But, what the hell are the things that are being taken out related to healing, no, repairing Shinpachi? ?

Look, pens, hair dryers, steel chopsticks... none of these are related to repairing glasses. They read a lot, don't try to lie to them!

Looking at everyone's suspicious eyes.

"Ahem!" Sougo Toma coughed twice, picked up the pen on the table and said, "Do you think this is an ordinary pen?"

Everyone present nodded in unison.

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

These guys are really just mortals!

Then, he pressed a button.

"Buzz buzz..." The pen made a sound.

"Actually, this is an electric drill disguised as a pen..." Sougo Toma said with a smile: "As the saying goes, if you carry an electric drill with you, you can use it to repair your hands. As a high school student, it makes sense to carry an electric drill in the shape of a pen, right?

Everyone: "..."

How reasonable! Why make the electric brick look like a pen? Which high school student would carry an electric brick with him?

Jutsuro Hijikata on the side said to himself: "This guy's bad taste is really getting worse and worse."

"And these chopsticks." Sougo Toma continued to introduce: "Do you think they are just a pair of ordinary chopsticks?"

Everyone: "..."

What else can you do with a pair of chopsticks?

Click...

Sougo Tsuchima twisted the chopsticks into four sections.

"Actually, these are screwdrivers and cross-drivers disguised as chopsticks."

Everyone: "..."

Hey, hey, why are you spending so many tricks? Can't you just use it as a screwdriver?

Sougo Toma shook his finger: "What's even more valuable is that this screwdriver can also function as chopsticks. Think about it, what if a group of people go on a picnic and find that they have forgotten to bring disposable chopsticks? At this time, this A chopstick screwdriver will do its job. When others are still worrying about wash-free chopsticks...

With this chopstick screwdriver, I can already enjoy delicious food first. Thinking about it this way, is this chopstick screwdriver a must-have for traveling at home, killing people... well, traveling around the world? "

Everyone: "..."

You just wanted to kill someone and silence them! However, what you said makes sense, but we are speechless.

"However, few people forget to bring disposable chopsticks to a picnic, right?" someone asked.

Sougo Doma looked at the questioner as if he was mentally retarded.

"If you don't have opportunities, you won't create opportunities yourself? As long as you lose your disposable chopsticks on the day of the picnic, you will be the winner of the entire picnic!!"

Everyone: "..."

Okay, so evil. This guy is totally self-serving at the expense of others.

Hijikata Jūshirō seemed to have remembered something and abruptly cut off the cigarette in his hand: "Sougo, every time the Kondo team had a picnic in the past, there would be an incident where they forgot to bring disposable chopsticks. Was it you?"

Although it was a question, Hijikata said it with certainty.

"Hey?" Sougo Toma turned around innocently: "Is there such a thing? How could I forget!"

"Stop pretending to be stupid! No wonder, why did that guy Yamazaki miss the disposable chopsticks every time? After you left, he had a good memory, it must be you, it really is you!"

Looking at the excited Jushiro Hijikata, Sougo Doma touched his chin: "Mr. Hijikata, I don't understand what you are talking about at all. Besides, Yamazaki forgot to bring disposable chopsticks. Isn't it all the universe? A choice?"

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

"Besides, men who are too entangled in the past will not be liked by women. Do you plan to be a bachelor for the rest of your life? Hijikata shows up?" Sougo Doma still smiled.

Hijikata Jushiro: "Asshole! I never thought about finding a woman, that would only weaken my will,"

"Who knows? After all, even the owner of the gorilla hall has turned into a stalker. Wow, I really want to spread the word among the group." Sougo Toma threatened with a smile.

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

He endures it!

Kondo Isao suddenly jumped out: "Sougo!"

"Eh? What happened to the master of the orangutan hall?" Sougo Toma turned his head and smiled back.

"You have to believe me, that's not stalking, that's the protection of love. I like Miss A Miao, so I will never let Miss A Miao get hurt..."

Sougo Toma's mouth twitched, was this the question he was talking about? Sure enough, cross-species communication is too tiring.

"Boom!"

Fortunately, A Miao could no longer listen any longer. She punched out, and Kondo Isao flew straight towards the wall like a kite with a broken string, and then slowly slid down.

After beating the person, A Miao turned around with a smile, narrowed her eyes and asked Sougo Tsuchima.

"We've been chatting for so long, so can you help me heal Shinpachi first?"

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Police officer present: "..."

By the way, why on earth did that big, no, that Kondo group general dare to follow such a woman?

Jūshirō Hijikata continued his cigarette again and said to himself: "As expected of a gorilla, the woman that Mr. Kondo likes is really hot."

Sougo Toma glanced at A Miao again. Well, he confirmed his eyes. Everyone is a vicious and violent person... Bah, what is he thinking about? To Sougo Toma, he is a caring and good person.

After hypnotizing himself hard in his heart, Sougo Doma said with a smile.

"Ah, no problem. I was just proving my professionalism. For example, this hair dryer..."

Everyone present yelled inwardly: "That's enough for you, just a hair dryer, what else do you want to do!"

"This hair dryer is a real rechargeable hair dryer. As the saying goes, the head can be broken but the hairstyle cannot be messed up. This hair dryer can be used continuously for twenty-four hours after charging once..."

Everyone present roared inwardly again: "Haha, it turns out to be a hair dryer. How can you introduce a hair dryer?"

"Do you think this hair dryer is useless?" Tujia Sougo asked, looking at the constipated expressions of the crowd.

Everyone in the venue: "..."

You fucking know it too! !

"But, you forgot one thing, as the saying goes, the shape is like a person..." Sougo Toma turned on the hair dryer and started blowing: "A good shape can often help you get twice the result with half the effort, please take notes!"

Everyone: "Who cares?"

With the proper use of the hair dryer, in just a few minutes, Sougo Doma's appearance has changed from a student boy to someone who looks like a technical boss.

Everyone present came out of Hijikata and Kondo "..."

This guy should be a stylist - what a fool!

"Ahem..." Looking at the stunned people, Sougo Toma coughed twice and said: "Now that I'm out, wherever the patient is, take it out quickly!"

Hijikata Jūshirō AND Kondo Isao: "Bad taste..."

Others wait: "..."

This damn girl has changed her appearance, and even her personality has changed! ?