Am I a person of interest as a newbie in the second dimension?

Inside Kabukicho XX Police Station.

Several parties were still quarreling. Thanks to the cleverness of several police officers, who requested a group of colleagues to come over for support, they were able to maintain order and prevent all parties from fighting - except for a certain orangutan who was being unilaterally raped, Isao Kondo. .

So much so that when Sougo and Hijikata arrived, it was like this.

"It's the only talking orangutan in the world. We will never let you do experiments on it. Damn it!" Everyone in the Animal Protection Association went barefoot and held all their shoes.

"You are hindering the progress of mankind and the development of the world. You are ignorant!" The people at Zuotome Research Institute were not to be outdone.

Fortunately, a dozen police officers formed a human wall to separate the two parties.

Other aspects also continue to show their presence. The police said: "Whether it is for protection or research, the premise is that it has not violated the law. Now, the talking orangutan is arrested as a crime of damaging other people's property and stalking. It should be handed over first." Judged by law.”

Neither the Animal Protection Association nor the Saotome Research Institute agreed to this proposal.

"You fart, what kind of laws do gorillas know? Do you still want to use human laws to judge an animal? If you have this heart, why not arrest a few more criminals and arrest the talking orangutans - it is a waste of taxpayers' money." ” SPCA.

"That's right, as the world's first discovered talking orangutan, its value should be reflected on the experimental bench, not in the prison cell!" said someone from Zuo Otome Research Institute.

A group of police officers: "..."

I shouldn't have tried so hard in the first place and captured this half-human gorilla.

Hijikata Jushiro: " # ^_^"

Ah~ After Boss Kondo returns, he will probably be so shocked that he won’t want to go out for three months. At that time, he will have to be comforted by Hijikata Jushiro. These bastards can’t see that Boss Kondo is a human being? It’s intentional, it’s intentional!

Sougo Doma was secretly amazed. Sure enough, nothing happening in this world is surprising. By the way, where is the owner of the orangutan hall? He searched everywhere.

Then.

Then he saw a crazy woman punching Isao Kondo in the face. Seeing this scene, Sougo shuddered and decided not to care about it. Sure enough, creatures like women are so crazy when they are Like a devil.

Several parties still want to argue.

Hijikata Jushiro, who was smoking a cigarette, lost his patience.

"enough!"

It was this sound that made the arguing parties discover Sougo and Hijikata.

"Are you the owners of the talking orangutans?" The first person to speak was someone from the Saotome Research Institute.

Hijikata Jushiro had a # sign all over his head. How on earth are these guys going to stimulate the orangutan, the boss Kondo? Otherwise, kill them?

Although he thought so, Hijikata Jushiro quickly came up with a series of proofs.

"This is the birth certificate and identification of Mr. Kondo, the orangutan. Are you blind? He is human,"

Looking at the series of certification documents in their hands, everyone in the party became quiet.

Animal Welfare Association: "..."

Saotome Research Institute: "..."

Police station detective: "..."

There was silence for about a minute.

Several people from all sides exclaimed at the same time: "Eh!?" It was deafening.

Hijikata Jushiro: " # ^_^"

You are so surprised. Do you know where in the world there could be animals that can talk?

"Impossible, how could that talking orangutan be a human? How could a human have such long body hair and butt hair?" A member of the Saotome Research Institute who could not accept the reality pointed at Kondo.

Several people looked in the direction pointed by the people from Zuotome Research Institute, and then fell into silence again.

Hijikata Jushiro's hand holding the cigarette shook unconsciously.

The people from the Animal Protection Society silently took two steps back and put on their shoes.

The person from Saotome Research Institute pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and turned his attention elsewhere.

A group of police officers wondered if they had arrested the wrong person in their lives.

At Kondo Isao's place, a terrifying woman was laughing ferociously, punching Kondo Isao in the face one after another. Kondo Isao, who was supposed to be the perpetrator, had a pig-headed face, his nose was running wildly, and he was muttering something in his mouth. : "Fourteen, Fourteen, come and save me quickly...Fourteen...Fourteen..."

This hellish scene shocked everyone in the police station.

Until Sougo Doma hid behind the people at Saotome Research Institute and said:

"Wow, a savage female gorilla beats up a gorilla in heat. They really are a match made in heaven."

Hijikata Jushiro, the only one seen at the scene: "..."

How the hell is this perfect? After getting together, boss Kondo will die, right? He will be beaten to death! ! !

The violent woman seemed to have heard these words. She turned her head, her eyes gleaming with cold light, and a sinister smile on her face: "Excuse me, who was speaking just now..."

Sougo Tsuchima retracted decisively, pretending to be innocent.

The people from the Animal Protection Association seemed to be aware of the danger. They took a look at the ID card and sighed again: "The world is really full of wonders. It looks like an orangutan nine times, but I didn't expect it to be a human being. Being a human being has nothing to do with us."

Wear good shoes and use them decisively for running.

"Ahem..." The person from Zuotome Research Institute coughed twice: "This is the so-called atavism phenomenon. This phenomenon has been studied before, and it is meaningless to study it again. Excuse me."

After saying that, he followed the people from the Animal Protection Association, but there was still the tense atmosphere just now.

The policeman who was called in to maintain order: "..."

Hey, do you want to leave so decisively?

Nonsense, we all know they are human beings - then it has nothing to do with their interests. If there are no interests, who cares what you do?

but.

Looking at the woman who looked like a ghost, "Gulu." Several police officers could only swallow their saliva and stepped forward: "This lady, although the other party is an active criminal, but..."

The evil woman had already stopped. She squinted her eyes and smiled dangerously: "I'm asking, who said that sentence just now? Is it difficult to understand?"

"Madam, you have now broken the law..." several police officers tried to warn.

"As a victim, what law does it violate to beat a gorilla that stalks humans?" the woman asked without showing any signs of weakness.

"No, even prisoners have the right to safety in life..."

"You all said he was a criminal, but this gorilla is not a criminal, but an ape, or an orangutan, right?"

"It has been confirmed that Isao Kondo is a human being," the policeman said seriously.

The woman then walked away with a look of disgust on her face and said, "Ah, weren't you just arguing about how to deal with the talking orangutan? Being followed by a gorilla is scary..."

Everyone who had seen the violence scene: "..."

No! No! No! Why are you so scared? If they continue to argue and don't notice, this orangutan, no, you have to beat this person to death!

"I am a weak girl to begin with..."

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched: "..."

What a weak ass.

"Fortunately, this guy is a human... But, then, I am being slandered as a violent female gorilla. Who said that?"

A crowd of people waited: "..."

It’s not a slander. Although we don’t know who it is, that person spoke our thoughts!